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"Produced by 7-Up."

An exclusive opening of 7-Up ends, and the picture enters the plot. Lin Shuhua, the big man in front of the computer, sat up straight and began to watch. He has been waiting for this advertising drama for a long, long time. Since "Happy Little 2B", he has been a fan of Bai Yuhan.

In the video, Snow White, played by Li Jinming, is wearing a beautiful dress and singing with a guitar in a room full of princess atmosphere.

"Dangdangdang."

There was a knock on the door.

"Who?" Snow White asked.

There was a hooded man standing outside the door, with a gloomy back and a cold tone: "Deliver the courier!" ”

Snow White opened the door: "I don't have a courier?" ”

The hooded man asked maliciously, "Are you Snow White?" ”

"Right?"

"Would you like an apple?" The hooded man suddenly pulled out an apple.

"There's something wrong with you!" Snow White is closed.

But the hooded man blocked the door and squeezed in: "Don't you like to eat apples the most, you see that this apple must be delicious." So saying, he stepped forward and asked Snow White to eat the apple.

*a* Ben * read* small * said that the intense soundtrack of YBDU sounded and Snow White struggled: "I don't want it." ”

"Take a bite, take a bite, take a bite, take a bite! Please, take a bite! The hooded man grabbed Snow White by the hair and forced her to take a bite of the apple.

The apple was swallowed, and Snow White immediately fainted to the ground.

Looking at the fainting Snow White, the hooded man took off his hood, showed Zheng Kai's face, whistled, and immediately rushed in a group of horse boys, ready to clean up the scene.

The hooded man smugly opened his arms: "I'm about to get the most beautiful woman in the world." ”

One of the ponies looked at the unconscious Snow White and said, "Boss, she can't wake up again." ”

The hooded man sneered: "It's okay, she'll wake up and fall in love with the first person she wakes up to!" ”

Click, the picture turns.

"Drive!"

The prince played by Gong Ge made a brilliant appearance in the popular "God of Gamblers". Dressed in a prince's uniform like a circus clown, with a horsewhip in his hand, he kept waving it. It's just that the camera only shot his upper body, and didn't see whether the horse he was riding was a white horse or a black horse.

At this time, the narrator sounded: "After the news of Snow White's murder broke, countless heroes rushed to the rescue, including this prince. ”

As the narrator voices, the camera gradually slides down.

The prince was not riding, but a bicycle with a crooked basket.

……

"I'll wipe it! Don't be so frustrated, okay! Haha, amuse me! Lin Shuhua couldn't help laughing, treating the bicycle as a horse, it was too funny, and there was a trace of nostalgia in his heart, back then, when he was young and ignorant, he also rode a bicycle, and fantasized that he was riding a horse!

What boy doesn't have the dream of riding a horse to the ends of the world in his heart!

It's a pity that now it costs money to ride a horse, so I can only ride a bicycle for a while.

Amid laughter, the video continues.

"Phew!"

When the prince stopped his bicycle, he saw many people fleeing in the opposite direction.

"Run, run for your life!"

The prince grabbed a man and asked, "What happened?" ”

This person is a dragon suit played by Bai Yuhan, wearing an Indian Ah San costume and a small hat, and said in a panic: "The evil wizard has put a dragon outside Snow White's house!" As long as you see someone, you will bite! ”

"Dragons? Is it the fire-breathing kind? ”

"Don't go, run!" Bai Yuhan ran away, and he didn't even want his hat to fall off.

Before the prince could figure it out, he heard a loud roar, and then turned his head and gasped. But the prince was no coward, and immediately tumbled off his bicycle.

yelling: "For Snow White!" ”

Pulled out two dangling inferior prop short knives: "I'll fight with you!" ”

……

"Going to have special effects? Finally willing to put in some money? What is a dragon? Lin Shuhua began to look forward to it.

Bang dang!

The camera pauses, and the dragon appears!

Lin Shuhua's jaw almost froze.

In the video, there are no expected special effects dragons, no fire-breathing monsters, no monsters flying in the sky, only a team of people dancing dragons on the lawn, and the picture is heartbreakingly beautiful.

This is the legend - the dragon!

"Poof!" Lin Shuhua felt that if he had a heart problem, this mouthful of old blood would probably spurt out!

"Well, it's just an advertisement, don't expect to watch a blockbuster!"

Calm down and keep watching.

Then the prince roared and rushed forward, his two knives flew like flying, and he was very happy to fight, and then the dragon rolled into a ball, and the prince used all his strength to fight and scratch and bite and tear the dragon, and finally defeated the dragon and ripped off the dragon's inflatable head.

Excited panting.

Then, he pushed open the door of Snow White's room.

Affectionate call: "Princess, princess, princess!" ”

The narrator sounded again: "But Snow White will never wake up." ”

The prince said affectionately: "It's okay, I know what to do!" With that, he leaned down as if to kiss Snow White, as in a fairy tale book.

However, before he could get closer, the prince suddenly burst out with a shocking roar: "Get up! "The voice is high-pitched and uplifting, and it's heartbreaking.

Snow White's eyelids moved.

I'm going to wake up!

Suddenly, a group of people rushed in, knocked the prince unconscious, and then the hooded man appeared in a handsome white shirt.

Snow White opened her eyes and saw the hooded man: "You saved me?" ”

"Hmm!" The hooded man smiled handsomely, and Snow White fell in love with him.

And the prince, who saved people, shouted "no" and was dragged into the van.

"Hold him down, drive, hurry!"

All the way to the desert, the prince was thrown into the desert with his body tied.

"Let him wait here to die, let's go!"

"Wait! Don't you even give me a sip of water? The prince said angrily.

"Haha, he wants to drink water, the boss said, don't let him live." One horse boy said to all the horses.

So one of the horses took the Seven Up drink, walked up to the prince, and poured the drink on the ground: "You want to drink water, don't you?" Drink! ”

"Haha." A cart of horses laughed.

After pouring the drink, Ma Tsai threw the bottle and bottle cap and left arrogantly: "Let's go." ”

The prince cursed: "You villains, I won't let you go even if I am a ghost!" Ahh ”

In the prince's unwilling yell, time flickered, and half a year passed.

Snow White's birthday arrived, and the hooded man proposed successfully, and soon after came to church for a wedding.

"Will you be with her for the rest of your life, rich or poor?" The priest asked.

"I do." Snow White replied.

The priest asked: "Is there anyone against this wedding?" ”

It's just a routine question, and the hooded man smiles, finally going to fly with Snow White.

At this moment, suddenly, a hoarse call came from the distant door: "Yes! ”

Everyone turned their heads, and at the doorway, a man in a black cloak, with his head bowed and holding a death scythe, appeared in shock.

"Who are you?" The hooded man asked.

"Don't you recognize me?"

The hooded man was shocked and recognized him as the prince: "Aren't you already dead?" ”

"Hell!"

The hooded man pulls Snow White and runs away with the horses, running to a dead end.

With no way to escape, the hooded man asked in a panic, "What do you want to do?" ”

"I want revenge!"

"Please let me go, I really didn't mean to."

"Then you still have no intention?"

Snow White suddenly interrupted: "Wait, what are you talking about?" ”

The prince said, "Don't you know that it was I who woke you up, and that he was an impostor!" ”

"Is this true?"

"In order to take you away, he sent someone to throw me in the desert!"

Snow White was angry and slapped the hooded man: "You a**!" Then he looked at the prince, who had become a ghost, and turned to leave.

"Wait." The prince suddenly stopped Snow White.

Then, he pulled the cloak on his body, revealing himself in a suit, although he was not handsome, but he was somewhat successful in his posture.

"You're human?" Snow White was surprised.

"You're not dead? What the hell is going on? "The hooded man feels like he's been deceived.

The prince snorted triumphantly, and the camera began to recall.

At the beginning, he shouted unwillingly in the desert, and suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the bottle cap of the 7-Up drink that was thrown aside.

"Another bottle?"

The prince immediately got up, picked up the bottle cap, and laughed.

"One more bottle! Haha, haha, one more bottle! ”

Bang, the camera turned back to reality, and the prince was holding the 7-Up drink in his hand, with a smug face. The hooded man gritted his teeth, full of remorse and unwillingness.

The narrator sounds: "This is the end of the story, and from then on, the prince and princess lived happily ever after." ”

With a snap, the hooded man suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed: "Shut up!" ”

The camera followed his finger and moved to the side, where a dinosaur girl was reading the narration affectionately into the microphone: "Forever, forever ......"

The horses swarmed up and dragged the dinosaur girl away, leaving only her high-pitched cry: "Forever, forever, forever, forever ......"

The hooded man sneered and said to the prince and Snow White, "Do you think you can go?" Brethren, whoever can snatch Snow White back, she is yours! ”

The horses suddenly boiled and rushed over.

For a while, the scene was chaotic.

Snow White shouted, "Stop it!" ”

Then he said: "It's a civilized society now, how can you fight!" ”

"So what do you say?" A horse boy asked.

"Why don't you come and have a drink?" Snow White pointed at it, and suddenly there were a bunch of 7-up drinks next to her, "Whoever wins the lottery will belong to whomever I want." ”

Immediately, everyone rushed over to prescribe drinks.

A horse boy laughed: "I've won, another bottle, Snow White is mine!" ”

Another boy: "I've hit it too!" I'm hit too! ”

"Ahh And me, I'm hit too! ”

The ponies cheered, "We've all won the lottery!" ”

A horse boy suddenly woke up: "But there is only one Snow White, how can we divide so many of us!" ”

So, the horses fought in a civil war, and after a while, they all killed each other.

When the hooded man saw this scene, he couldn't help but ask bitterly: "Why?" Why? ”

Dangdang!

The camera suddenly turned, and the prince held the 7-Up drink in his hand, as if he was advertising, and said: "Don't you know that the winning rate of 7-up is as high as 27%?" ”

Unscrew the cap: "Look, it's hit!" ”

Changed to another bottle: "Look, it's hit again!" ”

The hooded man looked up to the sky and yelled, roared halfway, and suddenly reacted: "Uh, why is it 27% again, didn't you shoot it last month?" ”

The prince explained: "7UP can win the jackpot anytime and anywhere, if you don't shoot, you can't do it!" ”

Snow White went on to explain: "And there is a chance to win a fund prize worth 4,999 yuan provided by CIC Morgan...... For more information, please visit the official website of 7UP. ”

……

Smack!

End of video.

After watching the entire 6-minute advertisement, Lin Shuhua felt that his intestines were tangled, it was so funny!

"Qixi, can you stop shooting commercials like this, what should you do if you laugh to death!"

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