Chapter 115: My name is Dick

When I turned my head, I could never forget the hostess's face full of horror. ”;

That's right, I scared her.

In her eyes, I am a pure hooligan, a little wolf who has taken off human skin, ** naked, and a little cultured.

The hostess glared at me hatefully and said with her lips: "Hooligans! ”

I looked boldly and presumptuously, and threw myself directly into the open collar of the hostess.

The hostess blushed, twisted her head, took small steps, and ran away in shame.

My actions aroused the disgust of those around me.

The uncle, who was about to break his neck, looked at me with disdain, and deliberately moved his body outward, meaning to draw a line with me.

I sat there indifferently.

Smiling, calm, affectionate eyes, staring at Zhu Xiaoqi, the eternal tender model in my heart!

She worked hard, was serious, and carefully cut the shredded meat.

Even though I couldn't see it very clearly, I could feel a bead of sweat on the tip of her nose.

She was a little nervous.

But very seriously, attentively!

At this time, I set my eyes on the fifth girl again.

Although these five girls are not the five girls who are otaku partners, they are the five girls who are the partners of wealthy businessmen.

They are very exaggerated, very shy, and coquettish in front of the camera. They are professionally trained and know how to {δΈ€ + {read} novels ybdu shows themselves in front of the camera with the power of seducing souls**.

They laughed, laughed, laughed.

I looked and turned to the five judges.

The judges were looking at Xiao Qi, and yes, they weren't taken away by the five little vixens.

I guess they are very curious about Xiao Qi's own hands to cut shredded meat, green vegetables, and boil soup. Instead of taking the ingredients prepared by the chefs and processing them simply like other tender molds.

The race soon came to a fiery final stage.

The models gave the prepared dishes to the judges to taste one by one, and of course, they did not forget to show their meat to the judges......

Finally, Xiao Qi appeared.

She held a large tray of five steaming bowls of beef noodles in her hands and served it to the judges herself.

Soon, I saw a scene that made me happy.

The five judges buried their heads and used the standard noodle eating posture. ”; (Please note that it is a noodle eating, not a tasting.) In six minutes, five bowls of beef noodles were eaten!

I laughed.

However, in an instant, I saw a touch of great discord appear.

A person stood up in the VIP seat under the stands, he glanced at the studio, as if thinking about something, took out his mobile phone again, and walked out while making a call.

I got up, and quietly, followed the man.

The reason why I did this was because that person was Brother Hun.

Although I am not a conspirator, I also don't know what a conspiracy is.

But instinct told me that when Brother Hui went out at this time, there must be a problem.

I followed and walked out of the studio.

Brother Hun looked around cautiously.

I tail up, in a professional position.

Brother Hun turned into the empty corridor on the side of the studio.

I stopped around the corner, looked again, and suddenly found that Brother Hun's shadow was gone.

I ran into the hallway.

As I passed by the bathroom, I suddenly heard someone talking inside.

The voice was soft, low, as if something was being discussed.

My heart moved, I went crazy, switched to camera mode, pointed the camera outside, and sneaked into the bathroom quietly.

The door is closed.

I tugged on the handle and poked the crazy lens through the crack in the door.

I looked at the screen and saw that Brother Hun was talking to a middle-aged elegant man.

"Director Chen, I also think about the idea of swimsuits for the ratings in the station, but, who knows that those two girls are too bold and too scaled, go back, I will definitely talk about them."

"Okay, I have also heard of your brother Hui's reputation in the industry, and today's competition is public welfare and charity, but look at it, what have you done? You're about to turn your TV station into a tertiary studio! ”

"Director Chen, I have admitted my mistakes, you see, today's champion ......"

"Hey! This kind of thing, it's not easy for me to do, you see that several teachers have expressed their positions, saying that only Zhu Xiaoqi is doing things with his heart, and the rest are just hip-hop for fun, without any sincerity, what do you want me to do. ”

Director Chen...... Director Chen...... Director Chen, you can help, you see, I have made an appointment with Sasha for you. She promised, as long as you let us win the championship, tonight, she will be your person......"

"Hmmm......"

…… The middle-aged elegant man on the crazy screen seems to be thinking.

"You're like this, for a while, I'll find a way to take the judges away first, temporarily add a live audience vote, and then cut it later. However, this can be explained, not as an example! ”

"Good...... Good...... I understand, I understand. ”

I retracted my love with a cold expression and slowly exited the bathroom.

At this time, Brother Hun had already walked to the door.

I had an idea, and I stepped into the women's bathroom.

I didn't dare to go inside, I just stood at the door, waiting for Brother Hun's departure, I went crazy, called up Weibo, adjusted the video I just recorded to the upload state, and wrote the title "Entertainment Unspoken Rules, the ** Easy Process of the Director of a TV Station and the Model Company".

I don't believe it, if this Weibo is sent out, he Director Chen will not be popular!

I sneered and walked out of the women's restroom and swaggered into the men's restroom.

Director Chen unbuttoned his trouser belt, stood in front of the urinal, and silently exercised.

When I entered, he glanced at me with a nonchalant gaze and continued to urinate with luck.

I unbuckled my trousers and poured a powerful jet of water into the urinal.

When I was done, I lifted my pants and glanced at what Director Chen's fingers were pinching......

QQ intestines?

Wrong? Not that thick.

I withdrew my gaze and smiled, "The prostate is not good." ”

Director Chen was embarrassed: "Hehe, middle-aged man, it's old, there's no way." ”

I tied my belt: "A small problem can be a big hair if it is not cured, I once knew a man, he had the same problem as you, but he didn't listen to me, he chose not to be treated, and then ......"

I stopped.

Director Chen became interested: "What happened later?" ”

I blackfaced: "Then he died." ”

Director Chen shuddered.

I was happy: "Actually, the prostate is mainly caused by excessive masturbation and unclean sexual life, such as your condition, if you have another appointment with Sasha and Lili tonight, I estimate that you will have pain tomorrow, and it will hurt for at least a month." ”

Director Chen: "Ah......"

But soon, he reacted and said to me in a standard official tone, "Who are you?" What are you doing here? Do you believe it or not, I'll call the armed police to take you away immediately? ”

I stepped forward: "Scare, then scare, you call, I let you call the armed police, you have the ability to call the whole army, you call!" ”

Director Chen was stunned, his hands instinctively protected the pocket version of QQ intestines, took a step back, and said, "What do you want to do?" Want to rob? ”

I laughed evilly: "I'm just an amateur photographer, I don't have a job, I don't have a hukou, I don't have a temporary residence permit." But – I have Weibo, I have a lot of followers, and I also like to tweet. ”

Director Chen trembled more and more: "Weibo, you ...... You tweet, what's the matter with me. ”

I took a step forward, turned on the screen, and said in front of Director Chen: "Director Chen, you are a cultural person, what do you think of the wording of my Weibo title?" ”

Director Chen glanced at it.

Cold sweat......

A smack popped up from his forehead.

I shook my phone, then retracted it, and let my thumb press on the send button.

I smiled: "Director Chen, I like this feeling of not being released, because I know that as long as I press it lightly, boom...... Your world will blow up! Is that right? Director Chen? ”

Director Chen gritted his teeth and nodded, and said with difficulty, "What exactly do you want?" ”

I said indifferently, "I don't like money, I don't like fame, and I don't like to work at your TV station." Well, I just like the word fairness. ”

Director Chen nodded.

Me: "Well, it's good if you understand. I won't say anything more, you are a cultural person, you know culture better than me, and you know the rules better than me. ”

Director Chen kept nodding.

I said, "Good! How nice is that! By the way, and your prostate, if you are interested, you can email me. ”

I took a pen and paper in my bag and wrote down an email address.

Director Chen took it with a trembling hand, he quickly glanced at the address on the email, and asked me while trying to lift his pants, "Why don't you leave your mobile phone number?" ”

I smiled back: "Leave your phone number?" Think about it with your own brain, will I leave my phone number? ”

Director Chen was stunned: "No." ”

I chuckled, turned around, and was leaving.

Director Chen shouted in a low voice, "What's your name?" ”

I sneered: "My name is '**silk'"

With that, I walked out of the bathroom without looking back.