Chapter 50: Think of something urgent
Ma Han yelled at the people who were pointing at him not far away: "Fuck, Lao Tzu must cause trouble today, and he can't fucking do it if he doesn't make trouble." ”
Ma Han's voice was loud enough to echo in the streets in the middle of the night, not to mention those who were near, even passers-by in the distance, who would avoid it far away when they heard it.
"Fuck, Lao Tzu must cause a big deal today, it's just a fucking thing if you don't make a big deal." Ma Han's blood was completely surging out, and he felt that he was really a character at this moment.
The arrogant and ambiguous flickering of the neon lights at the door of the nightclub just catered to Ma Han's mentality at this time, he straightened up a little weak chest, and walked into the nightclub like an uncle.
"If you have any gasps, get out of the."
Ma Han's voice was loud enough, but it was almost negligible in the sound of the resounding metal music in the sky, and people could only guess from his exaggerated expressions and movements: the fault is coming.
Xiaojian hid behind the screen, whenever someone came to the nightclub to find fault, Xiaojian always jumped faster than a rabbit, if it weren't for the Mahan woman's outfit that made Xiaojian interested in hunting, this kid would have disappeared long ago.
"I said, have you two been out in debt lately?" Xiao Jian asked the red and yellow hairs beside him.
"No, I'm sure I don't." Redfur said.
Huang Mao also shook his head.
"None? How can no one come to the door? Looking at this girl's posture, it is estimated that the matter is not small. ”
The red-haired smiled and said, "I just have to owe a romantic debt and I won't look for her like that, look at what she looks like." ”
Huang Mao called: "Red Mao and Red Mao, do you think this guy is very familiar?" ”
The red hair smiled even more cheaply, and stabbed the yellow hair's chest with his fist and shouted: "I knew that you kid was so good, how about it, get into trouble!" ”
Huang Mao stabbed Red Mao hard in turn, and scolded, "You're so good, I mean, she looks like..."
I don't know if I can't find the right words, or I can't remember where I've seen it, Huang Mao's expression is like a sneeze can't be sneezed, and he is really anxious, so he pinched Red Mao's earlobe vigorously with his fingernails.
The red hair returned and gave the yellow hair a slap, and the two of them were about to fight, when they suddenly shouted to each other: "Xiang Li." ”
As soon as Xiao Jian heard the name Xiang Li, he jumped up all of a sudden, glared and asked, "Where is Xiang Li?" ”
Huang Mao said: "I mean that person is very similar to Xiang Li's boyfriend." ”
Xiaojian took a closer look at Ma Han and said, "Huang Mao, can you rely on some accurate score in the future?" Don't use the wrong words, what's like? That guy is clearly the other one, Xiang Li's boyfriend is now me, that guy, at best, is an ex-boyfriend. ”
Although both Huang Mao and Red Mao thought Xiao Jian's words were ridiculous, they still nodded seriously.
"Big brother, isn't this kid here to find big brother's stubble?" Huang Mao said.
The red hair laughed contemptuously: "Even if he is so shrugged, he dares to find the stubble of the eldest brother?" I'm afraid I'll have to lend him 100,000 guts! ”
Xiaojian walked out from behind the screen with his chest protruding, beckoned to the two brothers, and said, "Go, tease that coward." ”
Ma Han was originally cowardly in life, and the heavy metal music in the nightclub was exciting enough, which made Ma Han's guts swell more and more, and he shouted a few times in a thick voice, but there was not even a single one who dared to come out to pick up the stubble, Ma Han instantly felt that he was the first in the world.
At this time, he saw the small sword coming towards him with a bulging chest, Ma Han knew in his heart that something bad was wrong, something bad was a big thing, no wonder no one had picked up his stubble just now, it turned out that there was such a big conspiracy hidden here.
Ma Han's instinctive reaction was to flee quickly.
Look at the main entrance, the red hair is standing there dangling his crotch, and then glance at the side door, the yellow hair is holding a sharp knife and picking his nose there, Ma Han trembled in his heart, his feet slipped, and Gollum rolled towards the little sword like a meat ball.
More than a zhang away from the little sword, Ma Han no longer had the strength or courage to push his meat ball, he simply got up and knelt down with a puff at the little sword, the sound of his head hitting the floor was harsh than the heavy metal music.
Xiao Jian didn't pay attention to him, just glanced at Huang Mao and Red Mao, and the two of them understood, and walked over and grabbed one arm and one leg, and carried Ma Han into a private room like a leper dog.
Throwing Ma Han on the ground, Huang Mao kicked his ass a few times, scolding and yelling: "Even if you are a fucking shitty person, you dare to call my eldest brother if you are not a ghost or a ghost?" ”
Ma Han lay on the ground with his teeth bared, although the kicks hurt a little, but the fear in his heart was reduced a lot, and he began to think about how to deal with these guys.
"I definitely don't dare to argue with Brother Xiaojian, the reason why I shouted so many times when I came in was to attract Brother Xiaojian out." Ma Han finally made a bold excuse for his behavior just now.
Huang Mao kicked him again and shouted at him: "Don't get tired and crooked, a big brother's call, okay?" With your appearance of not being a man or a woman, who the wants to recognize you as a little brother! ”
Ma Han raised his head and said unhurriedly: "This big brother and brother are not recognized for nothing, I have a very precious gift to give to my eldest brother." ”
"What gift?" Xiaojian asked very calmly.
"I want to dedicate my most beloved woman to my eldest brother."
After Ma Han said this, all the people in the private room were dumbfounded, and it took a long time to react, Huang Mao picked Ma Han up and shouted at him viciously: "You dare to take the big brother to make fun of it, Lao Tzu let you get a white knife in and a red knife out." ”
Ma Han was carried by Huang Mao, and his voice was like an old eunuch: "I just have 10,000 guts, and I don't dare to make fun of my eldest brother!" ”
Huang Mao let go of his hand, looked at Ma Han, then patted him on the shoulder again, and asked in surprise, "Have you figured it out?" ”
Ma Han stiffened his neck and shouted: "Figure it out? Do you think I'm a stupid person with two hundred and five, and my daughter-in-law can still fucking figure it out with others? Can you figure it out if it's you? ”
Huang Mao looked at Ma Han in confusion and asked, "Didn't you just say that you want to dedicate your most beloved woman to your eldest brother?" ”
Ma Han said: "It's because I can't figure it out that I dedicated her to my eldest brother, you are my back, running fast to catch up with the wolf, running slow to catch the wolf, as long as it is something I like, there are always a large group of wolf-like guys to grab me." ”
Huang Mao said with a smile: "You can't complain about the society, then look at the way you look, and the girls you wear are embarrassed, who is angry if you are not angry?" ”
Ma Han said to Xiaojian: "Instead of cheapening that group of evil wolves, it is better to fulfill the tiger of Brother Xiaojian." ”
Ma Han's sycophant made Xiao Jian very useful, he smiled and raised his glass to Ma Han, and said: "Brother is so righteous, then I will be disrespectful, in the future, there will be a place for the eldest brother, even if you say it, don't be polite to the eldest brother." ”
"Let the eldest brother say this, if I don't find something to ask the eldest brother to help, I will feel embarrassed."
Ma Han smiled on his face, but he was scolding in his heart: Grandma is a bear, the old women and friends have been let out, do you still need to be polite.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, it may not be a problem at all for the eldest brother, I think, the eldest brother is so powerful, can you think of a quick move to force Hua Qing's fox tail out!"