30. Mission Impossible
After asking the time and place, after meeting in a coffee shop, Bai Huang had a few more photos in his hand - of course, the target of his mission this time, the photo of the cheating glass man.
Originally, when they met, the female patron didn't believe Bai Huang very much, thinking that he was young and the business he launched was quite strange, so he really didn't dare to reassure.
Bai Huang was not angry, and directly said with a haha: "That, do you come here often?" How do I feel the taste of this coffee...... It's no different from traditional Chinese medicine. ”
Bumpkin! Holding a crocodile skin kun bag, the woman in a kenzo dress pursed her lips and glanced at the drink in front of her with disdain: "What kind of coffee can there be in Xijiang, I usually grind and brew it at my own home." Hey, I said you can't do it, don't be a liar, right? ”
Well, it's good that you haven't been here, Bai Huang's mind moved, and his spirit spread, connecting to the flower cat in the counter.
"Look, this is the outdoor pet that our company has specially cultivated!" Bai Huang picked up the flower cat who was walking on cat steps, pushed it in front of the woman, patted his chest and blew nonsense: "You know the working dog, that thing is outdated, and now the popular thing is the working cat, with this little thing, don't be too easy to take candid pictures." ”
The woman became even more suspicious, her scrutinizing gaze roaming back and forth between Bai Huang and the cat, and her movements and expressions were not tactful at all.
Bai Huang can see that it is useless to just play tricks at this time, he still has to show his hands. So he was not ambiguous, and directly raised his chin to the cat: "Bond girl, lurking." ”
The flower cat immediately got into a group, staggered behind Bai Huang, and lay on the gap between his body and the back of the chair.
It happened that the woman was manicure, and when she heard Bai Huang's order, she sneered casually like watching a play, but she didn't expect that this cat was more obedient to instructions than the armed police soldiers, and she was so excited that the nail clippers almost pierced her eyeballs.
"Frog jumping tactics." Bai Huang ordered again.
As soon as Bai Huang's words fell, the cat fluttered onto another empty chair, and then jumped behind the curtain, a furry head still looking out wryly.
"This ...... The ......woman was speechless, and pointed at the cat with one hand like a ghost, shaking vigorously, with a frequency and speed that even a severe Parkinson's patient would be stunned.
"This is a bond girl, we still have 007, but the corresponding price is ......" Bai Huang stretched out two fingers and twisted them, shook her a "you know" expression, and began to run the train with his mouth full: "Of course, we also have Yoshiko Kawashima, but it is a mad dog on a suicide mission, if you need this, we can also provide it." ”
As he spoke, he smiled at the coffee shop owner.
The boss only regarded him as a cat lover, and didn't care, and smiled back to him very harmoniously. If this boss knew that Bai Huang was using his cat as a prop to fool people, I don't know if he would be so happy.
"Yes! Want! I'm going to! ”
The first thing the woman did after struggling out of the petrified state was to stare at Bai Huang with an excited face and scream, her eyes full of naked possession.
To be fair, this woman's temper and personality are not very good, but her voice is really good, and this series of "want, want, I want to ......" is really reverie! Several white-collar workers who couldn't help but look at it had an ambiguous smile in their eyes that "men understand", which couldn't help but make Bai Huang have the illusion of being a duck.
Is this necessary...... He put away his supernatural powers in a disgraced manner, quieted the cat, and then laughed dryly, and stretched out two fingers confidently: "Deposit." ”
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After waiting in the company for several days, I received several messy requests in the middle, and the day before the start of school, the woman's phone came in again: "Hurry up, you guys go now, the cheap man has gone out again, it's Xishan Park!" ”
This time you can't afford to be sluggish, time is money, and Bai Huang wants to sneak over in advance before the man arrives at the park.
After hanging up the phone, he picked it up and fed it for several days, and the big raccoon dog with a pinhole camera on the collar around his neck staggered out of the building.
Xishan Park, Xijiang people know that it is the best leisure place in the city and the youth park! Starting from the CBD, cross Xijianghou Road and turn into the Health Bureau trail on Luxiao Road. This is a route that only Lao Xijiang knows, which is absolutely time-saving and labor-saving.
After arriving at the park, he went straight to the artificial lake, rented a pedal boat for 20 yuan, and successfully lurked on a rockery on one of the islands in the middle of the lake.
Then, as the woman said, a pink balloon was tied to a prominent position.
It is said that his heroine said that this is an unwritten default rule that circulates in the circles of those two-person field teams - that way, as long as the balloon is hung for the rest of the day, no one will bother you!
When Bai Huang heard that there was still this kind of exquisiteness, he was orz at that time......
Sure enough, no matter how harsh the environment is, it can't stop human beings from exploring the mysteries of the body!
He hung up the balloon and looked around while teasing the cat. After a while, a small pink balloon also rose on a rockery next to it.
Listening to the sound coming from there, and then looking at a cute fat cat at his feet, Bai Huang suddenly felt that he couldn't live this day.
After becoming a big boss, you must bring two chicks with you and revisit the old place.
But fortunately, this situation did not last long, probably to "grab" the territory, so after waiting for a while, the target person this time also appeared quickly.
Sure enough, it's two men! Although one of them wore a women's cowboy hat and a pair of Victorian sunglasses, Bai Huang could still see the true face of this ♂ person at a glance.
He immediately made a decision, after getting the evidence, he would never look at it, and honestly handed over the video to the sad woman.
But disgusting is disgusting, this job Bai Huang still has to do, immediately control the big fox sneakily down the rockery, tail behind the lovers ♂, he still has the leisure to glance through the thatch.
Balloons were hung on the three rockeries, and the two men had no choice, so they walked directly to the last one.
Of course, the two of them didn't notice that not far behind them, a black cat was grinning the corners of his mouth very humanely, and followed the two of them with compassion.
……
Originally, according to Bai Huang's idea, although it was two men who cheated, the specific process is estimated to be no different from a man and a woman.
It's just a sport of →o → o, what flowers can you play?
But waiting and waiting, he felt that something was wrong, on the two rockeries next to him, there were suppressed moans of excitement from time to time, but the rockery where the two ♂ people were, there was no movement.
This is not right, since you chose to fight outside in the field, it must be in the subconscious, there is a fear of being broken, but you want to be found some clues, this kind of exciting feeling, isn't it the reason why the field party is obsessed?
But those two souls are faint, aren't they a little too quiet? Even the thatch didn't dangle for a moment.
Seem......
It doesn't look like it's cheating, does it?
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