To be honest, I was really blown away.

No words can describe the shock of that second.

When a Taoist leader with a mouth full of Jindan Avenue suddenly plucks off his black hair, and raises his palm on his chest to tell you what the poor monk's Dharma number is empty, you will definitely be scorched by the skin of his speech.

I can responsibly put my hand on the golden plum and swear that this thing is definitely not human! Definitely not! He's a demon! It's a real demon! What is my second uncle, at best a little demon!

This is the real demon on the road to the west, who eats human flesh without blinking his eyes!

Throughout the ages, although it is said to be a combination of Buddhism and Taoism, Buddhism and Taoism have been cultivated.

But it's all Taoists who occasionally read two Buddhist scriptures, and Buddhists accidentally bumped into Taoist health preservation methods.

I've never heard of anyone, one second the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, and the next second he raised his palm and called the Amitayus Buddha!

I guess at this moment, if the Three Qing Dao Ancestors and Shakyamuni were present!

The two masters have to work together to strangle this girl to death on the spot!

Linghu, oh no, changed its name to Bird Shizi, and the essence is empty.

It was this master's move that completely exposed his heart!

The old Hong family believes in Mahayana Buddhism, and if you come to see someone, you can also talk to others about Buddhism. Buddhism, Buddhism, is the philosophy of life, and this can be discussed, explored, and demonstrated at will. It's nothing.

But you, don't you shave your head and get two scars on it.

Do you know that this is a fake monk, and it is a serious violation of the state's religious management regulations.

But when I think about it.

As if seeing the doubt in my eyes, Jingkong reached into his arms and snapped, revealing a refuge certificate in front of me.

I picked it up and flipped through a few pages.

I couldn't help but wonder.

I asked, tentatively, "...... Is this a monk, or a Tao? ”

Jingkong smiled: "When I was a child, I entered the Dao Gate, and after a little understanding, I took off my Taoist robe, changed into a robe, and escaped into the empty door. ”

I'm speechless.

For such demons, I only have two words: bow down!

This demon, a fox for a while, and a spirit for a while!

It's completely different from the vice-four, and this point is the most suspicious.

At this time, Lan Xue'e accompanied her and sneered twice: "...... the essence of the sky?" After learning the Tao and becoming a Buddha, your next step is to change to Christ. ”

Jingkong raised his palm: "God is a good friend of the Buddha, and I have this intention!" ”

Hearing this, I can conclude!

This goods is nothing! Totoer, nothing!

At this moment, Jingkong snapped again, and slapped his palms twice.

After a while, a small servant came over with a wooden case covered with yellow satin, pointed to the wooden case and said: "On this, there are two tuition, you and other people who know everything, come here, you don't need to pay any fees." ”

The Taoist servant uncovered the yellow satin, revealing two bundles of hairy grandfathers with Qi Yu on it.

I took a look, I squinted at Jingkong and said, "Your money is wrong, there are two people from my side." ”

"Oh, so, so, wait, wait, wait, wait......"

The goods, bowed their heads, reached out, brought up a lockbox, and snapped open the box after a few clicks.

I looked, oh I'll go, it's all stacks of euros!

Jingkong took a stack, counted a few, and finally turned his head and asked the little maid, "What is the exchange rate today?" ”

Xiao Dao took out a fruit machine from his body, scratched for a while, and opened his mouth to say a number.

Jingkong muttered in his heart again, and finally took a few stacks of euros and said to me: "I don't need the odds, I will give you all this whole." ”

I took the money, looked Jingkong up and down, and said, "Then what are we going to do next?" ”

Jingkong smiled lightly: "This, I have prepared a two-digit mobile phone number, if necessary, you can contact it." Oh yes, you have to turn on your mobile phones, fight for it, and go to the hospital tomorrow to visit the seriously ill old lady of the Hong family. ”

I found a hand in my pocket, threw the money in my pocket, then got up and clasped my fists and said, "Thank you Master Jingkong for lifting me, tomorrow, we will meet to go to the hospital." ”

Jingkong smiled: "May I wait for it to happen." ”

I took something, smiled, and turned to leave.

Lan Xue'e bowed her head and said nothing, and also took the money and turned to leave.

The two of us walked downstairs together, and went out of the practice building together, and came to the resting place, I reached out to open the door with the room card, and entered the house, Lan Xue'e also entered the house with me behind my buttocks.

I sat on the bed with my ass and she sat at the end of the bed.

"Hey, enemy! You said this essence, what the hell is he? Lan Xue'e turned her head and asked me worriedly.

I replied thoughtfully: "This thing, it's hard to say, one will be an old Taoist, and a while a monk, God knows what kind of existence he is." ”

Lan Xue'e said again: "Then do you think he is reliable?" ”

I analyzed it a little and said: "Reliable, cold analysis, look, it looks like reliable." It's just that there are too many strange points in this, oh yes, why did you disappear in South America? ”

Lan Xue'e waved her hand: "Hey, Meng X is too dark, I collected their materials and wanted to sue them, but it was discovered, and I almost let people chase and kill ......" Speaking of this, Lan Xue'e suddenly seemed to remember something, and suddenly came back to her senses: "Hey...... Hey, how did you say I came into this house with you, I ...... I'm still talking to you, this ...... That's not right. ”

I also arose as if I were facing a great enemy.

Lan Xue'e sneered: "Your surname is Ji, but you are quite good at taking advantage of loopholes and taking advantage of the weakness when other people's thoughts are paralyzed." ”

I sneered: "I want to enter, do I need your mind to be paralyzed?" I have a forced access permit. With that, I took out a note written by Lan Xue'e.

Blue Snow Moth gritted her teeth and stomped her feet angrily: "The surname is Ji, you wait, I'm not done with you." ”

Bang!

The door slammed shut.

I hehe, and solemnly put away the little note.

This forced access permit is not easy to obtain, and when necessary, it is of great use, and it must be properly kept.

I took off my robe, changed into ordinary clothes, and looked at the money in my pocket, I was emotional.

When I was done, I took the money and took my mobile phone to call Yi Yeqing.

After a while, Yi Yeqing came running anxiously: "Brother Ji, what's the matter, I feel quite good about learning." ”

I waved my hand: "Don't learn, learn again, you'll go down, what's that, let's go." ”

"What's wrong?" Yi Yeqing was puzzled.

Me: "It's hard to say, wait until you get home." ”

Yi Yeqing sighed, and went back to the room to change clothes.

After she changed her clothes, we went downstairs together, to the door, and was about to pick up the car, when suddenly, a Porsche Cayenne honked its horn twice, and after a while, the window rolled down, and Lan Xue'e's sunglasses face peeked out of it.

"The surname is Ji, do you want me to give you a while, hahaha!"

I sneered: "I have a car, I don't need you to carry it." ”

"Ouch, what kind of car are you driving, it can't be the Q5, ahhahaha."

"Q5 What's wrong? How dare you pat your chest and say that you bought this Cayenne out of your own pocket? I asked, squinting.

Lan Xue'e stopped talking, she gritted her teeth, pointed her middle finger at me, stepped on the accelerator, and escaped.

I'm the next Olympics!

Middle finger? You're a girl, what do you do with that family? You just give you the middle finger!

Hum 1

I folded my arms and snorted.

Yi Yeqing said: "What is this woman doing, and she asked you to rub your belly, what's going on." ”

I laughed and said, "Stealing chickens doesn't make rice!" It's an old enemy! A-for-tat, never-ending rival with me, go! Back to BQ. ”

"Back to BQ? What are you doing? ”

I said, "Pay it back!" ”

I drove Yi Ye Qing back to BQ.

When I was done, I told Momo about what happened.

After listening to this, Momo frowned: "What is this person going to do, oh, making such a big mess come out, just to wait for you?" ”

I said: "A master, what is a master, that is, he does not speak and act according to the logical thinking of ordinary people, then he is called a master." ”

Momo said at this time: "Lao Ji, then what are you going to do?" ”

I said: "Ride a donkey to read the record book, walk and see, he wants to be really superior, I will hold my fists and respect him!" If he were a demon! I'm going to kill you! ”

Momo followed with a ruthless voice: "Yes, kill the girl!" ”

During the day, I spent the whole day in BQ, helping Momo analyze the market operation and other problems. In the evening, I went to the yoga studio and continued to teach the middle-aged uncles, Crouching Tiger Gong, and Squatting on the Wall.

The uncles were sweaty, but they were happy to learn.

In the evening, after class, I went back to the club and listened to the financial reports made by Xiao Yun and Bai Qiqi.

Pack up your things and go to bed.

Before going to bed, of course, I didn't forget to laugh with the little demon moths in the WeChat group!

In the morning, I was woken up by a ringing of my phone.

I opened my eyes in a daze, and when I looked at my watch, it was only three o'clock. So early, who.

I took the phone in a daze, swiped it open, and said angrily, "Who." ”

"Donor, it's me, Jingkong."

I'm going to cry, you demon! You're really not a normal human being, do you call at 3 o'clock in the morning to talk about serious things, do you?

I said, "What's the matter?" ”

Jingkong: "At half past four, gather at the entrance of XXX Hospital, and call Lord Lan by the way." ”

"Why don't you fight yourself?"

"There are many inconveniences for men and women."

Honk...... Honk......

I was speechless, and after thinking about it, I didn't know the mobile phone number of the blue snow moth, so I won't call, what is the love.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the mobile phone came in and sent a text message.

At a glance, Lan Shizhu's mobile phone number is XXXX-XXXX-XXX

I stiffened my hair and hit it.

It rang so loud that no one answered.

Hit ...... again

"Who! I'm sleeping! Who are you? ”

Me: "I'm Ji Boda. ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then he burst out hoarse and shouted: "The surname is Ji, is there anything like you?" Yes! You are indiscriminate, you can't play, you call and harass me in the middle of the night, you ...... You're so bad, you man. ”

I whispered, "Jingkong wants you and me to meet at the entrance of XXX Hospital at half past four." ”

…… There was silence.

"Oh, got it."

The phone was left behind.

I got up and quickly cleaned up, got dressed, went downstairs, picked up the car, and went straight to XXX Hospital.

When I arrived at the place, I happened to see Lan Xue'e open Cayenne and was carefully turning into the courtyard.

I rolled down the window and behind her butt, I honked the horn, and I was eager to explode forward.

Lan Xue'e rolled the window, turned her head, glanced at me, burst into a foul mouth, kicked the accelerator, boom, and entered the courtyard.

There is a parking lot in the hospital, and the parking lot is surrounded by concrete pillars.

Lan Xue'e rushed in in a daze, didn't step on the brakes well, and bang, the front of the car knocked on a cement pillar.

She hurriedly got out of the car, and while she checked, she couldn't stop cursing me.

I stole fun, played the rudder, stopped the car, and didn't care what happened to Lan Xue'e, turned around, and went straight to the hospital.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw that the demon spirit was wearing a gray monk's robe, and was chatting with three middle-aged people in a deep voice......