Chapter 396: Calculated

"I don't know!" Ah Zi looked at Ni Yuan and shook his head and said, "How did Ji Xiaolan explain to Qianlong?"

"It's actually very simple!" Ni Yuan smiled proudly, "The east is A and B wood, and the west is Gengxin gold, and wood and gold are tangible things.

And the south is propylene fire, and the north is non-decanic water, and water and fire are invisible, and they are intangible things.

And the objects are all tangible, so they can be called east and west, but not north and south. You see, what we can call things, whether it's tables, chairs, flowers, trees, houses, telephone poles, they are all tangible things.

And water and fire, have you ever seen anyone call something to them, in fact, the truth is as simple as that! ”

"Humph!" As soon as his voice fell, Ah Lan snorted disdainfully, and said with mockery and disdain, "According to your reasoning, that person is not a tangible thing?"

Ni Yuan turned his head to look at him and smiled, and gave her a wonderful answer: "What about you, do you think you are a tangible thing?"

Ah Lan was speechless on the spot when he heard this.

That's a very tricky question. She is a human being, and according to Ni Yuan's explanation, if she is a tangible thing, then she is saying that she is a thing. But if you say that you are not a tangible thing, then you are saying that you are not a thing!

In fact, this question can also be understood in this way, tangible things are things, and intangible things are not things. And Ni Yuan's sentence about whether you are a tangible thing or not is equivalent to asking if you are a thing. Such a question really makes the ** brain messy, and I can't answer it!

"I want to drink!" After a while, Ah Lan stood up again and glared at the two of them, "You go with me!" ”

"If you want to go, you can go yourself!" Ni Yuan pouted and said, "You want to drink, why do you want us to accompany you?"

"You ......" Ah Lan was so angry that she couldn't help but stop talking again, but when she saw Ah Zi, her heart suddenly moved, and her face sank, "I'm afraid that you will bully Ah Zi!" ”

"I said you're not too full to hold on, it's okay, salty and don't worry about eating radish!" Ni Yuan glanced at her with a blank mouth, "I don't bully her, I have a half-dime relationship with you!" People were happy to let me bully. You can handle it! ”

"Who wants you to bully" Ah Lan stared at the corner of his mouth, "Who do you think you are and are willing to be bullied by you!" ”

"Ah Zi," Ni Yuan turned his head and grabbed Ah Zi's hand, looked at her affectionately and said gently, "Are you willing to be bullied by me?"

"Uh" Ah Zi was stunned, looking at him, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, "This ......"

She is a little entangled, one is her sister, and the other is the man she likes. And this man's behavior was so weird, he actually grabbed his hand and asked himself tenderly if he was willing to be bullied by him. This is how to answer yourself, you can't really say to him: I am willing, you can bully me!

But if it's just the two of him, it's just that he's angry with his sister. Isn't that embarrassing yourself!

"What do you say?" in the end, she also came up with a strange answer, and asked the question rhetorically. And his face is pretentious.

"I said you were willing!" Ni Yuan smiled shamelessly.

"Then are you willing to let me bully," Ah Zi asked with a tender smile at him again.

"I do!" The corners of Ni Yuan's mouth twitched, but he still nodded. He always had a feeling that he had been calculated.

"Then are you willing to make me happy," Ah Zi asked again.

"I do!" Ni Yuan nodded again.

"Then would you like to go drinking with us" Ah Zi stared at Ni Yuan with a hint of smugness in his eyes, but he still looked at him with tenderness on his face and asked.

"I do!" Ni Yuan habitually subconsciously spoke, but as soon as the words came out, he reacted. Looking at her, I couldn't help but smile bitterly, and it seemed that I still had a deep sisterhood when I spoke in my heart!

"Then let's go!" Ah Zi immediately showed the tail of the big bad wolf, and said proudly in his original form, "You are a local tyrant, you have to pay!" ”

Ah Lan, who was originally cloudy, was also sunny after the rain at this time, but he still glared at Ni Yuan fiercely.

Ni Yuan changed from the previous Dese to a helpless and depressed face.

When the three of them came out of Good Luck Beauty, it was already close to evening when the lights were on. Ni Yuan was directly driven by the two to a bar that was not of low grade.

As soon as he entered the bar, he felt a wave of erosion rush over him. Colorful lights flicker alternately, powerful music shakes the heart, and sexy dancers make people swoon. The warm and debauched atmosphere seems to allow people to abandon all restraints, including ethics and morality, and return to primitive madness.

Busy waiters, cold-faced security guards, weird bar marketing, customers with all kinds of lewd thoughts constantly swing their hips and twist their waists, and make all kinds of self-proclaimed coquettish but disgusting actions.

More than eighty percent of the guests who come here come with a heart that is not pure. There are a lot of arrogant and extremely elite beauties in the workplace outside, and when they get here, they are debauched as rotten cabbages that can be picked at will. This is Ni Yuan's intuitive impression of a bar girl, so he doesn't like to come to this kind of place.

"Hey! Ah Lan, Ah Zi," as soon as they walked into the bar, a handsome man with long hair smiled at them and thought he was personable, "Why did you come here, we've been waiting for you for a long time!" ”

"It's something temporary," Ah Lan didn't give him a good look, but glanced at him with a cold face and said, "You know I don't like to come to this kind of place!" ”

"It's okay! If you come less, you'll love it if you come back often! The handsome man with long hair didn't feel any embarrassment, but smiled happily, "Let's go!" Let's get there! ”

"What do you mean" Ni Yuan grabbed Ah Zi, who was about to move forward, and asked her in a low voice, "It turns out that you have already made an appointment!" ”

"Just do your job as a bodyguard!" Ah Zi smiled strangely at him, "When the fight really starts for a while, you don't have to show mercy!" ”

"Ahh Ni Yuan couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, stunned. At this moment, he finally understood that he had really been calculated. However, if you come there, you will be safe!

"Don't you kill someone," Thinking of this, he took two quick steps, caught up with Ah Zi again, and asked in a low voice.

"Whatever you want!" Ah Zi looked back and smiled, "But you have to clean up the mess yourself!" ”

"Holy!" When Ni Yuan heard this, he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, "I don't take you to play like this, I'm your man, not the killer you hired!" ”

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