Chapter 182: Rear-end Turmoil
"Ahh......h
Zhao Zi, who was in Qingshan, sneezed violently, rubbing his nose very inexplicably, and Shangguan Ziyan, who was sitting behind the bar to settle accounts, immediately raised his head, and pointed at him again: "You are told to go out with so little clothes, do you catch a cold now?" ”
"How could I catch a cold, someone must be cursing Lao Tzu......"
Zhao Ziqiang shook his head very depressedly, he had just helped Shangguan Ziyan finish clearing the sewer and was covered in stinky sweat, and he wanted to go back to the room to change into clean clothes, but Shangguan Ziyan took out a bunch of car keys and said to him: "Ride my battery car to the front of a few light bulbs and come back, don't take the opportunity to tease other people's bosses, do you know if you go back quickly?" ”
"Nima! I'm so wronged, that old lady deliberately teased me, okay......"
Zhao Ziqiang touched the key and went out of the door angrily, wearing black rubber shoes when cleaning the sewers, and the pink shirt was also hanging out of the waistband of his pants without any image, and then stepped on the third-hand battery car bought by Shangguan Ziyan for 200 yuan, and lit a six-cent Hongnanzhou, Boss Zhao, who had always been popular, became a village cadre in an instant.
"Hey! Who......"
Feeling that the mobile phone in his pocket was constantly vibrating, Zhao Ziqiang took it out and clamped it directly on his shoulder, twisted the electric door and drove to the center of the county in a chic manner.
"Leader Shi, it's not me Zhao Ziqiang who laughs at your ability, the information you gave me before almost put me in the ditch, Wang Aiguo is a big fart you don't know Wow, that old boy still wants to fuck me, it's fucking disgusting......"
Zhao Ziqiang scolded angrily, and Shi Dongkui was immediately shocked when he heard it, but Zhao Ziqiang said impatiently: "Okay! I'll tell you the truth, I've figured out the details of Lin Qian, the problem must be her husband, I will give you a thorough explanation in ten days and half a month at most, don't rush here......"
"Knock~"
Before Zhao Ziqiang's words were finished, he suddenly felt the front of the car sink hard, and his whole person instantly fell out uncontrollably, and he lay on the trunk of a BMW car with a "bang", and when he jumped off the trunk in a daze, his tattered battery car had knocked out a big hole in the butt of the car, and even the shell of the tail light was cracked.
"What the ......"
Zhao Ziqiang didn't expect that he would also have a rear-end collision one day, and it was really harmful to drive while talking on the phone here, and as soon as he caught a glimpse of the 640i mark on the butt of someone's car, he knew that this was an imported convertible coupe, and the price was at least one million or more, he immediately touched his head depressedly, and he didn't know if Lin Qian's red was expired, and this bad luck was still coming in waves.
"Stop for Lao Tzu, you still dare to run if you crash into ...... car"
Zhao Ziqiang just turned around and picked up the mobile phone he threw out, but a young man suddenly rushed down from the BMW, came up and kicked him hard on the ass, Zhao Ziqiang hurriedly dodged and let go, turned his head and scolded angrily: "Which fucking eye did you see me running?" Lao Tzu is picking up his phone! ”
"Lao Tzu doesn't care if you pick up your mobile phone or a plane, if you dare to lose money today, Lao Tzu will kill you......"
The young man pointed at him menacingly, this person was wearing a high-end casual leather jacket, and a nondescript Gucci cap, and even the belt was a golden Hermes, and the temperament of the local tyrant was a hundred times stronger than Zhao Ziqiang's, and Zhao Ziqiang didn't want to do anything with others, so he frowned and said: "Don't talk nonsense, isn't it just a broken BMW, how much money you can quote directly!" ”
"Fuck! You country leopard can see the model of Lao Tzu's car clearly, Lao Tzu This is a 640 top luxury model, if you don't go on the road, you will get a two million, you will pay 100,000 yuan to come out and leave, otherwise we will not be finished today......"
The young man glared at Zhao Ziqiang viciously, and then angrily took out his mobile phone and shouted: "Dongzi, come here, Lao Tzu's car was hit by a stinky fool at the gate of the bus station, he actually dared to be here with Lao Tzu, let the brothers come over quickly!" ”
"Holy! Lao Tzu met a stinky hooligan today, right......"
Zhao Ziqiang was almost laughed at by this goods, he usually had to look at the surrounding environment when he bullied people, but he didn't expect that he would be falsely accused in broad daylight, and this kid didn't care about the eyes of onlookers at all, and he had a great intention of not breaking his legs.
However, Zhao Ziqiang was not in a hurry to teach this blind boy a lesson, and slowly picked up the phone on the ground and was about to call Zhang Dajun, but a woman suddenly walked down from the co-pilot of the BMW, and said in a complicated tone: "Husband! Forget it, this ...... I know this man! ”
"Huh?"
Zhao Ziqiang turned his head to look at the other party in surprise and inexplicably, but the other party was a very bewitched young woman, wearing a gorgeous fur coat, holding on to the car door and looking at him sympathetically, and although Zhao Ziqiang felt that this woman was quite familiar, he couldn't match the number even if he racked his brains, and the young man was also very suspicious and asked: "Xiaoqin!" Do you know this kind of turtle? ”
"Hmmm! He...... He was my classmate......"
The young woman nodded quite tangledly, but Zhao Ziqiang's brain was booming, which of his classmates was this girl in front of him, it was clearly his cheap ex-wife Tian Yuqin, and a memory that didn't belong to him at all instantly came to mind, but he still wondered and asked, "Are you Tian Yuqin?" You...... Have you had plastic surgery? ”
"Hadron! How did you get this out? ”
Tian Yuqin didn't answer Zhao Ziqiang's question, but walked up and looked at him very sympathetically, and Zhao Ziqiang also knew that he was a little embarrassed today, with a foot of sludge and messy greasy hair, no matter how he looked like a migrant worker brother looking for work on the side of the road.
"What? If you have a lot of money in the countryside, you look down on your ex-husband? What the are you, why don't you dare to tell people that you are my bud......"
Zhao Ziqiang looked at Tian Yuqin with disdain, this girl obviously had surgery on her face, not only did she have a high nose bridge and pointed chin, not to mention, but even her breasts seemed to be enlarged a lot, and the whole person was dressed as charming as a fashionable lady, but the temperament of a green tea could not be concealed.
"Zhao Ziqiang! Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? I'm helping you, don't you know what's wrong......"
Tian Yuqin screamed angrily, the sympathy on her face disappeared without a trace in an instant, and the guy behind her also jumped up, looked at Zhao Ziqiang carefully and laughed: "Xiaoqin! It turns out that this is your deflated ex-husband, I said that it looks a little familiar, but there is nothing to be embarrassed to say, aren't people just poor! ”
"Who the are you talking about? There's a kind of you trying again......"
Zhao Ziqiang raised his head viciously, and the young man's eyes were angry and he was about to rush up to make a move, but Tian Yuqin still hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Husband! Don't be like him, he raised chickens in the countryside and raised his brain, you don't see that he is abnormal! ”
"! A brain-dead dare to be so arrogant, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you......"
The young man shouted angrily, and when he saw that he couldn't push Tian Yuqin away, he shouted proudly: "Deflated three! I'll tell you a secret now, Xiaoqin got along with Lao Tzu as early as last year, and I will her at your house every day if you raise chickens in the countryside, and she will die and come back to life under the wedding photos of the two of you, hahaha......"
"Alas~ You're crazy! It's still on the main road......"
Tian Yuqin punched him shyly, and quickly pushed him to the car, but Zhao Ziqiang picked his nose and said indifferently: "Cut~ I don't know how many men I've played with the poisonous dragon drill with her broken mouth, aren't you disgusting when you kiss her?" Even my athlete's foot was cured by her tongue, her hemorrhoids and bad breath don't need me to say more, you are really courageous to find this kind of broken shoes as a wife! ”
"You ......"
The young man's face turned blue and blue all of a sudden, and Tian Yuqin also turned around suddenly, pointed at him angrily and shouted: "You neurotic, get out of me, don't let me see you again, otherwise don't blame me for not remembering the love I had back then!" ”
"Crunch~"
At this moment, two roaring green sports cars suddenly drove over, and a few ruffian guys jumped directly from the car, staring at Zhao Ziqiang with an unkind face and sneering: "Wei Shao! That's stupid. Crashed your car? Did he promise to lose money? ”
"it! Break Lao Tzu's dog leg and let him crawl back from here......"
Wei Shao yelled with a hideous face, eager to skin Zhao Ziqiang alive, a group of people immediately sneered and surrounded him, but Zhao Ziqiang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Who said I don't have money, I will pay for your car of 100,000 yuan, but you also have to lose my mobile phone, Lao Tzu's mobile phone bill almost fell out for you!" ”
"Don't listen to his nonsense, how can this poor man be rich......"
Wei Shao roared angrily again, and finally understood that Zhao Ziqiang really had a bad brain, but Zhao Ziqiang raised his mobile phone and said: "Pure imported all-diamond Rittal limited edition mobile phone, titanium alloy body sapphire screen, not counting the phone fee in it, the bare machine is 260,000, and you are also responsible for illegal parking here, as long as you pay for my mobile phone, I will compensate you for your car!" ”
"Uh......"
A group of people were stunned suddenly, and they all subconsciously turned their heads to look at Wei Shao, and Wei Shao instinctively pulled it into his pocket, and even took out a mobile phone of the same color and came out, his face turned red and red, and he yelled angrily: "Copycat mobile phones dare to show off with Lao Tzu, kill him for me!" ”
"Hadron! What are you doing here? The brothers are waiting for you to drink......"
A big red BMW X6 suddenly stood behind Zhao Ziqiang, and he saw Shui Dan sticking out his head from it with a puzzled face, and Zhiguang also came out of the co-pilot, looked at the deformed battery car on the ground and asked suspiciously: "Yo!" You can ride a battery car and chase the rear-end? It's not going to be for Sister Ziyan to make your legs soft, right? ”
"Alas~ I can't afford to pay for hitting a good car, people ask me for 100,000 yuan......"
Zhao Ziqiang shrugged his shoulders very helplessly, and directly turned out his slippery pocket, but Zhiguang said with considerable disdain: "Cut~ I thought you hit someone dead, what a big deal, isn't it just an old 640, you get out of the way, the brothers will help you pay for it!" ”
"Hum~"
The water egg suddenly slammed the accelerator, and the red X6 of the sao bag instantly rushed onto the road, and then directly reversed the car fiercely, and hit the front of the BMW with a "bang", and the hood of the BMW instantly raised the alarm high, and the rear bumper of the X6 also drooped down miserably.
"Damn! You little cubs dare to hit Lao Tzu's car, and none of you want to leave today without 300,000......"
Shui Dan and Zhiguang immediately jumped out of the car viciously, and this place is not far from the Quanyang Pavilion itself, with Zhiguang's phone call, more than a dozen luxury cars rushed over in the blink of an eye.
It turned out that it was either Cayenne or X6 and X5, and the most important ones were Toyota's domineering Middle East version, and the big hooligans with heads and faces on the rivers and lakes jumped down as if they didn't want money, and instantly blocked the water of Tian Yuqin and his gang.