"Produced by Youku."

"Produced by the White Swordsman Studio."

"All in all."

“bref。”

The subtitles flashed, the picture lit up, and more than 5,000 netizens gathered on Youku, and at the same time opened the second episode of "All in All".

The white swordsman sat on the edge of the bed, looking at his phone, pondering something.

The narration is short and flat, and the style is strong: "Before I have to go on a date with a girl, I always wait three days before texting her to show that I am not so impatient. ”

The camera cuts, and the white swordsman is looking at the laptop, looking at something intently.

"During this period, I will watch a few romance movies and action movies on the Internet to learn from other people's experiences."

While narrating the narration, the voice of a butterfly can be heard on the computer.

"Every time I prepare for a date, I take a shower."

The white swordsman came to the bathroom separated by the curtain. Upper body naked.

Draw the curtains, open the curtains, close the curtains.

"Wash it twice at a time to make sure it's clean enough."

"Then I spend an hour trimming my beard and getting my hair done."

The white swordsman looked in front of the mirror, holding small tweezers, and cut his beard short one by one. Then I beat the mousse again, kneaded the half-inch head, and then kneaded the mousse again.

"In order to make himself a ~ one ~ book ~ read ~ novel ybdu a raunchy man."

"I tried the No. 1 date outfit ......"

The No. 1 date outfit is a blue T-shirt, a plaid jacket, and a pair of jeans. The white swordsman in this dating outfit stood in front of the camera in a very frustrated posture, making a demented expressionless expression on his face.

In order to make himself appear more grassroots, Bai Yuhan had to self-destruct his image when acting.

Fortunately, he himself has no intention of taking the idol route.

“…… No. 2 date ......"

In the No. 2 date suit, on the basis of keeping the jeans in the No. 1 date outfit unchanged, the upper body was changed to a light blue T-shirt.

“…… Date 3 ......"

Date No. 3 outfit, based on No. 2 date outfit, adds a black jumper.

“…… No. 4 date outfit. ”

No. 4 date outfit, keep the jeans unchanged, and change the upper body into a gray T-shirt.

After the four dating outfits were changed, the White Swordsman put on a blue T-shirt and plaid shirt again.

"I'd better wear size 1."

"I checked for boogers."

The white swordsman tilts his mouth at the camera to widen his nostrils.

"I checked again that the crotch zipper was properly drawn."

"I put on some perfume."

"I forgot."

"Wiped it again."

"I forgot again."

"I think I'm wearing too much perfume."

The white swordsman pulled back the curtain in the bathroom.

"I took another shower."

"Then reapply the perfume."

"I reviewed the wording of the pick-up."

Then, I saw that in the video, the white swordsman put one hand in his pocket and touched his trouser belt with the other, pretending to be very chic, and said, "Hi." ”

Then he changed his posture and waved his hand: "Hi." ”

Another posture: "Hi." ”

Smiled and stretched out: "Oh, how are you." ”

Laugh again: "How's it going?" ”

Then pretended to be in a hurry: "I'm sorry I'm late......"

"I practiced my eyes."

In front of the camera, Bai Yuhan covered his face with both hands, as if to refresh himself, wiped it from his eyes, followed his nose, and left his mouth. The eyes look into the distance, deep and bright, and then slowly look at the camera from afar.

At that moment, his eyes seemed to have passed through the screen, through thousands of years, and netizens hiding behind the computer were looking at each other.

The tone is even deeper: "I am a man, a man who has experienced many vicissitudes. ”

Dangdangdang!

The camera jumps frame by frame, and quickly switches to another set of frames, where the white swordsman is holding a guitar.

"I tuned the guitar a bit."

"Then put it in a conspicuous place in the house."

"In case she comes to my house then."

"I tidied up the room."

The White Swordsman began to clean up the house.

"I put away the roll of paper next to the bed."

"In case she comes to my house then."

"When you're doing this stuff."

"I got used to the smell of perfume on my body, so I was afraid that I wouldn't wear enough perfume, so I applied a little more."

The White Swordsman came to the bedside.

"I'll see if there's the same set I bought last time."

"Because she didn't come last time."

"So it's still there."

The White Swordsman pulled out a slice from a box of Durex and placed it under his pillow.

"I'll put the cover under my pillow, and then it's like this."

In the shot, the white swordsman turned into a big bad wolf who met Little Red Riding Hood, gently lifted the pillow, and after saying "hey", he picked up the sleeve and shook it, with lewd eyes on his face. Swinging, contrived, ambiguous. Ambiguous expression, tone flirtatious: "Hehe! Look what I found! ”

Dangdangdang!

The camera jumps frame by frame again, switching to the next group, and the white swordsman lifts his T-shirt and looks at his belly.

"I'll see if I have muscles."

"Apparently not."

In fact, Bai Yuhan has abdominal muscles, less than eight, can show six. However, it is not as prominent as Mr. Bodybuilder, and once the stomach relaxes, the muscles are not visible at all.

"I did a few push-ups."

After the white swordsman did the push-ups, he lifted the T-shirt again.

"Still no muscles."

"But I'm sweating."

"So I went to the shower again."

"Then I reapplied the perfume."

After taking a shower and applying evening perfume, the white swordsman came to his notebook again.

"I built a playlist to prevent her from coming to my house when the time comes."

In the end, the white swordsman stood handsomely in front of the camera, with a wicked smile in his hand.

"It's all ready."

Then he breathed again.

"But there's still two hours left before the appointment."

Sit on the edge of the bed.

"I'll wait there."

Lay on the bed.

"I'm asleep."

Wake up.

"I overslept."

"I'm starting to get anxious."

This time the subtitles did not fade, but were stacked one on top of the other, and soon filled the entire screen.

"I'm sweating."

"I'm too late to shower."

"I don't have time to apply perfume."

When I went out, I knocked my guitar over.

"I'm too late to tune the guitar."

With a wave of his hand, he knocked the roll to the ground again.

"I'm too late to reel in the paper."

"I don't care if the zipper is pulled properly or not."

"And I still have boogers in my nose."

The white swordsman rushed to the road, looking embarrassed.

"All in all, I'm ready to go on a date."

Dangdang, dangdang!

Subtitles appear.

"Director, screenwriter, producer, editor: Bai Yuhan."

"Assistant Director......

The subtitles flashed by.

The screen lights up again.

The white swordsman went home alone with his head down, turned off the computer, and collapsed on the bed.

I figured out the cover stuffed under the pillow, and my expression was frustrated, with a hint of self-deprecation: "Hehe! Look what I found! ”

"Forehead ......"

A sigh.

"All in all."

“bref。”

The second episode of the first season of "All in All", a 2-minute video, ends here.

Words can't show the charm of "All in all", but all netizens who have watched this drama, except for a few guys who are picky in the eggs, the rest are all praise. Of course, there are a large number of people who complain about why the speed of the film is so fast, the rhythm can't keep up at all, and they have to press the pause to understand the connotation.

Netizens who understand are also laughing and scolding.

It's the date of the white swordsman who laughs, it's so funny, I prepared so much, I was about to wash off my skin in the bath, and I overslept as a result, and all my efforts were in vain. The laughing and scolding is that the protagonist White Swordsman is too cheap, and he jerks off to the poster of Sister Chi Ling in the trailer, and in this episode, he watches a love action movie.

Especially the part where the sleeve is hidden, the tone, and the expression are simply cheap.

"Is there a difference between the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th outfits of the date? Is there a difference! ”

"Damn, abs can appear with two push-ups in a row?"

"I mentioned rolling paper twice, what is the connotation? Which big brother explains? ”

"I'm Lei Feng: Otaku Fee Paper."

"Instantly fall in love with the eyes squeezed out by a man who pretends to be vicissitudes!"

"After watching it, I feel a little sad, how many episodes do I have to watch before I can top the length of a TV series?"

"Cheap, like white swordsman!"

"The grassroots life, I have lived like this."

"Fortunately, Youku didn't insert ads, otherwise it would have really become a TV series in an advertisement."

"Laughing!"

……

Needless to say, "All in all" has once again gained countless traffic for Youku. And so many people began to like "All in All", which also made the crew more motivated. In addition, he has already entered the state, and the speed of shooting is a rapid increase. I used to barely guarantee two episodes a week, but now it's no problem to shoot four or five episodes a week.

After all, as a screenwriter and director, the only thing Bai Yuhan needs to work on is acting, after all, the picture and script are well preserved in his mind.

In such a small efficiency, Bai Yuhan took the crew as the team and established the crew of "Seven Joy Creative Advertising Snow White". The actors are still the original cast, Zheng Kai, Gong Ge and Li Jinming, and the rest of the tricks can be found with some extras.

"Swordsman, you're more recent than you."

Gong Ge came quickly, Bai Yuhan specially asked the driver to drive to the airport to pick him up, for this strange-looking "singer", Bai Yuhan is quite optimistic about him. This guy sings so-so, but he is definitely a talent when he engages in dubbing and sound effects, and this guy is studying public utilities management at Nortel, which is suitable for training as a studio executive.

Bai Yuhan is not the kind of authoritarian boss, he knows his shortcomings, if he wants to create, he has future episodes to hang, and he is not afraid of anyone. But to manage these contents, with his pheasant university diploma, is a little inadequate. If you want to put the White Swordsman Studio in Dacheng Entertainment Company, you need more talents to join.

It's just that Gong Ge, who he wants to recruit, doesn't know which tendon is wrong, so he has to sing.

I thought I could become a brutalist singer!

handed a cigarette to Gong Ge, Bai Yuhan smiled and said: "What are you doing with a cow, it's just a little trouble, what about you, what have you been doing lately?" ”

"I don't smoke, I want to protect my throat." Gong Ge waved his hand, "Recently, I practiced vocal music with a few friends. ”

"What kind of male voice are you really going to attend?"

"Happy Boys, of course, you have to break through."

Bai Yuhan shook his head: "It's not that I said you, it's not a day or two that Xiangnantai has been engaged in black-box operations, do you have anything to do with it?" Even if there is no shady, it is still to be hyped, and it needs to attract popularity, are you confident in your appearance? Without the little girl and the old lady to support you, you don't have any hype at all. ”

"Damn, swordsman, don't keep hitting me. Anyway, you have to give it a try, take advantage of your youth, and do what you want to do. Gong Ge said seriously.

"Well, I won't say anything, if you have time, come and help me, the workload of the studio has been relatively heavy recently. Now there are still several orders outside, and I am afraid that I will not have time, so I dare not take them. I'm going to be a director and actor again, and I have to be behind the scenes, damn, I can't wait to split myself in half. ”

Gong Ge is envious, jealous and hateful: "You are famous now, and you don't know how to steal happiness in your heart." Listening to the tone of your voice, I can feel that you are not crying now, but sucking! ”

"Haha, you can see it."

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Sister Necklace: I recommend more than 2,000 votes!

Brother 100 Yuan: I'll rob it. Rob you what, I'm robbing. Robbers? Stinky and shameless are still smiling, and they are still smiling after reading the book. I wrote it out on the big night, you showed it, and I didn't give me 100 recommendation votes, I've never seen such a disgusting person.

Brother Guazi: What kind of grudge do I have with you, you don't give me a recommendation ticket!