Ma Han grinned, leaned on Yang Yu's ear and whispered: "I really let you tell me, I really called him second brother behind my back, but it's not the kind of second brother we organized, when I call him second brother, I always think about this uncompetitive thing below." ”

Yang Yu also laughed, laughing presumptuously and obscenely, and after laughing, he exchanged words with Ma Han: "Isn't Hua Qing, this guy very good in the company, listening to your tone, it doesn't seem to be very good!" ”

Ma Han's face was twisted like a bald yam egg, and he grinned and said, "Niu B? That kid is just cowardly, Lin Yuan envy the fish, but he doesn't dare to go to the net, he is in the stamen, and there is no rain and dew. ”

Yang Yu was a little surprised: "According to you, none of the beautiful beauties in the company have ever had a love affair with Hua Qing?" ”

"He's got to have that seed too!" Ma Han gritted his teeth and said, "Hua Qing, this kid is a fucking eunuch, and he looks like a man on the outside, but it's useless at all." ”

"Is he really a eunuch?"

"I don't know about that, I'm referring to his actions, his guts."

Yang Yu laughed presumptuously again, suddenly his face sank, and said: "No, why do I think that those beautiful cuties didn't give face to Lao Tzu tonight, it was related to Hua Qing's kid, I have personally greeted many beautiful cuties." ”

"Did you tell them you were a crooked machine gun?"

Yang Yu was stunned and asked puzzledly: "What crooked machine gun?" ”

"This is it." Ma Han stretched out his hand again, his index finger rushed forward, and the three fingers below the middle finger were held together in the palm of his hand, and his thumb was facing upward, at a ninety degree level with his index finger.

"Box cannon!" Yang Yu smiled evilly and said, "No, it's the first time we meet, how can I be embarrassed to show my secret weapon!" ”

"This is the root of the problem, although Hua Qing is just an ornament, and his identity has not really been disclosed, but the whole company, who doesn't know that he is a leader? He is still a piece of mutton, and it is normal to be somewhat attracted to the opposite sex. ”

Ma Han straightened up, stretched his neck, his head almost touched Yang Yu's chin, licked his face and said: "If you show your chest hair like you are now when you are in the company today, I dare to guarantee that it will be very popular here tonight, compared to you, big brother, Hua Qing is a hair." ”

Yang Yu looked at Ma Han with distrust, then raised his eyes to look at the two girls opposite, and said, "Forget it, if I have such a great charm, how can these two be awkward?" From the moment I entered the door to the present, I have never looked at us directly. ”

"Women, they were like this at the beginning, and they were shy to answer when they met, and they were familiar with the twitter, as long as they covered their faces with two taels of wine, you see, all of them were raw seafood."

Ma Han's words reminded Yang Yu, and just at this time, the dishes were ready, and Yang Yu stood up with his wine glass.

Clinking glasses, Yang Yu drank the girl and just licked it, and his eyes did not touch Yang Yu, Yang Yu's eldest young master was used to playing tricks, and he was not very good at persuading wine, seeing that the two girls refused to give face, he sat down angrily, and looked out of the door with his face down.

The atmosphere at the banquet suddenly became awkward, the two girls muttered for a while, and made a posture of getting up to leave, Yang Congcong hurriedly walked over to stop them, and sat next to them by the way,

Ma Han pulled Yang Yu's sleeve and whispered: "Big brother, don't be too impatient, maybe you haven't been too used to staying in the UK for a long time, our banquets here are like this." ”

Yang Yu turned his head and asked stunnedly, "What are they like?" ”

Ma Han wrenched his fingers like a number of treasures: "Drinking at the banquet is roughly divided into five stages, the first stage is what it is now, strictly guarding against death, and it is the virgin stage." ”

Yang Yu glared at the girl opposite, and did not speak with a gloomy face.

"The second stage is the girly stage, half-push and half-done, you know."

Ma Han gestured as he spoke, and Yang Yu listened and reverie.

"The third stage is the mature woman stage, and those who come do not refuse."

Yang Yu smiled evilly, looked up at the three ladies opposite, and finally fixed his gaze on Yang Congcong.

"The fourth stage is the widow stage, if you don't look for me, I'll look for you." Ma Han said, stretched out his hand to stroke Yang Yu's chest hair, his expression and movements cooperated, Yang Yu was afraid of itching, and his body shrank back.

"The fifth stage is the old woman stage, knowing that she can't do it anymore, she still compares everywhere."

Yang Yu sat upright, looked at Ma Han intently, and said with emotion: "Look at your bear, you don't look good, you still know a lot about the curved doorway!" ”

"Well, brother, I'm completely self-taught in this regard." Ma Han said proudly.

"Then tell me how you can transition from the first stage to the second stage."

"It's very simple, seduction, as long as we drink it first, it won't be long before they itch themselves."

"We? You drink with me? ”

Ma Han nodded.

"Let's go one-on-one?"

"You think I can't do it?"

"Damn, with your little appearance, dare to drink one-on-one with me?" Yang Yu's eyes widened, and he looked Ma Han up and down, left and right with a strange look.

"Big brother, you look down on me, don't look at me thin, I drink a lot, haven't you heard that sentence, dry chai wolf, fight the bird king, it's me."

"Speaking of drinking, why the did you get up there again, is there anything you can associate with that kind of thing?"

Ma Han scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "This analogy is a little inappropriate. ”

"Your uncle, I think your kid is a boring **."

"Mingsao is not a sassy, but a big bag of stuffy sass! Hey! Ma Han leaned over to Yang Yu and said cheaply, "Big brother, do you think what I said makes sense?" ”

Yang Yu's eyes flashed and said, "Then let's drink?" ”

"When drinking, the glass should be raised high, the neck should be raised high, and the appearance of intoxication should be made."

"Drunken?" Yang Yu looked at Ma Han with a sideways face.

"Come, I'll show you."

Ma Han poured a glass of wine, picked it up, put it under his nose and sniffed it, looking like Tao Taoran, and then raised his neck and drank it all.

After drinking, Ma Han put the wine glass to his chest, tilted his head, slanted his eyes, and looked at the beautiful eyebrows opposite in a drunken daze, his eyes seemed to be crooked, and the posture of looking at people was from bottom to top.

Yang Yu smiled, patted Ma Han's shoulder and said, "You look like you're not drunk, you're just fucking confused." ”

Ma Han returned to his normal state and said, "Whether you are drunk or confused, as long as you charm them, big brother, have you noticed that the cuties on the other side have begun to look this way." ”

Yang Yu raised his eyes to look at the other side, the two beautiful eyebrows were originally looking at them with great interest, and as soon as they came into contact with Yang Yu's eyes, they quickly lowered their heads.

"Your uncle, I didn't expect you kid to really fucking have two fucking hits in this regard." Yang Yu beat Ma Han excitedly, picked up the wine glass and said, "Come, let's go." ”

Two people push the cup and change the lamp.

After all, Ma Han has been pretending to be a woman for more than ten years, and in the process of pushing the cup and changing the lamp, this kid made that kind of intoxicated posture, like a coquettish eldest sister, every move, every smile, all of them were in place, making the two beauties on the opposite side laugh.

Yang Yu couldn't do it, his eyes were stiff, his body was also stiff, it was originally a move to look forward to Shenghui, but he made it as if he was glaring at others with his eyes.

The laughing girl hurried to the bottom of the table.

Yang Yu is not tired of it.

is also crazy, Yang Yu actually forgot that he did this to lure the cuties on the other side to drink, and in less than half an hour, the two of them drank two bottles of Lafite.

The more Ma Han drank, the more excited he became, the more Yang Yu drank, the more sluggish he became, and after a while, his two eyes were cloudy, and they bulged outward like toads.

Gradually, Yang Yu lost his self-control.

In a daze, Yang Yu shook his body and threw himself at the girl opposite with open arms.