[294] Obama traces his origins
"This is definitely not Mr. Cress himself!"
As soon as the sick and weak beautiful girl who looks like a college student appeared, there were customers who were trying to make trouble shouting loudly.
"It is said that painting is like its person, Mr. Shui Qin's painting skills are so bad, and the screenwriter is so outrageous, the real body must be a big man who picks his feet! This person must be an impostor, hired by the editorial department from some acting school for sales! ”
was accused face-to-face, but Teacher Shui Qin was not angry, she was calm, sat down on the chair behind the signing table slowly, and still said to the following with a smile:
"Some people have questioned that I'm not the deity! It's very simple to prove, as long as I paint on the spot and draw exactly like Mr. Shui Cress, won't all rumors be self-defeating? ”
Behind the signing table is the load-bearing wall of the bookstore, and I saw the red banner at the top of the wall with eleven big characters written "Teacher Shui Cress Comics Signing Meeting", and there is an authentic comic of Teacher Shui Cress below...... A potato-like character of an unknown species smiles happily at everyone, holding something that is not just a velociraptor or a dog.
The security guard had already walked towards the customer who had smashed the field, but he still shouted hoarsely:
"Teacher Cress's painting skills are at the kindergarten level! Anyone who can't draw can draw exactly like her! Down with Mr. Cress! Return the glory of our country! ”
The guy raised his fist and shouted slogans like a participant in the May Fourth Movement, and was soon dragged away by the security guards, and he was never seen again.
Next, Teacher Shui Qin's editor-in-charge "Divine Grace Cow" appeared to maintain order, and severely denounced the troublemaker just now, saying that he was sent by a competitor to personally attack Teacher Shui Qin. Please don't let it behold. Be sure to keep your heart happy to attend the manga signing session with Ms. Cress.
So the first reader at the front of the line walked up with the comic book he had bought. She is a small proportion of female readers in the bookstore, dressed quite revealingly, with a faint freckle on her face, but she looks good.
"Sister Qin...... No, Mr. Cress, please sign for me! I like to watch your "Detective Li Ergou" the most! ”
Maybe it was Nanke's delusion, but when the female reader mistakenly said the word "Sister Qin", there seemed to be a trace of murderous intent on Teacher Shui Qin's innocent smile.
"At least those with three-star capabilities, I'm afraid they will break through the critical value." Qianxue, who was hiding in the white ring, suddenly commented. Today it is Chiyuki's turn to be on duty.
"Who, who is the able?" Nan Ke subconsciously looked at Ye Lin, a martial arts actor standing beside Teacher Shui Qin, with his hands on his chest, looking like he was not easy to mess with.
"Who else could it be?" Chiyuki and Nanke conversed telepathically, "Isn't that Ms. Shuiqin, who is signing the book?" The killing intent that she had just revealed in an instant showed that she was by no means weak...... Although it was short-lived, I also felt an aura similar to spiritual power. Be careful, maybe she'll be able to see Solomon's mark on the back of your hand. ”
The Emperor's Ring is just a narrow gold ring around the finger in its unvisible state, and even if the uninformed person notices it, they will think that it is caused by wearing the ring in the sun on the beach, but even if it is not activated, it is an obvious light-colored pattern, in the eyes of those who have the ability of [Spiritual Vision]. As conspicuous as a tattoo.
That's why the official members of the Abyss Pupil wear special black gloves to cover the mark, otherwise it would be friend or foe who see the mark. It is possible to reveal their hole cards in advance.
"It doesn't make sense!" Nanke wondered, "It's just that martial arts actor Ye Lin's physical skills are too high, how can a female comic book author be on three stars, or even close to the threshold of a four-star ability?" I remember that Brother Hao was counted as a two-star ability after getting the shield turtle, right? Do you want to tell me that Mr. Cress can fight better than Brother Hao!? ”
"No one should be a disgrace." Qianxue rarely used an unpredictable tone of the target, "Why is it better than Brother Hao?" You see the way she walks and holds a pen, which seems to be completely unguarded, but in fact is impeccable...... It's hard to know that she has reached the same level as Jade just by her physical skills. ”
"[Shura Level] of Body Technique 6!?" Nanke was dumbfounded, Sun Xiaogui next to him didn't know that he was doing telepathy, and thought that he had a bad stomach after eating with him in a restaurant at noon.
"Oops, my stomach is a little upset...... I didn't order that bowl of cold noodles if I knew it! Huh? Nanke: Did you eat cold noodles? Why do you have a stomachache when you don't eat cold noodles? ”
Nanke waved his hand to indicate that he didn't have a stomachache, Sun Xiaogui's main energy was on Teacher Cress's side, and he didn't particularly care about Nanke's abnormality.
"Qianxue, [Physical Technique 6] refers to the elite level of the special forces, and even the task of assassinating the head of a country can be accepted, how do I think Teacher Shui Cress is not like ......"
"As I said earlier, no one should be a disgrace!" Qianxue repeated a little angrily, "Do you want to question the vision I have accumulated over 3,000 years? According to my observations, I think that it is more than enough for Mr. Shui Cress to assassinate the head of a small country with a little arming, and there is more than one evidence for me to make this judgment...... Do you see that dog in the corner of the bookstore? ”
Chiyuki couldn't point the way in the ring, so Nanke looked at the four corners of the bookstore, and finally saw a husky blowing the air conditioner in the northwest corner.
This husky has its belly facing up, its limbs spread out, its tongue sticking out of its mouth for more than ten centimeters, and its face is comfortably enjoying the cold air of the vertical air conditioner, and its expression is as beautiful as if it has taken drugs.
"Isn't the bookstore not allowed pets?" Nanke wondered, "Where did this dog come from to be so arrogant?" ”
Nanke thought that Sun Xiaogui might know, so he knocked on his shoulder and asked him about the dog, and Sun Xiaogui really said with a superior look of an insider:
"This husky is not easy! It is the dog of Mr. Cress's friend, whose name is the same as that of US President Barack Obama, and is the prototype of all the canines in "Detective Li Ergou" and "Cthulhu is in Love"! ”
"I'll it! It's not surprising that the comic book characters have real-life prototypes, but all canines in both comics are modeled after the same dog...... Teacher Cress is too lazy! ”
"This dog is not an ordinary dog," Qianxue took Nanke's words in the ring and continued, "Do you remember the sixth uncle's ring spirit, the Warcraft Orangutan King?" ”
"Huh? Are you saying that this dog named Obama is also a monster, a ringwrath of the remnants? ”
"It's not ~~", Qianxue deliberately dragged Nanke's appetite in order to retaliate for the stabbing sensation he caused to his buttocks when he caught him the day before yesterday, "But the breath it came from the air conditioning wind is very familiar, I can almost be sure that it is a ...... born from the mating of the Ringed Demon Beast and a female dog."
Nanke couldn't help but complain and stuffed his chest: "After all, it's still your compatriots of the 72 Pillar Demon God who are dogs, right!?" (To be continued......)