The American imperialist sister looked at me directly, and then folded her arms with her hands, looking like a female man, and said, "Why?" ”

I said indifferently: "Your father has set me as your legal guardian, and I have the right to restrict your behavior." ”

The sister disagreed: "I'll go, I'm over eighteen, and I'm still the legal guardian, are you teasing my little lady and me?" Legal guardian, I don't need it. ”

I was still indifferent: "Whether you need it or not, your drinking authority is in my hands, I want you to drink, you can drink, I don't want you to drink." “

I gritted my teeth: "If you kill me, I won't let you drink." ”

The American imperialist girl, squinting, gathering murderous energy, and looking directly.

I squinted, gathered murderous energy, and looked at each other.

The two of us, just like that, fought for a while.

The girl waved her hand, twisted her body, and said, "I'm going!" ”

I said, "Come back, the prelude to drinking hasn't started yet, what are you going to do?" ”

The girl stopped and twisted: "What? Prelude? ”

I'm right: "What's your name?" How old are you and where is your hometown? He was born in what year, month, day and time. ”

The American imperialist sister hugged her arms and disdained: "Faniel, 18 years and four months, Texas, was born at XX p.m. on XX year X month. ”

I went, it turned out to be a Texas girl.

It is said that in the United States, only the Texas girl is the most strong.

No wonder, under the quiet appearance, there is a strong female man's heart.

"Alright, it's okay." I'll send my sister flash.

The girl's eyes rolled.

muttered in his mouth: "You let the little lady flash, but the little lady doesn't flash." The little lady will do it against you! ”

Then I sat on the couch, took the remote control, and started looking for a TV station.

I ignored it, put my hand in my trouser pocket, and began to pinch the girl's figure-of-eight.

Eight characters can reveal a person's character, talent, and nature.

I pinched it, and the girl's figure gradually took shape.

The sister is a day sitting, Xinyou, hit, no official, but the year is prosperous. His body is prosperous, and his life is hard. It should be consumed, not supplemented.

What kind of information is this?

To the effect that the girl is a sharp person, and the Xinyou people, especially the girls, are very white and delicate.

There is no official in the fate, and the woman is weak and official, so it is precious.

But this is an old statement, and it has to be reinterpreted now.

Because now, there are many strong women.

Guan, refers to the woman's husband. The ancients said that marrying a husband is a husband, and marrying a dog is a dog. There are officials, officials are prosperous, the consciousness is that someone is in charge, someone is restricted, and the husband is capable and can control this woman.

But in modern times, with more and more female men.

This statement has to be changed.

This girl has no official in her life, which indicates that she is very likely to be ignorant and unintentional, or even foolish in the relationship between men and women. I just don't know how to deal with feelings.

is prosperous in the year, which also means that this girl has a good background and superior family conditions.

But the key problem is that the girl's life is too hard, and it is not enough to rely on the positive wealth in the year, but you still need partial wealth.

Faniel's wealth is wood......

I pondered this repeatedly, and gradually I had a score in my heart.

Therefore, the first step of personality trait analysis, starting from the perspective of personality, and the plan to reverse his bad character, comes to mind.

I watched TV for a while.

At this moment, the doorbell rang.

I ran out to pick it up.

Li Xue stood at the gate with a bottle of wine in one hand and said to me: "I really served you, people want to quit drinking, and you still bought wine, these two bottles of two pots are about to break my legs." ”

I said, "That's just the first step, you need to buy something for me." As I spoke, I gave a few more items.

Li Xue resented.

I said, "Come on, goddess, goddess is so good." ”

Li Xue glanced at me with shame and disgust, got into the car quietly, and escaped again.

I see, I see......

The butt of the car just disappeared.

Suddenly, my wrist tightened, and then I watched Little Fanny grit her teeth and grab the wine bottle: "You give me wine, you give me, give it to me." ”

I won't give it, I won't give it, and I won't give it if you beat me.

The two of us twisted the handles, fought all the way, and rushed to the living room.

Then I held up the bottle and said, "Here comes the wine, but now is not the time to drink it." After a while, everything is ready to drink, and if you grab it from me, I will immediately break these two bottles of wine. ”

"NO......" The little demon moth was pitiful and tearful......

I hugged the bottle and started watching TV.

Little demon moth, drink mineral water one by one.

After another two hours, I said, "It's time for lunch, you guy, who is cooking in your house?" ”

The little demon moth glanced at me, took the phone, talked about it, and then asked me if I was eating seafood-flavored pancakes, or fruit-flavored, or something else.

Dare to love is a takeaway, this one is free. I said, "I'll do it for you." ”

I put two bottles of wine in my trouser pocket.

Then I went to the kitchen and looked around.

Well, there are counts, flour is there, eggs are there, beef is there, and there are a few greens in the refrigerator.

Take the flour, pour the water, beat the eggs, knead the dough, cut, then cut the diced beef, burst the pot, then cook the noodles, then garnish with diced greens, and finally put the seasoning.

Hoo!

The beef noodles are here.

The little demon moth looked stupid.

I said, "Eat!" Please. ”

Take a fork, roll noodles, and make it all in one go.

This is fragrant.

I can't wait to lick the bottom of the bowl for the little demon moth.

The Chinese, who have established themselves in the United States, have a foothold in the United States, and their biggest capital is restaurants!

That's right, the improved dishes of the Chinese have attracted a large number of old American fans, and these people are fascinated by the taste of Chinese cuisine.

Of course, not everyone likes it, and some people criticize it, saying that we are a dark dish, and list preserved eggs and stinky tofu, two powerful foods.

Anyway, the little demon is quite satisfied with my beef noodles.

Eat and drink to your heart's content.

The doorbell rang again.

I went out to greet him, and Li Xue stood at the door with a big bag of things.

I'll pick it up. Chanting: "Long live the goddess, the goddess is hard." ”

Li Xuele.

I said, "Why don't you go into the house together and have some drinks with me and the little girl?" ”

Li Xue waved her hand: "I'm terrible about her, you grind with her slowly, there are a few patients in the clinic today, and I have to go to Susan to see a doctor." ”

I said, "Hard." ”

Li Xue: "By the way, Yizhuo is coming soon, and she is going through the process of working visa." ”

I said, "Well, work harder." ”

Li Xue smiled: "Definitely." ”

took the things and said goodbye to Li Xue.

Back in the house, the American imperialist sister was pitiful: "You can drink now." ”

I said, "Drink it, but what!" This wine, you have to learn a word, take a sip, understand? ”

The American imperialist girl doesn't understand.

Good!

I'll make you understand.

What did Li Xue buy for me?

Among them, pen, ink, paper, inkstone, the four treasures of the study.

There are a lot of the above things in Chinatown, and it is easy to buy them.

The girl looked stupid.

I laid out the rice paper, took a piece of marble paperweight and pressed it, found a pen, adjusted the ink, calmed down, moved my wrists and shoulders, and wrote a line of words!

Sister......

"What is this?"

I use Chinese words: "You don't see it, the water of the yellow stream comes up from the sky, and it flows to the sea and never returns." ”

The girl twisted her eyebrows: "What?" ”

I put aside the English translation: "Ah, brother, don't you know? The water of the Yellow River comes from heaven, and it rushes on the earth and flows into the sea, never looking back. ”

The girl nodded slowly this time, indicating that she understood.

I said, "This sentence, in Chinese, memorized well, can be drunk." ”

The girl glared at me hatefully.

I lifted the bottle and was about to fall.

The girl gritted her teeth and made her strength to eat: "Jun, no, rape." ”

I said, "It's not that you don't commit adultery, it's that you don't see you!" Your pronunciation of this word, you have to be correct, and start again......"

What surprised me. The American imperialist girl is quite spiritual.

Half an hour later, I was able to read it in a straight voice, you didn't see it, the water of the Yellow River came up from the sky, rushed to the sea and never returned.

I said yes!

Come! Take a bite.

I took out a small cup of five coins from the paper pocket that Li Xue brought.

Then I rinsed it and poured two cups, I put the cups in my sister's hand and said, "On behalf of the Chinese, it's a pleasure to meet you, Faniel." ”

Faniel made me a little embarrassed.

After a moment's thought, she said, "Welcome to the United States." ”

Go for one!

Wow......

Five-dollar small cup, one sip stuffy.

After drinking the sprinkling, Fanielle reached out and took it.

I held up the bottle and said, "If you want to drink again, you have to learn a ......."

THIS TIME, MAYBE FENIEL WAS ATTRACTED BY MY 5,000-YEAR-OLD CULTURE OF GREATER CHINA, OR MAYBE THE FOUR TREASURES OF THE STUDY ROOM ARE REALLY NEW TO THE AMERICAN IMPERIALIST GIRLS WHO ARE USED TO USING LAPTOPS, IPADS, AND MOBILE PHONES.

So, she didn't refuse.

I'm writing.

And on the rice paper, I wrote it.

"You don't see, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk."

I first pronounced a sentence in Chinese, and then said in English: "Brother, don't you see that your parents' hair is white?" Don't you see that the original black hair has become as white as snow in old age? ”

This sentence is quite sad.

I said to Faniel, "Your parents brought you into this world, and you're getting old day by day. In the future, don't you feel sad that you can't walk, you get sick, and you're going to die? And the reason why you can grow so big is not only the obligation of your parents, but also their concern for you. Do you understand? ”

Fanny in tears!

This drunken maniac, the American imperialist girl, finally hid her face and cried.

After two tears, the American imperial sister suddenly pounced on a kitten, ran into my arms, lay on her shoulders, and cried.

Here, it needs to be explained.

The Meidi sister is crying in the man's arms or something, but I just think that you are a temporary support, a support that can feel the warmth when she cries.

It has nothing to do with love, feelings, or whatever.

I patted my sister on the back gently, and I said, "You must be very sad and wronged in your heart, so you can cry as much as you want." ”

As soon as the words came out.

On the contrary, the girl stopped crying, and the girl twisted her belt and got up: "J, I want to drink." ”

I gritted my teeth: "Recite this sentence before drinking!" ”

The girl took a deep breath: "You don't ...... adultery"

Not again.

"It's not seeing, it's not seeing, okay?"

Half an afternoon!

I taught "Five-flowered horses, daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you." ”

Then he told the meaning and reasoned.

After the girl memorized it, she didn't grab the five-dollar cup, but muttered in her mouth.

The goose will come out with a beautiful uncle, and the evil public will be sold for eternity......

Eternal ......

"Jack, I'm ...... pumping...... Yes. ”

I said, "If there's anything 'pumping', just tell me and listen to it." ”