readx;?“ Hey, I can't stand it! "Okay, no kidding, I need to count your requirements for spiritual weapons, such as shape, characteristics, Lao Lin, you are responsible for recording it!" ”

Before everyone could react, Coal Nanzi asked, "Big head, I heard...... Hehe, that soul also has a gender, can you choose this ......?"

I trembled, and almost wanted to scold my mother, but in front of so many people, I reluctantly agreed to him: "If there is such a demand, I can record it first, and if it can be done by then, I have to ask the three masters!" One more thing, I need to explain to you that the spiritual weapons created by these three masters may be of the highest grade or the best, and I will let the three masters make them according to the order of your draw, but since it is the shape you choose by yourself, you must accept your fate, whether it is the best or the best at that time, you must accept the reality, and you are not allowed to return for any reason, understand? ”

"Understood!" Everyone responded to me in unison, and then, as soon as you said it, he urged me to register my traits quickly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I nodded with satisfaction and ordered: "Lady first, then let's start registering with my daughter-in-law, let's draw lots first, set the order of manufacturing, and by the way, seriously consider the characteristics of the spiritual artifact, let's start!" ”

The division of labor is orderly, our group is also preparing at the same time, the first to draw lots is naturally Lao Lin, this old man is very lucky, draw a fourth, that is to say, five days later, he will get a second-grade spiritual weapon, the old man is very satisfied, sitting at the table with a smile on his face and recording.

Soon, the order of the four people was roughly determined.

The Su Diao complex began to report the details to me: "The first piece, the female bat, requires the shape: wings; In addition to the attack and defense functions, the special properties required: high-speed flying; Gender: Female! "The female bat will never forget her dream.

"The second piece, Liu Qian, fairy stick, beauty, gender girl!" Well, there's no shame in selling cuteness!

"The third piece, a lamp, a brick, shows a male demeanor, a female gender!" I understand the shape, but I don't understand that this old man wants to make a female brick for Mao.

"The fourth piece, Ouyang, bow and arrow, can shoot the sun, gender female!" Young people, love to be cool, understand!

"The fourth room, it is difficult, the waist is tied, it can lose weight, and the gender is female!" It started with her, and things started to get weird!

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Within half an hour, Lao Lin recorded a lot of information, and then, I also saw all kinds of strange ideas, sometimes, Biao and stupid were not said by others for no reason, but some were proved with practical actions.

For example, have you ever seen a spiritual artifact based on a water cup? Have you ever thought of using trousers as a prototype to create a spiritual weapon? Do you dare to wear glasses that can shoot lasers? What should I do if I hurt my eyes? How can a well-established hood be used on the battlefield, and do you have to take off your clothes before every encounter?

Despite this, Wicker Qing still has a positive assessment of these people - the creative mind is unparalleled!

When most of the people had decided on the order and submitted their requirements, our meeting came to an end.

I took a thick pile of paper and walked into Niu Lao Wu's tent, and at this time, four people were hurriedly making phone calls.

I listened for a while before I understood, it turned out that they found that we have a lot of necessary raw materials shortage here, so they are mobilizing all their strength to prepare, after all, I said it just now, anyone who makes a spiritual weapon, I will pay a total of 1.5 times the Xuaniron stone, at present, for them, time is money, time is everything.

After listening for a while, Geng Luzi put down the phone and said to me with a smile: "Brother, see the smile, your decision has invisibly caused a huge impact on the spiritual weapons and material market of the entire Hades Continent, and now the price of the entire material market has risen by an average of 25%, and most of the high-end materials have been acquired by the four of us, but don't worry, I don't want to raise the price with you, a few of us still have some reputation in this industry, I just want to say that I can guarantee on-time delivery!" ”

I didn't care about this question, and when I took out the information I had just gathered, I smiled and said, "It's okay, a few masters are in charge, it's just ......"

Sun Hammer's face changed, and he directly picked up a stone and put it on my neck, and then said gloomily: "You won't regret it, right?" ”

I hurriedly explained: "Either we regret it, or our requirements may be more alternative!" ”

Liu Axe snorted coldly: "Alternative things, we've seen a lot!" The reason why you will call us masters is entirely because our level is here, will we not be able to meet the requirements of customers? Brother, you underestimate us too much! ”

"Good! That's great! "I was so happy!

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Half an hour later, the three master craftsmen had collapsed, Liu Axe looked at me ashamedly and said: "Big brother, I really didn't expect this, I bragged, tomorrow I will wait for the newspaper to send an apology letter, your request is too difficult, I really can't do anything!" ”

"yes!" Sun Hammer wiped the beads of sweat from his head and said to me: "First of all, we want to talk about the issue of gender, since ancient times, the gender of the machine spirit cannot be determined, let alone the character of the gender after the gender is specified, you look at this, passionate and unrestrained girl?" Damn, it's a tease, isn't it? With the money to build this weapon, he can find an enthusiastic and unrestrained girl, an enthusiastic young woman, and an enthusiastic and unrestrained aunt, and multiply it by thousands of times. ”

Sun Hammer is talking about Jiang Ziya,

Geng Luzi was also grief-stricken: "The first time I saw someone propose to build a spiritual weapon based on a sanitary napkin, and it was the first time I saw a spiritual weapon with the characteristic requirement of increasing height, brother, are you joking with us?" ”

Of course, I'm ashamed, don't I know about these brain-dead behaviors?

But since people have put forward all kinds of unbelievable requirements, I always have to help the big guys try, if it can be done, of course I respect their opinions, if not, let's think of a way that can't be done!

I hurriedly put two sacks of dark iron stone on the table, and then said with a smile: "Three masters, these are very important to us, they are the special business cards we rely on for survival, you may think this is a joke, but for these friends of mine, this is really important, let me tell you the truth, what I have for this thing is that I will not let this thing flow out except for the reward that your brother deserves, the things you consider have nothing to do with me, if this thing is not precious, It's also a problem for your brothers, the responsibility is not on me, I'll be more direct, you don't have to think about saving money for me, buddy, I'm a local tyrant! ”

Niu Lao Wu was in a cold sweat, he took a few deep breaths, and then patted me on the shoulder happily: "Cheng, we know, in the past, no matter how awesome the characters looked for us, they also buckled the rope, now, we understand, you see, in the morning, you come to get the first four spiritual weapons!" ”

This is the effect I wanted, stretched out the two thumbs, praised the four of them for a long time, and I walked out of Niu Lao Wu's tent.

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The next morning, after I got up, I went directly to Niu Lao Wu's tent, for nothing else, just for these four spiritual weapons, these three masters really lived up to their reputation, when I arrived at the tent, there were already four brilliant weapons on the table, revealing such a seductive power.

The first is Liu Qian's customized fairy stick, the best spiritual weapon, the shape is similar to a feather duster, colorful, Geng Luzi is constantly waving the hammer, he explained to me: "I created it, count your fortune, it is a superb spiritual weapon, because I have not studied the so-called beauty before, so the information of the temporary check, may be a little inaccurate, this thing is naturally powerful enough, the machine spirit is also a woman, I entered a beauty encyclopedia in it, I believe that through the understanding of the machine spirit, it will definitely help her owner become more and more beautiful, right." The only thing I know now is that rubbing my face with this thing can remove dead skin! ”

The second is a deck of playing cards customized by Lao Le, although there are fifty-four chapters, but it is actually a spiritual weapon, this thing can create the effect of flying in the sky, attacking the enemy from multiple angles without dead ends, the special effect is to win every gamble, of course, this is also from the hand of Geng Furnace.

The third thing is the cup mentioned above, which belongs to the fat sea in the pile of people in the wicker green, this guy was a storyteller back then, his voice was not good, and he had to use the cup to soak the fat sea to moisten his throat every day, it is said that he had moistened his feelings, and he felt that he was scratching his heart when he couldn't see it for a day, it had a characteristic, he didn't put anything, as long as he poured a little water into it, it would produce the throat moistening effect of the fat sea.

The fourth is my former apprentice Lao Shi, and now my tenth sister's height shoes, this old lady...... This eldest sister is thirty-six years old, everything is very good, but she is relatively short, so she chose such a piece of equipment that can not only PK with the enemy, but also give herself confidence, according to Liu Axe, this thing is a high-grade spiritual weapon level, but it will create a phantom at any time, giving people a feeling that a person wearing shoes is both slender and tall!

The four people were paid for the Xuaniron stone on the spot, and I happily left with the four spiritual weapons.

As I was leaving, I seemed to hear the four of them begin to discuss a question: How is stupidity made?

I carried the spiritual artifact to my tent and temporarily gave Lao Shi a gift ceremony, and then I sent someone to send the other three spiritual artifacts to the other three places.

As soon as I finished it, suddenly, there was a sound of scolding outside the forest, and everyone was shocked.

I sighed: "It's finally coming, it will take at least two days for the Eight Yama Zhao Tingfang to advance to the East Sea City of the Seven Yamas, whether they can survive these two days depends on our creation!" ”

Lao Shi put on his heightened shoes and scolded and said, "Just him, walk, watch the old lady take the lead!" ”

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