Chapter 292: The Man Who Can't Shoot
Lin Xu's surprise naturally made sense.
After learning that Xin'er was a little junior sister, he saw that Xin'er had been connected to him like this, so he gave him an order, that is, no matter what Xin'er did, he couldn't make a move on Xin'er, he was still a minor, and now he didn't know a lot of things, if he dared to do anything to her, he would definitely make him impotent for the rest of his life.
Regarding this statement, Zixia also raised her hands in agreement.
Seeing that the two of them were on the same front, Lin Xu was still a little afraid.
Especially now that they can easily kill Lin Xu, saying that if they want to make him impotent, that is an easy thing. Although Lin Xu doesn't know how to mess around, he doesn't like the way his little brother hangs his head every day.
Now that Xin'er is feeding him like this, she obviously knows the death taboo that Ye Qianqian gave to Lin Xu.
"I'm going to say, who told you to bully me." Xin'er secretly laughed and felt very relieved, but her mouth kept deflated, pretending to be angry.
"Okay, okay, as long as you don't slander me in front of Sissi, then I will promise you whatever you want." Lin Xu said.
"That's what you said." Xin'er immediately blossomed.
Lin Xu snorted secretly in his heart, this little girl, it seems that she came to him because of something, it seems that even if she didn't have the scene that hurt her just now, she would find other interfaces to threaten him.
"Well, I said, what do you want?" Lin Xu said as he began to eat again.
"I don't think about it, I haven't figured it out yet. Hey, your braised pork is delicious. Xin'er said, and directly reached over and took a piece.
"The little girl's family, you are looking for a pair of chopsticks. Don't touch me later. Lin Xu said.
Xin'er snorted and was about to put the meat in her mouth. Lin Xu tightened his chrysanthemum, and knocked the meat in Xin'er's hand on the table with a chopstick.
"Brother Lin Xu, I'm really angry now. Look, it's red again. Xin'er pointed to the traces of chopsticks on the back of her hand and said.
"Don't eat it!" Lin Xu said these three words quite painfully, and his brows were tightly wrinkled.
"What's wrong? Acting? It's like, don't tell me you're getting food poisoning. Although Xin'er said this, she instantly became nervous, and hurriedly went over to help Lin Xu.
Lin Xu covered his stomach, asked Xin'er to wait here, and warned her not to eat the contents of the plate, so he hurried to the toilet.
Xin'er watched him run unusually ugly, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh. After sitting down, he looked at the delicious braised pork and muttered, "Is there something wrong with the meat?" There's no reason for that. How could something so good-looking go wrong. It must be that Brother Lin Xu ate the wrong thing himself. Otherwise, the other students would not have a problem. ”
Xin'er muttered and looked at the other classmates, there are many people eating braised pork, everyone is fine, and she was tempted like this, and her saliva flowed.
Just reached out to take it, but saw someone looking at her. She grinned at the people, hurriedly ran to get a pair of chopsticks, then picked up a piece of meat, glared at the classmate who was looking at her, and put the meat in her mouth very dementedly.
"It's not as delicious as my mother's cooking." Xin'er said while eating, and put a small piece in her mouth.
I ate two pieces in a row, and it was delicious, but it still felt too greasy, so I hurriedly sandwiched some green vegetables to eat.
"Brother Lin Xu is quite good at matching food. It's a waste not to learn to cook. Xin'er said with a smile.
Invisibly, she ate a lot of small half dishes. At this moment, Lin Xu walked in holding his stomach, and saw Xin'er eating happily, and couldn't help but say, "I told you not to eat, you"
"Stingy, I've eaten it, and it's okay. It's you who asked" Xin'er didn't say an inscription, and suddenly her stomach gurgled, followed by a burst of overturning, as if all the things inside were about to squirt out.
She jumped so tightly in an instant that she almost couldn't hold it back.
"If you don't listen, you'll be tricked." Lin Xu didn't feel gloating, but Xin'er was also tricked now, which was really unpleasant.
He already understood why the smile was going to give up and then went away to get the food plate. It's not the dishes that are wrong, it's the plates.
Unexpectedly, Lu Shaoxi's guy actually thought of poisoning him in the cafeteria. However, even if he was a little moral, he just dealt with Lin Xu alone, and did not let other classmates be implicated.
It's just that she took pity on Xin'er, in order to eat two pieces of braised pork, she innocently lay down the gun.
Xin'er cried and couldn't cry, and quickly ran towards the toilet. Seeing her messy steps, Lin Xu wanted to laugh but couldn't.
"It's good that you didn't come in a skirt, otherwise you would have felt better. I threw my panties in the toilet. Lin Xu sighed bitterly. It turned out that he had just run to the toilet, and he still didn't hold back after all.
Looking at the plate, Lin Xu felt that something was wrong with his stomach again. "Coming back?" He screamed and started running again.
Lu Shaoxi, who was hiding in a corner, frowned. "Why is Professor Guan's daughter here? She just ate, why don't you stop her? ”
A group of young followers lowered their heads, and one of them said, "Xin'er, this kid has always had a very special relationship. Lin Xuhe came in, and he also had something to do with Professor Guan. We didn't expect her to eat the contents of Lin Xu's plate. Aren't ordinary women very particular, and even the same bottle of water as boys, how can they eat other people's leftovers. ”
"Forget it. Count her unlucky. Lu Shaoxi said impatiently. Then the corners of his mouth grinned, revealing a smug smile, and said quietly: "Boy, you can stay in the toilet honestly for two days, and I'll let you taste the days when you don't dare to fart." ”
Lin Xu was squatting in the toilet, solving problems and feeling comfortable, when suddenly the phone rang, it was Xin'er calling. He laughed for a while before answering the phone.
"Brother Lin Xu, go buy me a pair of underwear, and I didn't bring any paper." Xin'er said.
Lin Xu laughed, it seemed that she couldn't hold back. "Don't eat it, you don't listen to me, it's okay now. Wait, I'm in the toilet too. ”
"In short, you're wrong. Hurry up, go buy me something. Xin'er said quickly.
"I'm a big boy, how can I get into your women's bathroom. Also, I went to buy girls' underwear, is it too much? Lin Xu said.
"Are you a pig, won't you find a female classmate?" Xin'er scolded loudly.
After scolding, she sighed again. Lin Xu couldn't help but fantasize about her squatting in the toilet, although this was too vulgar and disgusting, but there was no way, who let Xin'er talk to him when she went to the toilet.
Xin'er urged for a while, and Lin Xu stood up forcibly. But before it opened, his stomach reacted again, and he could only squat down again.
"Mahler's next door, isn't the effect of this medicine too violent, and it doesn't pay for the death of a person? Looks like I'm going to have to fight back, I can't always be fixed by you. Lin Xu muttered.
After another pause, he reluctantly left the toilet. Although the stomach is still in a rumbling, I have no choice but to help Xin'er first.
When he went outside, he saw a lot of female classmates, but he didn't know any of them, so he couldn't just catch one and say, "Beauty, go buy me a pair of girls' underwear." It doesn't make sense not to be considered a pervert.
After looking for a long time, he couldn't hold back anymore. At this moment, a lonely figure walked over, it was really Su Xiaoxiao.
As if he had found a life-saving straw, he hurried towards her. But when Su Xiaoxiao saw Lin Xu coming, she was stunned for a moment, and then walked to the side, pretending not to see him.
"This chick, what are you hiding from me?" Lin Xu muttered in his heart, pressed his stomach, and walked up quickly.
"Su Xiaoxiao, do me a favor." Lin Xu didn't say any nonsense, and said straightforwardly.
"Lin Xu, it's you. What do you want me to help with? She still blushed as soon as she opened her mouth, and she didn't dare to make eye contact with Lin Xu.
"Go buy me a pair of underwear for a girl, and I'm buying wrapping paper." Lin Xu gave her money as he spoke.
Su Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she hurriedly took two steps back and looked at Lin Xu in surprise. Although she didn't ask, Lin Xu could completely guess what she was thinking at the moment.
If it were me, I would think crookedly when I was asked to help buy underwear.
"Don't get me wrong. That's right, I have a friend who has diarrhea and is now in the women's bathroom. After you bought it for me, send it to her, thank you! Lin Xu said.
"Really?" Su Xiaoxiao asked.
"Of course, I'm not kidding you. Hurry up. Lin Xu couldn't control it, so he directly stuffed the phone to her and asked her to buy it after Lin Xu Xin'er. didn't wait for Su Xiaoxiao's expression, he turned around and ran away, holding it back any longer, it is estimated that the trousers will have to be thrown in the toilet, and when the time comes, he can't let Xin'er buy a set and send it away.
Su Xiaoxiao took the money and mobile phone that Lin Xusai gave her, and was stunned for a while, then she came back to her senses and hurriedly ran towards the supermarket where she bought girls' supplies.
Unexpectedly, she didn't take a few steps just now, but she was stopped by several girls, and it was Li Sisi and his gang who stopped her.
Su Xiaoxiao glanced at them and wanted to step over, but was pulled back by Li Sisi and said, "You also said that you are not selling." Now that you've received the money again, are you planning to open a house tonight? You're a college student with a real future, and I'll buy you for a hundred dollars, what's the difference between you and a person standing on the street? No, it's not as good as standing on the street, and people spend at least three hundred overnight, and you are one hundred? I see that your conditions are not bad, or I will introduce you to it, you can take 3,000 in a night with a package, how about it. ”
"You, you don't insult people." Su Xiaoxiao was trembling with anger, wanting to scold loudly but didn't dare.
"Insulting you? Do you need me to insult you like this? This phone is good, can you afford it? There's a video of you when you're in love.,I'd like to see what you're like when you're not wearing clothes.。 Li Sisi said, wanting to snatch the mobile phone from Su Xiaoxiao's hand.
Su Xiaoxiao had just dodged, but he was caught behind him, and there was nowhere to go.
Just when she was about to cry, a woman's voice rang out.
"Why should a woman be troubled by a woman? Isn't it too much for a group of people like you to bully one person? ”
Everyone looked back, but it was Ah Mei who spoke.
A school bully at the same level as Li Sisi.
"I thought who dared to talk to me like this, so it was. You play with your man, I play with my woman, we have always been well water and not river water, what do you mean now? Li Sisi asked coldly.
"I don't mean anything, I just can't stand it. Let her go, if you want to bully a girl, I'll play with you. Ah Mei said with a sneer.
Li Sisi gritted her teeth, looked at the two men following her, and said, "Okay, I'll give you face this time." But if you do this next time, then you don't have self-respect. After that, she snorted and glared at Su Xiaoxiao, and said, "Don't think that's it." I'll make you feel good in the future. ”