The crow's mouth for the rest of his life unfortunately hit.

At midnight, Yu Sheng was meeting Aunt Qing in his sleep, and was just about to do some hooks, when Yu Sheng woke up with a "boom".

"What's the situation?" Yu Sheng sat up unhappily and rubbed his eyes.

Outside the window, the rain was pouring down, and lightning exploded in the sky from time to time, and the sound of the flood roaring.

There was a dog outside to open the door, Yu Sheng walked over to open the door, and at the end of the walk, he opened the window in the north, and saw a wave coming towards the window.

Before the rest of his life could react, the wave was blocked by an invisible wall of the inn, and the unruly splash fell and flowed around the wall.

At this time, there was a sound in the quiet inn, and Yu Sheng hurriedly went downstairs, and saw that all the villagers who were resting in the inn had woken up, and looked out in surprise through the doors and windows.

Yu Sheng quickly walked down the wooden staircase, and through the light in the inn, he found that the height of the water outside had already exceeded the floor of the lobby, submerging most of the windows.

However, the water did not enter the inn at all, and roared, docile, and flowed away half a step away from the inn.

The rest of his life suddenly returned to the time when he looked at the underwater world through the glass in his previous life, but the bottom of the water in front of him was a little dirty.

Fu Nan and Bai Xing quickly came in from the backyard, and they went to the back to inspect the circle, everything was in order, and the birds and beasts in the barn outside had also arrived in the yard as early as evening.

"The inn as a whole is protected, and the real water can't be splashed. "Rich and difficult to say to the rest of his life.

Yu Sheng nodded, reassuring everyone to go back to sleep.

It's just that in the face of this natural disaster, the villagers really couldn't sleep, so everyone sat down and chatted.

I was worried about Yangzhou for the rest of my life, and I couldn't sleep a little, so I simply mentioned some work to do at night, and by the way, at the request of the hairy children such as Baozi, I retold the story of Journey to the West.

However, the memory of this for the rest of his life is very confusing, and many can only rely on memory, and when it comes to Dinghai Shenpin, the black girl is angry.

She slapped the table and stood up, "A monkey dares to look at the king's treasure and wants to take it?

Yu Sheng's hand movements stopped, crying and laughing, "It's the Dragon King of the East China Sea, not our family." ”

"Whatever is in the sea, all belong to the king, not to mention that the king lives in the East China Sea and is the king of ten thousand dragons, isn't this dragon king of the East China Sea the king?"

The black girl was indignant and said to Yu Sheng: "Shopkeeper, you have to tell him to death, grow up the majesty of our dragon clan, and let him know that your treasure is not something that anyone can rob." ”

Seeing the indignant appearance of the black girl, Yu Sheng suddenly couldn't talk anymore, and if he continued to talk about it, the Dragon King of the East China Sea was not only bullied by monkeys, but also had a superior Jade Emperor.

It's nothing to be heard by the black girl, if this story gets out, let the king of the Eastern Wilderness know that his son said that she was so cowardly, and he also installed a superior, he must be killed.

"Childe, hurry up, I can't wait to hear your lesson about the lawless monkey. The brunette was anxious to hear what was going on.

The rest of his life was helpless, and secretly said sorry to Sun Dasheng in his heart, and began to talk nonsense, so the Journey to the West began.

"This monkey likes the Dinghaishen Needle very much, so he calls the Dragon King of the East China Sea a brother and brother, and is willing to buy this Dinghaishen Needle with the same weight of gold!"

Everyone was surprised, and the black girl's anger was reduced, "I said why is he so bold, he has money, but where did he get so much money?"

13,500 catties of gold, I'm afraid that only the king of the Southern Wilderness took out this money in the Great Wilderness.

The rest of his life glared at the black girl, this kind of person who listens to overhead stories and is old in reality is the most difficult.

For the rest of his life, he can only make up for the monkey's life experience, "Why is this monkey so rich? It turns out that his mother is the king of the Southern Wilderness, and he is the illegitimate son of the king of the Southern Wilderness." ”

"Heh", everyone here was attracted by this twists and turns of the story, only in the center, almost choked on their own saliva.

He looked at the rest of his life in surprise, he was worthy of being the son of the king of the Eastern Wilderness, and he was bold, and he actually found an illegitimate son for the king of the Southern Wilderness, and he was a monkey.

The story has come to this point, and it is obviously impossible not to make up the specific life history of the monkey.

Yu Sheng continued: "When the King of the Southern Wilderness traveled to Huaguo Mountain as a young man, he fell in love with a monkey on the mountain, and later the King of the Southern Wilderness left because of the Southern Wilderness, leaving the monkey to look at the south all the time. ”

This monkey has been looking at the direction of the departure of the king of the Southern Wilderness, not moving an inch, and over time, it turned into a stone, which is called the Woman Stone.

Later, the king of the Southern Wilderness returned to Huaguo Mountain, and couldn't help shedding a few tears after seeing the monkey turned into a stone.

The tears of the supreme god are naturally not ordinary tears, these tears soaked the stone, conceived in the heart of the stone that the monkey turned into, and over time there was an aura, this is the life experience of the monkey.

Everyone listened attentively, and Ye Zigao suddenly realized at this time, "Since this monkey dares to call the Dragon King of the East China Sea brothers, in this way, the Dragon King of the East China Sea is the shopkeeper yourself." ”

He squinted at the rest of his life, "The shopkeeper is thinking about inheriting the throne now?"

"A cook who doesn't want to be a king is not a good son. "Rich and difficult also make fun of the rest of your life.

The black girl didn't care about these things, she was more curious about one thing, "Is the king of the Southern Wilderness his father or his mother, and is the monkey male or female?"

The king of the Southern Wilderness already liked the monkey, and for the rest of his life, he felt that he would be beaten again, so he said stubbornly: "Mother monkey." ”

"Female and female, this..."

That's why the monkey jumped out of the rock. "If you let them deduct the details, they won't be able to make it up for the rest of their lives, so they will continue to talk about it from Dinghai Shenpin.

Everyone's thoughts were quickly taken away by the story, and the rest of his life secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and the story finally returned to normal.

Only then did the rest of my life have time to continue to be busy with the work at hand.

The bamboo shoots and mushrooms he had picked had been put away for the rest of his life, and he was going to wait for his aunt to come back and let her taste the fish.

The rest of her life is cleaning up tofu in her hands, and Feng'er may be in a bad mood during the day, so she grinds a lot of tofu to vent, leaving a lot of it, and it won't be fresh tomorrow.

For the sake of taste, stale tofu is usually used by the inn itself or sold cheaply to the villagers, but today Yu Sheng decided to make something different.

He cut the excess tofu into slices, stacked them in a jar, sprinkled some salt on one layer, and pickled the tofu into salty tofu.

After the sun comes out, these salted tofu can be dried and shredded and fried with leeks, or fried and steamed in oil, and put some chopped green onions on top of rice or wine.

In particular, the wine has a bite, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes, which is very suitable for the little aunt to enjoy when drinking.

Journey to the West talked about the Havoc in the Heavenly Palace at this time, and the Jade Emperor was replaced by the Queen Mother of the West.

There is no way to live the rest of her life, so good that the Queen Mother of the West in her previous life still has a little to do with the Queen Mother, so she can only grieve her old man.

It was another nonsense, and when the final havoc was made in the Heavenly Palace, the Queen Mother of the West had to invite the Dragon King of the East to subdue the monkey.

"No, the Queen Mother of the West can't beat this monkey?" the black girl didn't believe it.

Yu Sheng had already made up a reason, "Of course I can fight, but after all, the elders, the Queen Mother of the West can't take action in person." ”

"Then the King of the Eastern Wilderness can do something to the junior?" Ye Zigao asked next.

"Nonsense, didn't you just say that I was the king of the Eastern Wilderness?" Yu Sheng said that when he said this, it seemed that Journey to the West had to be changed to Journey to the East.

It's just that if I continue to make it up, I will feel too ridiculous for the rest of my life, but fortunately, it is dawn at this time, and I don't have to talk about it for the rest of my life, and I secretly decided not to talk about it again.

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