"Me, why did you wake up?" Feng Qingqing was a little puzzled.

Also, how do you feel crispy on your body, alone!

A man on himself!

Feng Qingqing opened her eyes: "Huh, I'm scared to death, it's you." ”

No, no, why are you not breathing!

Wait, it won't be......

Feng Qingqing looked at the diaries scattered on the ground, peerless, but her face was full of tears.

"How do you ...... Such a stupid ......."

If the Yin Yang Divine Skill does not reach the ninth layer, then it will die.

Feng Qingqing knows.

Therefore, Zhang Lang in his arms has ......

No, that's not right......

Why, it seems that there is still breathing!

At this moment, within Zhang Lang's body, another blonde girl frowned: "It's really annoying, I really owe you in my last life, forget it, help people to the end, I'm tired to death, sleep." ”

Zhang Lang's body emitted a glowing blue light.

Then, after the light, Zhang Lang's body suddenly underwent shocking changes.

Shrunk!

Yes, shrunk.

It's not that Zhang Lang's body has shrunk.

It is not only Zhang Lang's body that has shrunk, but also Zhang Lang's face.

From a young man in his twenties, to an even younger existence.

Even the stubble on the face has begun to decrease until it is gone.

This is......

Feng Qingqing suddenly remembered such a sentence written on the Yin and Yang Divine Skill, the way of cultivation is to steal Yin and Yang, seize the creation, and turn Nirvana......

That's why the Yin and Yang Divine Skill has this name.

In this way, wouldn't Zhang Lang have reached the Nirvana realm?

However, the Nirvana Realm is a higher existence than the Earth Immortal Realm, but the True Yuan fluctuations above Zhang Lang's body obviously did not reach the Nirvana Realm.

What the hell is this......

"Good night...... Feng Qingqing lowered her head, kissed Zhang Lang, who looked much younger, and smiled.

A smile fell into the city.

And that's how it all ended.

Since then, there has been no wind or rain or sunshine.

……

Here's my story.

I am a very ordinary junior high school student......

No, I should say high school students by now.

I tied a small tie around my neck - this is something that high school freshmen must bring when they enter the school.

I am an existence that is said to be an orphan, but not an orphan.

Because for as long as I can remember, my parents haven't lived with me.

And the person who lives with me is my cousin.

Speaking of my cousin, it's really beautiful and beautiful.

I believe that in this world, there will be no more beautiful girl than my cousin.

At my youthful and restless age, I often had visions, and it would be wonderful if I could have something to do with my cousin.

So, today I'm going to do something that is in line with everyone's popular psychology.

I forgot to tell you that my name is Zhang Lang, an ordinary, featureless name, and even a little helpless.

I don't like the name.

Because when you say the name, you always think of another thing, that thing, it's an insect, and it's a very disgusting insect.

That is the cockroach, the legendary immortal Xiaoqiang.

Today, what I'm going to do is steal my cousin's underwear.

Briefs/pants to be exact.

As for why I stole it, it was because I needed it.

You can't just make me think like that, and just use toilet paper to solve it.

So, I need this thing.

……

Today, my cousin didn't come to my room to give Zhang Lang a routine massage.

Now, she's having dinner.

As for why it's dinner, and not breakfast.

That's because tomorrow is the time for school to start, and today Zhang Lang just enjoys the atmosphere of high school too much, so he wants to get on board as soon as possible and feel the clothes that are only available in high school......

Well, actually, the high school uniforms haven't been issued yet.

After all, after the high school report, you will be sent clothes.

So when Zhang Lang wore clothes, he didn't use his own clothes, but his cousin's high school uniform.

Of course, he didn't pervert enough to wear his cousin's summer clothes, but chose a winter dress, compared it, and didn't wear it.

Just tied a tie.

"Very well, at the pace of my cousin's cooking, I have about ten minutes to act and carry out my own plans." Zhang Lang nodded and said.

Although his cousin was cooking, Zhang Lang still bent his waist, crossed the kitchen, and entered the bathroom.

This place is a legendary paradise for changing clothes.

I don't know if my cousin did it on purpose, or if she was so careless in the first place.

Every time my cousin's underwear and underwear/pants are always washed with Zhang Lang's.

Every time Zhang Lang washes it, he will smell a very fragrant smell on his clothes.

Needless to say, it must have been the taste of a cousin.

However, Zhang Lang is not perverted to the extent of using his own clothes to carry out that kind of behavior.

That's why he went to pick up his cousin's underwear today.

One step, two steps, three steps.

Rubbing friction, like the pace of the devil......

Zhang Lang whispered the most popular song of the year as he nervously marched towards the bathroom.

Good guy, from his bedroom to the bathroom, such a short distance, it took Zhang Lang five minutes to crawl on the ground.

Here it comes!

My heaven.

Zhang Lang shouted excitedly in his heart, and then quietly pushed open the door of the bathroom.

Wow, what kind of bathroom is this, it's clearly a paradise!

Zhang Lang thought of this, and reached out to touch the dazzling array of pink objects.

Closer, closer.

Hey......

As long as you get it, then you won't be ...... tonight

It's cool!

"Hehe, my dear cousin, what are you doing?" The most beautiful voice in the world sounded from behind Zhang Lang.

Zhang Lang felt that his spine was starting to get cold.

This voice must have belonged to his cousin.

Moreover, every time his cousin said such a beautiful and moving voice, then Zhang Lang knew that his cousin was angry, and he was still telling the angry person that you were finished!

Under the clutches of my cousin, there is absolutely no one who can survive.

"Cousin, that, I'...... I see you're cooking, and then I'll ......" Zhang Lang was dumbfounded, he couldn't have imagined that his cousin would suddenly say in front of him.

He suddenly remembered that his cousin was usually uncertain, and he didn't see her go to work every day to do anything, but she seemed to be very rich.

Could it be that his cousin, and the legendary mysterious agent, have a leg in this regard?

Thinking of this, Zhang Lang broke out in a cold sweat.

"Go on, I'm cooking, and then what about you?" The cousin grinned, and her hands were already coming in the direction of Zhang Lang's ears.

Zhang Lang said secretly, if there is really no legitimate reason, if this white hand is placed on his ear, his ear will definitely crack.

In a hurry, or rather, men are born with a talent for lying in this regard, Zhang Lang suddenly spread his hands, "I saw that you were cooking, so I was very busy, so I also wanted to help with some housework, for example, this one in front of me, I want to wash all these clothes......"

Looking at his cousin's smiling expression, Zhang Lang continued to explain: "Really, I didn't lie to you, cousin, I really thought so just now......"

"Oh, that's great." The cousin was still smiling, and her expression didn't change much.

But Zhang Lang always felt that behind his cousin's smile, there seemed to be something bad hidden.

"The meal is ready, come over and eat first, and then you can do what you want to do." My cousin said.

Zhang Lang said hello, and then followed his cousin to dinner.

While eating, I looked at my cousin, whose expression had not changed much, and secretly thought that I was really witty.

If it weren't for being so witty, maybe Fang would have been taught a hard lesson by his cousin.

Although her cousin doesn't know how to beat herself, her way of being a person is really scary.

After eating, sitting on the sofa, my cousin stretched out her hand to Zhang Lang.

"Cousin, you call me?" Zhang Lang was in a very good mood, as if he was a puppy, and came to his cousin.

"yes." The cousin nodded.

"What's the matter, cousin." Zhang Lang was still thinking about how to get his cousin's underwear later, so he talked to his cousin and wanted to find an excuse to take a bath.

If you go to the bathroom to take a shower, then isn't it my cousin's underwear, and you can do whatever you want?

"It's okay, I haven't talked to my cousin for a long time, so I'll just talk casually." Anjura said.

"Uh, okay." Zhang Lang nodded, and did not refuse.

To be honest, a beautiful girl like my cousin, if I talk to you, you won't refuse.

Zhang Lang likes to chat with his cousin very much.

Because of the fragrance emanating from his cousin, Zhang Lang was very intoxicated.

This is the taste that every boy in his youth and restlessness likes.

What's more, my cousin is still a beauty, a beautiful and suffocating woman.

If such a girl goes to the street, Zhang Lang dares to guarantee 100% that although she is very liked, no one dares to look at her like this.

Because, this girl's aura is too powerful.

It's like a queen.

My cousin said that it was idle and really idle and casually talked about going to school.

Only then did Zhang Lang know that the place where he would go to school tomorrow was Pingcheng No. 1 Middle School, not Heisei No. 2 Middle School and No. 3 Middle School.

"Cousin, my grades can't get into a middle school at all!" Zhang Lang understands very well that his results, although they are not too bad in the high school entrance examination, are at most a midstream.

With such results, there are some difficulties in getting into high school.

Fortunately, I studied for two more days at that time, so I performed better in the exam, and I was on the standard line for admission to various high schools.

However, this standard line is only the standard line of Pingcheng No. 2 Middle School and Pingcheng No. 3 Middle School.

In this No. 1 Middle School, the grade requirements are too high, and I can't get into it at all.

"Say you go in, you go in, what do you do with so many words."