Chapter 58: The Trouble of the Old Moon
Han Lin chatted with Tong Leilei for a few more words and prepared to go back, after all, he had to rush to work.
Tong Guoguo was very happy tonight, he was a little drunk, and he pulled Han Lin to lie coquettishly, Tong Leilei asked the nanny to help Tong Guoguo go back to rest, and took Xu Yun to send Han Lin downstairs.
"Xiao Han, my uncle is drunk today, so I won't send you back to school in person, let your brother Xu send you back," Tong Leilei said with a snort of wine.
"It's okay, it's okay, Uncle Tong, you're too polite, you have a good rest tonight," Han Lin said with a smile.
Tong Leilei nodded, and when Han Lin wanted to get into the car, Tong Leilei suddenly patted Han Lin on the shoulder and looked at him with a kind smile.
"Xiao Han... You are young but extraordinary, and you are a kind person, and Guoguo has friends like you... I'm so relieved..."
Han Lin looked at Tong Leilei and looked at him with a relieved expression, he was a little overwhelmed for a while, he scratched his head embarrassedly and smiled: "Don't worry, uncle, nothing will happen to me in Guoguo..."
After speaking, Han Lin leaned down and got into the car.
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Sitting in the car, Han Lin felt that his head was also slightly heavy, he had only seen beer and white wine when he was at home before, this red wine was the first time he drank it, he had known that the stamina was so big, he would not have drunk so much.
Xu Yun held the steering wheel with both hands, and looked at Han Lin in the rearview mirror from time to time, and he said with a smile while driving: "Xiao Han, have you practiced martial arts since you were a child?" ”
Han Lin waved his hand in a daze: "No... I've never practiced martial arts..."
Xu Yun stared at the road ahead and said with a smile: "Don't be joking, when you rescued Miss Tong before, I saw that you didn't pay attention to moves, but only cared about strength, but when you fought with Lei Meng and Bai Qi today, your moves were peculiar, and you looked like a practitioner."
Han Lin rubbed his temples, thinking back to what he had done today, even he couldn't believe what had just happened.
I haven't fought much since I was a child, let alone what moves I can make.
But after he was beaten by Lei Meng, his body was suddenly out of his control, and he extinguished Lei Meng in minutes, and fought with the mayor's personal guards for a few rounds, he only felt as if he was a different person at that time.
"Could it be... Is this the 'awakening' that Ziyan has been talking about? Han Lin couldn't help but think of what Ziyan said to him that day when Su Muxian besieged everyone.
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When the car was about to drive to the school, Han Lin asked Xu Yun to stop on the side of the road, and he got out of the car on the side of the road.
"Whew..."
The cold air in the middle of the night made Han Lin's brain sober up a little, he shook his head, took a few deep breaths, and then crossed the road towards the Immortal Supermarket.
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Because of the Peach Conference, the supermarket has not been open for a while, and the peach auction was held last night, so Han Lin's poor points have been stuck at 6.8, which has not risen at all.
"I hope there will be more immortals who come to buy things today, and if there is an immortal who has cultivated to a high point, maybe he will be able to make up 10 points tonight!" Han Lin thought happily in his heart, and sped up his feet and hurried towards the supermarket.
"Jingle Bell~"
Han Lin pushed the door and walked into the supermarket with great interest, only to find that there were only a few immortals shopping in the supermarket, Han Lin sighed, just relying on these little immortals to consume the fastest for more than a week to save up the remaining 3.2 points, because they bought some goods between a few years and decades of mana, and Han Lin could get a pitiful amount of commission.
Meng Ci and Linglong were busy greeting those immortals, and Han Lin didn't go over to say hello, but changed his clothes step by step and stood in front of the cash register.
"Jingle Bells"
As soon as Han Lin changed his clothes, the door of the supermarket was pushed open again, and Han Lin looked up and saw a white-haired old man walking in on crutches.
The old man had a kind face, and his snow-white beard hung down to his chest; He was dressed in a beige robe with a bright red collar, and the most peculiar thing was that the old man had countless red ropes tied around his waist, and the crutches were full of colorful ropes, which made people dazzled when they looked at it.
"Welcome to Fairy Supermarket, what do you need?" Han Lin said politely to the old man.
The old man smiled and said slowly: "The old man doesn't see things very well... Is there a spiritual treasure that can make the old man see the gender of mortals? ”
Han Lin was stunned for a moment, seeing the commodity of mortal gender clearly? Could it be that this old man can't tell the difference between a man and a woman?
"You don't see things very brightly, do you? We have a super magnifying glass in our supermarket, can you see it? Han Lin said with a smile.
The old man sighed and shook his head: "The old man is not dizzy, but now everything is upside down, men are not men, women are not women, and the old man can't distinguish gender at all, so there are countless mistaken marriages, which is really a sin..."
Han Lin looked at the old man in confusion, not knowing what the old man's muttering meant.
"Uh... May I ask you where you are always sacred? ”
The old man looked up at Han Lin and looked at him with a puzzled expression, and suddenly smiled: "Oh, look at the old man's memory, I forgot to explain my identity, the old man is the old moon star who specializes in marriage."
I'll it! This old man turned out to be Yue Lao! Han Lin was so shocked that he almost jumped up.
Yue Lao is a well-known immortal, and he is the god of red happiness in charge of marriage in folklore, that is, the god of matchmaking. In the darkness, the feet of men and women are tied with red ropes to determine marriage.
"So you're old and old? It's a blessing! You are the great god in the hearts of countless single men and women! Belch... But what are those colorful ropes on your old crutches for? Isn't marriage based on your old red rope? Han Lin pointed to Yue Lao's crutches suspiciously.
Yue Lao said with a smile: "The old man does use this red rope to tie the marriage, but the plan is in the people, and the success is in the sky, not all marriages will be successful for a long time, so there are these ropes of different colors."
This purple rope represents that the relationship between a man and a woman can only be loved, not married; The blue rope represents that although the two can get married, they are destined to be inseparable, and eventually go their separate ways; The yellow rope is destined to be a bad fate, and it will end unhappily in the end; And this black rope... Once married, one of the two will die."
Speaking of this, Yue Lao stretched out his hand and gently stroked the countless red ropes wrapped around his waist, and said with a smile: "Only this red rope is a perfect marriage, the man who is led by the red rope of the old man, even if it is the enemy's house, the noble and the lowly are separated, the end of the world is from the eunuch, Wu Chu is in a foreign land, and he will dissolve everything and eventually become a husband and wife."
Han Lin gasped, and he muttered, "Aren't you always a good old man who specializes in matching others?" So how do you sign other colors of rope? ”
Yue Lao unexpectedly stroked his long beard hanging down to his chest and said slowly: "Everything in the world, there must be a cause and an effect, what kind of cause was planted in the previous life, what kind of fruit will be obtained in the next life, good men and women will have a complete and happy marriage, but those who are extremely poor and vicious, naturally they can't get any good marriage, these colorful ropes are prepared for them."
Han Lin nodded suddenly, it turns out that the quality of the marriage is also decided by Yue Lao, it seems that Yue Lao not only manages the marriage, but also punishes the evil and promotes the good.
"I understand, but you just said that you can't distinguish between men and women, is it because now this man and woman are dressed upside down and can't distinguish between male and female, so you can't tie the leash anymore?" Han Lin asked.
The reason why Han Lin said this is also well-founded, in this world, as far as the eye can see, men are becoming more and more sissysies, women are becoming more and more men, men and women are reversed, yin and yang are declining, and it is impossible to distinguish the difference between men and women just by looking at their appearances.
Yue Lao sighed and nodded: "Yes, the old man can't distinguish between men and women, and there are countless mistaken marriages, if you can't find a solution, I'm afraid the world will be in chaos!" ”
Han Lin gasped, he suddenly thought of a question that had been bothering him for a long time, if it wasn't for Yue Lao appearing today, he probably wouldn't have been able to understand this situation.
"No wonder there are so many friends on the street now! It turned out that Yue Lao couldn't tell the difference between men and women and pulled the wrong match, which led to why the two men were holding hands on the street, or the two women hugging together! It turns out that it's all the fault of the old moon! Han Lin thought secretly in his heart.
But then again, this can't be blamed on the old moon, in this society, you can't tell whether the person standing in front of you is a man or a woman if you don't strip off your clothes, so it's normal for the old man to pull the wrong line.
But Yue Lao is right, if he continues to sign it again and again, then the human race will not be extinct in the future? It's all men and women, and how to renew the incense.
"The old man heard in the heavenly realm that this immortal supermarket spirit treasure is endless, so he rushed to find a spirit treasure that can solve the knot in the old man's heart, I hope this little brother can help the old man..."
This made Han Lin difficult, although the goods of the fairy supermarket are all kinds of wonderful and all kinds of cow breaks, but as Yue Lao said, he can distinguish between men and women's goods, which is really a bit of a headache.
"It's a bit of a hassle... You can't use a super magnifying glass all the time, and even if you see the pores, you can't tell the men and women... It seems that we can't make a fuss about it on the surface..."Han Lin touched his chin without thinking.
He paced back and forth in place, looking at Yue Lao suspiciously: "By the way, there is a question I want to ask... Aren't you a god? Can't even tell whether a mortal is a man or a woman? ”
Yue Lao sighed, and said with a sad face: "The old man will definitely not use obscene and despicable spells to see the bodies of men and women!" ”
Han Lin instantly understood what Yue Lao meant, the obscene and despicable spells in Yue Lao's mouth must refer to spells such as perspective, it seems that Yue Lao is still a very serious immortal in his bones.
"Well... If that's the case, then I'm really thinking about it... You can't see through the clothes to see the body, and you can't distinguish men and women just by looking at their looks... It's nerve-wracking..."
Han Lin scanned the rows of shelves in the distance while thinking, he looked at the inconspicuous shelves in the farthest row for a long time, and suddenly waved his hand as if he remembered something, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face.
"I've got a way!" Han Lin said confidently to Yue Lao.
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