Chapter 684: Two knots for one gourd
After listening to Zhou Huaishui's words, everyone couldn't help laughing, this person is too cowardly, right? Li Qingquan's face twitched, and he said to the policemen behind him, "Take people away for me." ”
"Yes." Several policemen rushed in, clicked twice, and took the two fake policemen who had been scared out of the door, Li Qingquan faced Zhou Chen, and said: "Mr. Zhou, then we will take people away first, today's matter is troublesome to you." ”
"Hehe, don't send it."
"Stay."
After these policemen left, the village chief stood there a little embarrassed, looked at Xuanyuan Jiwu with an embarrassed face, and said, "Then I will leave first, today's matter is that I can't stand the two of you." ”
"The village chief." Xuanyuan Ji Wu smiled and said, "How can we blame the village chief for this." ”
"Haha, then I'll go." The village chief went out as he spoke, slapped himself in the face twice, and finally returned to his home.
Zhou Chen waited until everyone left, and said to Zhou Huaishui, who was standing with his head down: "Since you want to go back, go back, this time I didn't think about it, if you only need to mention things in the future that are not so excessive, I can satisfy you and I will satisfy you." ”
"I ......" Zhou Huaishui looked at Zhou Chen with some embarrassment, and finally stomped his feet and said, "Then I'll leave." ”
"Hehe, go back, live a good life with your son, your son is not a good person, don't give him money or anything in the future, otherwise if that guy goes to gamble, it will really be a place for you to cry." Zhou Chen waved his hand and went to the next room to lie on the bed.
"What are you thinking?" After Xuanyuan Jiwu sent Zhou Huaishui away, he returned to the courtyard and found that Zhou Chen was not there, so he went to the next room, and saw Zhou Chen lying on the bed, so he asked out loud.
"It's nothing, it's just that I'm curious, what is your dad asking me to come here for?" Zhou Chen lay on the bed and asked Xuanyuan Jiwu, "You said, what did your father call me over for?" ”
"I don't know." Xuanyuan Jiwu shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands and said: "My dad has a bit of a temper, if he doesn't take the initiative to tell you, then even if you put a knife on his neck, he doesn't want to say it, he won't say it, if you want to ask my dad, he is not here now." ”
"yes, where is your dad?" Zhou Chen didn't find out just now, after so many policemen entered inside, he didn't see Xuanyuan Jitian, and thought he was in the side room over there, now I heard Xuanyuan Jiwu say this, when did he go out?
"Hehe, practice, it's noon, when the yang energy is in full swing." Xuanyuan Ji Wu said with a mysterious face: "Why don't I take you to see, how does my father practice?" ”
"Is this okay?" Zhou Chen was really curious, what this Xuanyuan Jitian, a ten-year-old monster, looked like when he practiced.
"You come with me." Xuanyuan Jiwu threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, took Zhou Chen out of the door, and went straight up the mountain that he came from, when Zhou Chen saw his car, his lungs were about to explode, and his car was four wheels and didn't know where it went, and a ticket was posted on it.
After reading the words on the ticket, Zhou Chen became even more angry after reading it, the general content on it was that the car was parked at the intersection, and the tires of the car were dismantled for disturbing people.
My car tires were removed, so how would I drive them back then?
"Don't look at it, this car was done by my father."
"Your dad?"
"yes, didn't you park your car here to block other people's entry and exit?" Xuanyuan Jiwu smiled and said, "Hehe, you tell my dad when the time comes, maybe he will return the tires to you." ”
"This ......" Zhou Chen really defeated Xuanyuan Jitian, he had nothing to do, he dismantled people's cars to play, it seems that this Xuanyuan Jitian must want to let himself do something for him, look at Xuanyuan Jitian's laughter.
"Okay, my dad is on the hill over there." Xuanyuan Ji Wu patted Zhou Chen's shoulder and pointed to a thin figure on the mountain in the distance, standing there in an extremely strange posture.
I saw him, his body upside down, one finger supporting the whole person, like a reef in the stormy sea.
"Your dad learned Shaolin Kung Fu?" Isn't this Shaolin's one-finger Zen? Many of those who are playing tricks outside will do this.
"No, no, although it looks very similar to Shaolin's one-finger Zen, it's definitely not this thing, you should know about reverse growth, right?" Xuanyuan Jiwu shook his head and said, "My father's kung fu is similar to reverse growth, otherwise how can he make himself younger?" He only needs this posture after reaching a certain age, and then adjusts it with that peerless mental method to let himself start to grow backwards. ”
"Oh, that's right." Zhou Chen looked at Xuanyuan Jitian, who was standing motionless for a long time on the mountain in the distance, this has to be said that there are no wonders in the world, there are such powerful exercises, and he can achieve his goal of rejuvenation through reverse growth.
"Oh, it's a shame, hurry up and cook, my dad is going to finish the work, if he comes back and finds that I didn't cook well, he will be furious again." Xuanyuan Ji Wu slapped his head, turned around and ran down the mountain.
Zhou Chen saw Xuanyuan Jiwu's appearance, and he also pulled his legs to catch up, and when he arrived in the courtyard, Xuanyuan Jiwu pointed to the side and didn't know when there was a small box of fresh vegetables.
"You help wash the dishes, I'll go make a fire and cook now." Xuanyuan Ji Wu commanded, and then hurriedly went to the kitchen next to him and began to make a fire to wash rice.
Zhou Chen found that there was also a fish and a piece of pork belly in this small box, who sent it, right? It seems that this village is not as simple as it seems.
After washing the vegetables and meat, he carried them into the house, and found a scene that surprised him, only to see that there was one more person in the kitchen, and it was a woman who was dressed very fashionably and beautifully.
"What is this?"
"Haha, this is my daughter-in-law, who just came back from outside." Xuanyuan Jiwu smiled and said, "This is Zhou Chen, you haven't been at home for the past few days, so you don't know him." ”
The woman smiled and stretched out her hand to Zhou Chen and said, "Hello Mr. Zhou." ”
"Hello sister-in-law." Zhou Chen shook hands with the woman, and found that the woman was looking herself up and down, and suddenly saw that the woman instantly took out a paper and pen from her body, and Zhou Chen thought that she was someone who knew herself, and planned to let herself sign something.
Who knew that she came to Xuanyuan Jiwu's clothes pocket and took out her mobile phone, and began to make calls, after muttering a few times, she smiled: "Mr. Zhou, I am a reporter, to be precise, I am a news reporter of a local TV station, I am very honored for you to come to my home, wait for my partner to come over, I want to give Mr. Zhou an interview, I don't know if it can be?" ”
Reporter, Interview!
Look at the appearance of this Xuanyuan Jiwu, looking at the fashionable and beautiful woman in front of him, how can he feel that it is a match of strange Shu Huang and Xiao Luoli.
"Hehe, there's nothing to do anyway, we'll talk after dinner." Zhou Chen smiled and wanted to stop this matter, but he couldn't agree without thinking about it, who knows what this reporter will ask you about?
"That's good." Xuanyuan Jiwu's wife, after smiling and writing a few words on her paper, put it in her pocket to help Xuanyuan Jiwu.
Zhou Chen stood at the door and looked at the two people who were busy, looking at this house with only four blue bricks and the hill in the distance, I have to say that this kind of life is very good.
"Boy, what are you thinking about standing there?" Xuanyuan Jitian, who was riding on top of the ox and holding a recorder in his hand, shouted to Zhou Chen, who was standing at the entrance of the kitchen, and said, "Do you miss your woman?" ”
Zhou Chen looked curiously at Xuanyuan Jitian who straddled the ox, this guy is really good at playing, but he doesn't know where to get a cow to ride.
"Nothing." Xuanyuan Jitian jumped down from the cow, came up with a recorder on the cow's buttocks, patted his buttocks, and pushed the door open with a bang, and said to the two people who were busy in the kitchen: "Is the meal ready?" ”
"Ah, Dad, you're back."
"Xiaowen, when did you come back?" Xuanyuan Xuantian looked at Chen Xiaowen and asked, "Did you bring back the things you promised to bring me back last time?" ”
Chen Xiaowen smiled: "Brought it back, in the back room?" When she said this, she suddenly changed her words and said, "But Dad, you better go back to the city with me, you are really a little uneasy here." ”
"Hehe, what's the good of going over there? If you want that kid to go back with you, just say it, don't come to me. Xuanyuan Jitian smiled and tapped the recorder on her head, and then said to Zhou Chen: "After eating, I have something to tell you to do." ”
Zhou Chen nodded, and did not speak, but said in his heart, it seems that this old monster is not going to waste time, he thought that this old monster was going to play for a few more days before he found himself, and now it is better to solve these things of Chen Guzi rotten sesame seeds earlier.
"You old, bring me one."
"What's here?"
"What you're holding in your hand."
Chen Xiaowen, who was standing next to Zhou Chen, looked at Zhou Chen strangely, he wouldn't know, was this used to pretend? I wonder if I will hit him? She was looking forward to Zhou Chen being beaten by Xuanyuan Jitian.
"Haha, boy, I won't, just take it for the occasion." Xuanyuan Ji Tianxiao leaned forward and closed, and almost didn't roll on the ground.
"No, what are you doing with it." Zhou Chen touched his nose.
"Burn the bun, pack 13." Xuanyuan Jitian smiled and said, "Okay, let's go eat." ”
At this time, the meal had already been served, Xuanyuan Jitian smiled mysteriously, and took out a wine jar covered with dust under the bed where he slept.
patted the dust on it, and pulled out the dusty red cloth stopper on it with a bang, and instantly a fragrance of wine filled the entire room, Xuanyuan Jiwu and his wife Chen Xiaowen stood up at once, smiled and took the rice bowl and stretched it out to wait for Xuanyuan Jitian to pour them wine.
"It's not big, it's not small, haven't you seen any guests here?" Xuanyuan Jitian took the chopsticks and knocked them on the heads of the two, and said to Zhou Chen, "Boy, come and taste my wine." ”
"Hurry up, that's a good thing." Xuanyuan Ji Wu hurriedly reminded.
Zhou Chen handed over the wine bowl next to him, Xuanyuan Jitian poured a small half bowl for Zhou Chen very carefully, and saw that the blackened liquid inside was stunned and exuded a rich aroma of wine, and he still let him dry it in one go, I have to say that this wine tastes really good, and the lower stomach does not have that hot feeling but a coolness.