199. Problematic children don't care first, wiping the buttocks is the most important problem

Hey, the diary of the little girl's family, this year, there are still children playing with this?

Bai Huang was quite surprised, keeping a diary, a hobby of adolescent teenagers and girls, should be said to have been eliminated by the times, and it was the habit of their generation. In the past, he himself had followed the trend, made a small book with a lock, and excerpted a few nonsense so-called life insights...... But in this day and age, it shouldn't have been popular for a long time, right? Dozens of hairy girls and fart children are all hanging QQ and playing Weibo, how can there be a diary?

And it's so girly and fresh......

Carrying a green notebook with the scent of grass, Bai Huang shook it like garbage, intending to return it to Miao Zizi.

But this technique,It's easy to get the book open.。

I only heard the commotion, a burst of pages turned, and rows of beautiful handwriting appeared in front of Bai Huang's eyes.

Looking at the beautiful pen writing in front of him, and then thinking about his dog-crawling font, the druid blushed a little. Of course, for a shameless and affectionate person like him, even if he is ashamed, it won't last long, only 0.1 seconds at most.

Then, he was attracted by the above record, completely unaware that peeking at other people's diaries was a rather undisciplined thing.

"On the 17th of April, 28 yuan and 5 cents were earned, cool! Money for an old woman's pack of sanitary napkins. ”

"On April 25th, 93 yuan was earned, which is very happy, enough for their son to buy three cans of Sanlu milk powder."

"On May 2nd, I only got 10 yuan of income, no, Miao Zizi, you have to come on! You can't even buy a bag of broken shoe jelly! ”

……

The book is full of such records, and Bai Huang flipped forward for some reason, wanting to see what was recorded at the beginning.

But at this moment, the little girl had already found out that someone was actually spying on the girl's dream, and she was immediately furious: "Stinky and shameless bastard, don't peek at my things!" Before the words fell, Bolt . . . The girl's swift speed pounced.

But against a fierce person like Bai Huang, who can fight with the black blind man empty-handed, her scramble is not much better than a mosquito bite. The druid turned Miao Zizi away with one arm, and quickly flipped through the diary with the other.

In fact, Bai Huang has no interest in a little girl's diary at all, unless he is extremely bored, he doesn't even have the time to glance at it.

The reason why he had to look through the diary was just that he couldn't do Miao Zizi with his mouth, so he deliberately made it to anger the childish behavior of the little girl.

"I lived in the old woman's house for half a year, and she said that I spent 6,000 yuan on them? Eating like every day, you have to count 1,000 yuan of living expenses!! Forget it, don't worry about this kind of slut, save enough money to smash her in the face earlier, and then open a babbling jewelry store by yourself, a room full of hairpin bracelets and woolly bears, how beautiful would it be...... Miao Zizi, come on, you will definitely do it! ”

Bai Huang stopped the little girl's tearing, and deliberately recited aloud in a very low tone.

But in my heart, I was very surprised, according to the aunt of the neighborhood committee, combined with the things in this diary, it is not difficult to find that the so-called old woman should be Miao Zizi's aunt. However, although he had long known that Uncle Miao Zizi's family had some ugly faces of evil relatives, it was still beyond his expectations to make this appearance.

It's only been half a year, and Miao Zizi doesn't need them to pay for tuition, it's just a mouthful of food.

As for the little girl's dream, it made Bai Huang feel incredible-in his eyes, with Miao Zizi's urine, it should be easy to work hard, and become a big thief, and he can have money to spend without going to school and working every day.

But the dream of the owner of this jewelry shop......

Nima is too simple and innocent, right?

Do you want to get out of the mud like this without getting dirty? Could this be the legendary contrast moe?

I was about to complain fiercely, but the strength on my left hand suddenly decreased, and Bai Huang looked at it strangely, the little girl was no longer fighting, her eyes were full of tears, and she bit her lip viciously and stared at him.

I said, play big.

Bai Huang suddenly grinned in embarrassment, and hurriedly closed the notebook and handed it over: "What is written on this?" I don't know why, what language is it? ”

In this case, you can only pretend to be confused, if you still have a hard mouth, or come up with tricks to deal with ordinary women, you will definitely die a miserable death.

Miao Zizi snatched the diary fiercely, still looking at him with that kind of blood hatred.

Bai Huang was immediately depressed, and only felt that the things between his crotches had a faint pain.

It's over, I didn't want to keep this girl, but now it's good, I can't get rid of it!

If the current Miao Zizi is still stealing outside, so that he provokes Bai Huang's problem children, then he can beat people out with a vicious voice.

But the problem is that this is not the case at all, the party at fault has become him, and Miao Zizi has become a little girl who has been bullied.

This kind of script......

Wait, this girl didn't plan it on purpose, did it?

Thinking like this, Bai Huang became suspicious again, looked at the other party suspiciously, and said with a face full of distrust: "I said, are you embarrassed to pretend?" You don't drop anything in your backpack, but you lose your diary? It can't be a condom for me, right? At such a young age, there are so many ghosts......"

Before the word "thoughts" could be spoken, I saw Miao Zizi open the gate and release water, and her eyes rolled down. Then he didn't tell the difference, he just picked up the stone and smashed it, almost not breaking Bai Huang's head.

The blow was ineffective, and she didn't continue to entangle, not even noisy, she turned around and ran away with the diary.

"Meow-" Someone jumped out and said that he couldn't stand it anymore.

"Traitor! The host is always right! If something goes wrong, see the previous sentence! After teaching the golden cat some elbows outward, Bai Huang was helpless, and finally caught up with three steps and two steps, and grabbed Miao Zizi's collar: "Forget it, give you two months of summer work, 1000 a month is no problem, right?" But when the summer vacation is over, you go back to school. ”

"Get out, stinky bastard, my mother doesn't work anymore, you let it go!" Miao Zizi's face was stubborn, obviously really angry.

Bai Huang really wanted to let go and let the child go back.

But when he thought of what this girl said, he had also said hello to the neighborhood committee, and he wanted to come to himself, but he didn't dare to let go.

With this girl's slightly extreme personality, if she turns around and tosses something up, won't she be sitting? At the very least, a little understanding of the situation is indispensable.

And the diary in that notebook really made Bai Huang feel a little embarrassed, and he felt a little sympathetic.

Coupled with his actions just now, the damage to a child is indeed a bit big.

"1200 a month, honestly finish the summer vacation, and then you can work while going to school, how about it?" Bai Huang put forward new conditions, anyway, even the old man who scavenged was taken in, and it didn't matter if there were multiple girls.

Miao Zizi was still struggling, glaring at him angrily, but it was obvious that she was a little moved.

After all, for a 13-year-old girl who was in her second year of junior high school — well, this girl looked like she was 14 or 5 — it would be difficult for her to find such a well-paid job anywhere else.

For a little girl like "I, Miao Zizi, ← woman who wants to become the owner of a jewelry store, Bai Huang's conditions are indeed very tempting.

Bai Huang knew that she was holding her face and not speaking now because she wanted to save face, and she was funny in her heart, but she pulled out the golden cat on her mouth: "Look, Ah Kun also likes you a lot, so you should be my pet full-time escort, I really can't find it anywhere else." ”

While talking, he was secretly slandering in his heart, don't fucking infect this guy with the habit of stealing things.

Otherwise, you'll have fun.

Sure enough, when it came to the golden cat, Miao Zizi was moved, moved her small steps to bypass Bai Huang, and then hugged the big cat. It was only at this time that a sweet smile from the heart bloomed.

It's pretty good-looking, it's a beautiful embryo.

Bai Huang stared depressedly at the big cat that was pulling the bellows and kept purring, and then looked at the girl who was rubbing the cat's neck around, and had to admit that this picture was very natural and wild. And Miao Zizi's little face did not live up to the reputation of Zhaojun's hometown, which is quite powerful.

"Come, I'll take you to the dormitory, and there's a room to clean up, just for you to live in." Seeing that a girl and a big cat were still greasy and crooked, Bai Huang was very jealous and coughed twice, and the villain's mind attacked.

Anyway, Ma Lili burped, and there was an empty bedroom left, no matter what this girl could do, it was good to help sweep the yard and accompany Ah Kun to pass the time.

After all, in two weeks, I will be going to London, because of animal quarantine I can't bring Ah Kun, so I should ask for a full-time escort.

"Dorms?" Miao Zizi, who was still full of joy, immediately raised her little face when she heard this: "People are little girls!" You're going to let me live with those big guys? ”

What kind of mess, Bai Huang took out the last bit of patience and asked word by word: "You don't want to live in a dormitory, so where do you want to live?" There's nowhere else in the nursery! ”

"There!" The little girl immediately stretched out her hand, her face full of longing and yearning.

Bai Huang looked back along her fingers, and her face was completely black: "No, that's my room!" ”

"Can you live in it this big? Besides, I can't sleep on the first floor? "Obviously, listening to Miao Zizi's tone, the last time they came over, they had already explored the way.

"It doesn't matter if you don't let me live in it, I can sleep outside every day, anyway, there are hammocks and tents!" The child in question added.

"Whatever! Where you like to live, I have treated you well enough, don't think about it. Bai Huang threw down this sentence and stepped aside, ready to make plans to wipe his ass clean.

But before he could make a call, someone had already dialed.

"Uncle Yu? How are you doing at my house? Bai Huang grabbed the phone, glanced at the caller number, and then asked with a smile.

"Playing with a hairball, how can I have the heart to play now? Tell me the truth, did you do this? On the phone, Yu Debao's voice was so excited that he went out of tune, but he still had to control this excitement: "Don't worry, just tell me one, I will definitely not tell others!" ”

Don't think about it, this guy is talking about Jia Wanquan's mess.

"Uncle Yu, what are you talking about? It's not night yet, so don't talk in your sleep, okay? Bai Huang pretended to be stupid and stunned.

It doesn't matter if he tells others or not, he can't say this thing, Bai Huang hasn't washed his head and tail yet, how can he publicize it everywhere?

"You're still pretending to be with me? Jia Wanquan, that dead king, didn't you make it? Yu Debao was obviously quite dissatisfied with Bai Huang's attitude, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Let me tell you, Xiaobai, you are not kind!" This Dead King sent someone to your hometown to look for trouble, did I notice it first, and then notify you as soon as possible? It's good that you don't tell me anything first, and you don't even admit it afterwards! ”

"What, what, what? Uncle Yu, you have no head and no brains, what do you want to tell me? Bai Huang has made up his mind to play stupid to the end.

"Okay, you are ruthless, now that your wings are hard, you won't take me Yu Debao in your eyes!" The big boss gritted his teeth angrily: "Jia Wanquan, that old Wang Ba, was in the villa and found that he was killed, did you get it?" ”

Bai Huang immediately denied it, and said in a tone that was even more angry than Yu Debao: "Hey! None of the Jia family framed me and said that it was me, and someone was more anxious than them? I said Uncle Yu, have you seen the news, is it the revenge of the villagers who were polluted by his aluminum factory, what does it matter to me? ”

"Uh......"

Yu Debao froze for a moment, and then lowered his voice again: "That's all fooling people on the official's face, do you think the police can't see the problem?" It's just ......"

"I don't know if the police can't see it, but I know that the public security department has come to a conclusion!" Bai Huang interrupted him with righteous words, and said in a tone that I am very optimistic about you: "If you don't believe rumors or spread rumors, people like you will definitely be invited to tea!" ”

"Boom!"

Yu Debao scolded, always feeling that this kid was a little untrue, but his tone was also a little shaken: "It's really not you?" But I always feel very similar to your methods, such as the time when I made a fat man......"

"You're thinking too much! I did plan to look for an opportunity to do it, but the Angel of Vengeance was one step ahead of me! Bai Huang interrupted Yu Debao's chirping and asked, "Anyway, it has nothing to do with me, don't wronged people!" Is there anything else? If not, I'll hang up. ”

"Not really you? It's too coincidental, the guy surnamed Jia sent someone to find your family, and something happened to him...... Forget it, I can't help it if you don't admit it! By the way, this *** braided hair, and there are a lot of good things left, are you interested in building a mine together? ”

This is Yu Debao's ultimate plan.

Divide the cake? It's really exciting.

But if the cake is poisonous to the druid, it won't be fun.

"I don't want to! I'm not interested in mining, Uncle Yu, you better fight by yourself. ”

……

Now only Jia Bing's question remains.

How to solve it?

Bai Huang already has a rough plan, but it is still a little troublesome to implement it.

"Hey, Lao Kang? It's me! ”

Bai Huang made a phone call to Kang Ershu. Since this guy accompanied Bai Huang to Shennongjia, and then got involved with the druid because of the horse race, the two sides quickly became acquainted. Although it is not as good as a friend like Zhang Qitao, who has been drinking for 3 years, the relationship is really not bad.

And this guy also said that as long as the news of Bai Huang's participation in the Olympic Games is confirmed, he will immediately book a hotel in the UK.

"Hey, Lao Bai? What are you looking for me at this time? Kang Ershu smiled on the phone, looking very good.

"Uncle Kang's cultural relics appraisal is famous all over the country, right?"

"Nonsense, it's not me who put gold on the old man's face! Don't you know, if he is willing to participate in that, the treasure appreciation of the Central Station ......" As soon as he talked about the proud deeds of his old man, Kang Ershu immediately gushed endlessly.

"Stop, stop! Wait until I'm done! Bai Huang hurriedly interrupted this guy, and then asked directly without concealment: "Then Uncle Kang, will he usually come into contact with the cultural relics from the tomb robbery?" ”

"Tomb robbery? This one is too much, no more is said to be less. His main work is archaeology, and then historical restoration. If the tomb robbed cultural relics are seized by the police, they will also be invited to help identify them. Kang Ershu thought about it, and suddenly whispered in disbelief: "You didn't run to rob the tomb, and then wanted my old man to help you identify it, right?" Then I'll tell you, don't even think about it......"

"Okay, don't have too much brain replenishment ability." Bai Huang scolded angrily, and his brows frowned unconsciously.

According to Kang Ershu, this old man seems to hate tomb robbing cultural relics?

In other words, the first part of my plan was difficult.

But after all, I have to give it a try, but it really doesn't work, and then find a way through other means.

So Bai Huang was not ambiguous, and asked Kang Ershu directly: "If I want to borrow a cultural relic, preferably something that has just been unearthed from the ground and has not been widely publicized, can I borrow it from Uncle Kang?" ”

"Oh, it's worth a lot of money, at least two million or more!" Bai Huang hurriedly added a little more request.

"Huh? What are you trying to do? Obviously, after listening to Bai Huang's request, Kang Ershu was confused, but after thinking about it, he still had an answer: "It's easy to say in terms of value, after all, it's not a valuable thing, and it's not worth my old man's palm." However, if you still ask that it has just been unearthed, it will not be easy to do! This thing depends on luck, you can touch it, and you can't help anyone if you don't touch it. What are you collecting this for? If you want to play antiques, I will introduce you to a few people at random, and it is better to start directly from legal channels? ”

"You don't understand, it's useless to tell you. Besides, I'm not going to play antiques, I'm just borrowing a few days to do something. As soon as he heard that there was no hope, Bai Huang suddenly became depressed.

"Borrow for a few days? What are you doing? Kang Ershu continued to be curious, and threw out a big incense bait: "If you explain it to me clearly, maybe I can help you find a way?" ”

Well? Can there be a way for this product?

Bai Huang was surprised, but he didn't expect that finding Lao Tzu would not work, but the solution was on his son.

The messy plot is finally over.,It's a very cool joke about killing the rich.,It's out of control since the day before yesterday.,I can only find a way to get around.。

In short, just like the daylight, it can be regarded as relaxed.

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