Chapter 17 The Foot-Picking Man
Jia Liancheng tilted his head and shouted at Zhao Shuting: "Don't spray blindly on your dog days, it's okay, Lao Tzu is doing serious things here, what kind of mess are you wrapping up!" ”
Jia Liancheng turned to Hua Qing again and said, "Brother Hua Qing, you are very knowledgeable, think about giving your child a serious name." ”
Hua Qing scratched his head: "Don't say it, your surname is really not easy to name." ”
Jia Liancheng was about to speak, but Zhao Shuting shouted again: "I still want to think about it, Jia Liancheng, you kid admires Hua Qing so much, and your son looks so similar to Hua Qing, so he simply calls Hua Qing a ball." ”
Jia Liancheng glared at Zhao Shuting and threw himself at Zhao Shuting, and slammed Zhao Shuting on the head, screaming while beating:
"Zhao Shuting, you shit, you've been with Lao Tzu for so long, and today I finally said a human word, mom that b, this child will be called Huaqing in the future, Jia Huaqing, his godfather is Da Huaqing, he is Xiao Huaqing."
Hua Qing is really eye-opening, he has lived for twenty-eight years, and today is the first time he has seen someone express his inner excitement in this way.
Jia Liancheng shouted strangely: "Okay, the child's name has been given, it's Jia Huaqing, brothers, let's go, let's go drink Jia Huaqing's full moon wine." ”
Huhulala, the onlookers immediately dispersed, ran and jumped to the table.
Jia Liancheng arranged Hua Qing and Wang Chen in a private room on the second floor, accompanied by him and his daughter-in-law Tian Ji, and Jia Liancheng also pulled Hua Qing to the position of guest of honor.
As soon as he sat down, Jia Liancheng rolled up his arms and sleeves, and tried his best to persuade Hua Qing to drink, but no matter how he persuaded him, Hua Qing just refused to drink, seeing that half an hour had passed, Hua Qing only drank a small glass.
Jia Liancheng looked at the children in Tian Ji and Wang Chen's arms, thinking that Hua Qing was scrupling about these two little guys, so he glanced at Tian Ji and Wang Chen and led them to another private room.
Jia Liancheng ran to the first floor and shouted to Zhao Shuting in the hall: "Zhao Shuting, you bring a few people to accompany my Huaqing brothers, if you don't accompany Huaqing brothers today, Lao Tzu can't spare you." ”
"You'll see." Zhao Shuting agreed, led the other three brothers, and staggered to the private room on the second floor.
Another half an hour passed, Jia Liancheng took a look at Hua Qing's private room through the crack in the door, and found that Hua Qing was still wilting, and he was not interested in drinking at all.
Jia Liancheng said in his heart: "It's strange, Zhao Shuting, this kid is usually quite able to speak in the vernacular, why can't he persuade Hua Qing today, is there anything troublesome about Brother Hua Qing?"
Jia Liancheng frowned and silently walked back to the room where Wang Chen and Tian Ji were.
Zhao Shuting and the other three people had already drunk almost, putting their left leg on their right leg, holding a wine glass in their left hand and picking at their toes with their right hand.
Zhao Shuting looked at Hua Qing drunkenly, curled his big tongue and said, "Brother Hua Qing, do you know what a real temperament is?" Drink alcohol and don't drink dry, guess not enough, see that something is wrong, get up and run away, these are not temperamental people, can drink two taels and drink half a catty, such a good man has a kiss, can drink half a catty and drink a bottle, such a role is painful, can drink a barrel with a bottle, such a person is coaxed, can drink a bucket and drink a cylinder, and can eat anywhere. ”
As he spoke, Zhao Shuting dragged Hua Qing and insisted on pouring wine into his mouth.
Hua Qing blocked the wine glass with his hand and explained: "I really can't drink today, my stomach is upset." ”
Zhao Shuting stared at the beads of his eyes and shouted: "What stomach is upset, you clearly look down on us foot-picking men, what's wrong with the foot-picking man?" The big man who picks his feet is more arrogant than anyone else, and he drinks more boldly than anyone else, you see that a few of them don't, and they drink while picking their feet, which is called drinking with ashes between their feet, and there is no trouble, looking at the table full of good dishes and sighing, you are fucking cheap. ”
Hua Qing picked up a glass of wine and drank it all.
Zhao Shuting smiled happily: "By the way, it should be like this!" What is the purpose of drinking, is to have a good time. ”
Zhao Shuting sat down, put his left leg on his right leg, moved his foot and picked it out for a while, put the ash on his nose and sniffed it vigorously, sniffed for a long time, smiled very satisfied, and then picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it all.
"Brother Huaqing, you are also like me, pick some ash from the cracks of your feet, put it on your nose and smell it vigorously, sooner or later you can smell the fragrant smell from it, you can eat meat and drink wine, and there will be no worries and worries."
Zhao Shuting walked to Hua Qing, took off the shoes and socks on his left foot, then put Hua Qing's left leg on his right leg, stretched out his right hand and picked out Hua Qing's toes for a while, and finally picked out a little bit of dust, and then put it on his nose and sniffed hard.
Zhao Shuting just sniffed and coughed violently.
After coughing for a while, Zhao Shuting snorted and said, "No, your ash is too stinky, it just stinks." ”
Zhao Shuting walked up to a brother again, bent down and scratched at the gap between his toes, glared and scolded: "Mom, that b, your bear is a dirty thing, Lao Tzu picked in Hua Qing's toes for a long time, and only buckled out a little bit, you bear goods are a peg." ”
Zhao Shuting walked up to Hua Qing and stretched out his hand and put it under Hua Qing's nose.
Hua Qing was caught off guard and sucked hard, not to mention, there is really an indescribable fragrance.
Zhao Shuting said triumphantly: "Do you know why the dust between our toes is so fragrant? Because we sweat profusely, the dirt in our bodies has long been discharged along the sweat glands, so even the dust attached to the toes is fragrant, not to spray you, let alone the toe seams, the farts we let out are all fragrant. ”
The drunken guys grinned widely.
Zhao Shuting patted Hua Qing on the shoulder and said: "People want to live happily when they live, they should make great efforts, they should sweat profusely, they should drink a lot of wine, they should sleep a lot, they should sleep a lot, don't you owe others a few dollars, don't you just have no women to accompany you, don't worry, we will have money sooner or later, and women will have it sooner or later, Brother Huaqing, come, let's drink." ”
Zhao Shuting picked up the wine glass and drank it all.
Hua Qing also drank in the same way as Zhao Shuting.
Slowly, Hua Qing felt that she was confused, and in the dizziness, there was actually a feeling of lightness, which Hua Qing had never felt since drinking.
After drinking a few more cups in succession, Hua Qing began to feel that the world was spinning, he barely supported his body, lifted his left leg again, and put his left leg on his right leg like Zhao Shuting and them, smiling and picking at the gap between his toes.
Put the dust on your nose, there is no longer a smelly smell, and when you taste it carefully, you actually have a feeling of fragrance.
Zhao Shuting looked at Hua Qing with drunken eyes, cocked his thumb and said: "Brother Hua Qing, you are a good person, you have drunk a lot of wine, eaten a lot of meat, and picked a big foot, and you will definitely be able to become a big tool in the future." ”
Hua Qing grinned.
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