Chapter 160: Passing the Time in the Midnight Theater
There is an emotion called guilt.
After a long time, Gu Ci sighed faintly and walked towards the third floor.
In the innermost corridor on the third floor, Gu Ci saw the eldest sister and Shi Yi with a strange face, walked over curiously, returned the mobile phone to the eldest sister, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”
Shi Yi glanced at her, his head lowered, and a hint of shyness appeared on his face.
Gu Ci was chilled by Shi Yi's behavior, goosebumps fell all over his body, and he turned his head to look at Sister Liu, "Eldest sister, is something wrong?" ”
"It's okay, what's the matter." The eldest sister waved her hand and said, "It's that the guest rooms are full tonight, and there is only this one left, if you don't dislike it, stay in this one." ”
Saying that, the eldest sister opened the door - the room is very small, only about 10 square meters, a single bed occupies most of the space, opposite the bed is a cabinet, on which is placed a TV, and there is a separate bathroom in the innermost.
Other than that, there is nothing.
"One...... One? Gu Cimei's eyes widened, and she understood why Shi Yi had such an expression, because her expression was even more unbearable.
"Hmm." The eldest sister nodded, her eyes looked at the two of them, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, "Don't worry, my house has a good soundproofing, even if there is a big movement inside, it can't be heard outside." ”
{}{Small} says 3w.ybdu "I...... We ...... "Rao is the cheeky skin of Gu Ci, obviously his face is also red, and he is in a hurry to explain something." But seeing Shi Yi's silent expression on the side, as if he had acquiesced, he didn't get angry, "You come on." ”
Shi Yi was "encouraged" by Gu Ci, and finally mustered up the courage, bravely raised his head, and said shyly, "We...... We're not going to make much of a move. ”
"......" Gu Ci felt that his lungs were exploding, this guy was really shameless!
"Hey, whatever." The eldest sister explained a few words, then turned around and went downstairs, "By the way, just shout if there is anything." ”
"What do you mean by that?" Gu Ci glared at Shi Yi angrily, if it weren't for the fear of arguing with others, she would really rush up and bite him hard, it was really annoying.
"You didn't tell me to say it, I just told the truth." Shi Yiyi's face was aggrieved, "It's just sleeping, where is there any movement." ”
"Hmph, I don't want to share a room with you." Gu Ci said with disgust.
"That's right, I'm not used to living with women." Shiyi shrugged, then stepped directly into the room.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Gu Ci was mad and hurriedly rushed up to grab him.
With a bang, the door shut.
Gu Ci looked at the closed door as if he had lost his soul. Ban Xiang didn't come back to his senses - this, is this guy still human? Still a man? actually ran in by himself and locked himself out, a big beauty.
Oh my God, why don't you send down thunder and slash this demon to death!
Flutter –
At this time, a dazzling light flashed outside, and a few seconds later, a thunderclap sounded - boom!
Gu Ci was startled, looked left and right at the dark corridor, his heart was a little numb, his whole body was cold, and he hurriedly slapped the door hard, "Shi Yi, you bastard!" Open the door for me! ”
No one answered.
"Bastard! Pervert! Open the door and let me in. ”
Still no response.
"Shakti, you will be punished."
Still no one answered.
"Shi Yi, open the door. I was wrong, I was really wrong. Can you really bear to let me, a weak woman, stand alone outside the door, ravaged by the cold and loneliness? You really can't bear ......."
With a squeak, a crack opened in the door.
"Bastard!" Gu Ci's anger completely exploded at this time, and he pushed the door open hard, and saw Shi Yi lying on the bed leisurely, a tigress pounced on it, and pressed it hard.
"Bastard! Pervert! They turned me out! See if I don't kill you today. ”
Gu Ci seemed to be really angry, and rode on Shi Yi's body, beating and scolding, fists to the flesh, and scolding wolves.
Shi Yi was dumbfounded, he didn't expect Gu Ci's revenge to be so fragrant, feeling the wonderful touch of Gu Ci pressing on his body, he stretched out his hands and feet, and lay on the bed in big characters, looking like he was in a hurry.
"It turns out that women are on top of men and men are like this."
Gu Ci vented for three minutes, tired, and also noticed Shi Yi's abnormality, looked down, and his pretty face was bloody.
This position of oneself - how to look like a slut.
Glancing at him fiercely, Gu Ci hurriedly got up from his body, stood on the side of the bed, and smoothed the folded princess dress.
"Are you still a man? Do all this kind of thing? Gu Ci's anger did not subside, and he glared at Shi Yi angrily.
"Haven't you just experienced it?" Shi Yi lay on his back on the bed, with a very cheap smile on his face.
Gu Cixiu raised his eyebrows, and wanted to rush up and beat him, but after thinking about it, he still gave up - in the end, he still suffered a loss.
"You get out." Gu Ci glared at Shi Yi angrily, "I want to live in the room." ”
"Why? Don't you know that first come, first served? Shi Yiyi raised his eyebrows one by one and said very scoundrelly, "Don't tell me any high-sounding excuses that ladies are first and men and women are different." ”
"You ......" his excuse was blocked, and Gu Ci was annoyed again, this guy really can't get in the salt.
"Okay, you can live here, but I'll sleep on the bed, and you sleep on the ground." After thinking about it for a long time, Gu Ci took a step back.
"Nope." Shi Yiyi hugged the quilt tightly, "I sleep on the bed, you sleep on the ground." ”
Gu Ci raised his eyebrows, resisting the urge to hit someone, "Can you say this?" Are you embarrassed to let me sleep on the ground as a weak woman? It's so cold on the ground, and it's so cold at night, what should I do if I catch a cold? ”
"Yes, it's so cold on the ground, so cold at night, why are you embarrassed to let me sleep on the ground?" Shi Yi said confrontedly.
"......" Gu Ci only felt that the warmth of his girlfriend was important at this time, Fang Fang repeatedly reminded himself on the phone that it was cold at night, and he had to cover the quilt so as not to catch a cold, but this guy in front of him - he is not a person!
"You're a man, you're physically strong." Gu Ci said.
"You're a woman, your physique is yin, and it's okay to sleep on the ground for one night." Shi Yi's rebuttal.
"You have a lot of clothes on you.
"I can take it off and put it on for you."
“……”
"My clothes are wet."
"You take it off and dry it, don't worry, I won't peek."
“……”
"I'm afraid of cockroaches."
"I'm not afraid of heaven and earth, except for mice."
“……”
"I can't sleep in a hard place."
"Me too, but I can rip off the sheets and put them on for you."
“……”
"Shiyi!"
"In!"
"You're going to die!" Gu Ci's eyes were red, and he picked up the pillow and smashed it at Shi Yi.
After being disturbed for a while, Gu Ci was tired again and withdrew his hand, and Shi Yi watched Gu Ci get up with some pity.
"I'll take a shower, you are not allowed to peek, or I will gouge out your eyes." Gu Ci glared at Shi Yi viciously, then walked into the independent bathroom and closed the door, "I don't want to think nonsense." ”
"You are in charge of the heavens and the earth, and you can still care about what I think!" Shi Yi pursed his lips, listened to the sound of the water, and slowly began to have a picture of a beautiful shower in his mind - then the bathroom door opened, and a pervert came in, and soon there were bursts of male and female love voices inside.
"Huh? How did I suddenly become so evil? Shi Yi woke up suddenly, and reflected deeply, "Well, it must have been damaged by the old man's pervert, and he was exposed to it." ”
"Ache-" In the dormitory, Zhang Wei, who was staring at the computer screen, suddenly sneezed, saliva splashed on the screen, "Who misses me so late?" ”
Then he shook his head and continued to stare at the computer screen excitedly, as if there was something particularly interesting in it.
When Gu Ci came out, Shi Yi's expression of anticipation froze. "Why don't you change your clothes?"
"How can I change my clothes?" Gu Ci glanced at him with disdain, "Tonight will be the night." ”
Walking to the side of the bed, Gu Ci hesitated, folded the quilt, built a dividing line in the middle of the bed, climbed on the bed and lay on the other side, stared at Shi Yi viciously and threatened, "You'd better be honest with me, if you cross this line, be careful that I click on you." ”
As he spoke, Gu Ci also gestured with his hand to Shi Yi's lower body.
"I'm very controlling, and I'm afraid you'll assault me." Shi Yi clasped his hands on his chest and sneered at each other.
The two of them are half leaning on the bed, because it is a single bed, so the space is not very large, the two people are already very crowded, plus they can't cross the "38 line" in the middle, which is even more uncomfortable.
Gu Ci was a little better, he was leaning against the wall, while Shi Yi was half of his body hanging in the air.
Shi Yi lasted for three minutes, almost didn't fall out of bed, and in desperation, he could only move to the middle.
"What are you going to do?" Gu Ci noticed Shi Yi's "wrongdoing" behavior and turned his head to glare at him angrily.
"Get rid of it, I'm about to fall." Shi Yi said helplessly, "Don't worry, I won't cross the line." ”
Originally, the two of them were on the same bed, Gu Ci turned his head, less than twenty centimeters away from Shi Yi's head, the two looked at each other, and a strange emotion quietly bred and floated in the room.
Gu Ciqiao's face flushed, and she glanced at Shi Yi fiercely, turned her gaze, and stopped looking at him.
Both of them had thoughts, and they were silent for ten minutes, listening to their own and each other's heartbeats, and neither had the mind to sleep.
"I can't sleep." Shi Yi got up, leaned against the head of the bed, and casually picked up the remote control of the TV from the bedside table next to him, "Look at the TV, it seems that there is a midnight theater now." ”
Gu Ci didn't object this time, presumably she couldn't sleep either, and was going to use the midnight theater to pass the time and divert her mind - otherwise she really couldn't sleep peacefully.
"Ya Butterfly! Ya Butterfly! One library! One library! ”
However, as soon as the TV was turned on, there was a moan that made the blood of men and beasts boil and women boiled, and then the two of them stared wide-eyed as a picture appeared on the TV - in a small closed room, a bed, a man and a woman, the whole body **, the woman was on top and the man was below, and they were moving wildly, sprinting, and moaning.
Except for the "state of movement" of the heroes and heroines, the surrounding environment is ninety percent similar to the room they are in now.
"You ......" Gu Ci's face turned blood-red and said word by word, "Don't turn it off yet!" ”
"Oh." Shi Yi pressed the shutdown button with some reluctance, thought about it for a while, and felt the need to explain it to himself, "I didn't mean to." It's true! ”