Chapter 349: Eating and drinking
"Damn, do you still want to confess? I've said so much, you still want to be rough with me? Su Haoran looked sad and angry, as if he was very aggrieved and reasonable.
Yao Yongqian looked at him with a gloomy face, and didn't say a word, but this state was the most terrifying, this ruthless man was obviously brewing emotions, he really forced him to be anxious, maybe he would suddenly make a move.
"Good!" Su Haoran accepted it when he saw it, and said with a righteous and awe-inspiring look: "Although you are unreasonable, I am a reasonable person, if you want to explain, then I will give you a chance." ”
Oh!
Yao Yongqian's gloomy face eased a little, he thought that Su Haoran would use Yangmei to carry him to the end, but he didn't expect a divine turn.
Su Haoran continued: "With my temper, when I usually face people like you, I will directly shoot them to death. But I think you're a senior, and it's not authentic to do this, so I propose a way to fight, as long as you can win, you can do whatever you want, if you can't win......"
"Don't bother, what's the matter?" Yao Yongqian asked.
Yang Mei also looked at Su Haoran, obviously wanting to know what he wanted to do.
Su Haoran said: "Let's win or lose three games, the first game is to eat, the second is to drink, and the third is ...... I haven't figured out the third game yet, you can't win the first two anyway. ”
Phew!
Yao Yongqian was so angry that his face twitched, "What kind of comparison is this?" We martial arts practitioners eat a lot, isn't it ......?"
"You dare to say that you eat a lot?" Su Haoran roared with an extremely exaggerated expression, interrupting Yao Yongqian's words, and then said disdainfully: "I called a buddy to compare with you, do you dare?" ”
"What? Didn't you compare it to me? Yao Yongqian asked angrily.
"Holy! You're a senior, can't I find a helper? My buddy eats with you, I drink with you, if you're afraid, I don't say anything, if you're not afraid, let's compare. Su Haoran said.
"Huh! What if you lose? Yao Yongqian sneered.
"If I lose, I'm at your disposal." Su Haoran straightened his waist and asked confidently, "What if I win?" ”
"You win? Hehe! We are all martial arts practitioners, do you think you can win? At my level, it is not difficult to digest a pig at a time, and if you can really win me, the grievances between us will be written off. Yao Yongqian said.
"Okay, that's a deal." Su Haoran hurriedly climbed down the pole, grabbed this and finalized it.
Yang Mei said on the side, "In ancient times, there were always people who said that heroes grow on their mouths, although this kid is not a hero, but this broken mouth is really powerful." ”
Hum!
Yao Yongqian snorted and sat back.
Then Su Haoran called the immortal bird over with a phone call, this guy is the master who eats chickens and pigs and does not spit out bones, let this foodie compare with Yao Yongqian, he is still confident.
Then Su Haoran called a soldier king and sent him out to buy more than 1,000 yuan of pig feet, this thing has less meat and more bones, and the immortal bird has an absolute advantage in eating.
After the immortal bird arrived, Su Haoran explained the reason why he was called.
The immortal bird grinned, "Brother, you let me talk to Yao...... I don't dare to fight with my seniors, but it's better than eating, hehe! ”
"You're laughing, do you think you can beat me?" Yao Yongqian rolled his eyelids, looking disdainful.
"Hey, hey! Win you properly. The immortal smiled again, with the same disdain.
Hum!
Yao Yongqian not only hated Su Haoran at this time, but also hated him with immortal birds, he secretly scolded in his heart, are young people now so ignorant of life and death?
Syllable!
At this time, Su Haoran raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "Senior Yao, are you ready?" Can it be compared? ”
"Ready." Yao Yongqian said.
Without Su Haoran asking more, the immortal bird took the initiative to say, "I'm ready too, let's eat." ”
"Okay, put on the pig's paw." Su Haoran shouted.
Immediately, several soldiers appeared together, and more than 1,000 yuan of pork feet were placed in more than ten pots, and in an instant, the entire living room was filled with a smell of spiced meat.
Yao Yongqian frowned when he looked at so many pig claws, but the immortal bird rubbed his hands greedily.
"Let's go!"
As Su Haoran began, the immortal bird grabbed a pig's claw and started gnawing.
Su Haoran and Tang Xinyi have all seen immortal birds eat and already have immunity, but others have not seen it.
First of all, Bao Ke'er, looking at the immortal bird gobbling up, quickly raised his hands to cover his mouth, and then said in surprise: "Special meow, this person eats meat and doesn't swallow bones, why did he eat it all?" Aren't you afraid of indigestion? ”
The two young men brought by Yao Yongqian also widened their eyes, and their two big mouths opened into an O-shape, completely looking incredulous.
At this time, the six soldier kings completely lost the temperament that the soldier king should have, and they looked at the immortal birds one by one in amazement, and the six mouths all squirmed, as if they were experiencing how the immortal birds chewed.
And Yao Yongqian, who was sitting opposite the immortal bird and eating with him, was also a little confused at this time, not that if you have a high cultivation, you will definitely be able to chew the bones and eat them. If you eat one or two, it's okay, but if you eat at the rhythm of immortal birds, even if it is beyond the existence of the heavenly list, you will have indigestion!
is the most stable bayberry, and her eyes are wide at this time.
"Nima! Do you usually eat like this? After Yao Yongqian ate seven or eight pig feet, he couldn't chew anymore, and asked angrily.
"yes, what's the matter? If you can't eat me, admit defeat. The immortal bird replied as he shoved a pig's paw into his mouth.
"I'm going to eat you?!" Yao Yongqian was so angry that the green tendons on his forehead flared up, so he ate more vigorously.
More than ten pots of pig feet, in less than half an hour, were killed by these two foodies.
But after eating these pig feet, Yao Yongqian was obviously not good, if he ate meat normally, he could digest it, but most of the feet were bones, so it was not something he could bear.
The immortal bird still maintained its vigorous combat strength, and the bones were chewed in his mouth and squeaked, and he ate with relish.
"Stop! I can't eat it anymore. Yao Yongqian finally gave in, and then a pair of oily hands rubbed it on his stomach, and it seemed that he was really holding on.
Tang Xinyi, who was watching, had a relaxed smile on her pretty face; Du Leilei took a deep breath relaxed, and it seemed that even Yangmei's gaze had changed slightly.
And the most shocking thing is that this is the beginning, when the immortal bird Lu Zhendong heard Yao Yongqian admit defeat, he actually smiled proudly: "Senior Yao, you should have admitted defeat a long time ago, you have eaten so much, do you know how distressed I am?" ”
After saying this, the immortal bird pulled the remaining pots of more than one pig's claws in front of him, and continued to gnaw on them with taste.
Nima!
Yao Yongqian was so angry that his teeth hurt, to be exact, he had a toothache.
At this time, Yangmei looked at the immortal bird and asked, "Child, did you practice the Hollow Bone Technique?" ”
"Huh!" The immortal bird snorted in surprise, widened his eyes and asked, "How do you know about my stunt?" My master said that I haven't even practiced this kung fu for him, and others basically don't know about it? ”
Yang Mei nodded with satisfaction and said, "I also guessed, it is said that the light bone technique is one of the most brilliant light skills, and people who have practiced to the end of the world have hollow bones, like birds." But people can't really have empty bones, otherwise they can't live without bone marrow. Therefore, people who practice hollowing bone surgery have a characteristic, that is, they like to eat bones and replenish bone marrow from external objects. ”
Hearing Yangmei's words, Yao Yongqian breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll wipe it, today I actually met a kid who practiced the hollow bone technique, and today Lao Tzu lost unjustly." ”
Hey!
The immortal bird smiled, neither admitting nor denying it.
Then Su Haoran smiled evilly: "Yao Yongqian senior, I lost more than you eat, do we have to drink?" ”
Yes?
Yao Yongqian ate a stomach full of pork feet and bones, which made his stomach uncomfortable, and now he has to drink again, which is really a little difficult.
But as Yao Yongqian, it would be a bit embarrassing to let me rest for a while.
So Yao Yongqian stubbornly said, "Okay, but I have one condition." No matter whether we drink Moutai or Wuliangye, even if we drink the cheapest Erguotou and Lao Baigan, we are not allowed to use our efforts to dissolve alcohol, otherwise we will not be able to compare the victory or defeat after drinking it overnight. ”
"Hehe, absolutely no problem." Su Haoran smiled and walked to the refrigerator.
Under everyone's gaze, Su Haoran opened the refrigerator door and took out cans of pure draft beer from inside.
At this time, Tang Xinyi, Du Leilei, and even Yang Mei were amused. This kid is so bad, Yao Yongqian is like that, you still have to drink beer with him, aren't you playing with people?
"You ......" Yao Yongqian was also angry, pointing at Su Haoran, so angry that he couldn't speak.
Su Haoran hugged a bunch of beer, and asked innocently: "What, Senior Yao, you don't like to drink pure raw products?" If you don't like it, I can call and order two barrels of draught beer, whatever you like. ”
"I ......" Yao Yongqian pointed to the pile of beer Su Haoran was holding, and then pointed to his stomach.
Su Haoran suddenly realized, "Oh! I understand. ”
Yao Yongqian breathed a sigh of relief, if Su Haoran was pretending to be stupid, he would definitely be embarrassed to say that he would change liquor with his identity.
But then, Su Haoran said: "It turns out that you don't want to drink, then we can drink Coke, there is Coke in the refrigerator, by the way, and Sprite." ”
Nima!
Yao Yongqian's eyes are full of red bloodshots, Sprite and Coke are more angry than beer, okay? Are you trying to break people's bellies?
Tang Xinyi and Du Leilei tilted their heads, smiling so much that their shoulders twitched, not to mention how charming they were.
Yangmei held the teacup in her hand, and brought it to her mouth several times, but she didn't drink it because she was afraid of laughing.
"Okay, let's have a beer, come on." Yao Yongqian was panting with anger, and in the face of Su Haoran, who was pretending to be stupid, he could only admit it.
Su Haoran was quite polite, opened a jar of pure life with a snap, and put it in front of Yao Yongqian as a junior, "Senior Yao, please, how about we do three in a row first?" ”
"Lian Gan......" Yao Yongqian touched his stomach, originally wanting to find some excuse to drink slowly.
But Su Haoran snapped, opened a can for himself, and then raised his head and poured it into his mouth.
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