After the pink light shone on Lao Chi's body for about a second, suddenly, Lao Chi's whole person turned green! Verdant verdant!

"Huh?" Zhang Ping frowned, and said to herself with some doubts: "It's so strange, why did it turn green?" What's going on? ”

I said happily: "It's been almost two months since we came out, and eighty percent of his wife is doing at home!" You know! What is true love these days! ”

As soon as I said it, I realized that it seemed that I also had a woman in the yang world, and suddenly, I stopped talking!

Zhang Ping ignored me: "You wait a while, I'll take a look at the manual!" With that, she rummaged through her clothes for a long time, and finally found a booklet and looked through it.

I asked her, "Don't you know how to use it?" ”

Zhang Ping said to me shyly while checking: "I have only been working for two days, and I am not very familiar with the business, and they all say that it is very peaceful here, and no one has appeared for thousands of years, so I asked me to patrol here, and I didn't expect to meet you...... Hey, there is, this is written, how to use the identity discriminator, one, keep the power sufficient, two, press the switch hard, three, if the other party turns red, it is a normal resident, if it turns black, it is a wanted criminal, it becomes blue, it is a member of the brain-dead group Hanako 2, and if it turns green, it is ...... No way! No way! ”

I hurriedly asked, "What's going on to turn green?" ”

Zhang Ping took a few steps back in a panic, picked up the discriminator and shone it at me, and soon, I also turned green!

Sure enough, don't talk nonsense!

Zhang Ping was a little more nervous, and I even found that she was a bit of a posture to run away, so I didn't know what was going on, so I hurriedly leaned over and asked her, "What do you mean, what does green mean?" ”

Zhang Ping trembled and said, "Green represents ghosts!" Woowoo...... Are you ghosts? Don't hurt me! Please, I've just had my first day on the job, and I haven't gotten married and had children, woo woo woo ......"

I was stunned!

What does he mean by ghost? Isn't she a ghost? Even if that so-called discriminator is really powerful, then we should find out that we are geniuses, right?

Lao Wan stood behind me and explained a few words in my ear before I realized that in the eyes of our humans, the yin ghost is a ghost, and in the eyes of the yin spirit, we humans are also ghosts...... Generally speaking, we humans will not be seen by the ghosts of the underworld when we come to the underworld, but because we are in this netherworld and fire, our aura is lost, but our true bodies are revealed!

At this time, the atmosphere was already a little tense, I stuck to Zhang Ping's side, and I could clearly see the fear on her face, and the dark bird was also a little nervous, and the flesh all over her body was tight, and it looked like she was preparing to escape.

I hurriedly explained: "Beauty, don't get me wrong, we are good people and will not harm you...... I said it clearly, in fact, I am ......" I just wanted to reveal the amazing identity of my Yin Si spokesperson, suddenly, the situation changed suddenly, and the four old monsters standing and crawling behind me suddenly jumped up, and Lao Le instantly hit Zhang Ping's neck with a sharp knife.

Lao Chi said nervously: "Beauty, I'm sorry!" Don't move, be careful that the knife doesn't have long eyes, don't move that strange bird, be careful that I fight with this woman to break the net! ”

I was baffled by this sudden situation, and asked Xiang Chi angrily: "What are you doing?" Crazy? ”

Lao Chi arched his hand to me with his mutilated arms: "I'm sorry, this underworld is also the territory of that master, we can't be discovered, Brother Wang, I'm sorry, as long as she is obedient, send us to a safe place, and when we recover our true qi, we will let her go!" ”

The huge bird finally came to its senses, and suddenly flapped its wings a few times and wanted to take off, Lao Wan glared angrily, and shouted at the bird: "Don't move, although I don't know when the underworld began to patrol with the bird, but I know that the bird and the master live and die together, as long as this woman hangs, you will blow yourself up and die on the spot!" ”

"Despicable!" The bird was obviously touched by Lao Wan's words, and saw the mother bird tremble a few times, and suddenly, one turned around, and turned into a graceful girl!

What's more, what's even more amazing is that the girl that this mother bird has turned into is very similar to Zhang Ping's appearance! Except for the difference in expression and demeanor, I really can't tell which one is which!

"Humph! It seems that you have not only signed a contract, but also signed a blood contract for generations, haha! We're safe this time! "Lao Wan is already a little crazy!

The bird walked to Zhang Ping's side angrily, and said unhappily: "I told you to be careful, don't trust others easily, you just don't listen, you see, it was kidnapped by five disabled people with incomplete limbs, this is going to let others know, how can we mess up?" ”

Zhang Ping was scared and shy: "I'm sorry, I think they are quite pitiful...... Don't make an example, never again! ”

I didn't dare to say the identity of my Yin Si spokesperson at this time, I was so troubled by the four old monsters, if I said it again, I was afraid that I would be laid off, I walked to the side of the bird and politely said to her: "Sister Bird, don't be nervous, as long as you take us out, we will guarantee your safety!" ”

The bird glared at me: "That's it, you guys are talking, otherwise, I will blow you up and send you away!" ”

As he spoke, the bird turned around again and turned into a giant bird again.

I was impressed by this miraculous exercise, and said solemnly: "Today I have to ride on the girl's back, and I will repay it in the future!" ”

Lao Le's pig-killing knife stabbed me: "Don't be useless!" Hurry up and get on the plane! ”

Soon, the six of us climbed onto the back of the bird, sure enough, we found a slender cockpit on the back of the bird, not big or small, it seems to be able to fit four or five people, we studied for a long time, and worked hard for a long time, and finally all squeezed in, the driver Zhang Ping needed to stand, naturally sat in the front, I stuck behind Zhang Ping, behind him are the four old perverts who eat, drink and have fun! One by one, not even a seam! I was holding a pig-killing knife in my left hand, symbolically threatening Zhang Ping, and it was in this situation that we set off!

After flying for ten minutes, we had risen to an altitude of about 20,000 meters, and at such a high altitude, I still couldn't see the edge of the Netherworld Fire, and I sighed in my heart at the vastness of the underworld, while enduring another kind of torture!

The specific situation is like this, because the cockpit capacity is too small, each of us is very close, basically squeezed in, and my front is close to Zhang Ping's back, and then this woman's figure is good......

What tortures me even more is that behind me and the old pervert Chi is also next to each other, if I feel right, this old pervert seems to be a little impulsive!

I suddenly lost my confidence in being a human being!