Bun invasion
When the three buns and four buns are in the mother's womb, they can jump the chickens and dogs tossed in the capital, and the lethality will be doubled after they are born.
When the two buns were born for a month, their brain waves were synchronized all the time. The difference between one crying and the other tearing open his voice and howling will not take more than a second. The voices of the two buns are surprisingly loud, and they are particularly recognizable. Especially at night, except for Mu Zhanbei and Sang Luo, he didn't let anyone else get close at all. Brother Xi and Sister Yun can get started, but they are also children themselves, and they can't help but let them sleep to take care of their younger brother. So, in order to let his princess rest more, His Excellency the God of War, who loved his wife, had to go into battle in person, one in each hand, and carried them around the room, so as not to let the magic sound pierce his ears and make the two buns lose their throats.
After tossing Mu Zhanbei like this for three months, the two buns changed their way of fighting again.
They stopped crying in the middle of the night and didn't sleep, they refused to drink milk when they couldn't see Mu Zhanbei during the day.
Once Mu Zhanbei was blocked by a few old ministers, and he tried to persuade Mu Zhanbei bitterly, trying to let him persuade the new emperor to let the new emperor accept concubines, so as to open up branches and leaves for the Mu family. Just for this bit of, Mu Zhanbei returned to the palace an hour later than usual. When I arrived at the palace, I realized that the two buns had been crying for half an hour, and their voices were hoarse. Even the princess, who has always been strong, was distressed, and her eyes were red and she almost cried together.
Looking at the two buns that were still in their sleep + one + book + reading + xstxt, and holding the rare and pitiful princess to appease a few words, His Royal Highness the Prince was angry.
And after the princess learned why he postponed his return to the house, the princess was also angry.
So this couple, who did things too freely, invited a famous big-mouthed matchmaker in the capital to come to their door to say goodbye to them. Notice that it is for them themselves, not for the heirs of their house. You must know that these old ministers, but they all have grandchildren, and even great-grandchildren can make soy sauce. That's not all, the big-mouthed matchmaker who got permission went to the house, turned around and went out to publicize their affairs. The gossip in the high-ranking family is not something that ordinary people can find out in person, let alone that there are people who support it, and they will not be held accountable at all!
These old ministers were so disgraced that they almost didn't even dare to go out. It is also because of the bad luck of these people that the other ministers can see it clearly, and they know that the most troublesome thing now is the pair of newborns in the Prince's Mansion.
When the two buns will crawl all over the ground, the disaster of the people in the prince's palace will begin to come. As long as one wrong eye, these two buns can swish and crawl without a human figure. Many nurses, grandmothers and maids have been scared and cried, and if they lose their little master, can they still live? When the frightened souls of the crowd were scattered, and they wanted to find a rope to hang themselves on a branch, the two buns would crawl out of a corner again, and their saliva was dripping from the ground.
By the time the buns turned one year old and began to be able to shake their two little fat legs and start to jump around, everyone in the Prince's Mansion could already calmly face their sudden disappearance. Anyway, it's always in a corner, and if you look for it, you'll always find it.
As for whether there will be any case they really lose it...... Hehe, outlaws don't dare to come to the prince's palace to tempt, okay? That's the rhythm of destroying the whole clan in minutes!
When the buns were three years old, they were articulate and could analyze the truths they learned from adults in a child's unique way of understanding, and then smashed down all the crooked truths, which was definitely a rhythm that could drive people crazy.
When the buns were three and a half years old, Mu Xijin, the eldest brother who inherited Mu Zhanbei's coldness and toughness, finally couldn't help it and took action to manage the two buns.
Disobedient, beaten!
Picky eaters don't eat, beat!
If you don't know how to repent and get into trouble, beat!
Unwilling to learn and trying to scare Mr. with crooked reasoning, beat!
Brother Xi is not just beating once, he is beating people in order and rhythmically! For the same reason, the first small beating. Double the second time, ...... the third time Hehe, then invite the imperial doctor over to stay in the palace first, and when the beating is over, the imperial doctor will be able to take over.
In this way, after beating the big and small beatings according to three meals a day, the buns were finally convinced. Mother has to listen, father has to listen, big brother has to speak...... That is to be meticulous and follow word for word. It doesn't matter if you don't listen to your father and mother or listen to the emperor's words, at most, you will be reprimanded and occasionally beaten, but if you don't listen to your eldest brother, it will definitely be beaten up!
However, the buns are not vegetarians, and they have also inherited their father's black belly and iron blood and their mother's smart belly. The eldest brother, as a side-by-side king, is forced to deal with government affairs together, and he can't keep an eye on them all the time. Besides, who said naughty can only be in the palace? How big is the Prince's Palace? It's so big outside, and there is a place for them to toss.
So, after the buns let the prince's mansion, the palace and the Yin family's chickens and dogs jump, they followed up and began to make the entire capital start to jump.
Fortunately, the buns have not developed a stubborn temperament, and they also do such things as bullying, but the people who are bullied by them are the children of the official eunuchs who usually bully ordinary people by virtue of their status. Of course, they occasionally have to make a look like a gentleman and wander the streets. It's just that the two buns are desperately trying to pretend to be a bad guy, which is really ridiculous. Especially when I occasionally saw the two buns scolding with a milky voice, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw that there were elderly people who accidentally tripped over because they were looking at them, and they subconsciously ran over to support them.
So, as a trick-or-treater, he won the love of everyone, and every time he went out, he could get a bunch of free food and gadgets The little masters felt bored, so they could only go home and pester their brothers. Especially Brother Yang, the eldest grandson of the Yin family, is the most patient with them.
But no matter how much patience there is, there are times when it is insufficient, so after saying "If you can't bully the people, then go and bully the ministers", and the buns finally found a new goal.
Hello ministers, which official can be said to have always had a clear conscience and never done anything bad? There's no need to feel guilty about tossing them!
Today, I went to this minister's house to sit down, and asked for advice in the name of it. Don't teach? If you don't teach, you can't do it, you must come out and debate it. As for whether you understand or not, it's another matter, but the most important thing is to meet first. Missing? If you don't see it, you can't do it, they are the little princes, can you do it if you don't see it? Besides, they are too young to be seen, so they can invite the eldest brother to come! Their eldest brother is a king side by side! Big brother is still not good? Then please Daddy! The regent, with a big name, is also a big fist!
The buns found a new purpose in life, clenched their fists, and felt that their lives were complete.
Brothers are no longer pestered all day long, and life is complete!
Your Excellency God of War doesn't need to worry about your son getting into trouble all day long, and your life is complete!
The princess doesn't need to stare at the buns all day long, her life is complete!
His Majesty the Emperor doesn't need to worry about the palace being smashed again, and his life is complete!
The father and son of the Yin family don't need to hear the "why" of the buns, and their lives are complete!
As for whether the lives of so many ministers are complete, hehe......