017 Let's divide it evenly
"There are a lot of passers-by in front of the school, why do you want to walk from here?" Yang Tao looked at Zheng Xiaolu a little puzzled, this road is the back of the school, and it belongs to the public area of the nearby community, because it is now work time, so there are relatively few people passing by.
"There are so many people in front of me who are crowded and troublesome, how spacious and short the road is here, can we save effort when we walk from here!" Zheng Xiaolu explained, the two walked to the speed bump, and saw a hundred-yuan bill lying on the ground, Zheng Xiaolu was surprised at first, and then bent down to pick it up, "Huh? Who dropped a big bill here? ”
"Don't ......" Yang Tao also saw this big bill from a distance, and wondered if it was deliberately done by a liar, after all, there is no pie in the world, so he used his ability to see through, only to see that a small man was squatting obscenely behind a hut not far away, staring at the direction of the two! Yang Tao knew that there was fraud at a glance, but before he could remind Zheng Xiaolu, Zheng Xiaolu had already picked up the money.
"Haha! Finally fooled! The dragon set armor screamed, and suddenly came out from the back of the room, and saw that Zheng Xiaolu was holding his own hundred-yuan bill in his hand, which was just stepping on the iron shoes and finding nowhere to find it, it didn't take any effort! Don't wait for yourself for half a day in vain! Finally waited for a chick to be fooled!
Look at it again, it's still a pretty girl! I was even more happy in my heart! One shouted on the spot and said, "Don't move! ”
"Oops!" Zheng Xiaolu was almost frightened to cry by the sudden jump out of the dragon suit armor, so suddenly wearing a living thing, or such a lewd yelling, Zheng Xiaolu, who was timid, hugged Yang Tao who was closest to him on the spot, and thought he had met a ghost!
"Haha!" Seeing that the beauty was frightened by herself, Long Taojia laughed even more happily in her heart. It's a great feeling! Seeing the weak and helpless Zheng Xiaolu pounced in Yang Tao's arms, it was like pounced into his own arms! The next step is to blackmail them!
"What's the fucking wrong with you?" Although he held the fragrant school flower in his arms, Yang Tao was still a little angry and looked at the dragon suit armor that was suddenly worn, if he hadn't had the ability to see this grandson hiding there, he would probably be frightened, and now he scared Zheng Xiaolu a lot, he didn't want to hide from this matter anyway!
"Something's wrong? What's wrong with me? Seeing that Yang Tao was not only not frightened, but also seemed to look at himself very unpleasantly, as if there was something wrong with him.
"Come out in broad daylight to scare people. Isn't there something wrong with it? "Yang Tao is also funny, this guy's brain is really funny.
"Damn, you think I have nothing to do to scare you!" Long Jiajia also suddenly thought of his mission, and hurriedly pointed to Zheng Xiaolu in Yang Tao's arms and said, "Your chick just picked up the money, and I saw it too, so I now propose that we split the money!" ”
"Cents?" Yang Tao already knew the blackmail scheme in his heart, but it didn't seem right to listen to his words, so he deliberately pretended to be stupid and asked, "How to divide it?" ”
"You won't get a penny? Cents are cents, huh? Long Taojia was also confused, thinking to himself, could he speak so badly? I couldn't even understand what I said to others, so I patiently explained, "You picked up the money, and we divided it into two, so naturally everyone took fifty!" ”
"Oh? It's that simple? Yang Tao was also confused by this kid, thinking that if he calculated it like this, he seemed to be able to get fifty white! But after thinking about it again, Yang Tao realized that this guy might be a fool, so he smiled quietly, "Brother, just a hundred yuan is not enough!" Aren't you squatting here for half a day just to get more money? So be it...... You take out another 1,000 yuan, you see, we put this 100 yuan in it, and then 1,100 yuan, so that the two of us get 550 yuan for nothing without doing anything, do you think that's good? ”
"Huh? Just got five hundred and fifty dollars for nothing? Damn, why didn't I think before, how did I suddenly find it so easy to make money? The dragon suit armor was also confused by Yang Tao, and he touched his head for a long time and was stunned, but he didn't react to the fact that he was deceived by others!
"That's because you haven't met me in a while! You would have made money so easily if you had met me. Yang Tao reached out and gently pinched out his wallet from the arms of the dragon suit, because he could see through any object, so Yang Tao was very skilled in finding the place where he put the wallet in his arms! Then he took out all the 1,000 yuan in it, put it together with Zheng Xiaolu's 100 yuan, and then took out 500 yuan from it and put it in Zheng Xiaolu's hand, and said to the dragon suit. "Originally, each person had to divide the pieces of wood, but seeing that you are so hard and pitiful, we don't want the fifty yuan."
"Oh? Thank you so much! You're such a nice guy! Thank you! "Long Jiajia is simply overjoyed, he knows that the current society is delicious, and it is difficult to earn money! It's harder to make money than to take a human life.
"Flutter~" Zheng Xiaolu threw herself into Yang Tao's arms, and couldn't help laughing when she saw this, Zheng Xiaolu actually understood at this time, this dragon suit is not a good person, and he deliberately threw out a hundred yuan on the road to lure passers-by, so he jumped out to ask for a share of the money just now as soon as he picked up the money! Now he is being deceived by Yang Tao!
"Let's go back and report to your boss." Yang Tao patted the shoulder of the dragon suit armor and said seriously, "Your boss will definitely be very proud of you!" ”
"Eun! Thank you! My boss will definitely compliment me when he learns about this easy way to make money! Thank you, big brother! I'll go first! ”
"Goodbye." Yang Tao waved his hand at the dragon suit armor that had gone away.
"Giggles." Zheng Xiaolu saw that the dragon suit was gone, and finally couldn't help laughing again. "How can there be such a cute boy in the world?! It's so hilarious! ”
"That's because I'm here! Any hateful person who touches you, Brother Yang, is going to be cute. Yang Tao boasted about himself on his lips, but in fact, he thought in his heart. This guy has become cute when he meets me, if he meets Zheng Xiaolu alone, maybe something will happen? So he said to Zheng Xiaolu, "Hey, don't go down this road alone in the future, there are generally more bad people in places where there are fewer people." ”
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