"You said the land is yours, do you have any documents to prove it?"

Bai Huang nodded at the man with a smile, with a pleasant face: "As long as you can get the land certificate, whether it is compensation or return the land, it is easy to say." ”

The group of men next to him who were exerting their strength immediately smelled a familiar smell, which was the smell of conspiracy.

What kind of virtue is his new boss, through these days of getting along, they are roughly the same-smiling tiger is what he said! Give the little boss a scarf and a pair of glasses, and you don't need makeup to play Fu Zhigao, and you can pit people and make a pit!

"What kind of land certificate, this row of houses you built is the foundation of my old house! All five of us know it! Don't bluff people with any land certificates! ”

As soon as these words came out, Bai Huang's heart suddenly brightened.

Only scoundrels who are intent on making trouble and taking advantage of them will not even be able to get the land certificate, and they will talk about it as soon as it comes to it. Obviously, this guy belongs to the people who are not right-hearted, and they are eyeing him as a "big fat meat".

"If you don't have a certificate, you can't talk about it." Bai Huang smiled good-naturedly, and took the initiative to disperse a cigarette, and then patted the other party's shoulder: "So many people are watching, it's inconvenient to speak, let's talk while we go." ”

The man saw that Bai Huang was easy to speak, and his smug color evolved into arrogance, and looking at that posture, he didn't really want to take Bai Huang's cigarette.

But at a glance, he aimed at the cigarette box, and the word "Zhonghua" was reversed by the golden light, and he put it to his mouth arrogantly, and shook his eyes obliquely: "If you have anything to say, you can compensate as much as you want to compensate after you finish speaking, don't think it's just that......"

Bai Huang nodded in agreement and glanced back twice.

Both groups of people were twenty meters away, guarding each other, and no one paid attention to it......

What a chance!

Bai Huang's mind moved slightly, and the ability feedback that came with wild communication was activated.

When he came out this time, he controlled two pets, one was a cauliflower snake and the other was a toad.

Imagine how frightened a humanoid creature would be if it was not prepared when a humanoid creature with a mouth bigger than a zombie, a soft tongue that was about to hang down to its chest, eyes bulging out suddenly, and still dripping and spinning.

The splash skin who was holding Bai Huang's shoulders was originally swallowing clouds and spitting fog, but as soon as he took a sip, he was choked fiercely.

He only felt that his adrenaline was soaring, but his limbs were paralyzed and weak, and his throat and eyes were like a big duck egg, and he desperately wanted to scream, but he couldn't.

After another second, a clearly visible wet mark appeared between the man's legs.

"Ahh

After urinating incontinence, the man finally screamed miserably, as if a little woman had been climbed onto the instep by a mouse and cockroach, stumbling away from Bai Huang and jumping towards the crowded side!

……

Watching a group of people come and go in a hurry, Bai Huang's employees, although they are all raising their eyebrows, are also curious.

A group of people surrounded Bai Huang and gossiped, asking the truth about the man's ghost crying wolf.

But obviously, they couldn't dig anything, so they had to laugh and worry nonsense: "Boss, you got someone else to pee, what if he comes to retaliate?" ”

"Vulgar, what do you mean by 'engagement'?" Bai Huang was very dissatisfied with the wording of his subordinates, and after glaring at him, he taught him confidently: "Eating and drinking Lazar is the nature of human beings, and what shame does nature reveal...... Okay, okay, let's get to work! ”

……

Don't look at Bai Huang's mouth and don't take those people seriously, but in fact he cares a lot.

He originally planned to go to Tian's house to talk about the problem of contracting the city's dead ends, but now he also delayed it and went to the villagers' activity room of the fifth group of Jiangnan Township instead.

After spending a pack of China and playing two rounds of mahjong, Bai Huang inquired about the identity of the group of splashers.

……

At night, everything is quiet, and the moon is obscured by thick clouds.

This kind of weather is obviously very suitable for doing some strange things.

There is no camera surveillance in Jiangnan Township, so Bai Huang walked on the road in a big way, without the slightest cover.

It's just that despite his arrogance, who knows that the heart of a certain druid is full of sorrow - he is followed by nothing but a group of treacherous mice, that is, unlikable night owls.

Obviously, the reality at this moment is getting farther and farther away from Bai Huang's life goal of leading Huang Huang and Huang Qingcang.

The connotation is good, and the practicality is good.

Bai Huang could only comfort himself like this.

Came to the trouble-stirring house, a two-story small building, the exterior wall is not even painted, and the red bricks are exposed.

Bai Huang didn't bother to grind, his thoughts were scattered, and he gave an order directly.

The squeak of the rat suddenly resounded, making people's scalps explode! Immediately after, the night owl also joined in, cooing and chirping strangely, as if it had opened the door of the Yama Palace! Even Bai Huang, the initiator, was furious in his heart, not to mention those who didn't know.

After a few moments, there was a click in the room, and the lights on the second floor came on.

It's all expected!

Bai Huang nodded in satisfaction, and then without hesitation, he summoned the big quail, blessed the fever, and leaned over to the window.

After about ten seconds, there was a bang, a panicked sound of touching something, and then the lights went out.

Estimating that the fright was almost over, Bai Huang gave an order to force the dozens of mice to wait for death on the spot, but let the two owls kill wantonly.

Typical unloading and killing of donkeys, but from the druid's point of view, rat infestation is also one of the scourges that destroys nature and balance. So Bai Huang has no pressure now, and obviously there will be no in the future.

When the owls had finished eating, they were told to peck their beaks and claws, and half a hundred of the rats were disemboweled, and thrown in front of the house.

Bai Huang grinned with satisfaction, thinking about whether to call the CCTV science and education channel.

An ordinary southwest township, an ordinary residential house, but late one night, a huge monster appeared, and there were countless mouse corpses in front of the door! Is it a mountain ghost, or a zombie? Please follow this issue of Into Science......

Well, that's a pretty good theme! If this is a program on the central station, how much attention can it attract to Xijiang City and Jiangnan District!

As a druid, it is barely my duty to help his hometown develop tourism.

When the last mouse also burped, Bai Huang laughed twice and left the crime scene refreshed.

In this way, those unemployed people will not have the energy to go to the nursery to make trouble.

……

It's a pity that reality and ideals always go in opposite directions, and God won't open up to you just because you're a druid.

Bai Huang thought that he had solved this little accident.

But he didn't know that early the next morning, when he left the nursery and went straight to Tian Jia's parents, a certain big belly who had a relationship with him was angry at home.

"Waste, it's all waste, it's a big fart, you can't do anything! Also scared into the hospital? Idiot rubbish! ”

The big belly is full of evil fire, and next to him, a girl with some ability in her charm is grinning and laughing: Dad, you are foul again! Isn't it just a nursery, what's so hard about that? I'll go and tell Liangliang that we can come forward and buy that piece of land. ”