The sixth son slept very deeply, Zhang Liuliang quietly completed the push-ups before going to bed, and then wrote a sentence in a notebook that he bought for a piece of five: I will boil medicine for my daughter-in-law tomorrow!

Zhang Liuliang, who always remembered the sentence "Six taels, will you be good to me" in early summer, clearly knew that he would be good to this woman until he was old, because he had never been trapped by a woman for eighteen years, and every time he saw early summer, he felt that she was his spring.

The most depressed thing in autumn is not the scattering of autumn leaves, but the two Han Lichuan and Liu Jiefu who only have underwear on them.

The original intention was to remember the sentence of the beautiful proprietress of Zhouda, 'These two will be stolen tomorrow without a dime', Zhang Liuliang kindly found a cheap hotel for the unconscious owner and threw it away, but there was a habitual thief living next door to these two.

When he got up in the middle of the night to release the water, he saw that these two people didn't know who they were, got up in a daze, went to the toilet and vomited wine, and the door was not closed, and he became a thief.

After quietly entering the house to collect the scrape, he found that these two dared to be big tyrants, and the money in the document bag directly shocked him, of course, and the black gun, but this thief was very bold and calmly tucked the gun around his waist and then pinched his thigh, after making sure that this was not sleepwalking or dreaming, he took the document bag and swept away Han Lichuan's windbreaker and Han Wangchuan's Adidas clothes, and then set off overnight.

This black gun is a chicken feather in front of his mother's money, what a big deal to throw away in a river!

This is the true inner portrayal of this thief!

Han Wangchuan, who was awakened by urine in the morning, felt a little cold, and he opened his eyes in a daze and closed them again after tugging on the quilt, and he sat up all of a sudden, looked at the room, and directly kicked down Liu Jiefu, who was still asleep, and said: "Fuck your uncle, wake up!" ”

"It's still early to go to bed, uncle!"

"I sleep with your uncle, my uncle with you!" Han Lichuan picked up the pillow and beckoned to Jeff Liu.

Liu Jiefu, who was wearing cartoon image Bikachu underwear on his lower body, rubbed his eyes and got up and said, "Uncle, where is this?" ”

"How the fuck do I know this is? Oh, where's our clothes? Han Wangchuan shouted at Liu Jiefu.

"Damn, I'm in the black shop, damn it!" Liu Jiefu wanted to cry without tears.

"Uncle, what should I do?"

"Don't call me uncle, my uncle, you have to drink so much wine, I'll let you uncle, I'll let you drink!" Han Lichuan held the pillow and threw it at Liu Jiefu.

Liu Jiefu said aggrievedly: "Uncle, you asked for wine last night, I only drank one catty, and you drank the rest!" ”

"I drank three catties of two pots?"

"Isn't it? There's also a case of beer! Liu Jiefu said aggrievedly.

"Fuck your uncle, are you drunk with one pound and two pots? Why are you so cowardly? ”

"Uncle, let's not discuss the question of cowardice, why do we go out like this?"

"What floor is this?" Han Wangchuan said.

Liu Jiefu leaned out of the window and said: "Uncle, the first floor, there is a yard behind, damn, there is no endless road, we are so lucky!" ”

"Good uncle, there is no money left, and all the clothes have been stolen, what the fuck!"

"Let's go to this shopkeeper theory, we can't escape!" Liu Jiefu said.

"If you have the money to pay for the room, go find it!"

"What should I do then, uncle?"

"Don't ask me, run!"

Han Lichuan tore open the quilt cover and wrapped it around his body, and Liu Jiefu learned from Han Lichuan to tear the quilt cover and wrap it around his body.

The two opened the window and jumped out, but they simply put on their shoes, and the thief who got up in the middle of the night was quite merciful, at least he left the shoes for the two!

Han Wangchuan, who jumped out of the window, took a look at the situation in the courtyard and walked towards the wall of the courtyard.

The two quietly pinched their steps forward, and Liu Jiefu suddenly shouted "ah": "Uncle, there is a dog!" ”

Han Lichuan looked in the direction of Jeff Liu's finger, and a black wolf dog stuck out his tongue and looked at the two strangers.

"Uncle, my mother said that only a dog that doesn't bark bites, and this dog is not called a fierce dog, what should I do?"

"Where the fuck do I know what to do, don't move!"

"I didn't move!"

"Didn't move, what are you shivering!"

"That's your legs shaking, uncle!"

"Fart, run, this dog is not on a leash!"

Han Lichuan dropped this sentence and spread his feet and ran wildly.

"Uncle, you wait for me!" Liu Jiefu then pedaled vigorously and ran in the direction of Han Lichuan.

The black wolfdog kicked on the ground with its hind feet, snorted, and swooped out, with an astonishing speed.

Han Lichuan was the first to reach the wall, sat on the wall with his legs between his legs, and reached out to hold Liu Jiefu.

"Come up quickly, fuck, why are you so heavy, your uncle, let you grow so tall!"

"Uncle, pull me quickly, this dog will catch up immediately!"

"I'm fucking hard, don't rush!"

The black wolf dog jumped up, aimed at Jeff Liu's ass with a big mouth, and pounced.

With a click, Liu Jiefu's buttocks were torn off by the wolf dog, and Han Lichuan gritted his teeth and pulled Liu Jiefu up the wall.

Because of the excessive force, Liu Jiefu went to the wall and threw Han Lichuan off the wall at once.

Fortunately, beyond this wall was a piece of soft land, Han Wangchuan was glared at by Liu Jiefu and scolded: "Bai is so fucking tall, it's not flexible at all!" ”

"Uncle, give me some quilt cover!"

", where's yours?"

"Torn apart by a wolfdog!"

"Fuck your uncle, why are you so stupid!" Han Lichuan bit the quilt cover, tore open a large piece and handed it to Liu Jiefu.

"Uncle, it's not enough!"

"Just take it, just wrap your life!"

In this way, the two strange uncles and nephews escaped from the cheap hotel wrapped in a quilt.

When these two appeared at the Longshan restaurant, Zhang Liuliang was unloading the fresh vegetables he bought from the vegetable market, and when he turned around, he saw the two of them laughing directly into tears.

"Brother, what are you two doing?"

Han Lichuan said aggrievedly: "Brother, we were stolen by someone, and we were all gone!" ”

Zhang Liuliang couldn't cry or laugh, threw the last foam box of vegetables into the restaurant and said, "Have you eaten?" ”

"Nope!"

"Come with me!"

Zhang Liuliang was in front, these two followed behind, and entered the backyard dormitory, Zhang Liuliang took out a few pieces of his own clothes in the closet and threw them to the two: "Put them on!" ”

The two of them dared to move a handful of snot and tears, and Han Lichuan put on a coat and said: "Brother, you not only have a strange face, you are still a good person!" ”

"Don't say anything if you're moved, I'll take you to breakfast later, and I'll go buy some clothes for you two after breakfast, okay?"

"Done!"

"Let's go!" Zhang Liuliang stood up and said.

"Brother, let's mess with you! Oh no, brother and I are messing around with you! ”

"Mess with me?" Zhang Liuliang pointed to himself.

"I'm a waiter at a restaurant, and you're messing around with me?"

"Just mix with you, you are a strange-looking person, you will definitely be able to soar in the future, I remember the four words my grandfather said to that person!"

"Isn't it eight words, uncle?" Liu Jiefu just finished putting on his clothes and said.

"Eight you uncle, don't intervene!"