As soon as Wu Zhiqiang's words came out, Jiang Shui became energetic: "Okay, okay, I said that Qiqi is like a big girl, and you say that he is a young man." Today, the Qiqi brothers will prove it to everyone, so that the big guy can die of this heart! ”

There were two younger ones in the village who also said: "We don't believe that Qiqi is a big guy, all the young men in the world have grown up like him, do these girls still want to live?" Come on, Qiqi, you can hit us, let's all die! ”

Qi Sanming now found an opportunity to retaliate, and he instigated: "Little uncle, you can generously take it off and show them it, hearing is false and seeing is believing." Anyway, everyone is a man, and if you have it, they also have it, so what's so twisted? Let them die after seeing it! ”

Wu Zhiqiang laughed "haha": "Brother Qi Sanming is right, seeing is believing!" ”

Seeing that everyone was teasing the little junior brother like a child, Ji Wenchen's face changed and he said angrily: "What do you want to do?" A dignified man, he was molested by you? I warn you, whoever dares to move your hands and feet, I will let you cut off your hands and feet in a while! ”

is a co-worker who works together, and it is not too much for men to joke together, seeing that Ji Wenchen really wants to turn his face in order to help her. Su Qiqi rolled his eyes and threw the basin, pulled him along, then rolled up his sleeves with both hands, kicked on the stool and looked at everyone and asked coldly: "Which one said it depends on whether I am a man or a woman?" ”

"Me!"

"I'm going to see it too!"

"And me!"

Su Qiqi asked lightly: "Do you really want to see it?" ”

"As long as you dare to take it off, we dare to see it! What's true or false? ”

Ji Wenchen was about to speak again, but Su Qiqi flicked his sleeves and gave Ji Wenchen a reassuring look before saying, "Okay!" It's so easy to see! Tell me who wants to see the most, is it Brother Jiang Shui or Brother Zhiqiang? Push it out! ”

Jiang Shui said: "Why do you want to push your head out?" Seventy-seven brothers? ”

Su Qiqi brushed the hair in front of his forehead again and said, "If you don't have a head, you can't bet!" ”

Jiang Shui asked stupidly: "What bet?" ”

Su Qiqi asked lightly: "Didn't you bet on me just now whether I was a man or a woman?" Since you have to bet, of course you have to bet! My bet is all stripped! In case I am a woman, I will give you ten taels of silver to marry your daughter-in-law! ”

"What if you're a man?"

"In case I'm a man, hehe, I know it's not easy for you to get ten taels of silver to marry my daughter-in-law, so let's do it..."

"How?"

"Simple, castrate you, give me a daughter-in-law! Anyway, my small body may not be able to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, and it is better to have a fake woman as a daughter-in-law than to have no daughter-in-law! In winter, there is always someone warm in the bedding bed! Do you dare to bet? ”

"Ahh Qiqi, you are amazing! Can you think of this kind of idea? ”

"What? Can't? Jiang Shui, just now you talked about the most energetic! Su Qiqi asked disdainfully.

Wu Zhiqiang is the only son in the family, and he hurriedly distinguished: "Brother Qiqi, my brother was telling a joke just now, don't you mind!" ”

Jiang Shui is also afraid of coming to the truth, he is a man, and the taste of being a man is much stronger than being a woman! Besides, he hasn't been a man enough, Master Ji sleeps with Su Qiqi every day, how can he not know whether he is a man or a woman?

Just now, he just followed Wu Zhiqiang to coax, isn't this a boring life? How can it be real?

So Jiang Shui said again and again: "Brother Qiqi, I'm really joking. We're all good brothers, just kidding! Just kidding. ”

Just kidding?

Is my sister just joking with you?

If one day you joke and hide behind the door and peek at me taking a shower, then I won't die!

Su Qiqi is an adult, and he knows that once a devil lives in people's hearts, if they don't find out, one day it will come out again to cause trouble!

So Su Qiqi slowly wiped his nose with his fingers, and then seemed to flick something off his fingers before he said slowly: "Brother Wu, Brother Jiang Shui, Qiqi is a temperamental person." Some jokes can be made, some can't, don't run away with this insulting thing in the future, I'm joking! Although I look like a woman, I am also an upright man, and it is impossible for me to be without dignity. Besides, it looks like this, and it was also born by my father's mother, can I have any opinion? I hope that in the future, everyone will not make excessive jokes, I will be angry, and my senior brother will be even more angry. ”

Master Jiang saw that although this little brother was small, his momentum was indeed not small, so he hurriedly played a round and said: "Brother Qiqi, don't remember it, everyone treats you as a little brother, isn't this boring to sit here, I was really joking with you just now!" Not in the future, I will educate them well. ”

Su Qiqi finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, if it weren't for the big shelf, it would be difficult to end without making Ji Wenchen angry today, and there was nothing to care about when people in the countryside were joking.

She laughed at Master Jiang: "Master Jiang, just if you are joking, don't you allow Qiqi to joke?" Everyone is a good brother who works together, where is there so much accounting? It's not that everyone cares about me looking like this, and it's hard to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, right? It's okay, it's okay, everyone is a gentleman, how can you keep such a little thing in mind? ”

"Hahaha... Brother Ji, your little junior brother is really interesting! ”

Su Qiqi joked again: "Master Jiang, I heard that you have three daughters, and when Qiqi grows up and doesn't marry a daughter-in-law, you have to pity me, can you give up a daughter to me as a daughter-in-law?" ”

Master Jiang smiled "hehe": "My daughters are still young, this matter is said too early!" ”

Zhou Zhengqiang said: "Master Jiang, it's really not early!" Your eldest daughter is seven or eight years old, right? My little uncle is only fourteen years old, and if you agree, he doesn't mind waiting two more years! ”

"Yes, yes, Master Jiang, my little nephew is right. You can promise one of your three daughters, I really don't mind waiting a few more years! ”

"Hahaha, that's a good hurry, Qiqi can see my father-in-law today!" When Su Shengqing came out, he had just finished the first round of jokes, and he was just in time for everyone to make fun of Master Jiang.

Ji Wenchen suddenly felt that if he wanted to marry a daughter-in-law for his junior brother, his junior brother would sleep with someone else, that feeling was very strange, and he didn't want to listen to this topic anymore. Seeing that it was getting late, he said to everyone kindly, "Okay, jokes are jokes, it's time to eat, let's put everything in." ”

While Su Qiqi was talking about Master Jiang's three daughters, she secretly paid attention to Ji Wenchen's reaction, and after she said the joke, sure enough, Ji Wenchen's face moved, and the corners of Su Qiqi's mouth slowly curled up unconsciously...