As the Internet hyped up the Lady Paradise project, the news media also began to intervene, and all kinds of media from all over the country flocked to the city government, blocking the office of the deputy mayor in charge of urban construction.

The famous army was miserable, and the media people were like a piece of plaster, clinging to him tightly, so that he couldn't go to work normally, couldn't rest normally, and even ate and drank Lazar was very inconvenient, and the famous army was helpless, so he had to sigh and squat in the bathroom and complain:

"Grandma's bear, these paparazzi are so hateful, buzzing like green-headed flies all day long."

As soon as the famous military words fell, a pink baby face popped out in front of him, smiled at him coquettishly, and said coquettishly: "Mayor Wen, you can't generalize, why can't you include me in the green-headed fly." ”

The famous army was so frightened that he hurriedly put up his pants, and at this moment, his good versatility was weakened by at least half.

The famous army was almost sick, and even when he was sleeping, he shook off the bed over and over again, for fear that there would be a paparazzi wrapped somewhere.

Over time, the eyes that tortured the dashing and dignified deputy mayor of the famous army were also red, his face was swollen, his teeth hurt, his beard was long, and his hair was messy.

"I don't care what method you use, within 24 hours, send all the media people away, remember three things, you can't deviate from the principles of the municipal party committee and government, you can't hurt enterprises, you can't anger the people."

The famous army talked about his specific views on the facts.

The director of the urban construction bureau felt that this matter was not easy to handle, and it was more difficult than a man giving birth to a child, so he pushed the burden to the deputy director, the deputy director to the office director, and the office director to the head of the propaganda section, pushed back and forth, and finally pushed it to Yao Changju, the most deputy section chief of the propaganda department.

Yao Chang was instigated, and when he saw that the media people were so frightened that they wanted to pee their pants, but they were a broken mouth, in order to give himself courage, he drank most of the bottle of spirits and shook his arms to meet with media reporters.

The reporter asked: "Is the increase in the housing price of the Lady Paradise the result of deceptive propaganda, and what is the attitude of the government agency towards this matter?" ”

Yao Changju replied with a chewing word: "Now is the era of market economy, and the prices of all commodities are determined by the needs of the market. ”

These words are obviously official articles, Yao Changju speaks them very fluently, without any timidity and stumbling, Yao Changju suddenly feels that he is a character, and he is not as unbearable and cowardly as he imagined, and as soon as he is proud, he begins to break his mouth.

"I personally think that what kind of price people set is the business of other developers, if it is too expensive, you don't buy it, what goods are expensive for buyers, no one buys them, what is the use of him setting the price higher? When the time comes, he will naturally lower the price. ”

Yao Changju looked at the reporters triumphantly, feeling that his analysis of the market economy was simple and easy to understand, and his speech was even more out of tune.

"Then again, you have to understand other developers, who raises a girl and doesn't want her to find a good mother-in-law? Whether you can marry a daughter-in-law is your own problem, some people have red flags at home, colorful flags fluttering outside, and a large group chasing behind their buttocks, who do you blame for beating singles? can only say that you have no ability, and you can't blame the society for your back. ”

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Yao Changju Luo Li said a lot, the more he talked, the more he didn't get out of tune, the more he talked about it, and the more he said it, the director of the urban construction bureau who was standing in the office and secretly observing the situation jumped to his feet anxiously, and ordered his subordinates: "Go to a few people with big shoulders and round waists, and quickly drag the one who is out of tune back for me." ”

Several people hula together, some holding hands, some lifting their feet, some pulling their hair, Yao Changju fell down and refused to leave, muttering and shouting: "What are you anxious about, I haven't finished talking yet." ”

Until his colleagues lifted Yao Changju above his head, he was still struggling to greet the reporters: "Sao Rui - Sao Rui - "

When he got home, Yao Changju was still dizzy, one was the effect of alcohol, the other was anesthesia in the excitement, and he was not even afraid of his wife, he sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs and ordered his wife: "Go, give Lao Tzu a bowl of noodles." ”

The wife, who had always been served by Yao Changju, didn't make a mistake, and obediently went to cook, not only cooked noodles, but also nested two eggs in the bowl, happily handed them to Yao Changju, and said with admiration:

"I didn't expect that with your turtle appearance, you can show a small face on the Internet!"

Yao Changju was even more dizzy, and used the rice bowl as a wine glass: "Come, let's touch one, believe it or not, from now on, your husband will be a celebrity." ”

My wife looked at Yao Changju with the eyes of a big star, but she didn't wow.

Yao Changju has really become a celebrity, and various online media are promoting his answering reporters' questions, and then extended to his leadership, from the director of the urban construction bureau to the mayor, everyone said that the reason why government agencies have such remarks is definitely due to the collusion of officials and businessmen.

As a result, some people have disclosed all kinds of examples of collusion between officials and businessmen on the Internet, such and such a director is a shareholder of such and such a real estate company, and such and such mayor is the behind-the-scenes boss of such and such a real estate company.

Not only are there abstract rumors, but there is also a lot of relevant evidence that has been disclosed on the Internet.

The famous military was crazy, and he called the director of the urban construction bureau to his office to reprimand him, and he almost didn't slap his ancestors.

"You say you waste snacks, what's the use of the state feeding you? It's better to feed a dog, when it comes to the critical time, you should be a shrinking turtle, when the shrinking turtle is forgotten, always find a dog to come out and call two good sounds, you say you are looking for that goods, what kind of guy is a hammer! ”

The famous army was simply confused, and the master of Chinese who was serious and eight classics couldn't find a proper word to describe Yao Changju.

The director of the urban construction bureau always drooped his head, and Ren Mingjun roared wildly.

Tired of scolding, Mingjun pointed to the nose of the director of the urban construction bureau and asked: "Tell me, how can the city government come forward to close this scene?" ”

The director of the urban construction bureau said with a bitter face: "Otherwise, let Yao Changju come out again to clarify to the media, just say that he was drunk that day and talk nonsense." ”

"Are you angry with me?" The famous army couldn't cry or laugh, "Do you think netizens are stupid? Let Yao Changju come out again, aren't you afraid that he will sell your ancestor too? ”

"Otherwise, simply remove Yao Changju's deputy section chief."

"If you just pull him out and kill him, I'm afraid it will be difficult to calm the anger of netizens." Mingjun waved his hand weakly at the director of the urban construction bureau, "Forget it, you can stay where you are cool, I really don't bother to talk to you again." ”

Back at the Urban Renewal Bureau, the director of the Urban Construction Bureau immediately dismissed Yao Changju from his post.

Yao Changju thought he was going to be promoted, so he licked his face and approached the director and asked, "Director, which office will I live in in the future?" ”

The director squinted his eyes, unwilling to pay attention to him, Yao Changju asked a few more questions one after another, and the director pointed to the gate with his finger half-dead.

"Director, you are really joking, the gate is full of miscellaneous work, how can I work with them as a dignified state civil servant?"

"Which office do you think is more in line with your current status?" The director finally opened his eyes and spoke.

Yao Changju leaned in with the director again, and his face was almost on the director's face: "Director, my contribution this time is not small, but I am still self-aware, and I don't dare to think about it yet, but at least there should be a place for me in the section chief's office." ”

The director couldn't help it, kicked Yao Changju's buttocks, and scolded loudly: "It's windy to eat fried noodles, why don't you open your fan, if I were you, I would have planted myself in the Beiguan River a long time ago." ”

Yao Changju didn't dare to say anything more.

Later, he learned from his colleagues that instead of making meritorious contributions, he had caused a big disaster.

Yao Changju was small-minded, and he voted for the Beiguan River that night.