Just one night later, when Guo Xiu walked on campus again the next day, the crowd had already become a little dense.

With the advent of the new semester, the campus is no longer as deserted as when Guo Xiu first arrived, and soon, a new and arduous task is placed in front of the freshmen.

It is said that US reconnaissance satellites secretly inspect Chinese territory from time to time, and after many years of image comparison, a total of more than one million secret units in various regions of China gather for training in September every year, and then mysteriously disappear.

Some people like this, they think it's an attempt to bring them a surging passion, a strong will, and a reliable friend;

And some people are very disgusting, they think that it is purely a senseless burden, except for half a month of sweat and blackened skin, nothing else can be gained.

This is the legendary military training.

It was six o'clock in the morning, and the animals of the class in the dormitory building had already gathered and were marching towards the playground in a hurry.

"I don't necessarily wear the fit......"

Walking in the crowd, looking at the extremely wide camouflage uniform on his body, Guo Xiu shook his arms and scratched his head depressedly. Because of the heart-wrenching blow in bed last night, he is still trying to adapt to his sudden increase in physical fitness.

"It's all like that...... Lao Guo, don't complain......" On the side, Teng Xu tugged at the fat trouser tube in distress, and at the same time muttered about the unreliability of the school's logistics.

Lao Ming, who had been on the side, also participated, pushed his glasses unhurriedly, and showed an intriguing smile: "Forget about camouflage uniforms, do you know what a military training artifact is......"

As soon as Guo Xiu saw his cheating father's expression, he knew that there was nothing good to say, sure enough, people would hide it, thinking about the "steady" comment he gave to Minghu last night, Guo Xiu was already drunk.

Teng Xu didn't have as many thoughts as Guo Xiu, and when he saw the weird smile on Lao Ming's face, he became excited, and kept asking, "What?" ”

Lao Ming looked at Teng Xu, who had a very strong desire for knowledge, and smiled proudly, as if his vanity was greatly satisfied: "Don't you know the insoles of sanitary napkins?" Cheap and affordable, sweat-absorbing and shock-absorbing, it is simply cool and crooked in liberation shoes, it is a must-have artifact for home travel."

Teng Xu looked at Minghu, who was smiling so much, with a shocked face, and suddenly gasped.

Have you finally realized the true face of his Lushan...... Guo Xiu looked at Teng Xu who was messy in the wind, his eyes were full of pity.

Just when Guo Xiu thought that he had already known Lao Ming's true face, Teng Xu began to tirelessly ask Minghu for advice: "Lao Ming, you are really awesome, what about the festival?" …… The key thing is this thing, where are we going to buy it? ”

When I didn't say it just now...... Guo Xiu covered his face, looking like he didn't know these two people.

Next, Minghu and Teng Xu completely ignored the strange eyes of passers-by, and the two had a heated discussion about which brand of sanitary napkin was cheap and affordable as an insoles.

Minghu also made a mistake at this time: "I also heard from the seniors in the freshman group, there should be sales in our school supermarket, if you can't do it, you can borrow it from a female friend, and the girls in our class can also ......"

"Day, it's only the first day of coming, you let Lao Tzu walk up to the girls in our class and say, 'Hello, it's nice to meet you, can you lend me your aunt?' …… It's not realistic at all......" Teng Xu looked at Ming Hu with disdain, clearly pointing out that this was an extremely stupid idea.

Minghu looked a little embarrassed, he was just a theorist, and when it came to practice, he was just an innocent little virgin. Just when he didn't know how to answer, he suddenly saw Guo Xiu, who was idle: "We can't do it, but Lao Guo came much earlier than us, how about it, Lao Guo, do you know any sisters, introduce me?" ”

"Why did it happen to me again......" Looking at the hungry eyes of the two people around him, Guo Xiu was a little speechless.

Speaking of borrowing sanitary napkins from his sister, Guo Xiu remembered the two girls he knew, Bai Xiaobai and Ding Mengyu.

I don't know why, when I think of Bai Xiaobai using sanitary napkins, this kind of scene makes Guo Xiu feel very sci-fi, and he doesn't have Bai Xiaobai's contact information-

Hey, hey, even if you have it, you can't borrow it from her! Thinking of Bai Xiaobai's murderous Danfeng eyes, Guo Xiu immediately stopped his unrealistic fantasies, he was afraid that his life would be in danger at that time......

As for the other sister-in-law, Ding Mengyu ...... Glancing at the two people around him with contempt, Guo Xiu no longer paid attention to them.

Ding Meizi's personal things were trampled under the feet of these animals, how to think about it and how uncomfortable.

Finally, in the midst of the gag, everyone ran to the playground slowly, and under the flag-raising platform, the class instructor organized the class instructor to start the queue.

It is said that the class tutor went to Guo Xiu's dormitory that night, but Guo Xiu had already fallen asleep in bed at that time, so he didn't see him. Of course, as a polite and literate New Era class instructor, he must have knocked on the door when he entered, so everyone avoided the doom of being looked down upon by a woman.

Yes, the class tutor is a woman, and she is also a menopausal middle-aged aunt. This makes it heartbreaking for many people who fantasize about a vigorous teacher-student love at school.

The class tutor's name is Kong Qiao, according to herself, she is a high-end talent who graduated from Tiannan University with a doctorate, how high-end Teng Xu they haven't seen, anyway, after her inspection, when Guo Xiu asked Teng Xu how their class tutor was, they all gave a unified answer very tacitly-

"Well, it's still very good to do early childhood education......

Then Guo Xiu understood, and decisively regarded Kong Qiao as an insignificant passerby in his life.

By this time, the sun has slowly risen in the sky, and people who live in the north should know that in September, sometimes you want to put on your autumn pants when you wake up in the morning, and by noon, it will be so hot that you want to take off your clothes.

This weather is so capricious.

Just when the freshmen on the playground were already waiting impatiently and making noise, the leaders finally came late in the eyes of everyone.

Walking from the entrance of the playground were several middle-aged men with smiling faces and several middle-aged men in military uniforms who were very reserved.

At this moment, a girl wearing heavy makeup stepped onto the podium, which had already been arranged under the flag-raising platform.

"Could this be the legendary Zhou Liuyu?" Teng Xu's eyes suddenly lit up, staring at the girl tightly, with a fascinated smile on his face.

Guo Xiu glanced at him with a strange face: "Is this woman very beautiful?" ”

Teng Xu's face was full of intoxication: "Of course, this is simply the perfect goddess in my mind, the curved willow eyebrows are natural and fascinating, and she really deserves to be the first sister of our school's radio station in the rumors." ”

It turns out that you only look at people's eyebrows...... Can you not cheat your father?

Rubbing his nose speechlessly, Guo Xiu's eyes became even more weird, the girl could only be regarded as average if she wanted to say that she looked good, and the makeup was so thick that she couldn't even see her skin, Guo Xiu said that she really couldn't appreciate it, and at the same time had deep doubts about Teng Xu's aesthetics.

"That's what the first sister of the radio station is? Are all the seniors of the University of Technology dead? Anyway, where did Teng Xu get these messy news...... "After Guo Xiu, Minghu pushed his glasses and "euphemistically" expressed his contempt for Teng Xu's aesthetics. Guo Xiu secretly gave Minghu a thumbs up.

Although he was very dissatisfied with Minghu's "slander" of the goddess in his mind, Teng Xu still answered the questions he asked.

"Don't you know the post bar of the University of Technology, the new goddess list and male god list are being lined up in the past few days, and Senior Sister Zhou Liuyu is the hot spot this time! I didn't expect to see a real person here today, I'm so lucky! ”

How boring does this have to be to do these things...... Guo Xiu sighed, and expressed his concern about the quality of the new generation of college students in the motherland in line with the idea of serving the country and the people.

At this time, the girl named Zhou Liuyu has already started clichés such as "beautiful September, golden wind is cool", but although this girl looks average and her makeup is ...... "a little" thick, but the Mandarin words are correct and round, and a paragraph is read in a subdued tone, it seems that she still has some strength as a "first sister of the radio station".

The next thing is the usual guest introduction, welcome the presence of a certain leader and other clichés, Guo Xiu listened to it for a long time before peeling out some slightly useful information, for example, among the school leaders who came were Wang Jianren, the director of the student department, and Yu Minshan, a vice principal of the school, and a regimental political commissar among the leaders of the military region...... Well, actually, this message is not so useful.

With the end of the host's speech, the leaders who couldn't wait (in Guo Xiu's view) tidied up their clothes, walked in all directions with their stomachs shy, and felt good about themselves came to the stage one after another to start their favorite part - the leader's speech.

The leader's speech is probably the eternal pain of most subordinates, and what is obviously finished in two or three minutes will be stretched into forty or fifty minutes, and the higher the status, the longer the leader's speech, which is a theorem that has been proven a long time ago.

And Guo Xiu has a brief summary of the content of these leaders' speeches -- correct nonsense.

However, for those leaders on the stage, these are a kind of carriers and tools to show power, style and noble treatment, and now the thousands of students below are completely to satisfy the performance desire of these leaders.

As time passed, the sun rose and the heat gradually rose on the playground.

If you really train in the military, it will be a sunny day.

"Military training is to exercise your will, strengthen your physique, and lay a disciplined foundation for your future life! ……”

Guo Xiu kept talking nonsense in his ears, looking at the plastic turf that was rolling in the hot summer, and kicked it irritably. Lao Ming and Lao Teng beside him had already been roasted to the point that they couldn't stand it, both of them were staring blankly at the big-bellied political commissar who was still chattering on the stage, if the instructors were all like this, then before the military training began, they were already planning how to kill the instructor.

As for Chao Yiyang, this product directly asked for 14 days off on the grounds that he was unwell.

Oh, by the way, the military training is only fifteen days in total.

"Hey, Lao Guo, do you know who that kid is next to that idiot who is talking?"

Lao Teng, who had been blind, seemed to have discovered a new continent, and hurriedly stretched out his arm to smash Guo Xiu, who was about to fall asleep, also came back to his senses all of a sudden, and looked around in a daze, while chirping and asking, "Where is the beauty?" ”

"Beautiful fart!" Teng Xu, who has always boasted of his excellent eye for beauty, looked at the estrus male animal next to him with disdain, and looked disdainful of being with him, "Open your eyes and see clearly, it's obviously a man." ”

"Cut-" Minghu snorted disdainfully, not interested in watching it at all, lowered his head and continued to play chess with Zhou Gong.

Guo Xiu followed Teng Xu's instructions to look at the flag-raising platform, only to see a young man appear next to the political commissar who was still tirelessly speaking, sitting very relaxed on the chair behind the podium.