Chapter 142: Chen Tao, You're Drunk

PS: Thank you for the reminder from the editor, I made it ^_^

"Hey, man, don't drink it, you've already drunk a lot." Ji Ran watched Chen Tao pour cups of beer into his stomach, and there were more and more empty wine bottles on the table, and he suddenly became worried.

If this kid gets drunk, with his size of more than 180 centimeters and weight of more than 150 pounds, it is estimated that his small body will not be able to bear it.

"Leave me alone, I'm not drunk, I'm still drinking!" Chen Tao shouted while picking up the wine bottle and actually drank it to the wine bottle.

Oh my God, is this kid crazy? If you drink it like this, you will die.

Ji Ran saw that things were developing in an uncontrollable direction, and hurriedly called the waiter to settle the bill, it didn't matter if he checked out, when he looked at the bill, Ji Ran was startled, just ten bottles of beer, plus dozens of skewers, and a few side dishes, it actually cost more than five hundred, "Nima, are you sure this is not a black shop?" ”

"Beauty, if it's a black shop, I'll ask you for a thousand, hurry up and give the money." The waiter urged unscrupulously.

"Wine, I want wine, bring me wine! ~”

Hearing that Chen Tao wanted wine, Ji Ran hurriedly settled the account and set him up to prepare for flashing.

After walking out of the hotel, Ji Ran thought about it, it was better not to send him back to the dormitory, if he was carried back like this, it was inevitable that other classmates would not think about it, especially if Xia An'an saw it, and she didn't know where she thought of it.

After thinking about it, Ji Ran felt that it would be more appropriate to send him to the hotel, where there were few people, just so that he could be quiet and quiet.

It took Ji Ran a lot of effort to drive Chen Tao to the hotel. As soon as she saw the two of them coming, the proprietress glanced up and down at Ji Ran with a very vulgar look, and couldn't help but shake her head.

"I said girl. You have such good conditions, how can you find such an alcoholic man? It's a shame. ”

Hearing this, Ji Ran's embarrassed cheeks turned red, "Auntie, you misunderstood, he is not my boyfriend, he is my classmate." He was drunk, and I told him to come over and rest. ”

The proprietress looked unconvinced, and pouted with a smile. "Okay, don't make excuses, who came here to open a room, which one is not looking for excitement? Auntie understands. Room keys. Take it, yes, don't break things. ”

At the same time that the proprietress gave the key, she actually gave a Durex, Ji Ran collapsed, could it be that the person who came to open the room, must have come for that kind of thing?

Just when Ji Ran was about to ask if he could return Durex. The proprietress said presciently, "It's all included in the room fee." Whether you want it or not, the money will not be returned. ”

Hearing the proprietress say this, Ji Ran frowned helplessly, stuffed Durex into his pocket, and carried Chen Tao to the room.

After throwing Chen Tao on the bed, Ji Ran was already tired and had no strength, sat on the edge of the bed and rested for a while, and was about to leave, when suddenly his wrist was tightly grabbed by Chen Tao.

This guy, why is he so dishonest when he is drunk?

Ji Ran wanted to break free, but Chen Tao's strength was so great, he struggled a few times and didn't succeed, but was caught tighter by him.

Ji Ran was angry, "I said Chen Tao, let's not use the strength of wine to play hooligans, okay?" I know you're not drunk, let it go! ~”

Chen Tao's eyes were a little hazy, he sat up in a daze, staring at Ji Ran drunk, and there were tears in his dark eyes, as if he was very sad.

"Xiaoli, don't go, stay with me for one night." Chen Tao opened his two big eyes, and actually opened his mouth to call Ji Ran Xiaoli, and Ji Ran collapsed.

"Brother, please see clearly, I'm Ji Ran, not Xiaoli." Ji Ran patted Chen Tao's face, hoping that he would sober up soon.

However, Chen Tao smiled stupidly and shook his head, "Xiaoli, you are my Xiaoli, I won't admit my mistake." Xiaoli, I'm sorry, I don't really want to break up with you, in fact, I've always loved you very much. ”

"Huh?" Ji Ran looked at Chen Tao strangely, could this be the legendary drunken confession? Chen Tao, this kid won't regret it after breaking up with his girlfriend, right?

"Xiaoli, I really miss the good times of our three years of high school, if life can be repeated, I would rather not come to Mizuki University and go to Haida with you, so that we can go to the waves hand in hand together and watch the sea in the morning breeze together." Chen Tao said with tears in his eyes.

I really didn't see it, this kid is still quite romantic.

"Xiaoli, I was wrong, I shouldn't have broken up with you, forgive me once, okay? I don't care what you've had with other boys before, let's start over, shall we? Chen Tao held Ji Ran's little hand tightly and asked.

Ji Ran frowned, is this guy really unable to distinguish between people? Or does he really love the girl named Xiaoli, so he mistakes himself for Xiaoli?

But no matter what the situation is, one thing is certain now, Chen Tao has regarded Ji Ran as Xiaoli.

"Okay, can I give me some time to think about it? You obediently rest here first, and give you an answer tomorrow. Ji Ran said and broke Chen Tao's hand, pressed him down on the bed, and turned around to leave.

However, as soon as he turned around, he was suddenly hugged by Chen Tao from behind, Ji Ran collapsed, this guy can't stick to me, right?

"Let it go, didn't you tell you to hear the news tomorrow?" Ji Ran struggled hard, but Chen Tao hugged him tightly and couldn't break free, but because of too much force, his body suddenly lost his balance and fell on the bed with Chen Tao.

"I don't want it, I want the answer now, if you don't say it, I won't let you go." Chen Tao hugged Ji Ran tightly, and there was a strong smell of wine in his mouth, which made Ji Ran almost faint.

"Okay, okay, I promise you, promise to start over with you, okay? Are you satisfied? Ji Ran coaxed.

"Really? Can we reconcile? ”

"Yes, yes, it's the same as before." Ji Ran continued to lie, and at the same time secretly prayed in his heart, hoping that this guy would not remember these lies after he sobered up.

"Great, Xiaoli, great, thank you." Chen Tao was finally satisfied, and laughed with tears, this was the first time Ji Ran had seen an expression that looked like crying and laughing, but the smile made people feel a little bitter.

"Okay, good, you have a good rest first, and let's go to the movies together tomorrow, okay?" Ji Ran took advantage of Chen Tao's relaxation of vigilance, pulled away Chen Tao's hand, and coaxed.

Chen Tao nodded vigorously, "Okay." ”

"Well, that's it, now you have a good rest, I'll go back to school." Ji Ran was about to leave after speaking, but was pulled back by Chen Tao.

Ji Ran collapsed again, "I said, what's wrong again?" ”

"Xiaoli, don't go, I want to invite you to eat bananas." Chen Tao said suddenly.

Ji Ran blinked strangely, "Eat bananas?" Uh, no, I'm full, I don't need to, another day. ”

"No, I want you to eat my big banana right now." Chen Tao said drunkenly, "You have eaten Senior Ah Kun's banana, and said that his banana is the favorite, I don't believe it, my banana is better than his, I want you to eat my banana." ”

"Okay, okay, then I'll go buy bananas and come back and eat them for you." Ji Ran was about to break Chen Tao's hand after speaking, but Chen Tao grabbed Ji Ran's wrist tightly and never let go.

"Hey, I'm going to buy bananas, how can I eat them without bananas?" Ji Ran looked at Chen Tao strangely.

I saw that Chen Tao's eyes suddenly flashed a strange light, and he looked down at his bottom, "I'm talking about this banana." ”

Ji Ran looked down suspiciously, and was suddenly startled, there was actually a small tent under Chen Tao, and it was obviously trembling rhythmically, Ji Ran swallowed his saliva fiercely, and his heart was about to jump out in fright.

After a while, it turned out to be this banana......

As soon as the thought flashed, Ji Ran suddenly felt a tumbling river in his throat, and he couldn't help but feel the urge to vomit.

And in the next second, Chen Tao had already pressed Ji Ran down on the bed, pressing Ji Ran's hands on the side of his neck, making Ji Ran unable to move, "Xiaoli, I want you to taste my banana, the original banana that no one has ever tasted." ”

Ji Ran frowned, and almost laughed out loud, what about the reduced banana, is there still spicy?

"I'm going to let you know that my bananas are the best, and I want you to have enough today." Chen Tao said, tied Ji Ran's hands with shoelaces, and then took off his pants, and suddenly a big black and ugly banana [Nima, let's call it that, it's actually more like a burning stick, you know? ], presented in front of Ji Ran's eyes, and was moving towards Ji Ran's cherry mouth, little by little.

Ji Ran looked at the big banana covered with mosaics, retching, struggling desperately, she didn't want to eat other people's bananas, and moreover, it was in her own reluctance.

Ji Ran struggled hard, but his hands were tied by shoelaces, and he couldn't struggle at all, seeing that the big banana was about to touch Ji Ran's small mouth, suddenly, Ji Ran's hand seemed to have reached something hard, and he didn't care what it was, in short, Ji Ran smashed Chen Tao's head with that hard thing in the next second.

"Bang! ~", Chen Tao's eyes were glazed, he lost consciousness, his body pounced, and he fell on the bed.

"Eat bananas, eat bananas, eat your sister's big bananas? Now it's obviously still beating hard, and you still play this kind of side-kick, and you won't be killed much. Ji Ran pushed Chen Tao's heavy body like a dead pig away from his body, and complained angrily.

After biting off the shoelaces with his teeth, Ji Ran didn't leave immediately, the reason is very simple, what did you say? She wants to eat bananas? Eat your sister's bananas? Of course not, the main reason is that Chen Tao was drunk, and he was smashed on the head by Ji Ran with an ashtray just now, I don't know if it will be dangerous, so Ji Ran still needs to observe for a while before leaving.

Ji Ran sat on the edge of the bed for a while, and gradually, Chen Tao's snoring sound came from beside him, and Ji Ran put his mind at ease, covered his big banana full of mosaics with his clothes, and got up and left the hotel. (To be continued......)