280 square meters is not enough for me to escape!

After running three laps, I let the little fish and a kitten pounce on me on the sofa. i^

These little demon moths, pinch, bite, and kick with their little feet.

Anyway, it took a toss to let me go, a scoundrel with a heinous crime.

I got up from the couch unkempt, just in time to see Aunt Bear with her hands on her hips and laughing at me very unkindly.

I sat up, took a small mirror on the coffee table and straightened my hair, and said through gritted teeth with the little demon moths: "In vain, I came prepared this time, and I plan to get you some benefits, you can do it, give me a ravage first, look at the posture, why do you want to stay for a while?" ”

Yu Linglin pointed at me and laughed: "What do you want to do?" ”

Xiao Qi stood between me and Yu Linglin, turned his head to look at me for a while, and turned his head to look at Linshuang for a while, his face was completely like what you said I didn't understand.

The queen sighed, stretched out her hand to grab Xiaofei, and Ren Ling said: "Let's go, sister, let's go aside, they are too bad, their brains are crooked, let's not talk to them." ”

Aunt Xiong smiled at this time and said: "Okay, okay, it's rare to get together today, I'll drive to the supermarket and the market to buy more delicious food, don't leave at night, at home, I must try my authentic English meal." ”

Everyone said yes in unison.

As soon as Aunt Xiong left with her front feet, the little demon moths surrounded her, stretched out their little white paws one by one and said, "Welfare, welfare." ”

I motioned to Xiaoyu and pointed to a small cardboard box on the coffee table: "Bring that thing." ”

The little fish turned around and moved in front of me.

I put it on my lap and opened it, revealing a small porcelain vase sunk in a pile of wood chips.

"Wow, what's it, it's so mysterious." Xiao Qi's face showed excitement.

The porcelain vase has a capacity of 300ml, with cork and white cotton as the stopper, which is impermeable, but when you pick it up and smell it, you can smell a trace of rich rose fragrance.

Xiaoyu grabbed out the porcelain bottle, put it on the end of his nose and sniffed it deeply, his eyes were shining, and he couldn't help swallowing saliva and said, "Delicious rose dew!" ”

I admire Xiaoyu's foodie nerves, no matter what, as long as it smells good, she can eat everything.

I took the porcelain vase in Xiaoyu's hand, pulled out the cork, and in an instant, a rich and charming fragrance of roses immediately filled every corner of the living room.

"What is this, perfume? It's too fragrant, isn't it? Yu Linglin exclaimed.

I tilted the mouth of the bottle slightly, motioning for everyone to take a closer look.

A few small heads came up, only to see that the bottle was filled with an extremely viscous liquid substance that was as crimson as a paste.

"What the hell is it?" Xiao Qi began to shake my arm.

I smiled and said: "Wild rose essential oil, taken from the natural wild roses in the primeval forest, quenched and refined with the ancient method of the Ji family, this thing, men eat it is useless, especially for you women to eat." %&*"; By the way, Ren Ling, does your aunt still hurt when she comes? ”

Ren Ling thought for a while and said, "It's just that when I came soon, my little stomach was sour and swollen, and it didn't hurt anymore." ”

I said, "In the future, you can come to the Great Auntie, just drink a little bit of this, and the pain will be relieved immediately, and in addition, when you feel tired, weak, and angry, you can also drink a little bit...... Ay! Small fish! Small Fish ...... Don't drink it. ”

As I was talking, I suddenly saw the little fish pull the cork from the bottle, and I looked up and took a small sip.

I regret this, why didn't I watch it?

Xiaoyu drank it into his mouth, and his eyes widened: "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, and it's sweet, it's so delicious." It's so delicious. After that, she still wants to drink.

I snatched it down: "This thing! It's a medicine that regulates the body, not food, ok? In addition, you can only use half a spoonful of that baby spoon to drink each time, and then mix it with honey or water to drink, and if you like Xiaoyu, drink it in the standard foodie way. Hey hey ......"

I smiled silently, and looked at the little fish with the eyes of the unlucky ghost.

Xiaoyu began to blink with big eyes, staring at me as if I was fine, I had nothing to do, and you saw that I was fine.

But gradually, it didn't take three minutes, Xiaoyu suddenly covered his ears: "Ah, who is talking about me?" How do I burn my ears, huh? I feel so hot in my stomach, so hot in my body, I ...... No, I ...... How do I feel like I'm in heat? ”

Xiao Yu muttered to himself in shock.

I sighed, "Little fish, little fish! Roses are the best thing, when my Ji family refined this essential oil, they added several kinds of medicinal materials to promote the secretion of female hormones in the palace, plus you eat a lot, so ......"

Small fish face pink, pink...... Big eyes are watery and affectionate.

I stare at it...... Ask, "What do you want to do?" ”

Xiaoyu was affectionate and didn't blink: "I don't want to do anything, I just want a man." ”

"Ah......h

There was screaming all around.

I blackfaced: "Which of you dragged her out and threw it in the bathroom, took the shower head and rinsed it with cold water." ”

I! I!

It was Xiaofei and Ren Ling who volunteered.

The two girls had black lines on their faces, and without saying a word, they pulled up the little fish and went straight to the bathroom.

"Ahh You guys! In vain, I am sisters with you, and you are actually ruthless, ah...... Da Jibai, I can't spare you......" The little fish roared bitterly and echoed through the room.

Ay! Gluttonous foodies really can't afford to hurt it.

I stared at the women: "Everyone, the effect of this product is very domineering, if you don't want to take it, you can solve it by pouring cold water on your head." Otherwise, only men can solve it. ”

Each of the women took a bottle, held it in their hands, looked at me repeatedly, and looked at me again and again, one by one, with careful thoughts, I don't know what kind of demon moth is doing.

A little, the small fish come out

The clothes were wet, as if a little female cat in heat had just been drenched in a heavy rainstorm, and she was pitifully barefoot and sitting on the sofa with her legs folded.

I walked by: "Okay! Why don't you just pour some cold water on you, do you really want that? ”

Xiao Yu gritted his teeth and raised his head and glared: "Da Jibai! I hate you! You're so bad! Give me that medicine! You...... If you have the ability, give me an extra bottle! ”

I'm dizzy!

I've never seen a fish like this! 、

After a while, I finally agreed to give her an extra bottle under the premise of Xiaoyu's strong begging, repeated torture, death and lip and tongue promises.

But as a result, the other demon moths stopped doing it again.

Helplessly, I promised, there is still a fierce medicine, which is in the process of refining, and when he opens the furnace, I will take it out again and share it with all female friends.

Yu Linglin, Gao Shen, send me a sentence: "Great goodness!" ”

After distributing the medicine, I said, "Ladies and gentlemen, if you feel that you are not working hard, you should step back." ”

The demon moths took a step forward in unison!

I gritted my teeth: "You guys are too damaged! One by one, they're all self-centered, aren't they? Dedication, where is the dedication? Can you come up with some high-spirited sentiments? ”

Well, the moths are all backing up again.

I rub! I'm dizzy, I can't afford to play with them, whoever likes to come, come.

I was colorful: "That's it, today, Xiao Qi made an appointment with me for big health care first, in addition, Li Yizhuo, I have been working night shifts every day recently, what a good girl, how can I afford to stay up like this, this is overdrawing my life, so, I announce, first give Zhu Xiaoqi and Li Yizhuo a second major health care, do you have any opinions?" ”

"Nope!" Answer the answer!

Can it be uneven? Xiao Qi is the master, where is the queen's aura, don't agree, okay?

I said, "Those of you who want to contribute to the room, contributors, can visit for free." ”

I! The little fish raised his hand in the air.

Walk! Open!

I led Xiao Qi, the queen, and led by Xiao Yu, went straight to the bedroom.

The rest of the girls, mysteriously, gathered together and began to study the strange use of the rose elixir I had given them.

The small fish room was warm and lovely.

I stood at the head of the bed, glanced at it, and said to Xiaoyu, "Take away all those cloth dolls, big bears, or whatever." ”

The little fish jumped on the bed and was busy for a while.

I turned around and pulled out two large disposable tablecloths in my bag.

"Make the bed." I commanded the fish.

"What are you doing, why do you need to water it?" Small fish are strange.

I'm happy: "Almost, don't worry about it for now, just lay it out." ”

Xiao Yu laid out the tablecloth neatly, I turned around and said solemnly to Xiao Qi and the queen: "Next, what I want to do for the two of you is a great health care that was once popular in the palace, and this health care technique has always been liked by the queen and concubines. But in the process of doing it, he needs to climb on the bed, and he can only wear a pair of pants. ”

The queen was disdainful: "Cut! What's the matter, we're still afraid of this when we study medicine. ”

Xiao Qi: "Brother, you said that this is really redundant, health care, just take it off." ”

I nodded, my expression serious.

And in fact, this is indeed a very serious matter. This health care technique is unique to the Ji family, and it needs to be combined with some medicinal wine and ointment, with the Ji family's unique feminine and soft hand strength, the medicine penetrates into the skin, and the meridians go directly to the viscera.

It's just that, first, because it's exclusively for women, and second, because it's almost naked when the spell is performed. Therefore, it is necessary to find another person to be present and watch, in order to prove medical ethics!

In this way, there is a legendary lesson from the past.

The Ji family, during the Ming Dynasty, had an ancestor who entered the palace to make a cameo appearance as a doctor. He gave the harem a mother this big health care. Halfway through, Niangniang scattered the palace maids around her, and she had to hug her when she was done.

At that time, he stopped Niangniang from turning around and hugging her, and lowered his voice and said, "Niangniang! Other! In this way, it's not good, you better elope with me! ”

That's it...... I don't know what is going on, anyway, I just listened to my third uncle's nonsense.

The third uncle is a ruffian, a rogue profiteer, a mountain goods dealer, and his words are extremely unreliable.

I pondered that the queen and Xiao Qi were all three o'clock.

I am familiar with the three points of these two people, so I didn't read much.

The two girls held hands, got into bed, and climbed down. He also called: "Xiaoyu, come and help unbutton Mimi's clothes." ”

Small fish swish, swish......

The two Mimi clothes were thrown at the other end of the big bed.

I didn't see the beauty of the two women climbing sideways, I bent down and put the big backpack on the chair, opened the bag, and took out a small stove in a clay pot from it, I put the stove on the bedside table, lifted off the small pot on it, took a thick red wax, lit it and sat in, and when I was done, I covered the pot, and I took out another gourd.

Xiao Yu looked stupid and asked me, "What is this?" ”

I turned my head and smiled: "Live the Dirt and Awaken the Kidney Cultivation Technique!" ”

"Ah...... It's so mysterious. The little fish was surprised.

Me: "No way! Now there are too many fantasy novels, alas, they were originally real, and they unconsciously lie down and get shot and become fantasy, come, little fish! Help, let's get clean! ”