Chapter 31: The Little Secret of the Emperor's Poetry

"Ernie Sauce !!"

"Miss Killer !!"

Just as May put down Lufa and Qiluo Ai, and was about to enjoy breakfast, there was a sudden scream of Xue Xue and Xiaoling from outside the restaurant, and then, she saw two little Loli crying and running in, one by one into her arms, hugging her tightly, pitifully seeking protection.

"Huh? What's going on? May was confused, and looked blankly at the two little girls desperately drilling into her arms, so she had to hug them first and then comfort them softly.

"Yes, there's a strange guy running in......" Maybe it was in the arms of my brother, cough, and sister that I found a sense of security, and Mao Xue finally raised some courage, and said timidly with red eyes.

"Strange guy......?"

"It's, it's actually Miss Dishishi." Xiao Ling also looked pitiful, and looked frightened: "But she suddenly became so strange, she secretly pried open the door of the room, and still wanted to ......"

The little girl's face suddenly turned crimson, and she buried it directly in May's chest: "I still want to take off our clothes......"

“…… What? There was silence for a long time, and May made a voice of disbelief.

"Did you really reveal your true nature?" Chiyo Mai covered her face, as if she couldn't bear to look at it anymore: "I knew that Shishi guy couldn't endure it for long......"

"Woo, that demon must be a subordinate sent by the Hell Serpent Demon of the 1009th Layer of the Abyss to take away the Gate of Truth! Ernie sauce, my family, I will give you the noble power of darkness, go and banish that guy from the demon realm! ”

"Even if you say that......" May scratched her cheek.

"Goo, hey, hey, hey......" At this moment, a burst of obscene/trivial laughter penetrated into the restaurant, and immediately, May felt the two little Loli in her arms stiffen suddenly.

"Ahh......h

"Miss Killer Save Me......"

What did you do, why did you scare these two little girls like this?

Soon, the green snake with emerald green hair Lori Di Shishi floated into the restaurant, her steps were vain, her face was flushed, revealing a disgusting smile like an idiot/man, there was a trace of suspicious liquid at the corner of her mouth, and her hands were constantly opening and closing on her chest to make grasping movements, which seemed extraordinarily inferior/flowing.

"Hey, hey, hey, even if you call for help, it won't be useful, suck and suck, hurry up and get from me~ I'm here with the cuties!! Aha......"

While saying lines full of black lines, Di Shishi ignored Qiluo Ai and Lufa on the ground and pounced, no, it was not so much that she ignored Qiluo Ai and Lufa, but directly ignored everyone in the restaurant except for Mao Xue and Xiaoling.

May had a black line, looking at Di Shishi who was drooling and rushing up, he directly stretched out a hand and pressed it on her face, taking advantage of the length of his arm to firmly control her outside the safe area.

However, even so, it didn't wake up Di Shishi, and the girl squeaked and screamed, while constantly trying to get close to Mao Xue and Xiao Ling's two Lori.

May was full of black lines, and then couldn't help but look at Chiyo Dance on the side: "By the way, what's going on with this girl?" ”

"Hmm......" Chiyo Mai frowned, it seemed a little difficult to describe, but she still explained intermittently, "How do you say it...... Dishishi, uh, she has a strange problem, that is, she has no resistance to cute, smaller girls than herself. ”

“…… What does it mean. May said she didn't understand.

"It means that this girl is actually a lily loliticon." Lufa, who was lying on the ground, suddenly raised his head and said to May.

"It's none of your business, and then you're going to die." May rolled her eyes, looked at the strange sound of the idiot/Han with a headache, and complained: "But she is also a loli herself, right?" Also, she's been with Charlotte all the time, and I haven't noticed anything she did to Charlotte...... In the end, how can she come to her senses? ”

"Do you use the unit of measurement to calculate Lori? She is only interested in girls who are younger than herself, as for why she is not like Xia Lulu...... That's because Xia Lulu is the way to bring her back to her senses. Chiyo Mai amusedly glanced at Teshi Shishi, who was holding her head against May's outstretched arm, and said that she didn't have to worry.

"Huh?" May was stunned, only to find that Charlotte, who was still cute (in fact, expressionless) and fighting against the breakfast and chopsticks on her plate just now, didn't know when she came behind Di Shishi, her expression was blank, and after a slight pause, she suddenly stretched out her left hand, grabbed Di Shishi's back collar, and dragged her to the ground with a force, and then dragged her to the ground without saying a word.

It is worth mentioning that there is an extra shiny metal object in her right hand, and May looks at it closely...... is a wrench.

A silvery-white metal wrench with delicate workmanship and heavy weight.

Wait, is Xia Lulu planning to take this......

Immediately outside the restaurant, there was the wailing and crying of Di Shishi: "No, don't! Spare me, I really don't dare next time, I'm serious, woo woo ......"

May looked at Chiyo Mai sweating profusely, and the girl just shrugged her shoulders easily: "Don't worry, Xia Lulu has a measured hand......"

In the middle of speaking, the cry outside the door suddenly stopped.

“…… Right? Chiyo Dance also had a big bead of sweat on her head, and then she saw Charlotte passing by the door of the restaurant with an expressionless face carrying the dead snake-like Di Shishi, and after a while, she heard the sound of the door being opened, and soon, the little girl walked back as if nothing happened, but she couldn't see the figure of Di Shishi anymore.

“……”

“……”

Is this already disposed of?

May looked at Charlotte who was eating breakfast casually, and couldn't help but swallow her saliva, she probably wouldn't dare to ** this Lori in the future, otherwise she might really not know when it will be disposed of like now!

"Woo......" Kira Ai finally woke up from the effect of the brain-dead nemesis, and knelt on the ground in a daze and scratched her head: "What's the matter?" How could I suddenly fall asleep......"

"It's a delusion!" May replied very quickly, then looked at Lufa who was lying next to him, and pouted: "Hey, Lufa, don't lie on the ground and play treasure, hurry up." ”

"Ahaha...... the man opened his eyes casually and got up from the ground with a haha: "You found out." ”

You've just spoken! Anyway, who can't find out about this!

May's face darkened, and with a gesture of chopsticks, he issued an eviction order: "If it's okay, you can go." ”

"No, no, no, if you want to talk about things, I really have one thing...... In addition to coming to deliver medicine, I was actually invited by Lord Toya. ”

He stretched his waist, and his original lazy temperament was swept away, obviously it was just a change in temperament, but the whole person immediately looked tall and straight, his eyes looked at May like a falcon, and he showed a meaningful smile: "Lord Touye, I hope I can stay here for a while, and teach you some swordsmanship." ”