Chapter 656: The Fragile Prostate of the Jianghu Hardcore
Get out of the house, get in the car.
Boling drove her Lexus, I was in the driver's seat, Ngawang was the co-pilot, and Boling was behind.
The car is out of Mr. Fei's house.
I turned my head and asked Bai Ling, "This Uncle Long, do you have any impression?" ”
Bai Lingmu Ran shook his head and said, "No." ”
I asked Ngawang again, "Do you have any impressions?" ”
Ngawang sneered and said: "I've heard of the little gang in Thailand, a guy with a capricious temperament, a little neurotic, a big deal, and doing whatever he wants. At the beginning, he said that he wanted to teach Garo, but we didn't agree, not because his gang was small, but because this person was too nervous. ”
I shrugged my shoulders: "Neurotic, I like it." ”
Ngawang said again: "The surname Ji, no matter what your background is, this time you are in big trouble, you have secretly hidden the Tibetan dialect of Luojiao, especially at this critical juncture, are you not afraid of accidents?" ”
I smiled and said, "I don't think about it that much, I just think about it, being responsible for my patients." ”
Ngawang: "You are like this, you tell me the details of Mr. Fei's whereabouts, and I will call and tell the Kuala Lumpur side about it, and they will definitely let you go." ”
I smirked: "X Bay, Green Island, you guys look for it." ”
Ngawang snorted coldly, crossed his arms, and looked at the scenery outside the car window alone without speaking.
I focused on driving.
Fifty minutes later, we stopped in front of a building.
The layout of the building is similar to that of my clubhouse, which is a comprehensive office building.
In the building, there is everything, teaching English, teaching martial arts, starting a company, in short, it is very lively.
I followed Mr. Mi's instructions and found the floor.
When I looked up, it was actually a Thai yoga studio.
At this time, there was no one at the door, and there was no receptionist or anything to welcome us.
We pushed open the large glass door and came to the front desk.
As I looked around, I saw a thin, thin, little man almost indistinguishable from a severely malnourished patient, who ran up to me with a cigarette, and after looking up and down for a while, the other party spoke a string of very non-standard Cantonese with a thick Thai accent.
Like, what are you here for?
I said, "Hello, we're here to find someone, a man with the surname Mi." ”
"Oh, here please." The other party turned sideways and asked us to come in.
Into.
Skirting a small corridor, the lean young man pushed open a door.
Swish......
Hehe.
It's so murderous.
The room is not small, about more than 100 meters, with standard teak floors, and it looks like a yoga studio.
In the middle of the classroom, a circle of people sat cross-legged.
Among them, there are two people, who are very conspicuous.
One is a big fat man with half-gray hair.
This fat man, that guy, up and down, has a circle of fat, his face is full of meat, and a palm-sized Buddha card is hanging from his neck.
The other man was a thin man.
How skinny? Have you ever seen a small wood in ancient Egypt? Yes, that's it, and it looks like it's thinner than Kogi.
Everyone is out of shape, with big eyes, and two round eyes in the middle of winter.
And, not to mention thin, this product is estimated to be quite tall. If you look at it coldly, it's exactly like the 'Zakat' in the arcade 'Street Fighter', what? I don't know who Zakat is in Street Fighter, what about 'Laigen', yes, it's the old Muay Thai fighter with his arms stretched.
The room is full of people, and this one is the most strange in appearance with the big fat man.
People look strange, they are either idiots, or capable people.
I can't help but secretly grow snacks.
All right! After introducing the strange people, let's take a look at today's protagonist, Mr. Mi, Master Mi.
Master Mi's situation is not good.
Ouch, these two eyes, how swollen like goldfish, and still lie in such a position,. Lay on the floor.
As soon as a few of us entered the house, we first took off our shoes according to the rules.
Then, come to these people.
The big black fat man glared at him, and said in stiff Xwan Mandarin: "Which of you is the master." ”
I smiled and clenched my fists: "I am!" ”
Bang!
The black fat man slapped the floor hard and said: "I am Uncle Long, this person surnamed Mi, said that you want to meet me, but someone told me that you want to deal with me, and this surnamed Mi is backwater." I want to know now. What do you mean. ”
I remained silent and waved my hand.
The leader sat cross-legged.
Fortunately, the sweatpants worn by Bai Ling, otherwise it would be really inconvenient to cross his legs.
I sat down and smiled at Uncle Long: "Fortunately! ”
Uncle Long stretched out his big hand, looked at me with suspicion, and said, "Are you the master who lived in Mr. Fei's house?" ”
I said, "Exactly." ”
Uncle Long snorted: "The means are very high, and the Fei family has deceived all the children." Also coax me to say something, something in X Bay! I'm going to X Bay, that sad place, I'm not going back. ”
Speaking of this, Uncle Long wiped his eyes.
He cried, this big brother of the underworld, the tough Uncle Long, was sad at the mention of it, and actually cried.
I was speechless, and secretly verified Ah Wang's introduction, Uncle Long, it is really not an ordinary person!
Tears.
Uncle Long said, "Fuck! Luo Jiaoren has released his words in the rivers and lakes of Southeast Asia, whoever gets the surname fee will be given to a hall master! I'm strong, it's not easy to mix in Thailand! I want to be a backer! Damn it! His surname Fei can't handle his own son, and his son is anti-water, which is normal! ”
When I heard Uncle Long say this, I felt that this big brother really had a bit of arrogance in it. Well, pure charlatans hardcore characters.
The rivers and lakes are also divided into hard and soft factions.
Those who play scheming and conspiracing are called soft-leavers. Fight for money, fight for knives, and desperately call hardcore.
Uncle Long is obviously a hardcore in the rivers and lakes.
"Smack!" Uncle Long slapped the big floor again.
"I'm born from the roots, and I'm going to get the surname fee! Now, all of a sudden, someone like you, surnamed Ji, comes out, my head is so big! You say, what do you want me to do? “
I smiled slightly, nodded to Bai Ling, and then said to Uncle Long, "Uncle Long, I came today to cooperate with you." “
"What's the cooperation?"
Uncle Long looked up at me.
I smiled and said, "As long as you can protect my safety, I promise you, the matter is over, and you will have a hall master to do." ”
"You have so much weight in your words?" Uncle Long glared at me with the big goldfish eyes.
I said, "Believe it or not." If you believe it, you will cooperate, and if you don't believe it, I will get up and leave. ”
Hahaha!
Syllable!
Uncle Long slapped the floor again: "You have arrived at my field, can you go?" ”
I smiled: "Uncle Long, this is Guangzhou, not Thailand." ”
In a word, I can't get it for Uncle Long.
I looked at Uncle Long and said, "The strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, what's more, Uncle Long, although I am not big, I have some communication outside, you moved me, spread it out, black and white...... Do you think it is easy to leave Guangzhou? ”
Uncle Long gritted his teeth.
Syllable! He slapped the floor again: "Your surname is Ji, just like that little girl surnamed Fang!" I, I'm not going to tell you, I'm going to the bathroom. ”
After speaking, Uncle Long got up and ran in the direction of the bathroom with a bang.
I looked away at Mr. Mi on the floor.
"Help, save me!"
My heart moved, and I was about to say something.
Suddenly, a roar came from the bathroom!
Then, another loud bang was heard. Immediately after: "! Dry! Can't pee! Let me die! ”
It dawned on me that the tough Jianghu hardcore also has a fragile prostate.
I shook my head and smiled.
Rise.
The big tall 'Laigen'er' looked horizontally, which means, what are you going to do, you have to do it, beware that I have come to the root.
I gestured: "My doctor, I'll see Uncle Long." ”
Walk, walk to the bathroom, push the door, and turn to a place that is convenient for the men.
I saw Uncle Long, who was reaching out to the wall not without sorrow, gritting his teeth and sighing, and under him, a small urinal had been kicked to pieces.
I faintly said: "Urine dripping, urine waiting, urine not exhausting, all are prostate symptoms, Uncle Long, your prostate is not a day and a half." ”
Uncle Long: "! I've been looking for a lot of bullshit doctors, damn, all quacks. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, it's terrible! ”
Bang! He reached out again and slammed down the wall.
I said, "If I can cure your prostate, do you think it would be a good start to work together?" ”
"! I don't understand what you're saying. So, you are the doctor, and if you can cure it, I will give you a hall master to do it. ”
I said, "Okay, it's a deal!" Your hall master, I don't want it, I want you, do it with me, it's done! I promise Luo will teach you to do it! ”
Uncle Long gritted his teeth: "Good boy! Your! I'm rooted, and I've let you grab a handle again! Dry! Yes! I'm working with you. ”
I smiled and turned around.
Three minutes later, we were sitting cross-legged on the floor again.
Uncle Long kept gritting his teeth and was suffering from the prostate.
I said, "Uncle Long, give me a pen and paper, I'll prescribe a prescription, Bai Ling, you take the medicine according to the prescription, find an herbal tea shop at random, let them boil it well, and then bring it here." ”
Bai Ling replied that it was no problem.
At this time, Uncle Long's subordinates handed me a pen and paper.
I wrote down one side on a piece of paper as follows.
Rhubarb, banxia, 30 grams each, 2 grams of amber.
Decoction the medicine, let it cool, rinse in the amber powder, three times, and it can be solved.
Fang Kai is good.
Uncle Long pointed to this Mr. Mi and said to me: "The surname is Ji, this guy, did you confess to me in front of you." ”
I said, "Mr. Mi is also sincere and wants to cooperate with me, so he will tell you." ”
Bang!
Uncle Long kicked Master Mi's liver with a hard kick.
"! You crumb! Feng Shui liar! Where is the morality of the rivers and lakes, if you can't kill your brother, you should be a bone boy, right? Dry! Go, take him back to Thailand! ”
Uncle Long waved his hand.
There were three sturdy men, and they immediately set up Mr. Mi.
Mr. Mi shouted at me in horror: "Mr. Ji, Mr. Ji, I can't go back, I can't go back." ”
Uncle Long at this time: "Go back, you are a feng shui master, you are full of treasures, Master Anugua, you must like your things very much, hehe......"
I didn't think it was funny.
Thailand's master, what is on the body, useful.
I rubbed it! This taste is really not ordinarily heavy.
dragged Mr. Mi away, and I asked Uncle Long, "Who is the person who wants to buy my life from you?" ”
Uncle Long sneered: "People in the rivers and lakes! People walk in the rivers and lakes, it is inevitable to offend people, and there are a lot of people who want to spend money to buy my dragon Gensheng's life! ”
I laughed and said, "Probably, it's a bunch of quacks." ”
"Haha, you little brother, smart. Dry! If it weren't for quacks, my prostate wouldn't be bad, damn, let me make it up, make up for your mother's X! Dry! Uncle Long gritted his teeth and replied.
I said, "You can't use it to make up, you have to vent, your heart is hot, damp and hot, it's all extremely heavy, it's all gathered under the scorch, don't leak, make up for it, then don't die?" ”
Uncle Long rolled his eyes at this time and said to me, "Do you want to know who wants to kill you?" ”
I said, "Whatever." ”
Uncle Long: "Haha, whatever you say, I'll tell you ......"