Chapter 209: Then Break Your Hand
"Don't look at it." Mu Shuiyan looked at the photo frame in Shi Yi's hand, she was in a hurry, and secretly said that it was not good, so she hurriedly rushed forward to snatch the photo frame back.
It was a photo of her in junior high school, Mu Shuiyan was still relatively fat at that time, and then in order to lose weight, she deliberately selected a photo of herself that was the most fat and put it on the desk, alerting herself to lose weight every day, and then she finally lost weight and had the perfect body now, but she still didn't put this photo away, after all, it has commemorative significance and special significance. I didn't expect that now I was released to see it.
It's all my fault, I didn't put it away before.
"It's really you." Shi Yi held the photo frame in his right hand and held it high, not letting Mu Shuiyan get it, and said with a laugh, "I really didn't expect it, it turns out that you used to be a fat girl, but you also look quite cute." ”
"You give it back to me." Mu Shuiyan stood on tiptoe to snatch the photo frame in Shi Yi's hand.
"Haha, it's hard for me to imagine that you used to be a fat girl, how did you do it? Tell me this method, and I'll promote it, and I'll make a fortune then. Shi Yi said with a smile.
"You're still ......"
Mu Shuiyan struggled to stand on her tiptoes to snatch it, but she didn't expect that as soon as she used her strength, she directly pushed Shi Yi to it, and the two rolled onto the single bed in a ball.
At this time, Mu Shuiyan took the initiative to hug Shi Yi's arms, and Shuang * Yi * Ben * read * Xiao * said that YBDU's hand tightly wrapped around Shi Yi's waist from behind, and the posture was very ambiguous.
At this moment, Mu Mu appeared at the door.
"Xiao Shi, come out and eat ......"
The most embarrassing thing in the world is to be caught raped in bed;
The most embarrassing thing in the world is to be caught and raped in bed by your wife or husband;
The most embarrassing thing in the world is to be caught raped in bed by his own "mother-in-law".
This sudden scene overwhelmed the three people at the scene, and they couldn't come back to their senses for a long time.
Mu Mu looked at the two people lying on the bed in an ambiguous posture blankly, it was someone who came over, and she immediately understood what this meant. But I complained a little in my heart that this little release was too anxious, and I couldn't help it even for such a short while, no matter what, I had to close the door, and let myself bump into it, what is this?
"That ......" Mu Mu finally reacted after ten seconds, "Then you can be busy first, and you can eat later." ”
As he spoke, he withdrew and closed the door by the way.
Shi Yi and Mu Shuiyan looked at each other for a full minute, and then Mu Shuiyan screamed silently and bit Shi Yi's chest.
Ahh
Shi Yi gritted his teeth in pain, but he didn't dare to scream, wouldn't that be even more misunderstood.
Alas, who allowed himself to do this to himself?
It's still the same sentence, you can still live if you do evil in heaven, but you can't live if you do evil in yourself.
Biting hard for a minute, Mu Shuiyan let go of her mouth in relief, even though she was angry in her eyes, she scolded Shi Yida, "It's all you." It's all your fault, it's okay now, my mother misunderstood. ”
"This ...... I didn't expect my aunt to rush in. Shi Yi said helplessly, "I should have closed the door when I knew it, what a mistake." ”
"You still say." Mu Shuiyan saw that Shi Yi's attitude of admitting his mistake was so bad, and he couldn't help but add his fists.
"Okay, okay, it's come to this, it's useless if you beat me to death, isn't my aunt angry, and encourages our ......" Shi Yi laughed evilly, "Do you think we did what she wanted?" “
"Shun you big-headed ghost, all the time you think about mess in your head, pervert." Mu Shuiyan slapped Shi Shi hard, this time it was a real beat, and Shi Yi grinned.
"I don't care, you have to go and explain it to my mother." Mu Shuiyan said.
"This question is completely the worse the more you explain it, or don't explain it, just let it go like this, and my aunt didn't say anything. It's you who are too careful. Shi Yi said with relief, if he wants to explain such a thing to Mu Mu, he won't do it to death.
"Hmph, you know." Mu Shui Yanjiao glanced at Shi Yi, then got up from Shi Yi's arms, tidied up the clothes on his body, and then stretched out his right hand, "Take it." ”
Shi Yi saw that Mu Shuiyan was on the verge of rampage, and he didn't dare to make another attempt, so he obediently returned the photo frame in his hand to Mu Shuiyan.
"Really, I think you were quite cute and fleshy at that time." Shi Yi said in passing.
"Oh, what if I ever go back to that?" Mu Shuiyan put away the only photo and prepared to find a spare time to destroy it.
Shi Yi tilted his neck and thought for a while, and said seriously, "You are fat, and your boyfriend's love for you has not decreased, but the average love for each piece of meat is less." ”
"......" Mu Shuiyan wanted to hit someone.
After the photo was put away, Mu Shuiyan fell asleep, "Hurry up and get out, otherwise it will really make my mother misunderstand." ”
Shi Yi also cleaned up his thoughts, and then walked out of the bedroom after Mu Shuiyan.
In the living room, Mu Guoliang and Mu Mu were setting up the dining table, and there was a large table full of delicacies on the table, and they drooled when they looked at it.
"Xiao Shi, Shui Yan, come here." Mu Mu saw that the two of them finally came out of the room, with a hint of joy on her face, and beckoned to Shi Yi, "Husband, bring the last pot of soup." ”
Mu Guoliang didn't say a word, he directly pushed the wheelchair into the kitchen, and then had an extra casserole in his hand.
Although he has difficulty moving, his family does not treat him as a "disabled person", it is psychological torture for him, and some things he can do are still left to him to do.
At the square table, Shi Yi and Mu Guoliang sat opposite, Mu Mu and Mu Shuiyan were opposite, and Shi Yi sat next to Mu Shuiyan.
"Wife, bring the Moutai wine, I'm going to have a good fight with Xiao Shi today." After getting along for a long time, Mu Guoliang also knows that Shi Yi has a bold personality. And like Mu's mother, he has long regarded Shi Yi as his son-in-law in his heart, and now he wants to get closer to each other.
For men, the set is almost nothing more than on the wine table.
Mu Mu brought up the Moutai wine, it was still the one from last time, Mu Guoliang poured him a glass despite Shi Yi's obstruction.
"Uncle is happy today, Xiao Shi, come, you accompany your uncle for a drink." Mu Guoliang raised his wine glass with a smile on his face.
"Dad, Shi Yi doesn't know how to drink liquor." Mu Shuiyan admonished on the side.
"How can a man not drink liquor?" Father Xu looked at Shi Yi in surprise, with a look of disbelief.
"I can drink and drink, who said I can't drink." Shi Yi expressed his attitude on the spot, but he received a roll of the eyes from Mu Shuiyan, "Today, my uncle is happy, and my son is also happy, so I will accompany my uncle to drink happily." ”
"Okay, have a drink." Mu Guoliang was very happy and clinked glasses with Shiyi, and then dried it up.
Shi Yi frowned slightly, looked at the wine glass with three taels, and was ruthless in his heart, damn, isn't it just a glass of white wine, and Lao Tzu's alcohol is not covered, I still don't believe what can happen to me?
At the moment, it is directly a head raised and a glass of white wine is dried into the stomach.
In an instant, a hot sensation rushed from the stomach directly to the throat and finally squirted out of the mouth.
Hot!
It's spicy!
"Good. I appreciate you more and more. Mu Guoliang couldn't help but praise Shi Yi when he saw that Shi Yi was so arrogant.
For someone like him who likes to drink, killing a glass of wine is better than saying anything.
"Husband, drink less, and no one will rob you." Mu Mu complained and said, and then said to Shi Yi gently, "Xiao Shi, drink slowly, don't pay attention to your uncle, he is like that, seeing good wine is more powerful than anything else." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, uncle, this is the real temperament." Shi Yi sent a sycophant at the right time.
"Come on, come on, don't just drink, eat more vegetables, just treat this as if this is your own home, don't be polite, this is all made by my mother, you taste it, see if it tastes good." Mu Mu enthusiastically sandwiched all kinds of dishes to Shi Yi, and he couldn't fit in the bowl.
"It's delicious, it's so delicious, it's completely comparable to the craftsmanship of those five-star chefs." Shi flattered while eating, "No, this is better than that." ”
"Hehe, if it's delicious, eat more." Mu's eyes were smiling, "If you want to eat, you can come every day, and my aunt will make it for you." ”
"Uh-huh, I'm sure I'll come back more often in the future." Shi Yi's mouth was stuffed full, and he didn't forget to speak.
I really can't stop eating.
Just as the family of four was enjoying their lunch, there was a rough knock at the door.
"Open the door, open the door, hurry up and open the door for Lao Tzu."
"Who?" The four of them were stunned, and then Mu Mu stood up and walked over to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, a thick arm reached in and pushed Mu Mu to the ground.
"Ouch, it's a good day!"
"Mom!"
"Wife!"
Seeing that Mu Mu was pushed down, Mu Shuiyan and Mu Guoliang both changed their faces slightly, and hurriedly ran to the front and helped Mu Mu up.
Shi Yi stared, and then stared at the three people who entered the door.
The first one was a strong man with five big and three thick, it was already late autumn, but he was still wearing short sleeves, and on his arms were tattoos of the left green dragon and the right white tiger, and he didn't look like a good person.
The two behind him were dressed in black, the buttons were not buttoned, and they were not good people.
And the one who just overthrew Mu Mu and spoke was the strong man in the lead.
"Ouch, such a hearty lunch, it seems that the little one is having a good time." The strong man glanced at it, and said in a weird manner, and then his face was gloomy, "I think you are tired of living a good life, if you dare to gather to make trouble in the future, see if Lao Tzu doesn't break your legs." No, your leg is broken. ”
"Then break your hand."