[061] Domestic magic martial arts blockbuster
Before entering the bus, Nanke thought that the twelve or three kindergarten children inside had been scared by poisonous snakes, but he went in to take a look......
It's okay not to be scared to pee at all! This group of preschool bear children had a great time!
When the poisonous snake just got into the bus window, the children were indeed surprised, but they soon found that these poisonous snakes only made a threatening posture and did not bite, and the driver Li Weiguo in order to protect everyone, held the steering wheel while creating his own magic dog clone, a total of five blood-red translucent magic dogs shuttled back and forth in the bus, and each mouth held a poisonous snake and threw it out of the window, which opened the children's eyes.
These future flowers and bones of the motherland usually watch cartoons are either "Pleasant Goat" or "Bear Infested", in these two cartoons the snake has no combat effectiveness (the wolf and the bear also have no combat effectiveness), when the bus driver summoned five red dogs and a group of snakes to fight, the children all forgot to be afraid, stared wide eyes and began to watch the excitement, and even a little boy took the wooden stick picked up during the wild tour to poke at the poisonous snake.
These poisonous snakes are an extension of the magic of Jade, and Jade, who defies the laws of the Emperor and tries to control these poisonous snakes without harming the children, feels the boy's poking behavior, and really doesn't know whether to cry or laugh.
The poisonous snakes are colorful, the magic dogs are mighty, and the children seem to think that they are in a fairy tale world, with the aura of the protagonist who can chop King Kong with a knife and axe, and they are all excited, jumping and screaming in the bus.
The trainee female teacher who led the children out on a wild tour had already fainted with fright, and she was lying upright at the bottom of the bus car, looking completely petrified and killed.
"Teacher Caicai is so timid, she fainted when the first snake came in!"
A little girl with braids squatted next to the fainting teacher in order to show her boldness, but she had a good conscience to put her wild backpack under the teacher's head.
"It's a pity that the teacher didn't even see these big red dogs! Do you think she'll believe us when she wakes up? ”
The little boy who stabbed the snake with a wooden stick got tired of playing and then went to hug the neck of the demon dog's clone, but after touching it, he didn't feel a fluffy feeling, but it was like a very dense blood mist.
The demon dog clone was made by Li Weiguo with his own blood, and when Nanke walked in front of him, he was already exhausted and too tired to speak, so he could only use gestures to ask Nanke to hurry up and protect the child.
"Hee-hee, while Teacher Caicai is stunned, let's draw a cat beard on her face!"
At the initiative of a bear child, several children took out colorful watercolor pens, and the female college student kindergarten teacher who volunteered to come to the internship immediately became everyone's canvas.
When Nanke went to clean up the last eight poisonous snakes in the carriage, he glanced at "Teacher Caicai" by the way, and secretly said in his heart: This teacher has a baby face, although his figure is not tall, his chest is really big!
How big is it? It's probably the extent to which Li Lan will hang herself after seeing it......
"The snake has been cleared, Mr. Li, take back the clone!"
Nan Ke respects Li Weiguo as a veteran of the Anti-Japanese War, and although the latter is far inferior to Qianxue and Xia Chi in the genealogy of the Demon God, Nanke still uses honorific titles for Li Weiguo, and forces Qianxue and Xia Chi to do the same.
At this moment, Ishii Yuyu took out the ninja dart and aimed at the fuel leaking from the bus after hitting the telephone pole, and the sparks from the metal ninja dart immediately caused a puddle of fuel on the ground to burn, and soon spread to the shell of the bus.
“…… Please don't! ”
Emerald couldn't stop it, but her sad expression angered Ishii Yuhao, who slapped Emerald in the face with a force that was no less ferocious than throwing a ninja dart, causing Emerald to almost fall, but also bringing a trace of blood to the corner of her mouth.
"I've run out of patience! If you don't kill them, I'll kill them myself!" ”
On the other side, the Ice Demon God Qianxue was the first to notice that the shell of the carriage had been ignited, and although she looked a few years older than the kindergarten children, she was very leader-like.
"It's too late to put out the fire, everyone gets out of the car immediately!"
Just as Nanke and others were evacuating the children to get off the bus, the sound in the bus No. 84 suddenly sounded:
"Ding Dong ~~ Fenglilai praline cake and Fulinmen high-calcium double-layer cookie remind you: the temperature in the car is too high, please hurry up and smash the window to escape ......"
"I'll wipe it, don't say that the previous ad is more time-saving! How much advertising money do you charge on Route 84! ”
Li Weiguo desperately did not immediately take back the demon wolf clone, when the three demon wolves carried the female college student kindergarten teacher to the nearby crop field, the majestic chest of "Teacher Caicai" dangled like a giant jelly, causing Nanke and Chen Tianhao to can't help but look at each other in their busy schedules.
"Obscene ......" the enemy at the moment, Qian Xue didn't care to say more contemptuous words to Nan Ke and Chen Tianhao, from just now she had observed the strange relationship between Ishii Yuhao and Jade, and at this time she actually walked in the direction of the enemy alone.
The black glove that Ishii wears on his right hand is completely black in the eyes of ordinary people, but in the eyes of the capable, the symbol of the Abyss Pupil is clearly depicted on the back of the glove's hand.
"Ninety-ninth generation snake demon god jade, who is your emperor?"
Jade was wiping the blood from the corner of her mouth, and Ishii Yuhao replied in place of her own ring spirit:
"I'm Hiroshi Ishii, an exorcist who used to study under the ninja master Sarunomiya Kigakure, but now I've switched to the Abyssal Pupil, and that cart of children is my sacrifice to Jade...... Are you going against us? ”
Qianxue ignored Ishii Yuhao, and still tried to talk to Jade directly: "Jade, are you going to kill these children?" Can I smell the strong smell of blood sacrifice in you, have you accumulated so much magic in your body, all by killing children? ”
Jade tried to defend herself, but was stopped by Yuki Ishii with a threatening look.
"That's right, my Ring Spirit Jade loves to hear the screams of those little children just as much as I do! Although you are a demon god, you are also a child in appearance, do you also plan to become our sacrifice? ”
On the opposite side, there was a strange man in a gray suit and a big sister dressed as a ninja, and they were still talking about some terrible topics about killing everyone, but the children who escaped from the burning bus were not frightened at all, and some even began to open their backpacks and have a picnic on the spot...... They apparently used everything as the filming site of a domestic magical martial arts blockbuster.
If that weren't the case, how could there be a poisonous snake that was burned to death by the flames and disappeared? How can there be a big red dog that is translucent and can be cuddled? How can there be a Japanese devil who is so fluent in Chinese?
"It is said that the heart is like a snake and scorpion, and it is true! This demon god named Jade is very beautiful, but his mind is so vicious! ”
Chen Tianhao walked to Qianxue's side-by-side, and there were still many traces left by snake teeth on his body, and he had a great opinion of jadeite.
After entrusting Li Weiguo to take care of the kindergarten children as much as possible to prevent them from running around, Nanke walked in front of Qianxue...... He, the Emperor, was not accustomed to letting the Ring Spirit be used as a shield.
The strength of human beings is not comparable to that of the demon god at all, but Nanke's not very smart approach made Qianxue feel a little moved in her heart.
Because I'm a child, do you want to protect me subconsciously? I'm not like the kindergarten kids behind me......
Qianxue calmed down, and reminded the emperor in a low voice behind him:
"Don't unilaterally believe Ishii Yuhao's words, I don't think Jade wants to kill these children, there have been several snake troubles in Dongshan City recently with conflicting motives, I think the snake slaves are Ishii Yuhao and Jade respectively, so that it can be explained ......"
"Just now, Ishii Yuhao slapped Jadeite, and Jade is probably as involuntary as a wild night. However, she is the ninety-ninth generation of the Demon God, almost more than the hundred generations, so she still has to obey the orders of Ishii Yuhao......"
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