115. Big man, please eat

With Bai Huang's order, a group of bastard boys didn't eat anymore, and ran out with a wicked smile impatiently.

In less than ten minutes, another swarm rushed back, and when they entered the house, several people surrounded a half-grown child, and their faces were all full of sinister smiles, like ruffians who had just molested the little girl.

"Brother Huang, it's still Ermao's sharp eyes, and he found it under the tunnel alone!" Xiao Bin's mouth was faster than anyone else's, and he yelled as soon as he came in.

"People in their early twenties, they still can't hold their breath!"

Bai Huang glanced at him fiercely, and then commanded Huizi to close the door of the private room, and then clenched his fists and laughed excitedly: "Hahaha, cool, come quickly, Ermao will take a look at it!" ”

Xiaobin suddenly stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Ermao put a plastic bag in his hand on the table, and the workers at the other table saw it and immediately gathered around curiously.

But before he could get closer, he faintly smelled of cow dung.

"What does it smell like?" A man with a real heart slapped him again and again, and subconsciously wanted to close the window.

But someone had already rushed ahead of him, glared at the two cows, and opened the black plastic bag in confusion.

"Gross!"

Although these workers are all from the countryside and usually see a lot of this thing in front of them, when they suddenly see it at the dinner table, they still reflexively exclaim.

Then they covered their noses and hurriedly retreated.

Looking at Bai Huang's gaze again, he has transcended the awe and admiration for the boss, but has sublimated into a five-body throw to the ground that can only occur when he sees a pervert.

Inside the black plastic bag, it was indeed a lump of cow dung.

"Boss, you...... What are you going to do? The captain of the gang swallowed with difficulty, feeling that his brain was running out of his head.

"Can't you see?" Bai Huang squinted very suspiciously, and saw that his subordinates really didn't understand, so he shook his head and admonished: "Someone sprayed feces on you, then of course you have to let the guy who sprayed feces eat it back!" Do you still need me to say this? ”

"Uh......" The workers were shocked, Bai Huang is a boss anyway, but what he can do is more small than those ignorant mothers-in-law in the countryside, which is really speechless.

"Come on, bring the bamboo shoots, let's make some sandwich spring shoots."

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Five minutes later, Bai Huang held a bamboo basket in his left hand and a glass of liquor in his right hand, and pushed away Chi Mianzi's private room.

There were seven or eight people sitting in the room, all of them red-faced, and they were in high spirits pushing their glasses and changing them.

And Bai Huang, who suddenly came in, made everyone present stunned, and they all looked at it in confusion.

Only Chi Thin Man and Gray Suit's face sank, and their eyes widened and they were about to attack.

But then they noticed the things in Bai Huang's hand again, and their hearts immediately brightened, and they all put on a disdainful look with their nostrils facing the sky, and looked at Bai Huang condescendingly.

This kid was crazy just now, very stubborn, even if he took the initiative to apologize, Chi Slender didn't intend to let him go easily - it's just a small self-employed person, and he dares to go against himself? If you don't give him some color, he really doesn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!

All in all, what is now filling Chi Thinzi's chest is all the scenes that have just been ridiculed, and as for right and wrong, it is not within his scope of consideration at all.

In his opinion, this kid's biggest mistake was not to compliment him as an official.

Most of the people in the room didn't know the inside story, and they thought that Bai Huang was a relative of the hotel owner, so they came to set it up.

And the two who knew the inside story were on the shelf, waiting for Bai Huang to bow their heads to them first.

Taking in the expressions of everyone in the room, Bai Huang lowered his posture and nodded and smiled repeatedly, and raised his glass to Chi Slender Zi: "This leader is embarrassed, I did drink too much just now, and my attitude is very bad." So now I come here and make amends for you. ”

Seeing that everyone had looked over, Chi Slender sneered a few times, and his disdain was revealed.

That posture is like a non-mainstream holding an iphone4, overlooking a migrant worker making a public phone.

But he immediately realized that there was also his own leader present next to him, so he quickly changed his expression and explained in a low voice to the chubby Director Sun. As he spoke, he squinted at Bai Huang, undisguised his intention to add fuel and vinegar.

"That's ...... so"

After listening to Chi Thinzi's report of "adding materials", Director Sun's eyes turned to Bai Huang, dragging the official tone that the people hated the most, and said unhurriedly: "Since they hurt people behind their backs and don't make any sense, then there's nothing wrong with you doing this." But in the future, I still have to talk about some demeanor, and what kind of strength do I have to compete with a few rough people. ”

From beginning to end, his nostrils were aimed at the sky, and he didn't even give Bai Huang a look.

If Bai Huang really came to apologize, even if he had a good temper, he would be so angry that he would be swept away.

It's a pity that he didn't come to apologize, but a smiling tiger with a suspicious heart, so after listening to the fat man's words, instead of being embarrassed and angry, he smiled even brighter: "This leader is good, he is right!" We are indeed a bunch of rough people, which is why we accidentally caused these misunderstandings......"

This is your own death, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, what you said is really right.

"That's why I came here to compensate the leaders!" Bai Huang raised his head, killed a full cup of rice flowers, and then confessed to the fat official.

"Hehe, since you collided with the stationmaster Chi, apologize to him, you can't make a mistake." Director Sun was reserved and arrogant, and rejected Bai Huang's love disappreciatively.

"Yes, yes, the leader is right!"

Bai Huang took out the wine bottle from under his arm like a primary school student obeying the teaching of the class teacher, filled himself with a glass, and came to Chi Slender Man: "Stationmaster Chi, I was impulsive just now, I didn't think it clearly before speaking, so I did it first." ”

Chi Slender originally wanted to continue to grasp it and give this kid a deeper lesson, but so many people here are cadres from the Municipal Agricultural Bureau who came down to investigate, and if they blindly put on a show, they may leave a bad impression on the leaders.

After thinking about it, he decided to accept Bai Huang's apology for the time being.

But if you should inform your eldest brother, you will definitely not forget it.

So he didn't look at Bai Huang with his eyes, and when he saw the bottom of the other party's wine glass, he nodded imperceptibly: "Okay, in the future, don't always think that Lao Tzu is the first in the world, you should pay attention to it." ”

Bai Huang nodded again and again, and after putting down the wine glass, he served the bamboo dustpan very attentively and sent it to the banquet at this table: "I know that several leaders like this mouthful, and I don't dare to keep it myself, so I sent it all over......"

As he spoke, he pulled out a pair of clean chopsticks and put a handful of bamboo shoots into the hot pot first, acting as a waiter.

Bai Huang waited beside him, and the whole table looked at him with a smile and a smile, like a monkey. You must know that the Agricultural Bureau used to be regarded as a Qingshui Yamen, and it was rarely regarded as a compliment to Lao Tzu Niang, but now it is easy to meet one, of course, you have to be happy.

"When it's cooked, it's not delicious when the tender bamboo shoots are cooked." Seeing that the tips of the bamboo shoots in the pot changed color, Bai Huang immediately shouted, full of dog-legged posture.

The vanity of the people at the table was extremely inflated, and they were not proud, and no one noticed the cunning in Bai Huang's eyes.

This little cub is also interesting, but it's a pity that no matter how groveling you are now, Lao Tzu still wants to fix you.

Chi Thinzi's tail was cocked to the sky, and while staring at Bai Huang with disdain, he took a chopstick and a bamboo shoot into his mouth and chewed it slowly.

But he had only taken two bites, and suddenly he felt that something was wrong in his mouth—as the food was bitten and chewed, a strange smell of stenking and baking suddenly filled his mouth.

Before he could react, the gray suit next to him, who had moved his chopsticks earlier than him, had already changed his face first, and then he hurriedly turned his head and spit out the contents of his mouth.

"Huh? What's wrong, food poisoning? Bai Huang seemed to be taken aback, pretending to be surprised and concerned, and his tone was contrived to death.

But now, as long as you are not a fool, you know that this is Bai Huang playing ghosts.

Director Sun was busy pouring wine and rinsing his mouth, and the circle of people next to him also vomited forward and backward, and the thin man Chi, who was treating, had a face that was uglier than pork liver, his mouth was wide open, and he retched for a while after saying less than half a sentence, and his two eyeballs were red as if they were soaked in blood: "You...... You little bitch, what the hell are you in there! ”

Bai Huang smiled and said nothing, pretending to smell it, and then scratched his head and said, "I didn't make it, it's strange, why does there smell of cow dung in the pot?" ”

A group of people froze for a moment, and the facial features on their faces were squeezed into geometric shapes that supercomputers couldn't unravel.

A louder vomiting sound ensued.

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