The fake Daogu took the lead and ordered a private room on the second floor, ordered a lot of good dishes and wine, and 'kindly' ordered a large plate of steamed buns and a pot of vegetarian dishes for the monk.

Mu Tong and Yun Feng sat together, the fake Dao Gu sat on their right, and the monk sat on their left.

The dishes came up quickly, and for this strange person at this table, it was a monk and a Taoist aunt, and the guys in the restaurant didn't make a fuss.

Business in their restaurant is very good every day, and there are many people coming and going, and I have seen all kinds of strange things. Although this monk is dressed ordinarily, he looks like he has no money, and the Dao Gu is also in tatters all over her body, as if there is nothing of value at all.

But the other two young men and women, looking at their appearances and bearing, are extraordinary. You don't have to think about it to know which big family it must have come from.

So, they didn't ask anything, just came up with the prepared food, quickly set it up, and then withdrew.

When the fake Dao Gu saw the food coming up, her eyes lit up: I haven't eaten anything good for a long time, and I have to have a good tooth sacrifice today.

When she was eating and drinking with a chicken leg in her left hand and a pot of good wine in her right hand, she realized: The monk sitting opposite is not a vegetarian?

"You, you, you fake monk, dare to eat meat?" The fake Taoist aunt pointed at the monk with the left hand of the chicken leg: I discovered your secret, right? Sure enough, it's a fake monk.

"Who said I was a fake monk?" The monk swallowed a large mouthful of fish and asked.

"If you are a true monk, why do you eat meat? Isn't a monk going to quit meat? ”

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, the so-called wine and meat through the intestines. The Buddha stayed in his heart, so why stick to the form. The monk's words blocked the mouth of the fake Daogu, and she thought about it and said unconvinced: "Do you still want to say that color is empty." Empty is color? And then you're going to just go and play with the big girl? ”

"That's right, it turns out that the donor is also a person who is related to the Dharma." The monk smiled at Mimi, and he didn't see him angry at all.

"Yun Gongzi and Mrs. Yun, this is a fake monk, don't believe what he says." The fake Dao Gu found out Yun Feng's life experience before, and knew that this was Yun Gongzi's husband and wife. At this time, she made it clear that the monk was fake, just because she was afraid that Yun Feng and the two would be fooled away by the monk. She had no oil or water to fish.

"Donor......" The monk was about to explain, but was interrupted by the fake Taoist aunt: "What is the donor!" Tell you, I am the thunderbolt archmage who shocks Kyushu, sweeps the Quartet, summons gods and ghosts, subdues demons and subdues demons, and faces dragons in eight directions! You goblin. Don't hurry up and get out of here, believe it or not, I took you in by doing!

The monk is honest, and his mouth is not fast, where is Daogu's opponent. He couldn't say more than two or three words at a time. will be interrupted by Dao Gu, and then say that he is talking nonsense, waving chicken legs and knocking the monk's head and face all over oil.

Mu Tong saw that the two were having a good time, and smiled.

Yun Feng saw that Mu Tong was happy, and he didn't care about the monks and Taoist aunts who made a lot of trouble, just help Mu Tong pick up vegetables.

Mu Tong leaned on Yun Feng's shoulder, she was a little tired after walking for too long. Reach out and take Yun Feng's left hand. Then put all three hands together on the abdomen, eyes slightly squinted.

This mortal food is also delicious. But in the end, she didn't do it as well as herself. Coupled with the ingredients, there is no spiritual power, so Mu Tong didn't eat much, and he only tasted a small bite of each and didn't move the chopsticks.

Yun Feng also ate less, just tasted it like Mu Tong, and then drank tea.

Feeling something written in Mu Tong's hand in his hand, Yun Feng smiled slightly, and continued to drink tea with a cup: This monk and Dao Gu are really interesting.

The Thunderbolt Archmage foamed at the mouth, drank all the wine in the pot in one gulp, and threw the empty wine bottle on the monk's head.

I heard the sound of 'Guangdang', and the wine jug was in the middle of the monk's head, and a red envelope immediately swollen up on the head door, which shows that the Thunderbolt Grand Master (False Daogu) used great force.

"Hahaha," Seeing the monk's embarrassed appearance, the Thunderbolt Archmage couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Yes, who let you steal business with me!"

"You, you, you, how can you be so unreasonable." The monk jumped up angrily: "The Buddha and the Tao are originally a family, why should the Taoist treat the poor monk like this?" ”

"Phew, who's with you! I am the True Dao Changzhen Grand Master, you are a fake monk and a fake bald donkey, how can you be a family? Dao Gu triumphantly declared herself orthodox. She has won a big victory now, and she is not worried that the Yunfeng couple will go to the fake monk at all.

Even if this monk is real, don't really try to snatch the fat sheep from her, anyway, she doesn't believe in Buddhism, and if she offends this bald donkey, she will be offended.

"Yun Gongzi and Mrs. Yun, look, this monk is really a fake monk." After Dao Gu finished speaking, she fished out a roast duck leg on the table and took a bite hard.

"Two donors, don't listen to this Taoist leader, she is talking nonsense." The monk said angrily: "I am a monk of Cifa Temple, how can I be a fake monk." ”

Dao Gu: "You said that you are from Cifa Temple, you are from Cifa Temple?" Who can prove it? ”

Monk: "This is my vows, it can't be fake, right?" ”

Daogu: "Quit it?" Who knows if this thing is real, and we are not monks, how can we tell the truth from the fake? Even if you take out a fake one, we don't know if it's a fake or not. ”

Monk:...... You can't tell the truth from the fake, do you blame me?

Daogu: Don't blame you, who do you blame?

Monk: I'm speechless......

Daogu: Speechless, right? Under my fiery eyes, between my copper teeth and iron teeth, you finally showed clues, right? Say, why pretend to be a monk? Say, why do you want to lie to Yun Gongzi and his wife?!

The monk was about to cry: I didn't pretend to be a monk, I was a real monk; I didn't lie to Mr. and Mrs. Yun, they really have a relationship with my Buddha! Those two beads are proof of that!

If you don't have a relationship with my Buddha, how can the Buddha beads be put on the hands of Yun Gongzi and Mrs. Yun? If you don't believe it, you can try it, and you can't take off the Buddha beads.

Dao Gu was skeptical: Really? I'll try!

Dropping the greasy duck leg in her hand, Dao Gu wanted to pull the Buddha bead bracelet in Yun Feng's hand. Seeing the cold light in Yun Feng's half-closed and half-squinted eyes, he subconsciously gasped. Then, he took out a handkerchief from his bosom. Carefully wiped the oil off his hands, and then wanted to reach out to pull it, but replaced the object with Mu Tong, who was squinting and pretending to sleep.

Seeing that Yun Feng ignored her, the fake Dao Gu breathed a sigh of relief, reached out and grabbed the Buddha bead bracelet on Mu Tong's hand, and picked it down hard, but sure enough, she couldn't take it off.

Hey? Could this monk be a real monk? The fake Taoist girl looked at the monk suspiciously. said that I still can't believe it.

The monk stretched out his hand and grabbed Yun Feng's hand, and vigorously stroked the Buddha bead bracelet down: "Look at it, look at it, you can't take it off, right?" Tell you. I'm true, and I'm telling it. ”

"Really? What about being associated with the Buddha? The fake Taoist aunt said unconvinced: "You still don't want to take these two people back to your Cifa Temple to donate sesame oil money, right?" ”

"How is that possible? You know money all day long, I think you're the fake Taoist. The monk said disdainfully.

"You dare to say that I am a false Taoist? I've told you a long time ago, I'm a thunderbolt archmage who shocks Kyushu, sweeps the Quartet, summons gods and ghosts, subdues demons, and faces dragons! I'm going to destroy you evil now! Dao Gu slapped the table angrily. The soup on the table was spilled all over the floor.

The table full of good dishes was almost eaten by Dao Gu and the monks. At this time, there was only some soup and water left, and after being slapped by Dao Gu's vigorous blow, there was no soup and water left.

The honest monk was also angry: When the monk met Daogu, it was really reasonable and couldn't be explained!

Seeing the monk glaring at her, Dao Gu was even more dissatisfied: "Look at it, look at it!" Let's see how this archmage took you! Pineapple – Prajnaparami! ”

Dao Gu was in a hurry, and almost called 'Prajnaparami' as 'pineapple jackfruit', but fortunately, her tongue turned fast enough. Turned around in time. Sneaking a glance at Yun Feng, the two of them didn't notice, and one was still pretending to sleep. One was still half-squinting and didn't know what he was thinking, and breathed a sigh of relief.

You fake monk, see if I don't kill you!

Dao Gu waved the dust in her hand and pulled it towards the monk without a head or face. The monk didn't expect Dao Gu to really fight, so he couldn't dodge for a while, and he was hit several times on his head and face, and a trace of blood suddenly appeared.

The monk didn't want to be beaten passively, but he didn't want to hit the woman, so he began to dodge left and right.

This flashed back and forth, and the dust drawn out of the Dao Gu's hand hit Yun Feng and Mu Tong several times. The place where Mu Tong was hit was his wrist, and on the white and tender wrist, several bloodshots immediately appeared.

The place where Yun Feng was hit, also on his hand, there were also a few blood marks.

Mu Tong, who was still pretending to sleep, was suddenly lost sleepy, and Yun Feng, who was half-squinting, looked over with a cold eye, and Dao Gu, who was making a lot of noise, suddenly became stunned.

As soon as Dao Gu was stunned, her subordinates stopped, and as soon as she stopped, the monk didn't dodge left and right, and pointed at Dao Gu breathlessly: "It's really unreasonable!" ”

Under Yun Feng's cold eyes, Dao Gu looked at the table and ground with a little embarrassment, and she was silent. In the whole private room, the monk's chattering voice remained: unreasonable, unreasonable......

Yun Feng flicked his sleeves: "This master, you say that I have a relationship with the Buddha in the left sentence, and a relationship with the Buddha in the right sentence, so I have to talk about it in detail." ”

As soon as he heard Yun Feng's voice, the monk stopped chattering: "Donor, the poor monk's name is Fuhai, and he is a monk of Cifa Temple." ”

Dao Gu pouted on the side: "Isn't this nonsense?" It's really verbose, and it's ...... said."

Monk Fuhai glared at Dao Gu: "Thunderbolt Grand Master, please don't interject by the way, okay?" He turned his head and said to Yun Feng: "Put on the Buddha bead bracelets of the two donors, the origin is not simple, they are the relics of Master Honghong." ”

"Wow, Master Honghong?" Daogu Thunderbolt Grand Master opened his mouth when he heard this: "It's very good, this Honghong Master is a celebrity!" But whoever asks the country, no, it should be said that there are people who have fallen into the stars, and those who have not heard of Master Honghong can be said to have no at all.

Even outsiders like Yunfeng have heard of Master Honghong.

Monk Fuhai glared at the Dao Gu who was messing around again, and continued: "When Master Honghong passed away thousands of years ago, among the relics left behind was this pair of Buddha bead bracelets. At that time, he once left a message to keep it with the destined person, and to verify whether it was a destined person, it was to see if this pair of Buddhist bead bracelets could be put on the wrist of the destined person. ”

"Over the years, there have been countless people who have tried to have a relationship with this pair of Buddha bead bracelets, but none of them can be worn, all of them are too big, unlike the two donors. As soon as the pair of Buddha beads met the donors today, they automatically flew into the hands of the two donors without taking the initiative, which had never happened before. ”

"And as soon as you put on the wrists of the two of you, the size is automatically adjusted. You see, the pair of Buddhist bead bracelets in the hands of the two donors can't be taken off at all. After Fuhai finished speaking, he looked surprised, and looked at Yun Feng and Mu Tong's hands again curiously.

At this time, Yun Feng returned to a half-squinting state, and Mu Tong completely leaned on Yun Feng's body, as if he was weak.

"Master Honghong back then can say that those who have a relationship with this Buddha bead can get all his inheritance." When Fuhai said this, he took a special look at Yun Feng's expression, and found that he was still half-squinting and unfocused, and he was a little angry: "Master Honghong is a celebrity, and if you can get his inheritance, how deep a blessing does it take." ”

There was a lot of blame in the tone, and he was saying in disguise that Yun Feng and the two did not cherish and disrespect Master Honghong.

Yun Feng opened his eyes and smiled: "Blessed? Is it for me and my wife to become monks and pass on the Dharma? ”

"How can the benefactor say that? Master Honghong is a monk! Isn't it a great blessing to be able to have a relationship with a monk? Fuhai was a little angry, and his tone unconsciously became excited.

When Dao Gu heard Yun Feng's tone, she seemed to be very disdainful of being able to get Honghong's inheritance, and she couldn't help but be happy in her heart: "I said great monk, what are you excited about, others are rare your Honghong master, Yun Gongzi Yun and Mrs. Yun are not rare!" ”

Fuhai also got angry when he heard this: "You, the Taoist leader, what are you talking nonsense again?" ”

"I'll just interject, so what?" Daogu Thunderbolt Archmage blew up, and the endless quarrel with Monk Fuhai began.

The two of them were arguing loudly in the private room, and the noise was so dark that the strange thing was that the people outside the private room didn't seem to hear it, or what to do, and they were not moved at all.

I didn't see the guests curious, nor the guys panicked, as if there was no one in the private room at all, and no sound came out.

What's even more strange is that Yun Feng and Mu Tong in the private room are indifferent. Mu Tong fainted early and fell asleep, and I don't know if it was too easy to get sleepy after being pregnant with a child.

And Yun Feng was still half-squinting at first, but now he completely squinted.

The two who quarreled quarreled and started to move again, the two of them fought hotly in the house, and everything that could be broken in the private room was finished by the two of them, this time it was really a mess, miserable, and Yun Feng and Mu Tong, who were squinted, did not move at all. (To be continued.) )