Chapter 38: Brother Tubao? Brother Leopard!

Guan Yu came to his senses, but only then did he see a pair of fierce ...... A little Lori was "giggling" at herself, feeling that she was tricked by this little girl.

Little Lori is wearing a very kawaii day today, with a pair of small thin legs wrapped in white stockings, and her feet are wearing fluffy, bear-like shoes.

She was dressed in a pleated princess dress, because a pair of murder weapons were really large-scale, which made it extremely spectacular and majestic, and her delicate little face was flushed, looking very cute and cute, like those in Oriental romance literary action movies...... Count me along!!

"Goodo......"

Guan Yu swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Ay? This is not right, didn't you make an appointment with Qi Hanyan? Why is this little girl here? Although Guan Yu covets the pair of murder weapons, this little girl is too young, right?

"Poof......haha"

Zhao Guoguo didn't see Guan Yu's clothes clearly at first, but when he looked at the clothes on Chu Guanyu's body, he almost fell to the ground laughing again: "Uncle Tubao, you are ...... Wha......"

Guan Yu scratched his head and said, "Little girl, don't laugh, what's wrong with me?" Isn't it pretty handsome? Is this what I dressed up? ”

"Carefully dressed up as Xiao Shen Yang? Or is it elaborate to dress up as a monkey? Oh no, you deliberately dressed up as a composite version of the little Shen Yang monkey and the gorilla, right? Zhao Guoguo mercilessly stabbed Guan Yu in the heart a few times.

“……”

Finish.

Guan Yu faintly realized something, he clenched his fists, and secretly swore in his heart that he would beat those three bastards when he went back!

"That's it! Guoguo, stop messing around. A soft voice sounded from behind.

Qi Hanyan is dressed in white casual clothes on the top, and on the bottom. Dressed in worn-out skinny jeans, the whole person looks very tall and full of youthful atmosphere.

Guan Yu was a little stunned for a while, when this woman was working, when she was wearing a uniform, she was a queen, but when she was wearing casual clothes, she looked so fresh and natural.

Qi Hanyan also saw Guan Yu's outfit, and the corners of her mouth twitched, obviously wanting to laugh, but her good literacy made her endure it all her life.

Guan Yu's body is really not good, it is better to wear that security uniform! This body is simply a clown who came out of the circus!

Zhao Guoguo hurriedly took out the local tyrant gold watermelon 8plus, and then said to Guan Yu: "Uncle Tubao, you stand up, yes, put on a beckoning cat pose, I'll take a photo of you, send it to the circle, and specify three hundred likes!" ”

“……”

Guan Yu was stabbed again, bleeding from his chest.

Guan Yu thought he was wearing a good-looking outfit, but he didn't expect it...... It's the effect, he really wants to find a hole to drill into.

Although Guan Yu is an informal person, after all, this is his first appointment, and he leaves such an impression on others, is this Nima too cheating?

"Okay, let's get in the car now, let's go to Xinjiekou Dezheng Center Mall first." Qi Hanyan said.

Xinjiekou is the center of Gangneung, and Dezheng Center Mall is the largest department store in Xinjiekou, which has almost everything from cars, watches, toothpicks, and vibrators......

"Huh? Cousin, aren't we going to have tea? Why go to Taka Mall? Zhao Guoguo wondered.

"Buy him a dress." Qi Hanyan replied lightly and went straight to the car.

"Gah!"

Not only Guan Yu was dumbfounded, but even Zhao Guoguo's jaw was about to fall off! Could it be that his cousin is really having a relationship with this turtle? Even bought clothes? She has lived so long and run behind her cousin's ass, but she has never seen her cousin so good to any man!!

Zhao Guoguo swept up and down at Guan Yu, with an extremely strange and shocked look on his face: "Uncle Tubao, oh no, I should call you cousin-in-law, right?" You can! Move so fast! Your speed is inversely proportional to how you look! ”

Guan Yu: "......"

Qi Hanyan: "##@¥! ”

……

Guan Yu and Zhao Guoguo also got into the car, the car was driven by Qi Hanyan, and Guan Yu and Zhao Guoguo sat in the back of the car.

Guan Yu always thought that he was the most eloquent person in the world, but he lost to Zhao Guoguo! Guan Yu always thought that he was the most unique person in the world, but he lost to Zhao Guoguo! Zhao Guoguo's thinking is very leapfrogging, and he can't speak! From Guan Yu's appearance, he has been talking about the bear and bear two in "Bear Infested"!

Guan Yu secretly wondered, why did Qi Hanyan bring this little girl out.

Zhao Guoguo finally said that he was tired, and then took a sip of cool crookedness.

Guan Yu took the opportunity to interject: "That Principal Qi, I don't need to buy clothes when I look at them." That ...... that"

Qi Hanyan didn't answer Guan Yu's words, she just concentrated on driving, which made Guan Yu embarrassed and said, I know you are very cold, but don't you ignore my existence?

"Uncle Tubao, oh no, cousin-in-law, why do you still call my cousin Principal Qi, you should call her...... What is it called? Call...... Little Qiqi? It's not good! It's called Xiao Hanhan? It's not good either!! I think you can call my cousin Xiao Yanyan! ……”

Burst......

Guan Yu almost vomited two taels of blood again.

Before Zhao Guoguo finished speaking, he slashed directly: "Guoguo, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I won't take you to play next time!" ”

Ga!

When Zhao Guoguo heard Qi Hanyan's words, he hurriedly closed his mouth, and then his eyes purred: "Uncle Tubao, what do you say I don't call your cousin-in-law to call you?" ”

"Anyway, don't call me uncle, I'm also very young, only twenty-one years old!!" Guan Yu said innocently.

"Ahh No way!! Zhao Guoguo looked surprised: "You don't look like a twenty-year-old person!" Just say it, you're in your thirties!! I'll keep it a secret for you. Zhao Guoguo looked at Guan Yu and blinked, and smiled evilly.

"......" Guan Yu burst into tears: "I'll show you my ID card!" ”

Guan Yu was really angry, and hurriedly took out his ID card and handed it to Zhao Guoguo.

"Yikes!! You're really twenty!! So what do I call you? ......" Zhao Guoguo took a few sips again, and suddenly had an idea: "By the way, have you read the online novel "Top Migrant Workers" drunk by Liyue?" There's a little chubby girl in it who calls the protagonist Brother Tubao, so be it, or I'll call you Brother Tubao too! ”

“……”

But immediately, Zhao Guoguo denied herself, she shook her little head again and again and said, "No, no!" It's not a good name, I have to be different, I can't be as bad as that little chubby girl! Good!! I remembered, since that little chubby girl is called Hu Dong (the protagonist of migrant workers) as Brother Tubao, then I will call you Brother Tubao! Doesn't it sound the same? In fact, it's not the same, his Tubao brother has the word 'Bao' in the middle, and I have the word 'Leopard' in the middle, look at how cool my name is! You're already fast, as fast as a leopard! Brother Leopard, do you think it's cool? ”

Squeak!

When Qi Hanyan heard Zhao Guoguo's words, she was so excited that she almost didn't drive the car into the ditch!

The wicked must be grinded by the wicked! Guan Yu, a slut, can find an opponent!

After listening to Zhao Guoguo's words, and Guan Yu just wanted to cry, he really wanted to stand up and scold the online author of Liyue drunk, you guy is a pit man, why do you want to write a book called "Top Migrant Workers"! I curse this author not to find a female ticket until he is twenty-three years old! Slut!!

I have to ps, Liyue is a top handsome guy, considerate, and kind, Wen can write YY novels, and Wu can do bed sports, it can be described as both civil and military, and he is still single for Mao!! Guan Yu, this slut, dares to curse me, let him do it immediately!!