"Mr. Ke, that's the ...... I bitten"

Nanke ate happily at the buffet, and inadvertently took the half-eaten grilled shrimp from Jade, put it in his mouth and chewed it.

Out of the consideration of "testing for poison", Jade took a bite of each food when it was brought over, and only let Nanke eat it after making sure that it was okay. Ordinary poison poisons the immortal demon gods, but it will make them feel abdominal pain, so it can be warned.

However, noticing that the distribution of food was completely random, and that the food that Nanke received was no more special than the food distributed by the children in the village, Emerald did not continue to carry out the drug testing procedure, even if it was the previous drug test, it was not to let Nanke eat the food left by his own bite.

"I'm sorry, I can't be mistaken again." Nanke thought that Emerald cared about the "indirect kissing" between men and women, so he casually said something to apologize, but Emerald quietly blushed because the emperor said sorry to him, but hid under the light of the bonfire and did not let Nanke find out.

(It is a sin to let His Holiness eat the food I have tasted, and His Holiness not only does not reproach but also apologizes to me, so is it true that the mind of the minor Holiness is purer?) ）

In fact, with a friend like Sun Xiaogui, Nanke's mind is far from pure, he just subconsciously treats Jade of the same age as his female classmate.

Nanke's left side is next to Zuzu, who can't understand the Chinese spoken by Nanke and Jade, so he can't read what the relationship between Jade and Nanke is.

(Was the female ninja testing Mr. Ke for poison just now?) If Mr. Ke is the incarnation of the snake spirit, he shouldn't be afraid of poison, right? Isn't the female ninja herself afraid of being poisoned? The snake spirit sent by the ancestors is the image of a Chinese boy, and then a female guard who looks like a ninja...... Ancestors, their ...... I'm good at playing! ）

"Mr. Ke, about the ...... of the resurrected corpse"

Zuzu was more pragmatic, he felt that no matter whether Nanke was a messenger sent by his ancestors or not, he seemed to be capable of dealing with the resurrected corpses that endangered the village, and he should be allowed to agree to help positively no matter what.

"It's okay not to mention corpses and stuff like that when you eat? Even if it's a rescue, you have to eat first! ”

Nanke's barbecue was made with some spices with traces of alcohol, which made him feel a little unusually excited, and the shirtless face of the campfire in the African bush also fueled his mood.

At this time, his mobile phone rang again, and the caller showed that it was "Respectable and Lovely Sister Ling" -- this phone book business card was modified under Sima Ling's surveillance.

"Hello? Sister Ling is so late......" As soon as the words came out, Nanke remembered that there was an 8-hour time difference between here and China, and it was still morning, "Is there anything wrong with me so early?" ”

"Can't I call you if it's okay?" Sima Ling's tone was quite dissatisfied, but it was more of a worry, "You accidentally activated the teleportation stone and was teleported to Africa, why didn't you notify me as soon as possible?" I still got this news from Chiyuki! ”

"Because I don't think there's any need to inform Sister Ling! Qianxue may be able to repair the teleportation stone soon, so that I can return immediately, so why worry Sister Ling? ”

"Qianxue said that the teleportation stone is not so easy to repair!" Sima Ling became impatient, "Do you have a place to eat and a place to sleep in Africa?" I'll contact the French Embassy in Côte d'Ivoire to send someone to find you! ”

Sima Ling is of mixed Chinese and French descent, her French mother is also a famous painter and has a certain influence in the world, although his father is also a famous sculptor, but he locks himself in the studio all year round, and he cannot compare with his wife in terms of interpersonal communication.

"Wait, I remembered!" Nanque patted his head and said, "The French embassy is in the harbor city of Abidjan, right?" Was the French embassy shelled by Ivorian rebels a few years ago? The news network is also reporting! The French colonized Côte d'Ivoire, is the French embassy not welcome in Côte d'Ivoire? ”

"That'...... It's all in the past. Sima Ling said with a slight humility, "I can also contact the Chinese embassy, or see if there are any friends with parents in Africa, and ask them to fly a private jet to pick you up......

"Don't bother!" Nanke said with a smile, "I have some food and accommodation in a village called Zanti, and the embassy, private jet or something may not be as fast as Qianxue maintenance teleportation stone, not to mention that I have no language barrier here, and I have jade to protect me......"

It's okay not to mention Jade, but when Jade is mentioned, Sima Ling's tone suddenly became stern: "Give the phone to Jade, I want to talk to her!" ”

Nanke was puzzled: "Huh? The two of you haven't met again, what do you want to talk about with Jadeite? Why can't you just talk to me? ”

"Less nonsense! Your wings are stiff and you dare to talk back, right? The popular resignation body is 'the world is so big, I want to go for a walk', and you want to resign from my brother's position, right? ”

"Where is this...... Nanke was puzzled and handed the phone to Jade next to him, "Sister Ling has something to tell you." ”

Jade had heard that there was such a godsister as Nanke, and knew that the funds, including the basement decoration, were provided by Sima Ling, although it had only been two days since she woke up from the snake ring, and she had not had time to meet Sima Ling, but she still respected this person who provided her with food and shelter.

However, as soon as Jade took the mobile phone, she was ordered by Sima Ling to stay away from Nanke to speak, and when Jade walked a little farther away with the mobile phone, Sima Ling immediately scolded with a face:

"Are you the woman who made a pact with my brother while I wasn't there? Don't think you can fool my brother by looking good! I warn you, you two alone in Africa, and I won't spare you if my brother makes any mistakes, or if you do anything bad to him! ”

Unlike Xia Chi, who was bent on eating, and Qianxue, who was less than 10 years old, Sima Ling felt threatened by Jade with a woman's intuition, and always felt that Jade had a tendency to snatch Nanke, not to mention that she was the enemy's ring spirit at the ear, and once slashed at Nanke.

Jade felt very aggrieved, and bit her lip before replying, "I will risk my life to protect the Emperor...... Protect the general ke, and as a ring spirit, it is impossible for me to violate the laws of the emperor and do bad things to my master......"

The sound of the villagers beating the tambourine was transmitted to the mobile phone, which added to the irritability of Sima Ling, who was thousands of miles away.

"You are the ninety-ninth generation of the ring spirit, you can't disobey the laws of the Emperor, right?" Sima Ling said, "That is to say, Xiao Nan, no matter what orders he gives you, you must obey them?" ”

"Theoretically," replied Emerald, "but Gram is always one of the few gentle French emperors I have ever seen......"

Sima Ling interrupted Jade's words: "Can't you disobey him if he asks you to sleep with him?" ”

"This ......," Jade blushed, "I'm sure Gram wouldn't have ordered me like that, and we snake demon clan have chastity venom, and we ...... for people we don't like."

"I've heard from Qianxue that there is such a thing," Sima Ling snorted, "but are you sure that thing will take effect on Xiao Nan?" You have a 'gram total', and you have a lot of respect for him! ”

In fact, compared to "Lord Fame", Jade feels that "Mr. Ke" is no longer a very respectful title, but because of the bad examples of Qianxue and Xia Chi in the past, "Mr. Ke" can still be regarded as an honorific title.

"Respect is not the same as liking," Emerald argued, "and I don't think Gram will give me that kind of order......"

"Really?" Sima Ling said sarcastically, "Then you can promise me here that you will never, absolutely not like Xiao Nan in the future?" ”

"This ......"

"Hmph, what are you hesitating about? You're clearly a who likes minors! Sima Ling's nameless fire rushed straight to his mind, "You are not allowed to make a move on my brother, do you know!" Don't think that the ninety-ninth generation of demon gods is anything great, if you dare to act recklessly, I will let the second generation of demon gods destroy you in a minute! ”

Being robbed of her by Sima Ling, especially being accused of being a "", Jade couldn't stand it anymore, she frowned, and resumed the expression of a female ninja facing the enemy: "Excuse me, are you telling me this, is it as Mr. Ke's sister, or as his fiancée?" ”

"When, of course, as his sister!" Sima Ling was also caught off guard, "The fact that I have a marriage contract with him is purely a rumor!" ”

"Since you are not Mr. Ke's fiancée, then why bother to speak to me in the tone of the main room to the mistress?" Jade's tone was even colder, "I admit that I'm not an opponent of Wild Night, but just because of female jealousy, let him kill me, I'm afraid it's not for my brother's sake, right?" ”

"You...... How dare you ......" Qian Xue and Xia Chi listened to their own words, Sima Ling didn't expect Nanke's third ring spirit to dare to disobey him.

"If nothing else, I'm going to hang up." Jade said, "I don't know how to live here, and I don't know if I can help Mr. Ke find a suitable charger." ”

"You little dare to hang up on me!?" Sima Ling said furiously, "Do you know that what you live and use is all the money I spend?" My willingness to offer Qianxue and Xia Chi does not mean that I am willing to offer you! When I come back from Africa, if I find that Xiao Nan's virgin body is gone......"

"Toot-toot-" Sima Ling was surprised to hear the sound of the phone being interrupted, and she held the limited-edition iPhone6 in her hand in disbelief for a long time.

After seeing the deserted night when he was helping himself carry his schoolbag, Sima Ling became more and more angry the more he looked at it, and blurted out: "You get out!" No need to come back! Whether it's sleeping on the streets, killing people or setting fires, you have nothing to do with me in the future! ”

Deserted Night looked melancholy, and sighed: "I am a ring spirit within ten generations, it's not that you can say 'it's okay'. Rings within ten generations can't be too far away from their own emperor, and if you are teleported to Africa like Nanke, I will feel extremely painful if I stay in Dongshan City, and I will never be as indifferent as Xia Chi and Qianxue, so I can only desperately try my best to go to Africa and rush to you. ”

"Who needs you to get to me so quickly!" Sima Ling said angrily, "It's all your fault, the relationship between me and Xiao Nan is not as close as before!" If you weren't there, I would have been able to be a little more upright when I reprimanded Jade! ”

Deserted Night frowned: "I'm just your ring spirit, just like Jade is Nanke's ring spirit, this is just a simple master-slave relationship, and it doesn't mean anything else." I don't understand why you're reprimanding Jade, or why I'm there to make you feel wrong...... I'm afraid the human mind is too complicated. ”

"Shut up!" Sima Ling glared at the desolate night fiercely, "In the future, if I don't allow you to speak, you won't be allowed to speak!" You are especially forbidden to talk about me and my brother! Otherwise I'll castrate you! Give the Emperor a decree to castrate yourself! ”

There was a chill in the deserted night, and his face turned pale and he closed his mouth tightly.