【426】 Hero's Day (40 Month Pass Plus Update)
"Marx's birth was on May 5, 1818, I teach you a convenient way to memorize, that is, 'a slap and a slap and a whimper', you have a lot of things to memorize, just think that Marx gave you a slap!"
"Song Ci can basically be summarized into the following eight sentences: 'The petty bourgeoisie drinks flower wine, the veteran sits at the head of the bed, the educated youth Yonggu self-help tour, and the emperor is sad in the palace. The leftover woman is in the house, Lori marries the prince, the celebrity husband dies early, and MM is in the Qinglou. "But don't tell you Teacher Xie that I told you, and don't answer like that on the test paper, I just graduated and came to substitute teach temporarily......"
The politics teacher and the substitute Chinese teacher said very interesting things in class, and Nanke might not laugh in normal times, but after experiencing the recasting of his outlook on life, he realized the value of daily life, and many ordinary things became extremely cute in his opinion.
Of course, except for Sun Xiaogui in the next seat, this guy shook his head and groaned after the Chinese teacher summed up the Song Ci: "Heaven actually inserts. Si Chun" - the small bridge and flowing water shoot the prostitute home, the withered vine and the old pillar insert the faint crow, tinker with the fine seams and the horse, Xiyang's knees, the enema man's wife is at the end of the world......"
"Bastard thing! That's called "Tianjingsha. Qiu Si", has the reputation of 'the ancestor of Qiu Si', the author is Ma Zhiyuan, who is listed as one of the four masters of Yuan Qu with Guan Hanqing, and it is not Song Ci at all! Hurry up and apologize to Ma Zhiyuan! ”
Due to the cover of the principal Liu Qianpeng, Nanke's absence yesterday did not cause any special discussion, and it is common for sophomore students to take leave due to illness and disaster, and many people think that Nanke has a local tyrant sister and does not need to study hard to be admitted to a particularly good university.
Bifrones, however, was well-informed. Although the Black Ball has escaped, he has also lost a white bone bat that is monitoring Sima's house. Bifrons still finds out that Nanker is on the verge of a nervous breakdown as he doubts that he is a dirt golem. It was under the mutual comfort of Sima Ling and Jade that he regained his confidence in life.
"In other words, isn't there any essential difference between Nank and the clay golem who came to school for him? You're going to ask me to seduce a fake lifeform? ”
Li Lan originally didn't like Nanke, but now that she heard Bifrons say these things, her prejudice against Nanke deepened.
Bifrons was not at all surprised that Li Lan would react in this way, as if he already knew that Nanke's status was special and that it was completely worth a lot of effort to woo him.
"Ah Lan, now is not the time for you to be angry, you must know that anger affects beauty! And even if Nank's physical body is really not human. However, the fact that he was able to make a contract with the Ring Spirit shows that his soul is not a forgery, but a reincarnation of a human soul. I've gone to great lengths to set up a game around him, simply because this soul is too important to our 72 Pillar Demon God......"
"You, what do you mean......" Li Lan saw sweat on his forehead after a moment's thought, "When Nan Xingzhou made this special clay golem, he summoned the life spirit of a certain great person to attach it to the clay golem?" Even His Majesty Baal attaches so much importance to it, could it be said that that person is ......"
Shocked that Nanke was such a special existence in the Three Realms, Li Lan was hit, and at the same time, Wang Xueman didn't come to school because of a cold, so Li Lan deliberately avoided Nanke. asked for leave to visit Wang Xueman's house, except that the statue of Christ enshrined by Wang Xueman's grandmother made Li Lan feel deeply uncomfortable. She and Wang Xueman had a very pleasant day together.
Nanke cherished every grass and tree in the school with a cherishing daily mood, listened carefully to every word of the teacher on the podium for the first time, and called to greet Wang Xueman's condition, hoping from the bottom of his heart that the kind-hearted Wang Xueman could recover as soon as possible.
If his heart changes, his life changes, and Nanker feels like he hasn't done anything at all, and the whole day's lessons are over. Before dinner was ready, Nanker sat down at his desk in room 1 to do his homework, thanks to the Earth Golem, Emerald, and Thousand Snow, Nanke hadn't done his homework for a long time.
But after all, it was a few days out of class, and when Nanke was writing his math homework, he encountered something that he couldn't understand at all, so he had to turn the book hard, although he was irritated because of this, but he still wanted to complete today's homework on his own.
Just as Nanke was thinking on the desk with her face on her back, Qianxue pushed the door and walked in, she had just opened her mouth and said halfway through the sentence, "Sister has made the leftovers hot, Mr. Ke, you see if we are ......" when she noticed that Nanke's face was different, under the desk, there was something hidden in the front of Nanke's chair, as if there was some very subtle and extremely bad behavior going on.
"Hey! Jade, don't you even miss such a little time before dinner? Is this how you helped him when he had problems with his homework? There are several students around the world who have this kind of treatment when they write their homework! ”
Qianxue immediately narrowed her eyes and said sarcastically, although she didn't see who the person under the desk was, but there was no one else but Jade.
Emerald blushed and stopped moving, Nanke was also very embarrassed, and explained for Emerald who couldn't speak: "Emerald doesn't know these math problems like me, and she refuses to ask you for help when she sees that I can't do the problem, so she thinks of this stupid way to encourage me...... I didn't resist the temptation to agree, and if I think about it, I don't have the heart to do my homework......"
"Homework is a small thing!" Qianxue turned her gaze away in disgust, not wanting to see some organs that would give her nightmares, "Did you think that this kind of behavior would induce sin lines?" Even if you can transfer the Sin Scar Seal to the Doom Seal as an Sin Mark Equalizer, it still increases the total amount of Sin Scar, doesn't it? In the long run, the doomsday seal in the basement will be opened early because of your adultery with Jade! You are very comfortable every day, but more than 7 billion people in the world will soon be killed by you! ”
Obviously he was the size of a child, but he didn't care about the vulgar word "day" on his lips, Nanke saw a strange sense of dislocation in Qianxue's body, but he was unwilling to bear the responsibility of "7 billion people die every day", and immediately put away the arc of the corners of his mouth that was indulging in the sea of desire, and further explained it with righteous words:
"Although...... Although the two of us have done worse things, it is for the safety of 7 billion people around the world! Didn't my father make me so that I could absorb the excessive sin marks on the Doomsday Seal that was about to be opened, and then 'balance' it on another Doomsday Seal with fewer sin marks? I do the practice of balancing the sin lines on weekdays so that I don't drop the chain in a critical moment! And I made an unexpected discovery! ”
"What discovery?" Qianxue said disdainfully, "You found that writing homework like this can improve efficiency, and you plan to apply for the next Nobel Prize in Biology and promote it to the world?" ”
"Of course not!" Nank knocked on the table and tried to stand up, but he was bitten with a bang, he touched Jade's head and apologized to the ninja girl, and then yelled at Chiyuki angrily, "You did it on purpose, right?" Knowing I'm inconvenient right now, you're still going to me off! I'm in my room and I'm not disturbing anyone, so why do you have to make me unhappy? ”
Qianxue took it when she saw it, stuck out her tongue and left the room slowly.
It took another 15 minutes for Nanke and Jade to come out to eat, and I don't know what they did. At the dinner table, Nanke told Qianxue that after many experiments, Nanke found that whether it was the sin mark he produced or the sin mark he absorbed from the Doomsday Seal, the efficiency of counteracting the sin mark would be doubled if he stored it in his body and did good deeds, and not twice, but as many as 3 to 10 times.
"So I can not only balance the sin marks, but also eliminate them with considerable efficiency." Nanke ate a somewhat mushy dinner and announced, "Such important information was obtained by rolling the sheets with the jade, isn't it that I have contributed a lot to the world?" Shouldn't I stand a statue of the Emerald and me as a memorial......"
I suddenly thought that the bronze statue of the Manneken in Belgium is to commemorate the little hero who extinguished the enemy's bomb lead, so if he and the jade rolled the sheets to save the world, they would be sculpted into the shape of rolling sheets by the good deeds, and then take an atmospheric name called "Heroes' Day...... If you can stand it with a thick skin, Jade will die of shame.
"Anyway......" Nanke changed his words, "Anyway, when you enter my or Jade's room, knock first!" In case we are in ...... Is it doing scientific research to save the world? ”
Nanke was completely shameless in order not to be disturbed, although those "experts" under the banner of scientific research may not all have a face, Nanke at least really researched something useful.
For the Emperor who cheered up after the blow but became a little shameless, Qianxue commented lightly: "In other words, the number of times you roll the sheets should be proportional to the number of times you do good, right?" What a weird connection......" (To be continued......)
PS: In the recent "Magic Carving" popularity voting list, [Little Totoro] voted for 5 monthly tickets for tipping to Qianxue in QQ reading, which is really not my chinchilla's trumpet...... Although Sima Ling has successfully reversed, he still has the support of [Ink Shadow on a Rainy Night] [Captain of the Chengguan Brigade 19] [Lower Limit None] and others, it seems that the sister party is not just pushing down!
In addition, [Zishu Sama] voted for Xia Chi's reversal, [July Mai] supported Jade, [Zombies Love Watermelon] supported Teacher Shui Cress, and [515991589] supported the class leader Shu Sha, Shu Sha still led Teacher Shui Cress 13:9.
Special note: The 2000 monthly pass is a firewall to prevent some strange characters (such as Aunt Wu) from reaching the conditions for toppling, in fact, according to the development of the plot, sometimes less than 2000 may also be pushed (Sima is a living example), the fundamental role of the monthly pass is to add scenes and highlight the interesting orientation of genuine readers, there are more scenes, and the probability of being pushed down in the plot is greatly increased...... So everyone understands?