Chapter 13 Mistakes on Mistakes
Hua Qing hurriedly lifted her pants, and was afraid for a while: It's so dangerous! If you're standing by the urinal right now, you'll be completely visible.
Fortunately, Hua Qing was standing in the cubicle with her face facing the wall.
Liao Yu looked at Hua Qing like a thief and said, "No, why are you standing up and peeing, could it be that you are a man?" ”
Hua Qing's heart was about to fall to the ground, but on the surface he had to keep calm, he smiled reluctantly and said, "Who said that I peed, I have some discomfort in my stomach and vomit here." ”
"Okay, you come out and let me see." Liao Yu chased after him.
Hua Qing lifted his pants too hurriedly just now, and there was a lot of wet underneath, if he went out, it would be troublesome for Liao Yu to see it.
Hua Qinglai refused to come out in the cubicle.
Hua Qing's demeanor added to Liao Yu's curiosity, she walked up and suddenly opened the door of the lattice room, and reached out to grab Hua Qing's body underneath.
The space in the cubicle was too small for Hua Qing to dodge at all, so he tightly protected his lower body and begged for mercy: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I'll just go out." ”
Liao Yu looked at Hua Qing's wet crotch and laughed at him: "You still said that you didn't pee, there is such a big wet piece on your pants, is it you?" ”
Hua Qing's mind was blank, and he really didn't know how to deal with it.
Liao Yu pouted and said: "Pee on your feet, you are really a dog monster, how to drop, you still want to use the tea tray as a teapot, obviously you don't have that kind of ability, but you want to learn from the masters, how about it, show your eyes, your pants are so wet, I see how you go out to meet people?" ”
Liao Yu's words made Hua Qing breathe a sigh of relief, he looked at Liao Yu with a flattering face, and said in his heart: As long as you don't doubt my gender, you can hurt me as much as you want.
Liao Yu is a recognized female man in the company, and she is also beautiful, especially those eyes, which are always like smiling.
Someone summed up Liao Yu like this, when he cried, he looked like a smirk, when he was in pain, when he was angry, he looked like a mockery, and when he really laughed, it was a bad smile.
Some people also say that Liao Yu looks like an angel when he doesn't laugh, but he laughs like a devil.
Hua Qing also heard that Liao Yu is the only female chivalrous guest of Neon Company, who can do everything, and these girls in the company respect her and are afraid of her.
Hua Qing was even more frightened of her.
At this moment, Liao Yu was smiling evilly, she stared at Hua Qing for a long time, and finally said:
"Hua Qing, you should know what kind of person I am, there has never been a door on my mouth, if someone accidentally tells me about today's events, it won't be good."
Hua Qing knew that Liao Yu was going to knock his bamboo pole, and said kindly: "Why don't I invite you to dinner." ”
Liao Yu jumped and shouted: "Hua Qing, you just tease me, in this you say invite me to dinner?" ”
Hua Qing was anxious to speak, and was yelled at by Liao Yu like this, and also felt that what he said just now was out of place, and stood there a little embarrassed.
"Besides, how can such a big matter send me away so easily?" Liao Yu said.
"And what do you want me to do?" Hua Qing asked.
Liao Yu tilted his head and thought about it, and said, "I really can't think of any special needs for a while, forget it, let's go out and talk about it." ”
Hua Qing grabbed Liao Yu's hand at once, he didn't want to make any more trouble, "Liao Yu, please, it's better to be here for what happened here." ”
Liao Yu broke free of Hua Qing's hand and said, "I know what you mean, you are going to dry your pants here and then go out, I don't want to accompany you to smell the smell." ”
Hua Qing smiled bitterly and said, "I really don't have that kind of thought. ”
Liao Yu stayed on Hua Qing's pants, and suddenly smiled very informally, "Hua Qing, why don't you pretend to be my boyfriend." ”
Hua Qing's head buzzed: Why did you go around and come back?
Seeing Hua Qing's ignorant look, Liao Yu explained: "That's the case, my mother is coming tomorrow, I have to meet my boyfriend, I'm worried about this!" ”
"But I'm a woman!" Hua Qing's voice was very loud when he said this, but his heart was very empty.
"Can I know if you're a man or a woman?" Liao Yu looked at Hua Qing's face and said, "The problem is that time is too tight, where do you ask me to get a ready-made boyfriend?" ”
Hua Qing said in her heart: You really don't know if I'm a man or a woman.
Liao Yu continued: "Look, you even have the ability to pee on a man, and it's not easy to pretend to be a boyfriend. ”
Hua Qing said: "Liao Yu, if you make this kind of joke with me again, I will ignore you." ”
Liao Yu smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, let me tell you seriously, in our company, you have this condition, just your head, this figure, if you wear men's clothes, it is a standard beautiful man." ”
Hua Qing asked, "Why does your mother have to see your boyfriend?" ”
Liao Yu pouted and said: "It's all to blame on the fortune teller, in the past, my mother has always had a laissez-faire attitude towards me, since the fortune teller said last year that my mother would not live to be fifty-six years old, my mother is not calm, as if urging me to get married quickly." ”
Hua Qing asked, "How old is Auntie this year?" ”
Liao Yu sighed and said, "By November this year, I will be exactly fifty-six years old. ”
"Auntie's body... Not so good? ”
"Oh! My mother's body is tough, and she is still an optimist, who wants to say that my mother can't live a hundred years, and I don't believe it. ”
"That's fortune-telling nonsense, you have to persuade your mother."
"Persuaded, the skin of the mouth is worn out, it is useless, my mother believes in two kinds of people in her life, one is a great man, the other is a fortune teller, the words of the fortune teller are simply golden words in her."
Hua Qing said: "Be patient with the elderly, my mother had menopause the year before last, and there was a while, surprisingly impatient, and no one could listen to their words." ”
"My mother's performance has nothing to do with menopause," Liao Yu said excitedly, "Women in menopause generally show impatience, my mother is completely different, she is surprisingly stubborn." ”
Liao Yu recalled her mother's words and deeds, and said: "My mother even prepared the old clothes, she said that she would definitely not live to the day of her fifty-sixth birthday, even if she is in good health, she may encounter plane crashes, ships sink, train derailments, car collisions..."
Liao Yu's face suddenly darkened, and he muttered: "Actually, I know that the reason why my mother is so anxious to urge me to marry is because she can't rest assured of me, she said, she is not afraid of death, it should be a big sleep, but if I can't find a home, she can't close her eyes when she dies." ”
Hua Qing saw that there were crystal tears flashing in the corners of Liao Yu's eyes.
Hua Qing persuaded himself in his heart, isn't it just to help comfort the old man, among colleagues, he feels that he should help with this.
Seeing that Hua Qing acquiesced, Liao Yu said again: "Dealing with my mother is not as simple as you imagined, you have to be mentally prepared to fight a protracted war." ”
Hua Qing asked in surprise: "Isn't it just to have a meal with your mother and chat for a while?" Why, she's going to stay here! ”
Liao Yu shook his head and said: "It's hard to say, my mother is not so easy to fool, she will carefully observe your words and deeds, and even follow you, if she finds any flaws, maybe she will really stay." ”
Listening to Liao Yu's meaning, even when he goes to work, Hua Qing must be dressed as a man, so won't it be exposed?
Hua Qing said worriedly: "Then what should I do when I go to work?" If you wear men's clothing, you won't even be able to enter the company's door. ”
Liao Yu smiled and said, "You don't have to worry about this, I'll just say hello to the boss." ”
Hua Qing suddenly had the feeling of being on a thief ship.
Liao Yu said: "Let's go to the mall after work, I have to buy you a few decent men's clothes, the first time you meet your mother-in-law, you have to be a little more energetic." ”