Chapter 144: Spring is Coming
Since returning to Shuangxiong Village to sweep the tomb, Su Qiqi began her plan to do bamboo shoots, but this small body only followed Ji Wenchen up the mountain for one day, and he was so tired that he fell asleep that night!
The next day, Ji Wenchen saw that his junior brother really couldn't bear to go up the mountain, so he left her at home. Su Qiqi peeled the bamboo shoots of the first day in the morning and removed all the old pockets, leaving only the tender bamboo shoots above the middle section.
I have been cooking bamboo shoots in the afternoon, and the last nest is about the same, Su Qiqi covered the pot and prepared to let the bamboo shoots stuff again, when Ji Wenhua came like a gust of wind: "Brother Qiqi, Brother Qiqi, where are you?" β
Hearing that he was in a hurry, Su Qiqi put down the lid in his hand and ran out: "Brother Hua, what's wrong?" β
Eight-year-old Ji Wenhua seemed to have run a few kilometers and panted as if he was running: "Seventy-seven... Brother, your big black is bullying Zhang's crazy daughter-in-law! You go, for a while, and the madman is going crazy in a moment! β
As soon as Su Qiqi heard that Da Hei was bullying people, he immediately pulled Ji Wenhua and ran: "Brother Hua, where is Da Hei?" Take me with you! β
Ji Wenhua gasped and said, "It's under the river ridge in front of the door of Madman Zhang's house!" β
When the two of them panted and ran to the embankment in front of the door of the door of the madman Zhang, they saw the madman Zhang lying on the embankment and crying under the embankment: "Death is black, I will kill you!" You dare to bully my daughter-in-law! I'm going to fight with you! β
Crying and paddling his hands wildly, a large number of men and women by the river were eating and laughing on the side, and Zhang Maniac *δΈ*ζ¬*read*ε°* said ybdu cried violently: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, you come back!" Come back soon! Don't play with Da Hei, you come back, you're my daughter-in-law, you have to play with me! β
What kind of mess is this? Where did the madman Zhang get his daughter-in-law? Su Qiqi, who finally took a breath, suddenly remembered: This madman has never married a daughter-in-law at all, how could Da Hei bully his daughter-in-law?
When everyone saw Su Qiqi coming, they immediately got out of the way and said, "Little brother, call your family back, if you want to go down again, I'm afraid that Madman Zhang will take a knife!" β
Su Qiqi hurriedly said, "I'll try it!" β
When she got closer, she was stunned!
Under the river embankment, by the water and grass, her family's big black is in love with a white in passionate love...
Su Qiqi, who was woken up by Ji Wenhua, had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, the two dogs loved love, and so many people were coaxing Mao here? also made her really mistakenly think that her sunspot went crazy, and it turned out that her sunspot was complaining!
It turns out that spring is coming!
Su Qiqi saw that Zhang Madman was crying and shouting, so he had to shout loudly: "Heizi, go home!" β
Heizi heard Su Qiqi's voice, and immediately raised his head to look at her, and then waved his tail leisurely, looking complacent!
This time, the madman cried even more: "You are still proud!" You dare to be proud! I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you! As he spoke, he picked up the stones on the ground and threw them down the river!
But the riverbank and the riverbank are at least two or three feet high, and the madman Zhang is crying again, where can he throw those two dogs? Even if it is thrown down, such a high fall is as light as a feather for two dogs who love each other!
The person next to him saw Su Qiqi helplessly asked the sunspot again: "Little brother, where is your senior brother?" I'm afraid this sunspot needs him to be able to call him away, right? β
Su Qiqi said helplessly: "I'm sorry, my senior brother went up to work in the mountain!" I'm not at home right now. Dead sunspots, you don't listen to me, do you? I'm going to skin you until you don't come back!" β
- Stupid guy, stupid thing, you don't know how to hide? I understand that you have physiological needs, but don't bully other people's "daughters-in-law" in front of other people's "fathers-in-law"! You think you're the boss of the underworld? Are you putting on a face or are you looking for death?
The angry Su Qiqi found a stick and slapped the riverbank fiercely: "Heizi, I told you to go back, did you hear it?" Go, go, go! β
But people ignored her and barked at her completely! So angry that Su Qiqi gritted his teeth!
Just when Su Qiqi had nothing to do, he suddenly shouted softly: "Heizi! β
I saw that Heizi's body shook suddenly, and then according to Ji Wenchen's gestures, he immediately took his little lover and hid in the bushes under the river.
The two dogs were gone, and this time the madman cried even more: "Daughter-in-law, don't go, daughter-in-law, come back!" I don't blame you, it's all sunspots who have made you stronger. It's a bad dog, you come back, come back! β
Hearing Zhang Mad's words, Ji Wenchen really couldn't cry or laugh. He reluctantly approached Madman Zhang and shouted: "Brother Zhang, don't cry, what do you see in the little brother's hand?" β
Madman Zhang cried a little quieter: "What is in your hand?" Could it be my daughter-in-law? β
Ji Wenchen stretched out the oiled paper bag in his hand and said, "You can try it, this is a delicious dish made by my junior brother, it is sour, spicy and oily, and it tastes very good!" β
Madman Zhang's cry was even smaller: "It's really delicious? But what if it doesn't taste good? β
Ji Wenchen took out another hare and said, "There is something more delicious here, this hare I just caught today." I've packed it up, and I'll let my aunt burn it for you to eat, this is very fragrant, and I gave it to you last time. β
Immediately, Zhang Madman stopped crying, his eyes widened and asked, "This is all for me?" You won't take it back? I just scolded your sunspot. β
Ji Wenchen immediately said: "It's all for you." I won't take it back, you scolded it well if the sunspot was disobedient, and when it came home, I would definitely beat it hard for a while to relieve your anger! β
When Madman Zhang heard this, he immediately reached out and grabbed the things in Ji Wenchen's hand and said, "I want to eat, I want to eat!" Brother Chen, you scold the sunspot! β
Ji Wenchen immediately agreed: "Okay, I'm going to beat Da Hei, Brother Zhang will go back first, and I'll cook rabbit meat for a while!" β
Madman Zhang didn't seem to be so crazy, and immediately ran back with his things and shouted as he ran: "Mother, there is something delicious!" There are delicious foods! β
Everyone smiled and said, "Brother Chen still has a way!" β
When Yuzhi saw Ji Wenchen coming, his heart was already flooded with peach blossoms. Especially when Ji Wenchen dealt with this crazy man's matter beautifully, she stood by her side and watched stupidly. While everyone else was gone, she said softly, "Brother Chen, will you come to my house and do me a favor later?" β
Ji Wenchen was afraid that Su Qiqi would immediately refuse when he heard it: "I'm sorry, I'm not available!" β
Yuzhi thought that he was really not available, so he floated past him and said, "Then I will wait for you in the back room, you send your junior brother back to find an excuse to come early!" After speaking, the person has walked out of the way.
Suddenly, Ji Wenchen became disgusted with Yuzhi, this woman obviously has a husband, why is she so unruly? How do you seduce men again and again? Thinking of the last time, Ji Wenchen suddenly felt a little disgusted. Thinking in her heart, she can't wait, anyway, she will never be involved with her in the future!
Su Qiqi was talking to Ji Wenhua and didn't pay attention to the interaction between Ji Wenchen and Yuzhi at all, and when she turned around to look at Ji Wenchen, Yuzhi had already walked away. Therefore, she didn't hear what Yuzhi and Ji Wenchen said.
On the way home, Su Qiqi asked Ji Wenchen puzzled: "Senior brother, does this matter often happen to Heizi?" β
Ji Wenchen said helplessly: "Heizi is an adult male dog, how can you not find a female dog?" Besides, this dog is not a human being, so there is no way to educate it. Between this male dog and female dog, who can stop it! β
Su Qiqi quipped: "Senior brother, isn't spring coming, our sunspot is in heat!" β
Ji Wenchen slapped her: "The child's family, what nonsense!" What estrus is not estrus, how ugly! β
Su Qiqi ran forward a few steps before turning around and saying, "It can't be that the senior brother is also in estrus, right?" Otherwise, how can you sympathize with Kuroko? Hahaha..."
Yuzhi watched the two brothers fight back from a distance, she was very envious of Ji Wenchen's junior brother, who had a senior brother who loved him so much. It's like her dead man, who can't see her face a few times a year, let alone care!
After closing the courtyard gate and packing up the things to dry, and closing the gate again, Yuzhi took two clothes and pretended to go down the embankment from the back door.
At this time, the river water in the mountains is still very cool, twist the cotton towel from the face to the neck, and then wipe the whole body, this terrain is very hidden, the opposite bank is the mountain, people walk on the road, and they can't see the situation under the river at all.
Yuzhi sat on the big stone under the tree, waiting left and right and not seeing Ji Wenchen coming, she was very unhappy, and always turned sideways to look at the path by the river.
Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps, Yuzhi became excited, and immediately tried to wipe her chest with a cotton towel, and then a tall figure approached her: "What is Yuzhi's sister-in-law doing here?" β
Yuzhi saw that it was Wu Gang, an ugly man in the village, and immediately said: "I didn't do anything, I was tired of washing clothes just now, and I sat here." β
Wu Gang squatted down and held a handful of water on his face: "Ah, this water is really cold, sister-in-law, don't you think?" β
If you want to go up, you have to pass by Wu Gang, and the tower-like body squats there, if you want to think about it, you have to step over his back.
Wu Gang has been squatting here to wash his face and hands, then took off his shirt and pants and began to scrub, Yuzhi said unhappily: "Brother Wu Gang, what are you doing?" Isn't it too shameless to strip and pants in front of a woman? You let Jean, I'm going home! β
Wu Gang said with a grin: "Sister-in-law Yuzhi, I haven't stripped naked, a big man's stinky sweat will stink if you don't wash it!" Wait a minute, I'll let you go when I'm done! β
Yuzhi glared angrily: "Wu Gang, what do you want to do?" Get out of the way, or I'll call someone! β
Wu Gang continued to laugh: "Sister-in-law Yuzhi, don't be so nervous, what am I going to do?" I didn't think to do anything! But I know what you're going to do, you're waiting for Ji Wenchen here, right? I'll tell you, I can hear you very clearly! β
This ugly man dared to eavesdrop on his conversation with Brother Chen? Yuzhi scolded angrily: "You fart!" You gibberish! If you talk nonsense, I'm not done with you! β
Wu Gang was not afraid, but looked at Yuzhi and asked, "Is it really my nonsense?" You can tell you clearly! β