Volume 1 The Spokesperson of the Yin Division Chapter 78 Tomb Sweeping
I asked Liu Junshan and Liu Qian, "Do you believe what I say?" ”
The two of them lowered their heads and were noncommittal, nodding their heads for a while and shaking their heads for a while, but I could see that these two people believed it!
I comforted: "I know you can't accept it for a while, but that's the way it is, to be honest, I couldn't believe it in the first few days, and I didn't have it easy, I fell in love once when I was eight years old in my life, and what happened...... suddenly had an extra daughter-in-law, and she didn't even enjoy the process of falling in love...... What makes me even more uncomfortable is that my parents don't know me anymore......"
My father-in-law sighed: "I wouldn't believe this if I had been killed before, but the scene where you inserted a memory note in your heart just now was too convincing!" ”
Liu Qian looked at me aggrievedly and cried again: "Woo woo...... I want Damin...... I miss him so much...... If he was here, he would never let anyone bully me, let alone let me drink...... Woowoo...... You will return my people...... Woowoo woo ......"
I glared at Su Diao's complex, and continued to comfort: "Actually, you can treat me as Wang Damin......"
"Look for death!" With a burst of anger from the Su Diao complex, I was instantly knocked into the air and fell from the third floor to the downstairs through the window!
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The old man and the old lady who walked the dog and hugged the child in the circle in the community were scared for several times, and I didn't dare to stay longer, so I climbed into the corridor hard.
At this time, the corridor was full of people, and Morning Glory clasped my hands: "Master! Bad fate, bad fate! ”
I responded, "O Inima! Lao Tzu, this is a misstep! ”
President Zhao nodded: "Yes!" This is a stumbling boy! ”
As I climbed upstairs, I scolded him: "Fuck off, who saw Bai Yuzhen?" ”
Suddenly, there was a voice in the corridor: "Bai Yuzhen ......"
The kitten possessed by Bai Yuzhen looked at me suspiciously: "Wang family official, what's wrong with you?" ”
I took the opportunity to buy people's hearts: "It's not for your business, they don't believe it, I jumped from the third floor at that time!" ”
Bai Yuzhen snorted: "Don't be funny! I've heard it all, you three women are fighting, aren't they? ”
"...... hell, there are no good people these days!"
After entering the house, my father-in-law knelt on the ground and kowtowed to me: "Uncle, I beg you, don't play, I believe it, can't I believe it all?" Damn, you're having so much fun here! ”
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Five minutes later, I went through the process of resetting the factory settings again, holding the kitten and saying to my father-in-law and Liu Qian: "Since both of you believe it, then I will tell the second thing!" ”
Liu Qian was still crying: "Woo woo...... You're not trying to kill people, are you? ”
...... "I just feel a chaos in my head, who are these people?" I shook my head: "Strictly speaking, this is your family's business, and I am purely helping!" ”
My father-in-law's eyes lit up: "Will you cure infertility?" Qianqian's situation is indeed special, the hospital has checked several times, but no results have been found! ”
“……”
I was just about to explain, when suddenly a figure flew in from the third floor, the speed was extremely fast, and when the figure settled, I could see that it was Wang Chongyang!
it, can't you help but add to the mess?
Wang Chongyang glanced at Liu Qian with kind eyes, and said slowly: "You are too weak in yang energy!" I have some ways to heal, these days you come over every afternoon, I will give you some innate true qi, and with some good medicine to replenish qi, it can be cured in a month! ”
My father-in-law trembled again, and asked with his mouth open, "Are you Boss Feng Tianfeng?" I'll go, I seemed to have dizzed you yesterday, and then I didn't dare to ask more when I saw that you seemed to be fine! …… Also, you climbed up from the first floor? ”
Wang Chongyang smiled slightly: "I am Zheng Yun Zheng Datou's brother, I just arrived yesterday, and I gave Datou a meeting gift to help Miss Liu treat her illness at that time!" ”
My father-in-law smoked it on the spot!
I asked Wang Chongyang suspiciously: "What are you doing here?" ”
Wang Chongyang pointed to the Su Diao complex, and said to me mysteriously: "Keep you safe!" After speaking, he stood in the corner and said nothing!
This old man obviously has something to do with Hanako 2, and he knows me very well, how much does he know? Did he mean to help me? I don't know him at all!
Anyway, I almost knelt on the ground and kowtowed to him!
came to help, and I spoke horizontally: "I said my father-in-law, let's talk to you directly!" The kitten I'm holding in my hand is your great-grandma! ”
"What?" My father-in-law was very angry, he thought I was scolding him! But in view of Su Diao's complex and Wang Chongyang's skills, the old man simply held back his anger: "Don't take such a bad person!" ”
I shook my head and smiled bitterly: "Sister Bai, it's your turn!" ”
The kitten turned her head shyly, and after a long time, she made a delicate voice: "I said great-grandson, I am really your great-grandfather!" ”
My father-in-law was speechless at the time!
The old man looked at Wang Chongyang, and then at Su Diao Complex: "I...... Groove ...... This kitten...... Spoken? ”
Several of us all laughed evilly, and I nodded: "You already know my work just now, don't hide it, Sister Bai is my customer, and I didn't expect it to be your old relative!" ”
The old man obviously didn't believe it: "Don't make trouble, I believe what you said before, you let me and Qianqian go, we promise not to talk nonsense!" ”
The kitten spoke again: "Junshan, did your mother tell you that our family was born with six toes?" ”
The old man was dumbfounded: "You...... How do you know? Wang Damin must have told you, right? It must have been Qianqian who told him, right? ”
I really don't know if Liu Qian told me or Wang Damin the secret, I looked up at Liu Qian.
"Dad!" Liu Qian said blankly: "I didn't tell Damin!" Absolutely nothing! He asked me a few times about the scar on my foot, and I lied to him that it was from my childhood! ”
Kitten continued: "Our family not only has six toes, but also ...... It's all chopped off before the full moon! ”
My father-in-law was speechless on the spot!
After a while, the old man said numbly, "How did you know the secrets of our family?" Impossible, impossible! ”
The kitten was also embarrassed: "I didn't expect it, my juniors are so old......" Saying, the kitten said to me: "Wang family official, can I invite you out for a while?" I want to talk to my two kids about the family! ”
I looked at Su Diao Complex, and when I saw her nod, I walked out of the bedroom.
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Half an hour later, the room was already crying, I sat in the living room and heard it clearly, I was moved to wipe my tears, Su Diao's complex was also red-eyed, but Wang Chongyang's old Taoist priest was like a person who had nothing to do, watching the sitcom, leaning forward and back!
I asked him, "Are you cold-blooded?" ”
Wang Chongyang looked at me with disdain: "In my last life, I had no children and no daughters, and in this life, I am the only son...... Are you deliberately trying to bury me? ”
Me: "When I didn't say it!" ”
At this time, the two people and a cat in the house finally came out, and my father-in-law's eyes were swollen from crying, and he said to me sadly: "Big ...... That's it, I'll still call you Damin, my great-grandfather and grandmother told me everything, and I'll take her to the cemetery! ”
Liu Qian's expression was rich, looking at me with a mixture of gentleness, regret, shyness, confusion and other multiple looks, seeing me staring at her, she lowered her head and said: "I heard Grandma Gaozu say that you will be at the scene when you go to the grave, so you should come along!" ”
I felt sorry for this woman in my heart, as if I had really done something to her, and even more like I had lied to her after what had happened to her.
But I swear, I didn't do anything, strictly speaking, I'm a victim too!
Su Diao Complex patted me on the shoulder: "Let's go!" ”
After going out, the people in the corridor were still there, and they all turned their heads to the wall and gave way without moving, and I asked President Zhao, "Are you okay today?" ”
President Zhao put it to my ear and whispered: "There is something, we have to have a meeting, we are afraid that the news of your death will come in the middle of the meeting, so we think it is better to go to the meeting after your funeral!" ”
"......" I was hurt again: "What should you do, don't embarrass me!" ”
Wow, everyone disappeared in an instant, it seems that the popularity has teleported this year!
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Northern suburbs, cemetery!
My father-in-law knelt in front of a row of graves and explained to the kitten: "This is the grave of my great-grandfather, his old man was deceived by an old bald donkey surnamed Hai to the south room, and as a result, he caught up with the war, and when he came back, you had already died, and his great-grandfather never married again, and he passed away after bringing my grandfather up." ”
The kitten burst into tears: "What did he say before he died?" ”
My father-in-law's face was heavy: "I said two sentences, the first sentence was to scold the sea bald donkey and curse him to die peacefully; The second sentence is to say that he regrets that he regrets not withstanding the temptation of the sea bald donkey and losing you! ”
The kitten was silent for a long time, and finally took a deep breath and said lightly: "I know!" What are the graves next to you? ”
My father-in-law introduced them one by one: "This is my grandfather's grave, his life was quite flat, there were no big ups and downs, and then he got seriously ill and passed away." This is my mother's grave, and her old man and my father are very affectionate, and they are happy. ”
The kitten nodded: "Alright, let's go!" After speaking, Bai Yuzhen flew out of the kitten's body, lay on my shoulder and cried: "Wang family official, thank you!" Thank you so much! I...... Satisfied, seeing that the descendants are doing well, I won't worry about it! ”
While patting her on the shoulder to comfort her, I found that the kitten without the ghost possession was spreading joy, this guy must have learned badly from Jingba, and was peeing on several graves one by one!
My father-in-law untied the belt on the spot and prepared to imitate it, and while being surprised, he said: "Grandma great-grandma, is this the tradition of our family's tomb sweeping?" ”
Liu Qian blushed shyly: "Old Ancestor...... Well, can I come over by myself in a moment while no one is around......"