【079】 Heavenly Judgment Michael's Sword
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For Qianxue and Xia Chi, Nanke was already very satisfied with being able to make them "Mr. Ke" and "Mr. Ke" call herself, but Jade stubbornly kept calling Nanke "Lord France", her deferential and natural attitude made Nanke feel that Jade seemed to be an ancient personal maid.
"That...... I don't know exactly what you mean by 'childlike innocence', but when I play games, I often choose the camp of order-keeping and goodness, and I should still be some distance away from 'evil', right? ”
"If he becomes an evil force, he is not qualified to protect the Doomsday Seal," Qian Xue reminded, "When the time comes, he will let the sin mark spread wildly just by standing here, what face and position will he have to save his parents?" ”
Jade looked at the doomsday seal under the tempered glass of the round table, and nodded thoughtfully.
Speaking of guarding the Doomsday Seal, Nanke remembered that he should get a remnant ring for Chen Tianhao, although he has been cynical for a long time, he has always been a person who remembers his commitment, when "World of Warcraft" was capped at level 60, he promised his priest friend to help him brush the "Eye of Shadows" and stay awake all night.
"But the ancient parchment book that Uncle Sixth picked out is too obscure......" Nanke patted the ancient book on the table, "Even if the Imperial Ring can make me understand the Hebrew text on it, I can't understand how the teleportation spell recorded above works, so how to activate the African Teleportation Stone and go to the ogre...... No, go to the cannibal tribe and come back with a gun and a remnant? ”
Remembering World of Warcraft, which he hadn't played in the last few days, Nanker almost referred to cannibals as ogres that often appear in games.
"Can I take a look?" The nearest Jade asked Nanker for permission, Nanke nodded, so Jade took the parchment book and read it carefully.
Emerald pursed her lips and looked at line after line, but she hadn't been exposed to many magic books in her previous life, and if it was the Ninja Upanishads, she might still be able to understand them.
Nank suddenly noticed that compared to Xia Chi's short shirt and hot pants and Qianxue's thin dress, Jade's ninja obeyed the neck and toe and looked like it was easy to sweat.
"Jade, aren't you hot? In fact, it doesn't matter if you dress coolly when you're not fighting...... Or do you particularly like ninja suits? It's like Xia Chi and Qianxue's clothes will never change? ”
Nanke had never seen Xia Chi and Qianxue take off their clothes and wash them, but most of the time their clothes were kept in a very clean state, and even if they did dirty work, or were damaged or stained with blood in battle, they would basically recover the next day.
Having had an evil emperor like Ishii Yuhao, Jade thought more about it, and she wasn't quite sure if Nanker really thought she was hot, or if she was suggesting that she wear less in the future...... At this time, Qianxue opened her mouth to relieve her.
"Stupid...... No, Mr. Ke, in fact, it's not just the demon gods, among the capable people, it is very common to use spiritual power to regulate body temperature, for example, the clumsy fire concentration of Buddhist Tantra can allow cultivators to be shirtless in winter without feeling cold, and you can do it after training. In addition to being able to self-regulate the temperature, there is a reason why Jade and we always wear the same clothes, and this morning you also asked me if the Emperor's Ring can be used as a 'storage ring', but it was interrupted by Uncle Six, right? ”
"That's right!" Nanke said with high interest, "For example, this parchment book that Emerald is holding in her hand, since her ninja knife can be recalled to the ring with her, then I can recall this book with her back to the ring now?" In this way, don't I also have the 'storage ring' that is often mentioned in Xiuzhen's novels? ”
"It's a big brain, but it's a pity that it's impossible." Qianxue commented, "The reason why we were recalled to the inside of the ring is because we and the ring are one. ”
"But the Ninja Knife isn't part of Jade's body, is it?" Nanke asked.
"That's right," Qianxue continued, "compared to the human world, the demon world and the heavenly world are also part of the spirit world, and the demon gods and angels are both spiritual creatures that are different from humans. In the case of the Ring Spirit, it can be recalled to the inside of the Dharma Emperor's Ring with itself. ”
As Nanke was munching on the terms, Chiyuki added, "This object must be a dead and inanimate thing, and it must not be too large, and for them to be semi-spiritualized, the Ring Spirit must remain in contact with them inseparably for more than seven days...... Now you understand why the Emperor's Ring can't be used as a storage ring, right? ”
"It turns out that it's not just the jade ninja knife, but the clothes on your body are also semi-spiritualized?" Nanke suddenly realized, "That's why no matter what kind of damage you suffered in battle, you all have a way to use Lingwei to mend clothes?" ”
"That's right," Xia Chi interjected with a grin, "and you don't need to wash it, the blood, dust and so on can be cleaned up with magic power, especially for lazy people like me." ”
Nanke sneered: You do heavy lifting work like a gorilla, you are not a lazy person at all, you are just too lazy to do laundry, right?
"If we're not afraid to consume mana, we can get clean without taking a bath." Qianxue decided to completely dispel Nanke's doubts, "This is the difference between a spirit creature and a non-spirit creature ”
Nanke's expression suddenly seemed as if he had been sold.
"In that case, it's not that there is no shower upstairs, why did you spend so much money to build a big bathroom in the basement! Aren't you clean without taking a shower? ”
Chiyuki pouted dissatisfied.
"I used Sister Sima's bank card, and I didn't spend your money! Besides, how can you use magic to clean yourself and be comfortable in the bathtub? And if you waste your magic without moderation, you will one day weep bitterly over your folly! ”
"Hey, wouldn't wasting money without restraint lead to weeping?"
Qian Xue said disdainfully: "Money is only the difference between poor and rich, and magic is a matter of life and death!" Maybe with just a little bit of mana, you'll be able to defeat your enemies! Let me tell you, when facing a battle, there is no demon god who will casually consume mana to do meaningless things, if our semi-spiritual clothes are damaged in battle, we will choose to repair them slowly after the battle, and there will never be a stupid guy who will spend mana to 'battle clothes'! ”
"In addition, because our clothes are a semi-spiritual extension of magic power, and some demon gods will disassemble their clothes in turn in order to pursue extreme efficiency, so as to achieve the effect of slightly increasing magic power, the jargon is called 'instant naked'......"
"That's enough!" Nanke complained, "The ghost in "Street Fighter" will 'kill in an instant', and your demon god will 'kill in an instant'?" In order to defeat the enemy, you don't care about discipline, right? Only shameless male demon gods would use it, right? ”
"Who said that?" Xia Chi was not ashamed, but proudly stretched out his thumb and pointed at himself, "I did that when I fought with the twelve court angels until the battle was deadlocked, although Lingwei didn't improve too much, it scared them so much!" It's a pity that the archangel Michael didn't eat this, he used that set of swordsmanship that fell from the sky, and actually inserted me from the chrysanthemum to the heart and then nailed me to the ground......"
Jade sat next to Xia Chi and only felt a cold tailbone, and Qian Xue stopped Xia Chi with a black line on her face: "Sister, don't say it, you think I rarely mention the Zoroastrian battle in front of people, what is the main reason?" ”
The reason why Xia Chi and Qianxue can tell the various details of this battle is not that they inherited the memories of that life, but that Xia Chi's "return to the first generation" is a major event among the demon gods, and this matter is so famous that many demon gods use it as an after-dinner conversation, and they talk about it with relish, and even some unreliable versions are misreported that Xia Chi was raped by Michael first and then killed.
In the 7th century AD, when Zoroastrianism was about to fall, this type of conversation was common in the taverns of the Demon Realm:
"Did you hear that? What happened to the Fire Demon God is really miserable! Isn't it just trying to go back to the original generation? Actually treated like that! Michael, this pig and dog are not as good as the brute! There are also twelve court angels...... The special ones will only sit in a circle and watch, and the root of your protection is the back 'garden flower'! ”
All in all, after listening to Xia Chi's personal confession, Nanke felt that the "Sword of Heavenly Judgment Michael" in the DoTa game was not sacred at all.
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