【126】 The legendary detective
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"Hehe, I know that Sheman is the most reasonable!" Nanke said expectantly, "If you go to the bathroom, can you bring out the sanitary napkins that Li Lan changed for me?" By the way, just put it in this plastic bag and give it to me. ”
Nanke said as he handed a black plastic bag to Wang Xueman.
Wang Xueman was petrified.
At least 15 seconds later, Wang Xueman stammered and confirmed, "Nanke, what did you say?" You want Alan's ...... What is Ah Lan's? ”
"Sanitary napkins." Nanker crossed his fingers and took on the table the signature pose of Commander Ikari in "eVa", his eyes deep as if he was not discussing obscene matters at all, but about the great "Completion Plan for All Mankind".
"Guard, Guard...... Sanitary towel!? ”
"Yes," Nank nodded solemnly, "is it difficult to get your hands on it?" ”
"It's not a question of whether there are difficulties at all!" Wang Xueman's outlook on life seemed to be shattered in an instant, "I heard my predecessors say that there used to be a big thief in Dongshan City, who specialized in stealing girls' underwear hanging on the balcony...... I think that's already very perverted, I didn't expect someone to steal the sanitary napkins used by girls......"
Officer Ma, who was sitting next to him, was drinking a cup of coffee, and he almost sprayed when he heard it.
"How? I told you that Nanker wasn't a good guy, right? Officer Ma contacted the female sniper through a radio earplug, "Not only did he pedal two boats, but as soon as one of the girls went to the bathroom, he asked the other girl to steal the sanitary napkins used by the former!" The degree of this metamorphosis has pushed the back waves of the Yangtze River to the front waves! ”
Although Shu Sha and Li Lan don't have so much in common, they both serve as class presidents in the school, and Officer Ma tells her that Nanke is encouraging female classmates to steal class leader Li Lan's sanitary napkins, which makes Shu Sha shiver unconsciously.
"Not only do you pedal two boats, but are you also a pervert? I'm thinking about shooting at him a little......"
Seeing that Wang Xueman was about to refuse the request and draw a line with himself from now on, Nanke was not in a hurry, there was not even a trace of hesitation in his tone, and his expression was always serious and calm.
After spending some time with Qianxue's military division, Nanke's originally rich imagination has been expanded and developed, and his flickering skills have risen, and he feels that Wang Xueman belongs to the type who is sold by others and helps others count the money, and he can be persuaded with his three-inch tongue.
(I just saw that Li Lan had entered the bathroom, and after not coming out for so long, eighty percent of the "evidence" I needed was already in the trash, right?) I must convince Wang Xueman to help me get the evidence! At worst, this is for the safety of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, and at worst, it is related to Dongshan City and even the whole world! )
After some self-hypnosis, Nanke's face brought out the majesty and sense of justice of the world savior, which made Wang Xueman on the other side feel very shocked.
(How shameless can a person be to make such an expression while stealing a female classmate's sanitary napkin?) I remember that Nank wasn't such a shameless pervert before! )
"Sherman, don't get me wrong." Nan Ke said, "I want you to help me steal Li Lan's sanitary napkins, it's all for her good!" ”
"W-What!?" Wang Xueman was puzzled, "The girl was done with this kind of thing, she will definitely not be happy about it!" ”
"Li Lan won't be happy, but her biological parents will!"
"Huh?"
Nanke took advantage of Wang Xueman's confusion and continued to make up nonsense:
"You also know that Li Lan's parents are not with her, right? In fact, they are not her biological parents, Li Lan's biological parents are someone else! Because it involves the inheritance of the property of the big family, Li Lan was adopted by relatives when she was very young, and her biological parents were framed and imprisoned for ten years! Now her biological parents are wronged, so they want to fight a lawsuit to get their daughter back, which requires Li Lan's blood sample as evidence! ”
"Really?" Wang Xueman felt that what Nanke said seemed to be the plot of a wealthy TV series, but Li Lan was indeed wealthy, so it was hard to guarantee that it was not true.
Seeing that Wang Xueman was about to take the bait, Nanke struck while the iron was hot and put on a mature and sophisticated look.
"Well, I don't tell him in general, don't you notice that my name is pronounced 'Conan' upside down? Conan specializes in helping people solve crimes, and I specialize in helping others solve problems, and I am well-known in the detective circle! Do you know that guy codenamed L? I talked and laughed with him! Li Lan's biological parents hired me, so I had to get Li Lan's blood sample without startling the snake! ”
"So that's the case, no wonder you will be a good point**......" Wang Xueman believed Nanke's words without careful consideration, and she had noticed a sense of mystery floating around Nanke a long time ago.
"Yes, I learned the Qiankun point in the martial arts cheats left by my grandfather, in order to defend myself when solving the commission! Do you still remember the headless floating corpse case in Daning River? In fact, it was only after the police asked me for help that they cracked it! I'm not a full-time detective, but I have a wider range of work than detectives! ”
"It turns out that Nanke, you are such a great person......" Wang Xueman listened with admiration, and Officer Ma, who was watching at the adjacent table, couldn't stand it.
"Shusha, this kid actually said that the headless floating corpse case was solved by the police with his help! Wasn't it because you had excellent eyesight and saw important physical evidence floating on the river a few hundred meters away? How dare he rob you of your credit! ”
"It doesn't matter," the female sniper said lightly, "As long as justice can be served, I don't care if there is merit or not, and my return to Dongshan City is a national secret, even my parents and closest friends don't know that I'm back, and I won't leave my name if I help solve the case." ”
After spending 3 minutes convincing Wang Xueman that he was a super detective, Nanke reached out and slapped it on the table, indicating that the following words were extremely important.
"Xueman, Li Lan has no memory of her biological parents, and telling her the truth may be bad, so I can only make this decision...... You regard Li Lan as a good friend, don't you want your good friend to reunite with his biological parents and no longer be used as a tool for seizing property by bad relatives? I thought about it, only you can please, only you can help me do this! ”
Wang Xueman seemed to have realized: "Could it be ...... Could it be that Nanke, you deliberately lifted Ah Lan's skirt just to create an opportunity like this? I've long wondered that you're not such a frivolous person...... That is, I am now the assistant of the super detective? ”
Wang Xueman is at the age of a dream, and it is inevitable that his imagination will grow by leaps and bounds, Nanke hurriedly nodded and admitted:
"That's right, all my seemingly irrational actions are a ploy! Detectives generally have female assistants, and I'm almost at the age when I should have a female assistant, if you help me do something, I will officially accept you as my assistant! ”
Wang Xueman's face turned red, he lowered his head and looked at his knees, and his two index fingers were facing each other, looking uneasy.
"But, I ...... I don't know karate, I don't have a very good brain, and I'm easy to be fooled......"
Officer Ma said in his heart: You are being deceived now! Girl, you have a snack! You must know that Nanke, who tricked you into stealing sanitary napkins, is not a human at all, he is a monster who breaks his leg and breaks it!
After a lot of lip and tongue, seeing that Wang Xueman was about to agree, Nan Ke saw Li Lan walking back towards him with a weak body, and not far behind her, there was a cleaning aunt carrying a large garbage bag in the bathroom.
(I'll you!) Be preempted by the cleaning aunt! What I said to Wang Xueman just now was all in vain! The proof is in that big garbage bag! )
Immediately decided, Nanke got up from his seat and said to Wang Xueman: "Xueman, you help me drag Li Lan, I'll go get the evidence!" ”
"Okay, good ......" Wang Xueman has not yet woken up from the dream of becoming a "detective assistant", she is already fantasizing that she will get an assistant business card with the name of the agency printed on it. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow the ~ point / Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter qdread can be), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to the qdread WeChat public account! )