Chapter 038: Gluttonous Baked Cakes
"Blade, is that you? In your car, is it a yellow-haired central leading comrade? He's hanging like this, does his mother know? Fang Tianbao was smoking Brother Scar's cigarette, and wanted to look in the car, but the yellow-haired brother actually pretended to be asleep. This Liuzhou Wuling bread, in addition to Huang Mao and Brother Blade, there are three people in it. The three of them were all unfamiliar faces, and Fang Tianbao had never seen them before.
"Brother Bao, I misunderstood, I misunderstood, my brother, you just said nonsense, don't take it to heart. Come, take this pack of cigarettes, I should compensate you for him, isn't it......" After speaking, Brother Blade took out a pack of Yellow Crane Tower from the van and stuffed it into Fang Tianbao's pocket.
"Okay, okay, okay, your blade brother's hand reached into my pocket, I don't have a solid heart......" After speaking, Fang Tianbao nodded at Brother Blade and motioned for Pipiru to leave. Brother Blade sat in Liuzhou Wuling, saluted Brother Bao through the glass, and then drove the van into the "Global Waste Acquisition Center" of the three blind men. When the van passed by, Fang Tianbao's eyes once again met with the scolding Huang Mao's eyes just now.
That time, Fang Tianbao felt the murderous aura of the other party. It was murderous, eerie, and of unknown origin.
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"Holy shit, why do you like to go to the three blind men even with blades. Could it be that he didn't do the blade business, and changed his career to collect the tattered ......? Fang Tianbao muttered to himself. At this time, Pipiru sat on the tricycle and pulled Fang Tianbao's pants hard.
"Your sister, you have something to say, you have a fart, why do you keep pulling my pants?" That's right, Fang Tianbao felt that Pipiru was indeed a little strange today. Just now, while he was talking to the blade, Pipiru pulled his pants three or four times in a row. Could it be that this kid is interested in his lower body?
"Brother Bao, do you still remember, when you just left, what the three blind men said to you?" Pipirudo.
"There are so many farts for the three blind men, where do I remember what he said?"
"The third blind man said that he wants you to have a good relationship with a person nicknamed Bull Ghost in the fourth middle school in the future. Do you have? ”
"Well, it seems...... That's what the three blind men said. However, Brother Bao, I don't know any cow ghosts at all......" Fang Tianbao remembered, the three blind men did mention a name called "cow ghost".
"Brother Bao, tell you. The yellow hair that poked his head out, scolded you, and retracted it just now is a cow ghost. ”
"What? He's a cow ghost? He, what is he doing ......? Fang Tianbao was a little surprised in his heart. He didn't expect that the person who the three blind men said just now would actually meet him at the door. Moreover, the word "cow ghost" does not sound auspicious.
"Do you remember, I told you. 'Black, White and Grey' in the Four? ”
"Damn, how could this not be remembered. That black skin, didn't you make Brother Bao and me a 'dynamic zone'? As for the bullshit prince gray you said, hasn't he come back yet? Fang Tianbao said.
"Yes, Prince Ash hasn't come back. However, his three subordinate brothers have always been there......" As Pipiru said this, Fang Tianbao was secretly shocked again. Oh, yes, as a well-known school bully in the fourth middle school. It's impossible, he'll just come out and mix it up alone. Fang Tianbao doesn't like gangs so much, and now in the fourth middle school, he has begun to have his fan group.
Now, in addition to some junior high school gangsters, who will call him "Brother Bao" when they see Fang Tianbao, even some old fritters in the third year of high school will nod their heads and enthusiastically call him "Brother Bao is good". In addition to having male fans, Fang Tianbao even gained some female fans. Once, when he was eating in the cafeteria, a little girl in the first year of high school came over and asked to take a photo with him.
"Okay, since the prince is not here, what can his three subordinates do to Lao Tzu?" Fang Tianbao has always been strategically contemptuous of the enemy.
"Brother Bao, we can't underestimate the enemy. The three subordinates of Prince Gray are referred to as 'one ghost, one demon and one god'. ”
"How?" Hearing Pipiru say this, Fang Tianbao suddenly felt that the division of forces in the fourth middle school was really interesting. It turned out that the three school bullies, summed up, called what kind of bullshit "black, white and gray". Unexpectedly, the three subordinates of the prince gray can be referred to as "one ghost, one demon and one god".
"The so-called one ghost, one demon and one god refers to the three people of the cow ghost, the monster, and the shooting god. The cow ghost is the yellow hair you just saw. His real name is Niu Dehua. ”
"What? Andy lau? The king of heaven also came to mix the fourth? ”
"It's not Liu, it's a cow."
"Oh, let's talk about the other two. The Niu Dehua you just mentioned, I see that he has a hooked nose. However, to be honest, don't say that it's inappropriate for him to be called 'Niu Dehua', just call him 'Bull Demon King', I feel that it is an insult to the Bull Demon King. You see, he looks so ugly......" Fang Tianbao felt it.
"Brother Bao, how do you know that Niu Dehua also has a nickname, which is called the Bull Demon King......" Pipiru's eyes lit up, he didn't expect that Brother Bao's IQ was so high, and he guessed it.
"Okay, call him a cow ghost or a bull demon king. Tell me about the other two. Fang Tianbao parked the tricycle under a big tree and gave Pipiru a cigarette.
Two people continued.
"Prince Gray, there are three subordinates. One is named Niu Dehua, nicknamed Niu Ghost. One is called a monster, and the other is called a god of shooting. ”
"What, Shooter? Is the shot a shot that shoots? ”
"That's right, the original name of the shooting god was She Jun. It is the most capable one in the gray of the prince. ”
"She Jun? Damn, his dad really knows how to choose a name, so people can't think about it crookedly? Fang Tianbao said.
", isn't it? Last time, because of a classmate, in school, I didn't read the name of the god of archery. Pronounce 'She Jun' as 'shoot. Fine'. This guy who shoots the god thinks that people are deliberately trying to provoke him. He didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and he shad three big slaps from others......" Pipiru said this, his fingers visibly trembling.
"Look at what scared you like this, no, the person who got three slaps, it's you, right?" Fang Tianbao asked.
"Not me. But ......" Pipiru was a little thoughtful, and his heart was heavy.
"Isn't it, the shooting god didn't beat you, but the bull ghost beat you?"
"Brother Bao, how do you know everything?"
"Nonsense, if you don't know everything, how can you be your brother? Don't worry, how did that bull ghost beat you, turn around, how do I let you beat you back, how about it? ”
"Really?"
"Brother Bao, when did I brag to you?" After Fang Tianbao finished speaking, he locked the car.
"But, Brother Bao, didn't the three blind men say it just now? So that you are in the fourth middle school, it is better to get along with the cow ghost......"
"Three blind people are a fart? In front of Brother Lao Tzu, does he have a share? Besides, he is a person who dares to go to his own sons and daughters, why should Lao Tzu give him face? Whichever one he wants Lao Tzu to cover, Lao Tzu will fight...... Let's go, go to work......" After speaking, Brother Bao threw away the cigarette butt, stepped on it with his foot, and dragged Pipiru towards a small alley.
"Brother Bao, where are you pulling me to......?" Pipiru was dragged by Fang Tianbao and was at a loss.
"Do you want to eat dog meat?" Fang Tianbao asked him.
"You mean, ...... the wolf dog of the three blind people?" Pipiru had just seen that the hairless wolf dog of the three blind people's house, called "Baked Cake", was walking towards this small alley.
"Do you want to?" Fang Tianbao asked again.
"Think, who doesn't like dog meat?" Pipiru likes to eat dog meat the most, and when he heard it, Mung Bean's eyes lit up again.
"If you want to eat, borrow your clothes and use ......"
After speaking, Fang Tianbao suddenly took off the fake Nike on Pipiru's body.
"Hey, Brother Bao, you have to hurry up, I'm cold, I'm ......" Pipiru stood naked at the mouth of the alley to guard Fang Tianbao.
Fang Tianbao took out half of the uneaten steamed bun from his pocket, and then, whistling, he walked towards the "baked cake" that liked to bite.
"Come baby, come and eat steamed buns. After eating the steamed buns, your meat will be more fragrant......" Fang Tianbao put the half of the steamed buns on the ground, and the baked cakes were about to move forward, looking for the to work, when he suddenly stopped. Tempted by the great temptation of the white steamed bun, it came over. After a bite, the wolf dog named "Baked Cake", which had lost its hair, ate the steamed bun that Fang Tianbao had put on the ground.
"What? After eating steamed buns, don't even say thank you to your brother ......? Hearing Fang Tianbao shout like this, the baked cake turned around. And, the moment it turned around, a gray Nike sweatshirt covered its head.
"Whew......" With a miserable scream of the baked cake, its neck bone was twisted off by Fang Tianbao. This process takes only two seconds. Fang Tianbao's movements were clean and neat. The rebirth of the baked cake without any pain.
"Brother, don't blame you for being born in the wrong baby and being a dog. It's only your fault that you were born in the wrong baby and became a dog of three blind people. In the next life, reincarnate as a hero......" After speaking, Fang Tianbao carried a huge baked cake and left.
Half an hour later, Fang Tianbao sold half of the baked cake to a tavern. A quarter of the baked cake, Fang Tianbao stewed it and gave it to Master Lu. A quarter of them, he and Pipiru, eating beer and peanuts, were almost bursting.
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