Morning glory was obviously a little unhappy with the waiter's title, and picked up a kitchen knife and slashed on the table: "The most expensive!" ”

The waiter almost piled up on the ground, only to see this guy holding the ordering device and pressing it for four or five minutes before squeezing out a smile: "Sister, the Tang Dynasty's secret steamed roe deer meat has been ordered, this is the signature dish of our store." ”

Seeing that Morning Glory ignored him, the waiter turned around and handed the menu to the second child and said, "Big brother, what dish do you order?" ”

The second child was shaving the green stubble on his head with a kitchen knife, and said casually: "Come to the second most expensive!" ”

I found that the waiter's shirt was soaking wet.

The third child was sharpening the kitchen knife with the bottom of the teacup, and without waiting for the waiter to talk nonsense, he said directly: "Come to the third most expensive!" ”

I noticed that the waiter was already showing some signs of collapse.

The fourth child was shaving his leg hair with the kitchen knife: "Come to the fourth most expensive!" ”

I feel like the waiter has already choked out internal injuries!

The fifth and sixth were sparring with kitchen knives, and said impatiently, "Don't ask, right?" ”

Blood was oozing from the corners of the waiter's mouth.

The seventh and eighth, the ninth and the tenth just took out the poker and squatted on the ground to play with the fan paper, a spade was not fanned, but it was blown by the wind on the waiter's body, and it flew up in a flicker, and the seventh took a kitchen knife and chopped on the table: "Grandson, are you looking for death?" ”

The waiter finally cried!

When he walked in front of a lamp, the way of ordering finally changed, and the old man didn't think about it, so he put out a sentence: "Come to the most aphrodisiac, if it doesn't work, I will come to smash your shop at night!" ”

The waiter is already a little numb!

Originally, the thirteenth son of Chun, who was still Sven, seemed to have been taken up by my daughter-in-law's great-grandmother Bai Yuzhen, but I saw him say to the waiter with a woman's emphasis: "Damn, if I find out that you are making snake soup here, I will kill you!" Bring me a fried toad! ”

If you want to say that the most gentle is the difficult master, the old lady calmly took the menu, and asked the waiter with kind eyebrows: "Little brother, do you know which dish to enlarge your breasts?" ”

The waiter replied honestly: "Sister, you are a little difficult here!" Eat enough to choke! ”

Ding Nan was a little shy, and pointed to the chest muscles of a lamp: "It doesn't need to be too big, just be bigger than that old monk!" ”

If you want to say that the waiter is the most embarrassed, it has to be said that Su Feifei and Diao Zetian, the waiter was originally devastated, but when he walked to Chen Yuanyuan, who was in combination with the two of them, Bacheng recognized her as a star, and suddenly seemed to be resurrected with full blood, took off his shirt and asked Chen Yuanyuan to sign on it.

Chen Yuanyuan kicked him with one eye, one eye kept spinning at high speed, suddenly bit two fingers, both hands were written with blood at the same time, and a sentence was written in his left hand: Dongfang is undefeated and a dead lady, and his right hand wrote a sentence: Sophie Night uses love to detect leaks.

The waiter was speechless, and eighty percent of them would not watch TV in the future: "What do you think you order?" ”

"Chicken stew with mushrooms!" It should be Sophie Fei who speaks.

"Don't stew mushrooms with chickens, braised donkey sausages." Seeing that the waiter was leaving, Diao Zetian said.

"If you want a chicken to stew mushrooms, you dare to braised donkey plate intestines, I'll kill you!"

"If you want to braise donkey plate intestines, you dare to stew mushrooms with chickens, and the old lady will be killed on the spot!"

"I'll kill you!"

"The old lady will kill you!"

……

The waiter was messy, and I said to the confused waiter, "Let's do both!" ”

If you want to say that the most normal is still 120, this guy looked at the recipe for a long time, and suddenly said to the waiter: "Roast two skewers of kidneys for me!" ”

……

When the waiter came to me after ordering a round of dishes, I found that this young man's hair was gray, and he looked at me painfully and said, "Big brother, what do you want?" ”

"I won't order, you just follow the list, half of the food will be served, and the drinks can be served now!" I'm really afraid that this group of idiots will eat up one of them, and it will be a shame to throw them home!

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion at the door of the private room.

First, a baritone with a strong voice: "What do you mean, I paid a deposit, how can you still occupy our private room?" Lao Tzu wants to see, who is so arrogant? "Strangely, this voice is somewhat familiar.

Followed by a polite voice: "Sir, I'm really sorry, can I change you to another table?" "Looks like the manager of the hotel.

The baritone was visibly angry: "Why? You know a fart, that private room is a good location in your hotel, not only in line with the meaning of dragonfly water, but even the ventilation is the best in your hotel! In case I have diarrhea in another room, will your hotel compensate me? ”

After a few seconds, the hotel manager was already crying: "Sir, there are people in that room now, it seems that they are not normal, several waiters have been carried out, I think you should not look for trouble!" I also have no choice, this year to open a restaurant, none of us dare to offend! ”

The baritone seemed to be interested: "Oh, I still don't believe it, it's bright in broad daylight, and they still dare to hurt people?" The old man must go to the commentary! ”

"Sir, sir! Don't do that! "With the hotel manager's obstruction, the door of our private room was pushed open suddenly, and I saw a man about sixty years old leading a group of people to rush in.

"President Zhao?" I said how could the voice be so familiar, it turned out to be Zhang Qiang's former father-in-law, Chairman Zhao. Chairman Zhang was wearing a Mao suit today, and there were about 17 or 8 people standing behind him, including men and women, old and young, the oldest was about 70 years old, and the youngest looked to be in his twenties.

Because my dress was so simple, Chairman Zhao didn't see me at all, but he scolded and shouted at us, "Are you sick?" Why grab our single room? One by one wears two (b) Yes, is it very stylish? I heard that you also injured the waiter? I'm ...... today."

Suddenly, President Zhao couldn't go on, he finally saw the group of people on the opposite side, especially the morning glory who rushed towards him with a kitchen knife.

President Zhao scolded a, turned around and was about to run, and the bunch of people behind him suddenly seemed to be facing a great enemy, it seems that the grudge between these two groups is not a day or two.

"President, what should I do? Run or fight? Behind Chairman Zhao, a young man who looked younger than Ouyang asked quietly.

Chairman Zhao had a pained look on his face: "Damn, why are they here?" I remember they can't afford to eat this kind of meal. Run? Shame on so many people! ”

"What then? We can't beat them, damn it, I was slashed last time, and now the wound is not healed! ”

"Calm down, see what they mean! Get ready, guys, you'll have to do it twice before you run! ”