Chapter 38: The Law of the Cheater
"What?" Shi Yi walked down the stairs, looking at the two girls in the fight, Gu Ci seemed to have something to say to herself, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "What is Fang Fangxi?" ”
"It's nothing, Cimei drank too much at noon, and she is going crazy with alcohol." When Xu Fangfang heard Shi Yi ask like this, she didn't dare to look at him, her cheeks must be very red and hot now, "You don't have to care about us, feel free." ”
"Drinking too much?" Shi Yi looked at the two girls hugging each other, and shrugged his shoulders a little speechlessly, "Will red wine also be intoxicating?" Besides, I didn't drink much. ”
"Well, I'll go boil medicine for you, and rest after drinking." Shi Yi didn't think much of it, and then walked into his room.
"Huhuhu......" Seeing Shi Yi enter the room, Xu Fangfang let go of Gu Ci.
"Fangfang, you really want to kill people!" Gu Ci gasped, and his right hand slowly stroked his full **** to relieve his rapid breathing.
"Well, if you dare to leak my business, I'll knock you off!" Xu Fangfang had a "fierce" look, and while speaking, she used her hand to scratch diagonally on her neck, which looked very intimidating.
"Okay, I'm afraid of you." Gu Ci finally surrendered to Xu Fangfang's "obscenity" and said that he would keep it secret.
"That's pretty much it." Xu Fangfang is very satisfied, the reason why she didn't let Gu Ci say it was mainly because she hadn't done a good job of reading ~ novel yb][dubei, let's talk about it later.
In the next two days, Zhou Dong came to visit Xu Fangfang once a day, but he didn't stay long, and he came and went in a hurry, but every time he left, Shi Yi would feel that his hatred for himself deepened.
In this regard, he directly ignored it, and any conspiracy and conspiracy were displayed.
Within two days, Shi Yi, Gu Ci and Xu Fangfang got along well and got to know each other more deeply.
Although Gu Ci occasionally plays some of the eldest lady's temper, and she also "speaks ill of each other" to Shi Yi, but her nature is not bad, and Shi Yi also understands these, and the daughter of the city has to be different from ordinary girls.
As for Xu Fangfang, after understanding, Shi Yi is completely the most suitable candidate for a good wife and mother - white and beautiful, quiet and gentle, virtuous and virtuous, plus occasional little playfulness, except for not being able to cook, everything is good.
As for Shi Yi himself, he has basically adapted to the life of the villa in the past two days, and he also knows a lot about some high-tech household appliances, and he will no longer make a fuss about the appearance when he first came.
After all, when you come here, you have to adapt to life here.
After dinner on the third day, Shi Yi gave the two women one last treatment, and with his "divine doctor holy hand" who rejuvenated his wonderful hands, it was not a joke that he could be cured within three days.
Gu Ci took off the bandage on his right arm and tried to move his arm, and sure enough, it was as if it was fine.
"Haha, it's really good." Gu Ci said excitedly, school will start tomorrow, and the problem he had been worried about was finally solved, and then looked at Xu Fangfang, "Fangfang, what about you, are you feeling better?" ”
"I'm feeling pretty much better, and I'm back to my previous state." Xu Fangfang smiled at Shi Yi, "Thank you so much." ”
"It's polite to me, they all live under the same roof." Shi Yi doesn't treat himself as an outsider at all now, and he looks very casual.
"By the way, school will start tomorrow, and we will have three chapters of the law." Gu Ci suddenly remembered something, and took out a piece of paper from the drawer, on which some words were written.
Shi Yi's eyes handed it over, and there were three big characters written on the top, which were from Xu Fangfang's hand - the agreement.
"What is this?" Shi Yi looked at the two women and asked suspiciously.
Gu Ci and Xu Fangfang glanced at each other, and Gu Ci took the initiative to explain, "Although you are our benefactor and bodyguard, after all, men and women are different, and it is inevitable that there will be some inconveniences when they live together, and school will start tomorrow, so we must make an agreement." ”
"I didn't find it any inconvenience. Moreover, this has something to do with the start of school? Shi Yi was very puzzled.
"You'll know when you see it." Gu Ci didn't say much, and directly handed the agreement to Shi Yi.
Shi Yi took it and looked at it, and immediately felt that he had been "lost his power and humiliated the country".
Article 1 of the agreement: Without the permission of Party A, Party B shall not enter Party A's room without permission, and shall be punished for one hour on the washboard for violating the penalty for kneeling on the washboard;
Article 2 of the agreement: Without the permission of Party A, Party B shall not bring any woman back without authorization, and violate the penalty of kneeling on the washboard for two hours;
Article 3 of the agreement: Without the permission of Party A, Party B shall not go out without authorization, and must report to Party A wherever he goes, and shall be punished for kneeling on the washboard for three hours in violation of the law;
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Article 13 of the agreement: three meals a day, Party B is solely responsible, if Party A is not satisfied, Party B must unconditionally redo;
Article 14 of the agreement: Party B is on standby at any time, and Party A has requirements and completes it unconditionally;
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Article 33 of the agreement: Party A and Party B are not allowed to announce the matter of Party A and Party B living in the same room in the school, and they will never be hired if they are expelled from the house in violation!
The above is passed by Party A and Party B through friendly consultation, and both parties must abide by it unconditionally, and shall not violate any conditions or for any reason, otherwise they shall bear the consequences.
Party A's signature: Gu Ci, Xu Fangfang
Signature of Party B: Shi Yi
"Poof-" Shi Yi spurted out a mouthful of blood, his hands trembled and he held the agreement, and looked at the two women with a sad and angry face, "When did you negotiate with me amicably?" And when did I sign it? Swindle! This is a scam of Hongguoguo! ”
"You forgot, last night's signature was better than who's, you signed it yourself." Gu Ci looked like he had succeeded in his treacherous plan, and didn't care about Shi Yi's resistance and struggle, and then seemed to feel a little uneasy, and added comfort, "Okay, we admit it, your signature is the most beautiful!" ”
"Poof-" Shi Yi vomited blood and fell to the ground......
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September is the beginning of the new month every year, and the major colleges and universities absorb a new batch of fresh blood, and at the same time, it also drives the huge development of the tourism and catering industry.
In the first two days of school for new students, the economic benefits generated are comparable to those of the National Day Golden Week.
September 7th, the first day of registration for new students at Shanghai Beijing University.
Not only the University of Shanghai, but almost all colleges and universities in the university town open on this day, which can create a super "agglomeration effect".
You know, one plus one is not simply equal to two.
On September 7th, the university town has completely turned into an ultra-luxury lineup of auto shows, on this day, almost all the cars in the world are gathered here, whether it is world-class sports cars such as Lamborghini, Bentley, or national luxury cars Daben, BMW, Audi, and even the poor Chery and Alto.
The university town on September 7 is destined to be an unquiet day.
Maybe it's because school starts today, so Gu Ci and Xu Fangfang got up very early, and the excitement on their faces shows their excitement now.
In ancient times, people studied the books of sages for decades, just to one day be the top student in high school and the title of the gold list. Today's children, who have been studying for 12 years, are going to enter the sacred place of the university and be re-educated in thought, character, and even gender.
Countless students, in order to enter the university classroom and day and night hard work, struggle, persistence, selflessness, and because of this, every year there will be such great deeds as the "college entrance examination hanging water class", for the college entrance examination, for the university, even if you are sick hanging water does not delay learning.
"Stinky boy, get up, the sun is drying your ass." Gu Ci and Xu Fangfang stood beside Liu Bi's bed, and Gu Ci shouted with a wicked smile.
Sure enough, as soon as the voice fell, Shi Yiyi bounced up directly from the bed, his eyes widened, and he shouted in panic, "Get up, don't fight ......"
But the next moment, he saw the situation in front of him clearly, and it was not the old abbot standing in front of him, but two big girls who were like flowers and jade.
"I said Miss, you are completely sincere, and you are using this to scare me." Shi Yi rubbed his sleepy eyes and said helplessly, "Can we still play happily together?" ”
"Hehe, who told you to shout no matter what." Gu Ci pouted, looking very proud.
Since the last time she found out about the lethality of this sentence to Shiyi, she would use it every morning to "scare" Shiyi, and she tried it repeatedly.
"Fangfang, why are you messing around with her, and you don't help me persuade me." Shi Yi saw Xu Fangfang standing aside, and said in a very "resentful" tone.
"I ......" Xu Fangfang wanted to say something when she heard this, but was interrupted by Gu Ci.
"I said how long are you going to play hooligan like this, why don't you change your clothes quickly." Gu Ciyu stretched out a finger and pointed at Shi Yi's lower body, his face slightly hot.
Xu Fangfang's face also became a little red, and she looked away slightly.
Shi Yi followed Gu Ci's fingers and saw his high-spirited "Optimus Prime", and suddenly felt embarrassed, he was taken advantage of by Hongguoguo.
"My eldest lady, you broke into my room without my permission, and peeped at my spring in such a blatant manner, is it really ...... It's ......" Shi Yi tried very hard to express such a bad behavior of the two women in one word, but he found that it seemed too much to use "obscene and indecent", and "despicable and shameless" could not perfectly express his wishes, which was really nerve-wracking.
"Why is it that when I enter your room, you are allowed to enter my bedroom without permission? It's not fair! Shi Yi looked at the two of them as casually as if they were in his bedroom, frowned and immediately filed a lawsuit.
"We're here in strict accordance with the agreement, and it doesn't stipulate that we must get your permission to enter your room." Gu Ci said with a frank face.
"I'll go, it's too bad." In this regard, Shi Yi has nothing to say.