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"Why do you think gringos stink so much?"

"Okay, you've asked twenty-eight times,!"

"Okay, Ben Meow doesn't ask. www.biquge.info"The golden cat transformed into Miao Zizi jumped up from the turbulent stream, and after shaking his legs on the shore to shake off the water droplets, he muttered, "You said gringos, why are they so stinky." ”

Bai Huang said expressionlessly: "You have dewed." ”

So I watched the fluffy feline "meow", jumped up more than a meter high, and then gritted his teeth extremely humanely, no matter how he looked at it, he looked annoyed and angry: "Hooligans!" ”

But she immediately reacted again: "Impossible, you liar meow, Ben Meow has always hung his tail." ”

"Hey, am I still interested in a human-turned-animal?" The druid waved his finger: "You overestimate my taste, hurry up and lead the way, don't talk nonsense." ”

"What a smelly meow." Miao Zizi's originally lively tone suddenly brought a hint of crying: "It's really stinky!" Besides, I didn't say that I had to come in, but you brought someone to come directly to Zigui's side, I don't want to smell it...... Meow woo woo ...... I will be absolutely obedient in the future......"

Seeing the cat's miserable and pitiful appearance, Bai Huang was also a little unbearable, in the end, it was his own pet, and there would be no cat-eared girl to train after the play was broken...... So he snorted angrily, and after showing his supremacy as the master, he showed wild communication......

Depend on! I'm going to die!

Bai Riguang's first reaction was that Yang Dajia came to the barren mountains and mountains to hold a concert. Otherwise, how could there be such a terrifying continuous bleeding effect.

But after using the only trace of reason left, after analyzing that the smell in the nasal cavity was not the smell of stinky feet, Bai Huang felt that he should really bring a military dog. At the very least, those Wang Xingren should not have any reaction to this terrible smell of foxes, if they still retain their natural preference for tracking foxes, they may even turn their bellies to show their excitement.

Thinking about letting Meow Zizi's girl be smoked for so long, Bai Huang suddenly felt a little ashamed, leaned over with a dry laugh, and rubbed it twice on the cat's head: "After you go back, I will reward you with a thousand Jinjiang coins." Let you casually subscribe to your favorite Mary Sue perverted little h-wen. ”

"Don't."

"Then what do you want. Don't overdo it. ”

"You are not allowed to go to any celebration banquets at night, and you will accompany me to eat at home." Miao Zizi flicked her tail happily.

"That's it? It's so simple. The druid rubbed Meow Zizi twice on her head, and then led her into the woods, making sure there weren't any prying eyes. Directly turned into a golden eagle and jumped up. Follow the direction you just set. Look deep into the cracks in the ground for the past.

"I would have let you transform directly, and take me to find it as fast as possible."

"It's not an open area, and you might just be able to see it. Of course, you have to use the flavor to determine their general orientation first. Bai Huang reprimanded on it, and seeing that Miao Zizi still wanted to refute, he immediately grabbed her ear with a bird's beak: "I just said that I would be obedient in the future, and I forgot it so quickly?" ”

"I'm sick of it, let go, let go, ears, ears." was completely at a disadvantage, Miao Zizi could only beg for mercy in a huff.

But after letting go of the bird's beak, Bai Huang found out that if everyone is still in human form, then his current action is not biting his ears with this girl? It's obscene, it's so obscene, I don't know if I think I have any special hobbies, and when I transform in the future, I must keep the Lingtai clear, and I can't really look like a bird.

Two people...... The beast followed the predetermined direction until it reached a branch of the ground crack that seemed to be open but was actually a dead end, and found a faint orange-red figure at the end of the crack about two kilometers from the ground.

"Bang, these two animals can really run, they actually ran away, let me see, I'm afraid it's fifteen or sixteen kilometers away from the entrance of the crack, no wonder I can't find it." Bai Huang scolded angrily, and then flew straight through the air, landing across a not wide but very dense wood, and then the two of them turned back to human nature together.

"I said, didn't you show Sister Jia something at that time, saying that Greenpeace is not a good person? Then let's just burp these two guys off, lest we go back with two big living people and they stink! It's scary to think about. Miao Zizi was blocked by the vegetation in front of her, and when she felt very troubled, she simply came up with a very inhuman idea.

The druid carried her behind him, pulled out the Ontario eighteen chop and opened the way, and knocked on the little girl's head angrily: "The body has become a cat, why is the thinking pattern like an animal, shouting and killing at every turn?" Remember, we are the evil of order, not the evil of chaos. I hate people who shout and kill at every turn, and they don't have any technical content at all. ”

As he spoke, a bush of thorns appeared in front of him, one and a half people tall and covering an extremely wide area. Bai Huang glanced at it, and after finding that there was nowhere to start, he directly turned into black, and shouted in his mouth, "Dare to stand in the way?" I'm going to die to my brother", he rushed over violently, rolled sideways, and crushed the entire thorn bush directly into grass and mud.

Regarding Bai Riguang's "knowledge and action are never one", Miao Zizi not only did not despise it, but giggled and applauded: "The lower limit is not low enough, it would be best if those two foreigners were crushed to death directly." ”

After passing through the woods, the two of them came down the hillside, and at first glance they saw a blue figure half-leaning against the shade of the trees by the stream. However, the black yak jacket, which has always been known for its solid materials and excellent workmanship, now has several more cracks, and if it is at night, the flower foot mosquitoes in the mountains will definitely let the owner of the clothes know what is called unguardable.

Look at the big nose with blond curly hair, leaning against the trunk of the tree, I don't know if it's napping or in a daze.

The druid didn't bother to tease the other party at the moment, and directly pulled his throat to "feed": "Is it dead or alive?" There is still a squeak of gas. ”

Bai Huang's tone was not very good. But when it falls into the ears of the other party, it is as if the devout believers have heard the call of the Lord. I saw that the foreigner, who was originally motionless and like a zombie, suddenly turned around violently like an Internet addict teenager who was electrocuted by Professor Yang, and his eyes exuded strong disbelief.

"Ahh

After a long scream, the man looked like a patient in the advanced stage of epilepsy, his eyes widened and his lips trembled...... Talking and talking. This ghost guy, who looked like a big man, actually cried with joy, and staggered over to Bai Huang and Miao Zizi, and kept talking nonsense while running.

"Stop!" Bai Huang stretched out a foot. stopped the other party's intention to have a bear hug: "Do you know how to speak Chinese?" I have a headache when I hear your bird talk. ”

While saying. The druid also carefully shrugged his nose and sniffed. After making sure that the ghost guy in front of him didn't smell like a fox, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Medium...... Chinese, I will also speak...... Say a little. Oh, it's so exciting, exciting! The ghost guy trembled his lips, and the initial ecstasy finally sobered up a little, and he no longer mistook Bai Huang for some kind of bird angel, but stared at him with wide blue eyes: "Then are you from here?" Do you live in this magical valley? It's incredible, I thought that humans couldn't survive in this kind of place. ”

Although from the druid's gaze, he found a stiff expression that was not very friendly, but the ghost man's heart seemed to have been baptized by holy light, and the whole person was sublimated.

"Can't survive? And you guys still sneaking in and doing hair? Look for death, find death and return to your own country, don't add to the burden on our public system. Bai Huang saw that the other party could understand his words, and immediately lowered his face and taught him a lesson.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't expect it to be like this......"

It seems that the ghost guy's Chinese is good, Bai Huang's words are urgent and fast, and he can understand clearly, but the result after understanding is to keep making promises to apologize.

"Just you? Didn't you say there were two idiots? Miao Zizi also helped on the side, raising her small chin and looking at the foreigner proudly.

"Oh, sweet little girl, I'm not an idiot."

The ghost guy scratched his ears and cheeks, and was very reluctant to Miao Zizi's accusation, but he didn't have the courage to ridicule him. There is no way, who let his little life still be in the hands of the other party: "As for Mr. Schweigo, he went to the front to check the terrain, and my foot was injured and I couldn't exercise vigorously, so I stayed here and waited for him to come back." ”

As soon as the words fell, a person suddenly turned out of the valley in front of him, not very tall, but with wide shoulders and round waist, he looked like the kind of person who exercised regularly. After aiming at the two people next to his companion, the guy in the grass green long-sleeved outdoor T-shirt was stunned, and his first reaction was to stand there and rub his eyes vigorously.

After making sure that he was not hallucinating, his next actions were no different from those of his companions.

It was also a hysterical roar, and he rushed over this way while roaring and dancing.

"Oh, boy, what a great fellow! You're here to save us, aren't you? Haha, you don't have to say it, I know it must be so! ”

The short and round man didn't say a bird's word, but reached out in ecstasy, wanting to hug Bai Huang as a sign of gratitude.

But how could a druid let a strange ghost guy have physical ♂ contact with him for no reason, and he is not a.

So after sensitively dodging the big fluffy slap, Bai Huang glanced at the thing: "You two can go by yourself, right?" Then hurry up and go out with me, there are wild boars and black bears in the cracks of the green bells, although these two animals will not take the initiative to attack people, but there are always some things that we don't expect, right? ”

"Oh, don't call those wild animals so scary, trust me." When the big nose was ridiculed by Miao Zizi before, he didn't dare to let go of a fart. But at this moment, he couldn't help but jump out, first loudly, but then very unconfidently whispered to justify: "I'm sorry, although I'm a little excited, but this young gentleman, your understanding of wild animals is obviously a bit of a human inherent bias......"

Neuropathy. Lao Tzu is a druid, and you don't know about wild animals yet?

There is no need to ask the identity of the two people, the big guy and the stupid fork must be a beep produced by Greenpeace, and after the mood calmed down, the guy next to him kept peeking at himself and Miao Zizi, who was undoubtedly the supplier of the pharmaceutical company.

So Bai Huang didn't pay attention to the chatter of the big man, but turned to the short and round strong: "You can help your companions, the rescue team organized by our government is just outside this crack, as long as you go out, you will be fine." ”

"You can call me Swego. Actually, for this accident. We're sorry too. ”

It seemed that Bai Huang didn't have a good attitude towards the two of them, but he consciously kept his distance: "But I assure you, we don't mean to cause trouble to you." In fact, I've conquered a lot of uninhabited areas. It's just that this time the situation is more special...... That's right. I haven't asked the names of the two life-savers yet. I wonder if I'm honored to know? ”

The short and round words are not leaky, but they also have an obvious taste of entertainment.

Bai Huang didn't bother to talk nonsense with this guy, and didn't look back: "Hypocrisy." ”

Miao Zizi followed up with a sentence of "pretentious...... Short and round Chinese communication although there is no difficulty. But he definitely didn't expect that there were still cool (shen) fast (jing) people who scolded people in front of him in this world, so he was still showing off his knowledge there: "This name seems to be the name of a writer and painter in your country?" Isn't that your name, young man, those two words? ”

Damn, that's so cool?

No wonder they all say that foreigners are very cute, it turns out that this is really the case - he was pointed at his nose and scolded, and he had to praise the name of the person who scolded him very well.

Bai Riguang suddenly felt that this short and round sturdy was a little cute.

If he didn't always take his eyes to look at Miao Zizi.

Of course, although the druid is superhuman, he does not have the ability to read minds. So Bai Huang wasn't sure whether the other party was thinking about some crooked thoughts that were enough to cause death, or whether he was like the criminal policeman a few days ago, looking at Miao Zizi and thinking of his own daughter.

"Hey, why don't you smell like you guys?" Just when Bai Riguang was muttering to himself, Miao Zizi on the side suddenly opened his mouth unceremoniously.

"Stink?"

The two ghosts looked at each other strangely, and then suddenly realized, and Schweigo waved his hand and hurriedly clarified: "Cute little girl, is the smell you are talking about, is it a strong, pungent fox odor?" Haha, that's not our smell, it's a special marker for survival, so as to point rescuers to the right place. ”

And this kind of thing? There are a lot of strange flower heads for foreigners.

Bai Huang pursed his lips and looked back at Swego: "Then is this marker running out now?" Why didn't I smell it. Also, I see that you are all very well prepared in large bags and small bags, why don't you light a few fires and smoke some smoke out? If there were smoke signs, you would have been found eight hundred years earlier. ”

"Ahem...... cough ......" Swego and the tall man looked at each other in embarrassment, and after half a day, the latter explained: "Originally, we each prepared two magnesium rods, but when we crossed a very deep crack in the ground, my bag accidentally fell down, and it contained the only ignition device......"

"Dare to go into the mountains with only one lighter? You guys are awesome. Bai Huang squeezed his eyebrows, his face full of admiration.

……

Walking the mountain road with two ghosts, especially when one of them still broke his foot, was extremely slow.

Miao Zizi was impatient several times, jumped to the front, and then waited for the large army to follow.

"It's incredible, but kids are always more energetic, aren't they?" Shi Weige watched Miao Zizi disappear for a while and appear for a while, but he couldn't help but step forward and said, "Mr. Xu, you saved my life this time, I will definitely repay you two brothers and sisters." So, are you hoping for a bonus, or something else? What about Bumblebee? It's the Chevrolet Camaro, and I think after Transformers is a hit in China, young people should like it...... After being speechless for a long time, the druid laughed dryly: "I already have Koenigsegg Agerar, don't worry about Mr. Laoshi." And if it's just for money, 500,000 won't be enough for me to get a finger. ”

"Hehe, I appreciate your humor, Mr. Xu, it makes me feel like I'm dealing with a vigorous American guy." Schweigo questioned tactfully.

Aisin, who still begs you?

felt that there was nothing to say to these two people, so Bai Huang shut up directly.

After reaching the entrance of the ground crack branch, the druid suddenly thought that more than two hours had passed, and he hadn't contacted those big-headed soldiers, so the other party should not be in a hurry to report to his superiors, so that more people outside would be mobilized to come in to search and rescue.

So he took out his satellite phone.

As soon as I dialed it, I cried and complained: "Mr. Bai, we are all going to die in a hurry!" If you don't call us, we're ready to call for helicopter support. ”

Dizzy, so exaggerated? Bai Huang smiled, and then realized that he was the commander-in-chief of the team, and his courage immediately grew: "What are you yelling about, are you the commander or am I now?" Okay, let's report directly to the outside, I've found the person, and I guess I will be able to meet you in half an hour. ”

……

At the water platform.

After receiving the report from the rescue team, Mayor Hu and Wei Changqing's first reaction was not to be happy, but to breathe a sigh of relief.

Both were on each other's retinas and saw a look called "Thank God".

"Instructor Wei, if there is such a thing in the future, you can't let Mr. Bai know."

Wei Changqing nodded again and again, like a chicken pecking rice: "Mayor Hu is right, this time I didn't think it through." ”

Before the words fell, the promising secretary of the Mediterranean handed over the phone with a blank eye: "Mayor, the office has called, saying that there are Hong Kong businessmen visiting ......."

Just when Mayor Hu was instinctively about to laugh at himself, saying something like "things are coming again" and "I am just born to be busy", the secretary Xiao Liu said the next sentence: "They asked to see Mr. Bai immediately." ”rs

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