Chapter 42 It's all cheap
Yang Congcong looked at Jia Liancheng with a smile and said, "Look at your anxious look, tell you, her name is Shu Mei, Shu who is comfortable, and Mei who is plum blossom." ”
Jia Liancheng didn't want to know what Shu Jimei, he just wanted to know where she was now, so he asked anxiously: "Where is she?" ”
"Standing on top of the soles!" Yang Congcong took the joke very seriously, because she didn't know where Shu Mei was now.
"Grandma, I beg you, don't tease me anymore, okay?" Jia Liancheng was anxious like a jumping monkey.
"I don't know where she is." Yang Congcong's big eyes flashed, and his long eyelashes jumped and jumped.
"And where can I find her?"
"Nonsense, I don't know where she is, how do I know where to find her."
"I mean, where she's usually at this time, you should know that."
"She's supposed to be wrapped in a covert at this time."
Can you speak seriously? What is standing on the soles of your shoes and wrapped in a quilt cover is obviously a very common sentence, and it comes out of your mouth--a big change.
Jia Liancheng scolded in his heart, but he still had to beg Yang Congcong patiently: "Can you tell me her address?" ”
"Damn, are you kid stunned, this is the middle of the night, do you have to see her?"
Jia Liancheng nodded.
"You're going to die if you don't see her?"
"It won't die, but it's itchy and uncomfortable."
"Where's the itch? Is it above or below? ”
"It's itchy all over my body, especially in my heart, like a hand that always wants to scratch out."
"You're a cheap." Yang Congcong scolded with a smile, "But you must not go to the apartment to find her." ”
"Why?"
"There are two lions and tigers squatting on the left and right at the door of the apartment, if you go, it will really be a sheep's mouth."
Jia Liancheng was used to Yang Congcong's way of speaking, and he knew that she still didn't speak seriously: "It's a stone lion and a stone tiger, right?" ”
"What a stone lion and a stone tiger, is a Hedong lion and a tigress."
"Bird feathers, aren't they just two women! Look at what you say, it's godlike. ”
"Two women? Don't underestimate those two female security guards, they are savage, their claws are more powerful than pistols. ”
Jia Liancheng was amused by Yang Congcong's sensational words, but if you think about it carefully, you can't fire a gun casually, but you can scratch your claws at will, he has seen those shrews who don't want to die, and whoever catches you will scratch your face with radish shreds.
Jia Liancheng imagined that bloody scene, and quickly shook the idea of going to Shu Mei.
But my heart is still itchy and uncomfortable.
Jia Liancheng put the index finger of his right hand into his nostril, picked out a piece of boogini, put it in front of his eyes to take a closer look, and then flicked his thumb, the boogers flew towards his face in reverse, he spread out his palm and rubbed his face a few times, and then picked the other nostril.
Yang Congcong was disgusted and wanted to vomit, so he stood up and was about to leave.
Jia Liancheng grabbed Yang Congcong's arm and said anxiously: "If you can't find Shu Mei, you can't go, I have to scratch one of the two of you." ”
Yang Congcong stared at Jia Liancheng with a puzzled gaze, not knowing what he meant by this sentence.
Jia Liancheng knew that she had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, I don't mean that to you, you are not my dish." ”
Yang Congcong broke free of Jia Liancheng's hand, jumped up angrily and scolded: "The old lady is not your dish, why are you still pulling and pulling with the old lady?" ”
"I just want to find Shumei through you, even if I can't find it now, I have to have a contact information."
Yang Congcong had no choice but to give Shu Mei's mobile phone number to Jia Liancheng, she was really anxious, those big men who usually play together don't know how many calls they have made to her, it's late at night, it's Sunday, it's the craziest time to play in nightclubs.
As soon as Yang Congcong walked into the nightclub, the group of old men who had been waiting anxiously rushed towards her frantically, but Yang Congcong opened everyone and stared at a handsome guy sitting in the corner drinking alone.
The handsome guy is a big tall man, with long hair draped over his shoulders, looking at it from a distance, the outline of his face is very melancholy and charming, his eye sockets are a little deep, and his bright eyes seem to emit blue light, and eighty percent are mixed-race.
The gesture of the handsome guy raising a glass is very elegant, and the elegance is simply unparalleled.
Yang Congcong also learned the elegant toast posture of the handsome guy, twisted his waist and adjusted his butt and walked towards him, although his butt was twisted like a dumpling, and his waist was twisted like a rattle, but he was motionless above his chest, this kind of walking posture, Yang Congcong practiced for two years.
"Handsome guy, why do you drink alone? Why don't you find a beautiful sister to accompany you. Yang Congcong pressed his throat when he spoke, trying to let the sound come out of his nostrils, and the sound she made from her nostrils was very good and infectious, like sticky gummy sticking to people.
The handsome guy smiled and said, "Today is my first time here." ”
Yang Congcong thought that he was entering a nightclub for the first time, and made a fuss and said, "No, you don't look like a turtle!" ”
The handsome guy smiled again and said, "I just came back from studying in the UK. ”
Yang Congcong sighed meaningfully: "So you are a sea turtle." ”
The handsome guy stood up, pulled out a chair and asked Yang Congcong to sit down, every move and style showed a gentlemanly demeanor.
"Is Britain fun?" Yang Congcong asked with a wink.
"It's not fun at all, the British are too class-conscious, too pretentious, and those dukes and earls are very gentlemanly in their homes."
You can tell jokes when you meet for the first time, it seems that this guy is not a fuel-efficient lamp, Yang Congcong thought to himself, and said in a provocative tone: "I think you are also quite gentlemanly." ”
"I've heard it, but my gentlemanly demeanor is pretended, I don't have that kind of DNA in my bones, and when I play, it's not ordinary crazy."
"Really? Then I'm going to get the lesson, or we're going to go crazy tonight." ”
"If you're crazy, you're crazy, who's afraid of whom!" After a while, the handsome guy revealed his true nature.
The two of them began to push and change glasses, and then talked on their knees.
During the conversation, Yang Congcong learned that this person's name is Yang Yu, a rich second generation, who has a master's degree at the University of Manchester in the United Kingdom, and is also majoring in advertising.
Yang Congcong laughed: "You are an artichoke, I am an onion, we can just put together a dish." ”
Yang Yu smiled maliciously and said, "Onions can fight around!" ”
Yang Congcong frowned and complained: "It's still messing around, my sister is about to become a rotten onion that no one cares about." ”
Yang Yu blinked his eyes and said, "How is it possible?" You are so beautiful, and you have a kind of attractive manly temperament, and the people who chase you are probably like the coast during the typhoon season - flooded. ”
Yang Congcong sighed lightly: "Alas! Good goods are better than good markets! Our company is about to become a garbage beauty treatment plant. ”
As soon as he heard that there were many beauties, Yang Yu's eyes suddenly lit up like a wolf: "There are many beauties like you in your company?" ”
"More than a hundred are all tea trays, not a single teapot."
"Really? Then I'm afraid that there will be a traffic jam in front of your company every day, and the men who go to your place to see the scenery will not be able to whine one day. ”
"No, we're just sparsely populated in front of the door."
"Why?"
"There's a sign in front of our company that says men and dogs are not allowed."
"A sign scares people away? These people are too unplanted, if I can be with beautiful women every day, let alone being a dog, I am willing to be a pig. ”
Yang Congcong looked at Yang Yu who was dancing with his eyebrows, and wondered in his heart: Grandma's, why are all men in the world cheap?